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5:40 nope it’s “hey pep”
Am I the Only One who thinks Endgame was a shit movie !! And Infinity war was the Best Superhero Movie
I said it when I walked out the theater and I'll say it now. Endgame sucked except that final battle which is fucking awesome.
What! Tony dies?!!! 😭
it was good but had it's flaws .i think it was to much of a mashup. it was basically ultimate Alliance the movie
The sad thing about Thor's arc is that it's an incredibly accurate depiction of depression that's played for a laugh. I sobbed, SOBBED, when he called to Past Mjolnir and he was still worthy, despite his failures, despite his depression, despite everything. Because I've been there. Fat, depressed, anxious, recovering from failure. And it's a crime that they didn't make that he was worthy anyways, that none of that made him less worthy, more of an emotional moment. I hate the Fat Guy jokes. I hate they made him just a big punchline when his story in this movie is actually quite tragic and the triumphant moment that he is STILL WORTHY ANYWAYS is just lost. That was my main complaint with the movie. They did Thor dirty, and not because they made him fat, because they made his depression a joke.
0:01 for you lol
I like your reviews but this one was bad and it was bad because you were SO biased. Like, seriously your arguments to defend the shitty time travel was that all time travel movies are bad and not to think about it too much. Yeah, really trully inspiring when to enjoy a movie you have to remind yourself that other movies are bad too and to just not think about the central plot too much. Also you refused to give it a score and I feel like this is all because you fear the repercussion of your followers since you know thats a BIG deal movie and ppl did enjoy it. C'on dude, you better than that. Here, I'll say it, this movie SUCKS and Infinity Wars was MILES better than this hot steamy poop. I'll give it a 5 out of 10, not as bad as the OG Justice League but WAY worst than the Zack Snyder's version.
I think this guy never likes a superhero movie 100%. he always finds something to hate the movie 🤦🏻♂️
How could you not like Fat Thor if they kept him in shape he would be to op we don’t wanna pull DC
Gotta say I really appreciate you being the perfect poster child for "you can have criticisms of things and still enjoy them". It's been hard for me to unlearn being ruthless about what I allow myself to like but watching your videos really helps
I disagree with your point on Thor. He hides his pain with uncomfortable humor
ronin/hawkeye is one of the best characters of this movie and i'm glad that they especially worked with the pinnacle of his movies-long character development
In the grand scheme of the MCU, doing fat Thor makes a lot of sense in endgame. He gets a huge role in Infinite War but cap and tony are in the forefront in endgame because it’s the last film for them. Thor is so down bad after the blip he gets fat. That’s awesome, and you know after they won and saved the universe he’s bouta be single, with a single Quill, and it’s game on. HE’S BOUNCING BACK.
Also I remember you said cap doesn't get that moment to stand upto thanos in infinity war but that is presented here against thanos' whole army and is so much more badass imo!
Love this movie.
No score? That's a cop-out! At least 9/10. Even 10/10 seems fair to me, for the unprecedented experience and the sheer amount of joy this managed to give my jaded adult mind.
Is this really UMVC3???😢
Please man, humiliate this guy in front of everyone viworld.info/rock/video/k2pgpHmjk5GemX0.html
My comic book nerd brain loves your comic book nerd brain. I thought Thor was the biggest disappointment in this film also but yeah it made me feel complete in some comic book nerd brain kind of way.
I feel the same about the mcu after endgame, I don’t really care anymore
Comin back a yr later.. “it’s about the main avengers” yet they kinda ruined hulk n Thor, killed black widow when it should of been Hawkeye(not callin him ronin since he was that for 11 seconds), Tony had a anticlimactic death n cap was the only 1 who got time to shine.. 😑 nah fuck that this movie should of focused on others too like black panther n ant man
Umm why is there Lego avengers in the background
Bro you've sen it 2 times. Thats cute I've seen it 29 times a shed tears every single time Iron Man dies
No one cares
i know this was a dumb joke but do you know how time works?
So its 10/10?
no, he had too many negative things to say to think he's saying its a 10/10
"I'll do you one better, WHY is Gamora?!" always gets me lol
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this movie was hot trash garbage how you liked it makes all your opinions so untrustworthy yikes
Please let him do a vidja game shout on the lego game PLEASE
3:12 "I feel like they could've mad it a little more snappier." YOU-
He just don't want to admit that is 10/10 😂
this movie is not a 10/10
Eh
No, I got what he was trying to say, The movie is amazingly amazing as a marvel fan and follower since the start, but at as a "Movie" in the true sense of the word, Its a 7-7.5 out of 10, Thats why it cannot be ranked If you love the MCU characters and love their story and journey you'll give this a 10/10, if you just judge this movie out of reason and plot holes etc it'd be a 7/10, Infinity war was superior
I watched this movie again recently and oddly enough my favorite characters were Steve and Ant-Man
It’s not a good movie; it’s an enthralling experience and the story is compelling through consistently well-executed depth and lore.
Gotta say, Capcom vs Marvel seems very confusing.
When you realize Heimdall is still dead
There was no clapping when I went to see it but everyone did that "ooohooohooo" type thing when we were all hyped and the biggest moment of that was the portals scene 😂
rocket raccoon does what now?
CANCELLED
Can you please please please talk about the Pirates of the Caribbean movies?
Hell, I straight up disagree with feeling like this should be it. I just want MORE! I want more Iron Man, more Thor, more Hulk. And the original Hulk, not this Professor Hulk bullshit. I don't want this to end!
I absolutely disagree with you saying the movie was too long. I honestly thought it felt rushed, and tried to jam too many plot points into one movie. It should have been a trilogy to be honest, & probably would have been better for it. Two movies was not enough run time to fit all of the content in, it just wasn't.
“Endgame is fukin banana” *shows Mega Man X throwing Cap’s shield at Ultron minions* god I miss MvC...
I've never heard cheering in a cinema and I'm glad that's the case for most UK cinemas.
First
Tony’s last line isn’t “I am iron man,” it’s “hey, pep”
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I was on vacation in Tokyo when this came out, and watched this with a friend. Japanese theatres are dead silent, which made for pleasant viewing but it was hard to hold back due to how hype it was.
We’re the movies Japanese with subtitles or English with subtitles
My biggest problem with the last few movies ish the hulk. The hulk is supposed to be edgy and cool. I dont like mark Ruffalo; I dont just dislike mark Ruffalo as the hulk, I dont like him. But I think he works enough until ragnarok. Yes there is something to be said for character development, but turning him into a laughy, stupid cab driver type. I dont mind him and much in this one because I guess he finally finds peace and happiness.l, and he still seems smart here.
7:10 😂
just wanna say : DC could neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
What happens to you after earth years? :/
i can't help it whenever I see morrigan i clicc I have to sate my lesbian side
Your giving the movie way too much credit. The time travel is filled with plotholes Hulk is gama radiation, and gets crippled by a mostly gamma radiation object. Hulk is super fucking useless, and professor hulk wasn't the way they should've gone with him Thanos is somehow more of a threat without the infinity stones than he was with the infinity stones. Captain marvel. A fucking RAT conveniently steps on a button and ant man comes out after 5 years. These are just some of the things wrong with the movie, it's a good movie, but it's massively disappointing
@Fabrizio Milcent tf do you mean MINOR? It was the whole movie
So this entire movie was completely ruined for you because of a few minor nitpicks
Problem with time travel is that you can solve every problem u ever had with it so as a plot device it’s ass
But still very happy I was alive to experience those three hours
Honestly time travel just has so many inherit flaws that it’s impossible to write a consistent story when every problem your characters face can be solved
Black widows death means jack shit when they literally were able to get another gamora from a separate timeline, and in the same film no less
Seeing this in theater might be the greatest thing I’ve ever done. I went to see it with a friend of mine and I can’t even do scribe the experience. It was great, and I feel bad for everyone that didn’t see this movie in theaters
finally someone who has the same opinion as me on fat thor
Marcus: "its better at maintaning its own time travel rules Me:"WHAT ABOUT BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!!
I feel like most of his criticism can be traced to the hulk eating eggs scene lol
I don’t like what they did with hulk and thor
7:11 imagine playing this part of the video to someone who didn’t watch endgame
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"Markus particles" Marticles, if you will.
What killed me in the movie was Tony saying bye to his dad. He knew that he could’ve altered the future by telling his dad what would’ve happened to them when they were killed by WS but he let him go because he knew that, that’s what needed to happen.
the i am iron my line was improv
The Peter Quill "Jesus" joke always gets me
Cried for 10 minutes after the movie ended and my parents had to get me out of the theater because I kept spoiling everything during my breakdown
Poor Natalie Portman getting defiled by a raccoon lmao
For me, endgame only made me pick up my phone once, that is extremely good allot of 1:30 hour films I’ll pick up my phone every 10-20 mins. For being 3 hours it kept me the whole time. I disagree with less is more cause... basic physics. It’s done so well for me, next to nothing is not captivating
I swear to god Chris Pratt’s line “what am I supposed to say, Jesus??” Is the funniest line in all of the MCU
Man if this movie had any title besides avengers on it he would’ve killed this movie lol
DAMMIT we didn't get to see a 10/10 FUCK
I don't think they should've made thor fat tbh but then they wouldn't have a reason to make him weaker because if he was fit and had mjolnir and storm breaker thanos wouldn't have had a chance tbh because with just stormbreaker he destroyed him
Fat Thor works. It’s not supposed to be “funny”. It’s supposed to be sad funny. It’s like depressing to watch him try be upbeat in his state. I laughed a little, but mainly I felt bad for him. And that works for me
Finally i found someone who doesn't like fat thor
I really dislike end game now.... I was so excited for it and I loved it the first time I saw it. Idk why I don’t like it now.
DUUUDE! I didn’t see this comment you basically explained why I dislike endgame
The whole movie's plot is based on a throwaway line in antman and the wasp. And Captain Marvel's only purpose is to get Tony back to earth. It is just a over-hyped movie of the biggest movie franchise ever so yeah. Infinity War was so much better.
Martin Scorsese literally watches your channel. A few months after you posted this video he said the same thing: This movie is like going to a theme park.
7:12 sweet
The peanut butter and jelly sandwich that Ant-Man ate got more screen time than Captain Marvel and I’m honestly not complaining about that.
Peter B. Parker is a better version of fat Thor well that’s just my opinion
This movie was TRASH. Endgame SUCKED compared to Infinity War. A lot of fan service bullshit.
Love how you don't give an actual score because you know you'd get shredded to bits by angry Mcu fans
this is the type of guy to be like "this didnt happen in the movies. and my comic movies need to be serious". i dont hate the guy, he just reminds me of "that guy who reads too many comics".
Hmmm I’m very upset at the “deleted videos” FUCK YOU YOU TUBE!!!.. little bitches... grow some FUCKING BALLS
I hate this movie
Were too dumb to understand actual time travel so as long as a movie follows its own time travel rules I can accept it
Never thought bout this but how does he know Jesus? Does jesus just go planet to planet spreading the gospel? I need answers
he was born on earth
When I first saw this movie in theaters people were clapping and cheering. In the "Avengers Assemble" scene when everyone is running towards one another in the final battle I felt like getting out of my seat like I was going to join in, then I remembered I was in a movie theater and not fighting Thanos.
Pre Endgame, I didn't like the fact that "Avengers Assemble" isn't said in Infinity War. So I said to myself, if it isn't said in Endgame, I wouldn't watch any Marvel movies anymore. And they did it... Avengers Assemble.. It's in the movie! Either way, I would still watch Marvel movies because that's what I have been doing since I was a kid lol.
The worst part of the film was the cringey "don't worry... She has help" with all of the female superheroes. As a woman, it felt extremely patronizing and just cringe.. wish they released a version of the film just without that scene 😂
Best moments.(not ranked) Tony's monologue. Steve as a consultant. Tony having good times with family. Hulk passing on tacos to scott. Cap and tony standing outside the base with tony giving cap the shield back. Thor. Death of Black widow. Steve fighting himself and watching peggy from the other side. Tony meeting his father and jarvis. Thor meeting his mom. Cap tony thor fighting thanos. The big vs big three. Cap wielding mjolnier and crushing thanos. Avengers assemble by cap and the whole build up. Tony and pepper. Steve and thor fighting side by side. A force. Witch confronting thanos. Captain Marvel's entry. Marvel vs thanos(that's overpowered but good) I am Iron Man. And death of Tony. (End of Arc.) Cap going back in time to return the stones. Retired old steve passing on his legacy to falcon. The Dance sequel. Time for rest. (End of arc) STEVE-TONY arc was the best in the whole mcu and they made it the best finale that a theatrical media franchise has ever had.( And will ever have)
Even though Thor was played as a gag there were some great moments like how he was able to talk to his mum again
Thor was amazing in this movie. He's supposed to be broken. Also is roll is dramatically lowered by design. They did a trade of on characters between this movie and infinity war. They had to cause there were so many.
Arm chair physicists: "But the time travel doesn't make sense." Rick Sanchez: "Just don't think about it."
Thor is the best part of this movie.. its exploring ptsd and depression.. missed the mark bud.
Rhoades was the funniest character in this movie
Everyone is saying that “after endgame, I’m done with the MCU” and for a lot of people I’m pretty sure that’s the case, but not you. You’re obviously a comic fan, and considering what’s gonna happen, people like you and me are gonna hit up the theaters. FF4, X-Men, Blade, these are all introducing a brand new side of the Marvel universe. So yeah, don’t think you’re done just yet.
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH BUT COMONAUT WAT ABUT WANDAVISON??
What’s the song at the end?
Little late to this, but I think the only real problem with Thor is that the humour is presented as being funny for too long and at the wrong times. It should have been shown with similar jokes, but the context is altered to show how it’s just a broken man desperate to hide how he has lost everything, and he blames himself. Have it be funny at first, but quickly show that that is the wrong attitude to view it with. Other than that tone problem, his story is quite good in my opinion, it’s a fairly good portrayal of falling in depression and the misguided attempts to avoid it or get out of it (his desperation to use the gauntlet to fix his mistake, because he still blames himself for failing the first time, and is hoping being the one to fix it will make him feel better.). So it worked for me, the tone just felt wrong in some places
The characters telling me "Don't worry about this element in the movie" doesn't really excuse the element if it's full of holes.
5:29 prediction
U forgot "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"