Bright (2017) - A Hot Mess of a Movie

30 Th12, 2017
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EDIT: Lots of people have mentioned that Ayer didn't actually direct training day. OOPS. My bad :^)
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  • I liked the movie

    Flashy Green xFlashy Green xNgày trước
  • watched this and I just thinking the whole time that this was a really waste of concept. So much could have been done with the concept and world building but instead we just replace the black folks with Orc and that's it.

    Le tuan linhLe tuan linh3 ngày trước
  • "what also confuses me is that there are still black people"

    Secret TerminalSecret Terminal4 ngày trước
  • I see you use kung pow clips, have you ever made a video about it?

    Joshua HoglundJoshua Hoglund5 ngày trước
  • TIKKI MASALA ........... WHEEZING IM WHEEZING

    ojas anandojas anand7 ngày trước
  • while i think this video is great and the film is trash, it makes sense why they dont wanna give the wand up... i mean... sure they may not be able to use it but its still probably worth millions if not billions, there will be someone willing to buy probably someone who can use it out there who has the money and means to use it so like yeah all things considered awful movie awful plot awful world building but if you ask me the one thing that makes sense is them not wanting to give it up... its like even if the person who takes it has no way of detonating it, you wouldnt want a nuke to fall into anyones hands because it could be sold to someone who has the means to use it.

    Jacob ElyJacob Ely7 ngày trước
  • Cosmonaut forgive me for I have sinned. I like the intro song

    Black LightBlack Light7 ngày trước
  • the soundtrack is pretty good though

    Invisible InfiltratorInvisible Infiltrator11 ngày trước
  • I 100% agree, I tried telling people it sucked and everyone got offended as if I was being blasphemous 😂. Sometimes people make me question what I can see clear as day and then I rewatch it and I’m like yeah it’s trash.

    Joe ReymundoJoe Reymundo12 ngày trước
  • my race * ?????? seriously dude hhahahahahahahahahha

    Marwan SabirouMarwan Sabirou12 ngày trước
  • I didn’t know people actually liked this movie. I thought it was pretty trash.

    Dildo BagginsDildo Baggins13 ngày trước
  • i thought it was a good movies

    Ivan SanchezIvan Sanchez14 ngày trước
  • 6:48 “Fairy lives don’t matter” 😂

    Sleepy JakeSleepy Jake14 ngày trước
  • It kinda make sense that humans get along now that all of the hate is center around other races lol.

    Pedro VelascoPedro Velasco18 ngày trước
  • I loved it, It's something that I actually enjoyed don't care what other people say, I like it.

    Sharpvessel4987Sharpvessel498720 ngày trước
  • I must say that with humans being so selfish maybe they thought “oh I feel special maybe I’m a bright I can’t probably use the wand. So that point is pretty invalid, heck maybe they just want to sell it to some rich elf shithead and get fucking rich. There are so many ways people could use that wand by not using its power. Just saying

    Anton DalAnton Dal21 ngày trước
  • We need a Snyder cut of this movie.

    HASSAN GMHASSAN GM23 ngày trước
  • Take your shrek lookin ass and drive the f*** home to Fiona, alright?! There’s something about adding Fiona into that joke that just makes it drag on and not be funny

    Le PieLe Pie25 ngày trước
    • Yeah I felt that too 😂

      Carlos CyrusCarlos Cyrus17 ngày trước
  • Also, if the only way to find out if someone is a bright, how did that one dude figured out only 1 in 10 million humans are a bright? Is that what the Nazis of this universe did?

    Hugo 57kHugo 57k25 ngày trước
  • Magic Task Force, an unit to fight magic (an anomaly). Shortened it's M.T.F. This was just na SCP movie all along!

    Hugo 57kHugo 57k25 ngày trước
  • Soo in bright ork are hated because they sided with a evil guy a long time ago that more German then black

    Jennifer PerezJennifer Perez29 ngày trước
    • kinda like attack on titan

      LucessLucess25 ngày trước
  • I feel like they wanted to make a Shadowrun movie where magic comes back in cycles but they couldn't get the rights so we ended up with this mess where nothing makes sense.

    Cal6009Cal6009Tháng trước
  • Max Landis just watched zootopia and decided to plagiarize it in an edgy way

    BlueTalksMoviesBlueTalksMoviesTháng trước
  • Uncle Vernon has definitely said, “Fuck magic” at some point in his life.

    SeveralCakesSeveralCakesTháng trước
  • THE ELFBI That made me laugh a lot more than it should've

    Roberto PalmieriRoberto PalmieriTháng trước
  • wild Wild West, after earth, Hancock, suicide squad, bright just to name a few...will smith has some 'jewels' in his filmography.

    Ernesto CaroErnesto CaroTháng trước
    • Bright is more of a juul than a jewel

      Ellis’ precious metals clubEllis’ precious metals club21 ngày trước
  • Ah so this is like D&D but with racism and without logic

    KersensausKersensausTháng trước
  • 2:00 Some days you really don’t feel watching a deep and rich story movie with the best lines you just want to open a beer and seat relax and and watch a action movie or a comedy movie with no story ( I don’t really know what these people you say are talking about). Edit: you don’t really expect a normal movie from Netflix. It’s like Bad boys , shrek , dark souls , and Disney

    IMovieIMovieTháng trước
  • Head Cannon: Fantasy=Historical Fiction

    Max SchwartzMax SchwartzTháng trước
  • It wasn’t even that bad tbh

    Moist BlueMoist BlueTháng trước
  • I think the main problem is that they don’t have enough time to flesh out the world. If this was a tv show it would be a lot better

    GamerUltra lv92GamerUltra lv92Tháng trước
  • 6:48 "Fairy lives don't matter" is bad enough, but something about the addition of the word "today" makes it ten times worse. It's almost a sign that they knew the line was cringeworthy, so they added that at the last minute hoping it would make it less awful. It backfired.

    cyanmantacyanmantaTháng trước
  • 16:09you were low key dragging with that part

    Stocks ChillStocks ChillTháng trước
  • Stick to Disney's Onward.

    BLUEBOSTONBLUEBOSTONTháng trước
  • The wall art was a dead body killed extra special by elves

    Kayleigh BaconKayleigh BaconTháng trước
  • of course its lazy dialogue. its what max landis thinks minorities sound like. as if he knows anything

    Taheem LewisTaheem LewisTháng trước
  • I watched the movie 10 times and I still liked it

    Hase WolfHase WolfTháng trước
  • The conspiracy that Critics were banding together to put down a netflix movie is even more ridiculous today, considering Disney+

    Matthew LeTexierMatthew LeTexierTháng trước
  • I watch this video when I take huge fucking dumps

    CauDeePeeCauDeePeeTháng trước
  • End of Watch is great

    My GuyMy GuyTháng trước
  • 8:40 looool

    KenjiKenjiTháng trước
  • The gorgeous match additonally order because seeder definitely tour next a boiling node. sticky, jobless thursday

    Barry ManalowBarry ManalowTháng trước
  • End of watch was a good movie sad asf too.

    Mike CMike CTháng trước
  • 19:23 is that an The Adventure Zone joke? My man!

    Renee FernRenee Fern2 tháng trước
  • OOOMMGG i knew i couldnt be the only one who thought of dear sister when will killed the cops!!!

    Alice WhocornAlice Whocorn2 tháng trước
  • All i needed for the movie to be good was context

    Alice WhocornAlice Whocorn2 tháng trước
    • And a better script

      Matthew LeTexierMatthew LeTexierTháng trước
  • I was excited to see it too, and personally did not care for it either.

    Bella H. RayneBella H. Rayne2 tháng trước
  • I'm no sjw and I'm pretty right winged, but i agree with that white people should not make movies about racial problems. Leave that for the people who actually lived through racism.

    MacBulleMacBulle2 tháng trước
    • I don't think its so much that white people shouldn't make movies focusing on this, but they need to take a lot of time to understand the issues and causes behind racial issues and institutionalized racism in the real world, so they can better understand the message they want to send

      Matthew LeTexierMatthew LeTexierTháng trước
  • Can we just start redoing bad movies with good idea so we can see them done properly

    Hwello m8Hwello m82 tháng trước
  • "A movie so profoundly awful that Republicans will try to pass it into law over Christmas brake", best damn insult I've ever seen.

    river the cat Snyderriver the cat Snyder2 tháng trước
  • If any concept need a hard reboot it's this one. It's too good to be just get wasted away. Maybe this time we can see the dark lord story line instead of this lame ass lethal weapon shit.

    SomeCovertRebelSomeCovertRebel2 tháng trước
  • Bright is so.......dark

    whatdu flickwhatdu flick2 tháng trước
  • Does Will Smith have a lot of back taxes to pay off? Why is he in so many shitty movies as of late?

    CassandraCassandra2 tháng trước
  • Will Smith once says “Fairy lives don't matter today,” why isn't he cancelled?

    tahna danatahna dana2 tháng trước
  • "You can't just keep showing me shit without explaining anything!" Rise Of Skywalker: "Hehehehehe...."

    Jordan BoydJordan Boyd2 tháng trước
  • “Only a Bright can control the power of the wand.” Seriously? Clone Wars had better openings then this shitshow, they just keep shoving expositions in our faces.

    joe tiejoe tie2 tháng trước
  • 9:30 wait what? Human hands?

    Carl MarlCarl Marl2 tháng trước
  • How could the genius behind training day to this...from great to okay

    alchem lifestylealchem lifestyle2 tháng trước
  • I honestly can't believe the man that plays Jakoby is the same guy who plays Tom Buchanan in The Great Gatsby.

    Devil AsuraDevil Asura2 tháng trước
  • I loved the movie

    Blair AlexanderBlair Alexander2 tháng trước
  • Movie: We want to have deep metaphors for racism Also Movie: "Fairy lives don't matter today"

    XLNCjrXLNCjr2 tháng trước
  • Ayer has such a distinct directing style. Everything is grey and boring but also kind of pleasant to look at.

    Le PythagoreLe Pythagore2 tháng trước
  • ELF .B .I . 👈👈😎

    c@mbazc@mbaz2 tháng trước
  • The Elf B. I. was brilliant but took me too long. "Magnum P. I.? Elf biatch? Elf, B, aaiii?"

    madjarov42madjarov422 tháng trước
  • This movie was just terrible...like most movies these days. You can take every major scene that drives the narrative and tie it to a trope that's been done so many times. Now granted the more you dilute the industry the less is available but Bright has zero originality aside from the very premise of orcs and fairies and shit existing in modern day even though that clashes with media shown in the film. Gahhhhhh its so lazy...just cast Will Smith it'll be fine!

    Kell HuntKell Hunt2 tháng trước
  • Elf.B.I. Lol

    Liz PLiz P2 tháng trước
  • Checkhov’s gun was just not implemented well in this movie smh

    Mk101 GamerMk101 Gamer2 tháng trước
  • would lotr be a kind of historical epic? im confused

    ColeoColeo2 tháng trước
  • In the film it says the oarks came together to defeat the dark elf. So why are they hated for siding with him? If it wasn't for the oarks the dark elf would have won

    Saran KSaran K2 tháng trước
    • It's just bad writing

      Matthew LeTexierMatthew LeTexierTháng trước
  • 'I don't like to get all SJW in my videos. I'm not that kinda guy' Proceeds to go mega SWJ.

    Kekistani PepeKekistani Pepe3 tháng trước
    • Where?

      No BodyNo Body2 tháng trước
  • “Elves are the richest people in the world! Why aren’t they being shit on too? It doesn’t make any sense!” Oh boy incoming “that’s really anti-Semitic” comments

    Mo ChattertonMo Chatterton3 tháng trước
  • 15:22 Fucking killed me

    Bookid 15Bookid 153 tháng trước
  • I like Bright because Jakobi is a daddy

    Robin LaceRobin Lace3 tháng trước
  • 🗣️ the man that made the friggin big day album even knows that this was a shit movie

    Matthew MoyoMatthew Moyo3 tháng trước
  • it has will smith so i’ll watch it

    HoodieMarHoodieMar3 tháng trước
  • Zootopia did a better job of presenting that world's unique social dilemmas.

    RingtailRingtail3 tháng trước
  • Oh come on... lol how are you acting surprised that in a world full of elfs, magic and actual ogres, Shrek exists? I feel like that’s actually a perfect reason as to why something like that would exist lol. Seriously? Lol that’s confusing to you???

    timothy sextontimothy sexton3 tháng trước
    • the whole reason shrek exists is to spoof the fairy tales that Disney was profiting off of. But in this world, those fairy tales wouldn't exist because the whole basis for the world is different, with magic and all those fairytale creatures actually real. Their fairy tales and stories would be very different, and Shrek would be entirely different or nonexistant

      Matthew LeTexierMatthew LeTexierTháng trước
    • because the joke of shrek is treating fairy tale characters like they exist in a modern world? what would be the point of that in a world of bright?

      Daria BogomazovaDaria Bogomazova3 tháng trước
  • The orcs are somewhat like Eldians from Attack on Titan except Eldians were presented better.

    Ralf VhinzentRalf Vhinzent3 tháng trước
  • I loved it...

    Victor3109Victor31093 tháng trước
  • I love the "el-fbi".

    TestralonTestralon3 tháng trước
  • Honestly the movie has good songs tho

    Dylan games 12Dylan games 123 tháng trước
  • If u wanna watch a pretty decent David ayer movie then I fully recommend watching Fury which, while not being very accurate in places, is a good world war 2 drama

    Benjamin BedfordBenjamin Bedford3 tháng trước
  • I wish this movie had been made in the 90s because movies were a lot weirder then. But it seems like in the 2000s, they standardized movies and got rid of a lot of that weird, campy shit. :(

    reversalmushroomreversalmushroom3 tháng trước
  • When Pixar does this premise better-

    Olivia ThompsonOlivia Thompson3 tháng trước
  • You need to watch "end of watch" bro

    shane brownshane brown3 tháng trước
  • I miss Carlos From Subway. He had some hot takes but could make a mean Black Forest ham sub

    C.J. BlarfC.J. Blarf3 tháng trước
  • the three wands were to come together in the sequels.... heh heh, heh heh sequels

    CK_TwistCK_Twist3 tháng trước
  • The spooky end classically knit because dimple nearly like off a observant judo. knowing, envious tank

    mira edoraysmira edorays3 tháng trước
  • I’ve watched this video 3 times now, and I still don’t understand what the plot of the movie is..

    arcanehornetarcanehornet3 tháng trước
  • It's a shame because it seems like such a good concept, but it's brought down by terrible execution

    Heroic BreakHeroic Break3 tháng trước
    • @Matthew LeTexier is that so? Will do, thanks

      Heroic BreakHeroic BreakTháng trước
    • If you want the same concept but with better execution, check out the disney film Onward. It is in the same vein as this, but well executed

      Matthew LeTexierMatthew LeTexierTháng trước
  • wait the wrestling isn’t wrestling guy wrote this movie? huh

    Bazmandoo 22Bazmandoo 223 tháng trước
  • "Batman please don't kill my dad"

    Edwin ButlerEdwin Butler3 tháng trước
  • When your boss at Subway is named Carlos

    The VzxsThe Vzxs3 tháng trước
  • Hey Marcus, this concept is really well done in the ttrpg, Shadowrun.

    Robert MoresiRobert Moresi3 tháng trước
  • I had this idea when I was 10 so it’s not even that amazing of a setting to begin with

    Pro TrollPro Troll3 tháng trước
  • Atleast the movie had good music🤷🏼‍♀️

    MalinzkiaMalinzkia3 tháng trước
  • nice vid

    cole eubankscole eubanks3 tháng trước
  • 20:44 is it just me that thinks this looks like the mind flayer from stranger things?

    CrypticShadowCrypticShadow3 tháng trước
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    野村康平野村康平3 tháng trước
  • Maybe the magic task force shouldve been named, Bright Beuaro or Bright task force or the Bright association or something.

    Matt BrianMatt Brian3 tháng trước
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