Aquaman - The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made?

12 Th08, 2020
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  • The bit at 17:09 had to be muted for copyright purposes. Apparently we are allowed to use the full visuals from the movie and not the audio. Oh well. Sorry about that, guys!

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourThe Cosmonaut Variety Hour6 tháng trước
    • It is more funny at least.

      JaEsto YJaEsto Y8 ngày trước
    • Ok good. I thought there was something wrong with my phone for a good second

      Wolfpack ProductionsWolfpack Productions26 ngày trước
    • "Shibboleth" is from the Bible... its from the israelites trying to determine the origins of their cousin tribes, by having their prospective tribesmen say 'Sibboleth', and the enemy tribe had a lisp, and would say "shibboleth" instead...

      5pid3rman805pid3rman8027 ngày trước
    • @Samur/Aye Remind me again where the Justice League is? Oh where's the Crab War scene in the comics? Where's the scientist FROM the comics? Where's Arthur's mom in the comics? Shut your dumb ass up. It isn't this ONE comic. It's literally tons of Aquaman stories.

      TeoReviewsTeoReviewsTháng trước
    • I just realized at 17:33 exactly he puts Joel in for a split second after he says “a beloved character” You thought you could fool me Marcus but I see through you

      Cal WalkerCal WalkerTháng trước
  • I love Aquaman in the same way I love The Riddick Chronicles. If you go stupid and over the top enough, it just becomes funny and entertaining on its own.

    JJ3 giờ trước
  • The likes are from the people that didn't watch the whole video

    TaladonTaladon4 giờ trước
  • You know there something special about this movie when Marcus says that a scene with Dutch angles looks cool

    An Unfunny AsianAn Unfunny Asian9 giờ trước
  • bruh t chala lost that fight bcuz they took his powers or strength away i havent watched it in a while but i remember that his powers came from vibranium and in that fight they were taken for it to be fair

    Axel aaron Arellano hernandezAxel aaron Arellano hernandez14 giờ trước
  • Aquaman - The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made? Two words Amber Heard.

    Undead GingeUndead Ginge23 giờ trước
  • MAAN CUT BLACK PANTHER SOME SLACK HE WAS GOING THROUGH ALOT IN HIS HEAD WHILE HIS FIRST FIGHT WITH KIL MONG other wise great vid :)

    Rafidul M MahimRafidul M MahimNgày trước
  • How could Aquaman be a ripoff of Black Panther when Aquaman was released first?

    Pizza timePizza timeNgày trước
  • 8:44 sus?????

    loonloon2 ngày trước
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      Domagoj StorićDomagoj Storić15 giờ trước
  • You idiot aquaman become a hit it even beated endgame

    John Dominc BajamundiJohn Dominc Bajamundi2 ngày trước
    • what

      SharkDadSharkDadNgày trước
  • Hydrocity fits better than ever

    please helpplease help2 ngày trước
  • You sure you don’t like it 😂

    General XD3General XD33 ngày trước
  • i mean you gotta admit theres a lingering thought in our heads that this film is meh, ok or bad but at the end we REALLY fucking love this film

    Dj CandaDj Canda3 ngày trước
  • I'LL tell ya why it's the worst superhero movie ever made..... Because it's base on the WORST SUPERHERO ever made!! Now..... Did THAT take half an hour?

    sarlacc's tapewormsarlacc's tapeworm3 ngày trước
  • Just watched the movie and i am furious how awfull and stupid this movie is.Dammmmmmmn!!!

    Djoko AnicDjoko Anic3 ngày trước
  • 7:59 if the first thing you noticed about Amber Heard in this movie is that she wears a stupid costume, then you have a problem dude.. 👀

    Eddie._.Eddie._.3 ngày trước
  • The whole video was just Marcus simping secretly

    LP X vxid SarimLP X vxid Sarim3 ngày trước
  • "Meanwhile back at the Halls of Justice, Aquaman fixes himself a sandwich because he can't do crap!"

    puffin tuffpuffin tuff3 ngày trước
  • He really should’ve played Lobo

    DariusDarius3 ngày trước
  • Alternative title: "I lie about hating the Aquaman movie"

    AyydenAyyden4 ngày trước
  • Marvel trash fan

    BrightburnBrightburn4 ngày trước
    • Bruh says the bright burn fan

      CajDoesStuffCajDoesStuff3 ngày trước
  • OK. 10min in this video now and I'm already having more fun than the whole Aquaman movie.

    En-Pei LiuEn-Pei Liu4 ngày trước
  • the guy playing the bad younger aquaman sounds like sharkboy

    coollin munkeecoollin munkee4 ngày trước
  • Shit Aquaman was better than that shitty justice league cut we got in theaters

    Nicolas McGeeNicolas McGee5 ngày trước
  • So basically it's like If shazam was not as good? I will say that scene of aquaman football bunting his shoulder on that bell tower bell to save the girl that was a great scene That scene made this was more enjoyable to garbo super man movies dc made and wtf V Batman The whole whoever wields this hammer I mean trident sorry I mean whoever wields this trident really reminding me of silly thor

    Choco Drew 鯉カワイイChoco Drew 鯉カワイイ5 ngày trước
  • This movie is so great that this guy critiquing this movie talks about many parts he liked and then denies it

    Aneesh DakeAneesh Dake6 ngày trước
  • It’s atlanna Lana. Cmon Marcus I love ur content my g but ur comic knowledge is lacking

    GnarrcanGnarrcan6 ngày trước
  • “The Worst Superhero Movie Ever Made?” Made $1.148 billion you donut🍩

    AnuarAnuar6 ngày trước
    • Ah yes, box office=quality. Remember the tranformer movies?

      outlaw Stone327outlaw Stone3276 ngày trước
  • It's a Cliche Shibboleth..

    The Cyborg LeaderThe Cyborg Leader7 ngày trước
  • OK, the thing that annoys me about Black Panther critiques is that BESIDES THE PACING ISSUE & TERRIBLE CGI (yes, even those of us who absolutely love it hate that too), they just turn out to be a fundamental lack of knowledge about things that are happening in the scenes. And I think it shows a lot more about how the critics don't understand emotions or motivations they aren't familiar with. And you don't have to live an experience to get it. For instance: Killmonger did NOT beat T'Challa because of his military training, are you kidding?! T'Challa is driven by the principles he was raised on and the people he loves. It's ridiculously crystal clear throughout everything he does in every scene he's in. I think some of this has to do with a lack of understanding about how loyal Africans are to family and humanity, regardless of history or blood. The inner conflict is what stops him, there's a clear pattern and they established it all over the movie and even in Civil War.

    Phronesis7Phronesis77 ngày trước
  • His planet, his dad and him are all named vegeta because they are prideful bastards

    Purple loud MouthPurple loud Mouth7 ngày trước
  • My friend: Omg Aquaman is now my favourite movie, its perfect. My friends and my family: Yeah, true Me:

    Tarmildus TarmildusTarmildus Tarmildus8 ngày trước
  • Honestly didn’t like this movie at all

    brockmongbrockmong8 ngày trước
  • Amber Heard in this film in regular clothes looks so out of place I can't find a more fitting title than the "Little Mermaid" one Marcus used.

    Jim KhanJim Khan8 ngày trước
  • T'Challa took on Bucky and Captain America at the same time.......while he had the powers of the Black Panther AND was wearing his vibranium suit. He had neither of those when fighting Killmonger. It was just man to man. Skill and strength vs. skill and strength. No powers. Equal weapons.

    Dave RobsonDave Robson8 ngày trước
  • Ur dog water u wish u was Aquaman ur Free

    Breanna Braswell-WilliamsonBreanna Braswell-Williamson9 ngày trước
  • I loved this movie so much. That thumbnail broke my heart

    ABDABD9 ngày trước
  • Tyron Lue!!!

    Kenny HavocKenny Havoc9 ngày trước
  • JIMMY WOO 9:04

    its p0pits p0p10 ngày trước
  • The only thing that sucks is amber heard as mera

    Kurtis BanksKurtis Banks10 ngày trước
  • Aquaman (2018) F'u"l'l M'o 'V'i"e √ mnxcinemax.blogspot.com/tt2719848/hdnow ------------------ I loro stati di salute rispettivi prevenirli per avvicinarsi troppo

    michael Bordtymichael Bordty10 ngày trước
  • Aquaman (2018) F'u"l'l M'o'V'l"e ► flixonmovie.blogspot.com/tt1477834/play ------------------ I loro stati di salute rispettivi prevenirli per avvicinarsi troppo kLZknOSrgghbmVQbqfDLRhVKggFYFpOMensile Cabal? Al giorno d'oggi, tuttavia, si e olturasizbi?

    You TuberYou Tuber10 ngày trước
  • Clearly then you haven't see iron man 2,3 ,Captain America 1, avengers 2,thor trilogy , Jostice league,suicide squad ,captain marvel,black panther,xmen end parts , fantastic 4 ,ant man series,gotg 2 ,hulk. Etc etc..

    tafzil nayeemtafzil nayeem10 ngày trước
  • Ok, I get it, Aquaman is not the best but it is far from the worst super hero movie. Certainly some bad parts though...

    SeanSean10 ngày trước
    • Yeah I don’t think he actually thinks that. He just doesn’t like that

      CajDoesStuffCajDoesStuff3 ngày trước
  • Dear god the fight scenes look like a video game

    Slim JesusSlim Jesus10 ngày trước
  • I guess he wanted to be a movie director but he couldn't so he now roasts every movie

    Ahmad IstaitiyaAhmad Istaitiya11 ngày trước
    • Isn’t that every movie reviewer. Dumb reason for not liking someone. I could say “you wanted to be a VIworldr but you couldn’t so you try to roast every VIworldr”

      CajDoesStuffCajDoesStuff3 ngày trước
  • Amber Heard. No domestic abuser should be allowed to glorify themselves on screen!

    Bella H. RayneBella H. Rayne12 ngày trước
  • I agree with the desert part but this is by far the best movie DC has done, Superman was fucking boring super serious and the air battle was so fucking boring, Batman and Superman. Same thing just they team up at the end, wonder women was awesome. And then we have aqui man, it was serious and then goofy at times. And the cgi was awesome and there was battles, you could tell they were getting hurt and doing damage to each other. Unlike boring ass super man where they just destroyed a city and nothing happens, also the trench scene was fucking badass. So yeah that’s all fuck super man and Batman

    JewJew12 ngày trước
    • It was the best for a time but I like Shazam more.

      CajDoesStuffCajDoesStuff3 ngày trước
  • they wrong Aquaman is the best movie ever in the future year 3000 it still going to be the best movie in the world

    Hubert OzzHubert Ozz12 ngày trước
    • Just watch inception. Then you will change your mind

      NepsiNepsi9 ngày trước
  • This sounds liek when some cultured guy starts to like yaoi

    Clement FermnClement Fermn12 ngày trước
  • Okay, I ignored much of the ungrounded nonsense you say at the beginning but you saying the pacing of Aquaman is better than Black Panther's is ludacris. Aquaman movie sucks and that's that, much like any DCEU movie made so far. Also if you really actively watched Black Panther and actually read the comics you would realize why he lost the first fight to Killmonger!

    Isekai HordIsekai Hord13 ngày trước
  • I found it impossible to even watch. I started it, made it 5 minutes in, and then I couldn’t stop cringing at the dipshittery and turned it off.

    Rizzo RIZZORizzo RIZZO14 ngày trước
    • The movie or video

      CajDoesStuffCajDoesStuff3 ngày trước
  • Amber Herd would still get it though

    Rizzo RIZZORizzo RIZZO14 ngày trước
  • Am I the only one that thinks aquaman would make a sick open world game? Land and sea?

    Geeky BrosGeeky Bros14 ngày trước
  • Can you make one on Suicide Squad?

    nintendogeek45 Nantaunintendogeek45 Nantau15 ngày trước
  • I liked Orm because he was pretty simple and I read the comics and watch the animated shows so I know his background that the movie missed out on. This movie is basically like if black Panther was much better and had cooler villains. Cliche movie but enjoyable to watch.

    Amaze ytAmaze yt15 ngày trước
  • I'm just here for that sweet sweet Hyrdrocity Zone Act 2 action.

    Gandalf And ChillGandalf And Chill17 ngày trước
  • Ahh yes, Wet Thor

    James FosterJames Foster17 ngày trước
  • At least Aquaman didn’t make the talk to fish joke🙄 Edit: one of the things I don’t like about aquaman is the cringe music, cause every time they talk about orm they do it like “If orm does this he will become........ Dun dun dun Ocean master Dunnnnnn” I hate it

    Michi GamesMichi Games17 ngày trước
  • I didn’t get what I was promised 😤👎 Boooooooooooooooooooo!

    Gurp Inc.Gurp Inc.18 ngày trước
  • I mean as much as this looks like a really dumb movie that makes no sense... it looks fun, and honestly, I'm ok with a super hero film just being fun. It'd be cool if it was a good film as well, but if you can't manage that at the very least make it a fun watch and I'm down to clown till I'm dead in the ground.

    BarnesofthenorthBarnesofthenorth18 ngày trước
  • Orm hates humans not just because of pollution but because humans are the reason why his mom was killed. It sounds kinda dumb but it kinda makes sense for him to have a grudge against humans because they’re the reason Atlanna got executed

    Burco PresentsBurco Presents18 ngày trước
  • 10:37😭😭😭

    elroy johnsonelroy johnson20 ngày trước
  • This is actually one of the best DC movies out there. Only the Dark Knight and Wonder Woman are better.

    Max MaximusMax Maximus21 ngày trước
  • 3:50 seriously wtf is aqua man saying

    LikeVapor65LikeVapor6521 ngày trước
  • I don't like aquamam, its trash....isn't it? *Marvel Fanboys in a nutshell*

    HuskyHusky22 ngày trước
    • He literally likes DC more

      CajDoesStuffCajDoesStuff3 ngày trước
  • Killmonger has so much training tf u on about

    knotty headknotty head22 ngày trước
  • aquaman was awesome it was better than justice league and batman v superman

    Eddiward JohnsionesEddiward Johnsiones22 ngày trước
    • That isn’t saying much

      CajDoesStuffCajDoesStuff3 ngày trước
  • Magic dimension with disguised mother isn't original, it already happend in how to train your dragon

    Nitram_AS *-*Nitram_AS *-*23 ngày trước
  • Who the f is Orn?

    Winston Lewis IIIWinston Lewis III23 ngày trước
  • I like how he keeps referring to the dad of Aqua nan jango fett lol

    Oreo PrawnOreo Prawn24 ngày trước
  • Wheres the video on One Piece?

    Oof M8Oof M824 ngày trước
  • Other than Wonder Woman, this is my favorite dc movie

    Wolfpack ProductionsWolfpack Productions26 ngày trước
  • Come on guys, it has Depeche Mode in it!

    CraigCraig26 ngày trước
  • this movie does NOT suck.

    corgidan 23corgidan 2326 ngày trước
  • Yes, T'Challa is an expert hand-to-hand combatant and took on Bucky and Cap when he was on their level. But you say that as if it were something entirely different from military training 13:30 . Secondly the character of Black Panther has mastered every known martial art so maybe he was just a better fighter than Bucky and Cap. Also, different kind of fight. The airport scene was non-lethal and Cap and Bucky were on defense. Killmonger was trying to murder him and his kingdom was on the line, much higher stakes. Maybe the same for Killmonger. And all THREE of them had military training because they were soldiers.

    MM27 ngày trước
    • @Craig I think Cap was holding back real hard in Civil War and pulling his punches. Except for that one teenager who's face he bashed in with a shield.

      MM26 ngày trước
    • It was utter bullshit how they treated Cap in Civil War. I don't like how they downplayed Cap and his fighting expertise.

      CraigCraig26 ngày trước
  • I just love this movie. I can watch this without using my brain. It's Kitsch. But you can watch this in background while scrolling through reddit

    Apple DingerApple Dinger27 ngày trước
  • 7:31 some thing strange mixed in lol

    Gogo JestGogo Jest27 ngày trước
  • Of the DCEU movies I’ve seen, this is the third best but it’s still pretty bad.

    maplebob23maplebob2328 ngày trước
  • It was a fun ride

    T pacT pac29 ngày trước
  • I like aquaman better than black panther black panther is just kinda boring

    Brandon Sol-GarciaBrandon Sol-Garcia29 ngày trước
  • *For Years, DC:* "No. Aquaman isn't a guy who talks to fish, rides seahorses, and wears a garish orange costume, anymore." *This Movie:* "Yeah he is, though."

    Just Some Guy with a MustacheJust Some Guy with a MustacheTháng trước
  • the fact that you see joel in miliseconds when he says beloved character cracked me up

    CH iiCH iiTháng trước
  • Aquaman is not the worst movie, it’s the best

    Mac MooneyMac MooneyTháng trước
    • No, it's fun to watch if your drunk but no.

      NepsiNepsi9 ngày trước
  • You are insane. Better than black panther

    Tim LubinTim LubinTháng trước
    • Did you watch the whole video

      CajDoesStuffCajDoesStuff3 ngày trước
  • My guy how could Aquaman be ripping off Black Panther at all... it came out later that year. It takes more than a few months to make a movie guys

    Broccoli RobBroccoli RobTháng trước
  • 3:33 I like to think that bullets are like nerf darts for him they kinda hurt but won’t kill you

    WaterbottleWaterbottleTháng trước
  • I think this is the right direction for DC film. This movie is an inspired from the New 52 Aquaman's run. I think they should based their movie more on the New 52

    Athrun000Athrun000Tháng trước
  • But compared to batman vs superman a lil better and something different. I am tired of batman and superman 🤮

    Vanessa GarciaVanessa GarciaTháng trước
  • I feel like stop going by canon, dc sucks at movies period..

    Vanessa GarciaVanessa GarciaTháng trước
  • Because of amber

    Tuesday 2 ThursdayTuesday 2 ThursdayTháng trước
  • 18:14 - Ah, someone stumbled onto my exact thoughts at the same moment in the movie.

    DukeDukeTháng trước
  • NO one is gonna talk about the single frame of Joel

    T - bone 47T - bone 47Tháng trước
  • I have the exact same opinion on the movie.

    Toon BartholomeToon BartholomeTháng trước
  • Kiwi Panther

    BalaTheHero9BalaTheHero9Tháng trước
  • I like this movie, it’s fun. But I never feel like I’m supposed to like this movie, it’s weird like that.

    John SJohn STháng trước
  • Marcus wondering if this movie is good or not is the same as a person deciding if they are gay

    davidjfjedi22davidjfjedi22Tháng trước
  • 17:32-ish I see what you did there even though it took me 5 months I see what you did there that was funny :)

    I STILL HAVE NO FRIENDSI STILL HAVE NO FRIENDSTháng trước
  • It's surprising that I don't see a comment about "her".

    Aj rodriguezAj rodriguezTháng trước
  • What falls flat in this movie (even lower than flat, it creates a hole) is the dialogue. 95% of dialogue in this movie is absulute trash. the only good Dialoge in this movie is Arthur's father and the scene when aqua man talks to the Kraken. Visually this is movie is stunning.

    mat shmat shTháng trước
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