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the part about the ghost cats burping on her and brining her back to life with powers had me DYING
I’m sorry but i loved this movie bye ✋😭
THE EDITING IN THIS FUCKING VIDEO i'm dying
i love how half the stuff you say are variations on 'i swear I'm not making this up' . it's like you're trying to convince yourself this is actually real and not some nightmare
Basketball scene is jumpy
Only one good thing about this movie... Halle Berry's beautiful face and magnificent figure.
For those who are wondering, cats do teleport. Just ask my cat Jerry.
What is that sound effect at 5:29 from?
didn’t know this movie existed💀
*I just discovered this channel today and men, does this guy have the foulest mouth in the criticsdom! And I actually love it so much.*
I watched this movie with no blood in my brain and a box full of tissues when I was a lad. Now I realize that this was supposed to be a comic book movie and I am very confused. Man I miss Halle Berry being hot.
Hail Pitof Never question our lord and savior
How the fuck did this get its own video game?
11:39 Couldn´t hold me anymore xD
9:08
am i the only one who thought it was weird but liked it at the same time
i still do
i loved it
pitof is actually not a director, but a vx supervisor and it shows. but he also made the movie vidocq which i like a lot.
“Catwoman is the worst suoer hero movie” Batman and Robin: I take this challenge personaly.
8:39 - 8:50 Oh shit! That's a much better Catwoman movie than I saw, right here. His girlfriend and the cat look more like Catwoman than this. Oh my god! 🤣
This version of Catwoman should’ve been in The CW’s Crisis on Infinite Earths.
The "amazing" spider man 2 *cough cough*
Spiderman = Legendary Amazing Spiderman = Interesting Spiderman MCU = Awesome Daredevil = Not that bad, pretty good origin movie for a character who is a boss but doesn't get screen time Batman Begins = Cool The Dark Knight = Gritty, dark and violent like Batman The Dark Knight Rises = Pretty good Catwoman = Motherfucking bullshit
I've subscribed soley for the smokin sexy style.
The crazy thing is this is the best Catwoman ever depicted. The villain was completely stupid.
Naw green lantern was worse
Remenber when her name was CATwoman because she is a CAT burglar and not a magical half-feline person?
I need mans too do the ghost rider movies
Lol... We actually fucking like spiderman.
hallie berry is the only reason to even think of watching this abomination
this....................................................... exists?
im a cat im a sexy cat
I didnt know this was a movie i thought it was a fanfic boy was i wrong
I’m about to have a fucking seizure from the editing of this movie.
I love the last 1 mintue, the black cat is just so cute.
8:24 dude seriously? I love your videos, but this one seems like one you had on a pile and picked because you needed content to upload. “The movie doesn’t wanna tell meeee”?? Tf, it’s your job as an espectador to inver and catch on the psychology of the character to try and figure out their motivations. This video just feels like a rant of a comic boy who didn’t like the adaptation someone made. Was it nominated for some razzies? Yes it was. But out of all the “shitty” superhero movies of the 2000’s, this one’s not the worse. I think it was more a case of some people grabbing some tropes of comic books for profit and the nerd community not liking it. This requires a video response, if I’m not dead by tomorrow, I’ll prolly do it, with ACTUAL, media analysis and not just the words in my heart. Still love your chanel and your vids btw lol
I don’t know, I kinda like the movie. The script could be better. And obviously they didn’t adapt it from a comic book, but I don’t feel most of the decisions where made just because. This is more a story of her a human trying to figure out the aspects of heroism, is it cheese? Of course it freaking is, but I like cheese 🧀 and that’s that.
Okay, this movie is full of campy stuff and weird scenes but honestly it was 2004 and the superhero genre was still being tested and writers were trying to understand how to translate the goofyness of classic comics. If you take as an example the various movie adaptations of Spiderman you can see how jokes and puns about superpowers and animals change and almost disappear through the years in relation with the superhero genre getting more "realistic" amd dark. This video is correct in pointing out how this movie was silly but I'd also like to presents some things to the table.
Sorry for the rant, this was one of my favourite movies as a little kid and I'm super biased 😅
5 relationships: the message at the end with the protagonist not getting with their love interest because they still need to figure themselves out first I think is a powerful one and one of the few times it happens 6 cops: this is a rare occasion where the classic plot of the police believing that the hero is actually a criminal (like in Spiderman and Batman) is actually interesting and goes somewhere because there is a complex relationship between the cop and the hero 7 female superhero: here considering the evil plan revolves around getting women stuck in an addiction cycle of their gender roles (makeup), having a female protagonist makes sense and is almost necessary. Take instead the Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel movies, where them being male would actually change almost nothing about the plot, that shows you how this movie is actually more "feminist" than the later attempts.
3 the makeup plot: the makeup that makes you need makeup the more you use makeup should be taken as a metaphor for gender roles and femininity expectations. The more people prescribe to gender roles the harder it gets to break out of them. Catwoman wear makeup because she wants, not because she needs to. Just because something revolve around something feminine it doesn't mean it is bad. Probably a lot of (not all man) will have a hard time getting something meaningful out of this movie. 4 the villain: one of the best in my opinion as far as superhero movies. Her motivation is simply the greed for money blinding her to the negative effects of the product on the consumers. That's basically how some corporations can be seen as evil in the real world and is one of the few cases where the villain doesn't seem evil for evil sake.
1 canon: this catwoman is not Selina Kyle because if you pay attention to the cat lady she explain that there have been many catwomen and Selina has been one of them (you can see her photo in the movie) and Patience is just one of those many 2 just because your editing gets fast and there are many cuts it doesn't automatically mean the editing is bad, it's simply a matter of rhythm. It happens all the time in action sequences
Wonder Woman and Wonder Woman 1984 was worse.
14:09 cringe af
Sometimes I just wish I could subscribe twice
Sorry that I enjoyed that
we need to give props to Marcus for actually watching these horrible movies
Is the character is trash
If marvel made a mistake then DC will make the silly shit out of it
I wanted a Catwoman movie and died to..... in an insane asylum...laugh all you want but its true.
0:34-0:35 eat woma....? (letter appears) ...oooh...
I’ve seen a lot of bad movies, but I remember watching this as a kid and this was the first movie I ever actually wanted to turn off and never finish. If I wasn’t watching it with my mom and brother, I would’ve. We all agreed it was horrendous.
Ur girlfriend is a lesbian
Ok so let me get this right...you have a problem with Halle Berry slinking around in a cat suit. I bet your dad is proud. I will also bet your mom is supportive.
And i thought captain marvel is the only worst superhero movie
I actually really liked this movie haha
9:23 what is this from I love it
0:32 ngl i thought it was gonna say twomad
ur nitpicking a lot :D
in this movie i specially liked the Egyptian mythology connection it made it more interesting then Selina Kyle's cat woman
Daredevil and hella berry cat woman were goth good better then a lot recent hero movies
Her catlike abilities make her better, but y’all some kids y’all don’t know no better. Just like y’all think captain America is stronger than Thor 🤦🏾♂️idiots
Nobody thinks that cap is stronger than Thor
As bad as Catwoman was, there's one comic book movie that's worse. Check out the Man Thing movie. Thats the worst comic book movie of all time.
7:49 This movie IS cocaine
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.i love end of envangleon
This movie sucks and that’s why I LOVE it
Lol outro ... cat has no clue what it’s participating in 😂😂
Rather watch catwoman, than watching some dumbass fighting a purple harambe or some transformers for 3 hours
Isn’t this supposed to be a dc thing
Teleporting ghost cat? What is this, Shin Megami Tensei
I mean, at this point people just need to watch it to know why it sucks lol
15:07, Cat Bewbs...meow ...maybe a, 2 out of 10...I'm I right, fellas
You have said million reasons why it sucks I don’t even think you’ve said everything that’s wrong with the movie I think there even more mistakes.
ITs painful to watch this movie!!!seriously I don’t know what to say
Megan and Marcus are together again?
She stole a motorcycle because she drives a motorcycle in the comics
Yeah but that makes no sense since the story is clearly written by someone who hasn't read any comic book with cat woman in
If I can give the movie one credit, then that it made me aware that there is something like a bad movie, otherwise I was pretty much a casual movie watcher before that. Heck I was 12, right in to puperty and I just found that movie, and especially this outfit stupid. Personaly fav. catwoman suit is the one from the tim burton movie. You don't always need to show lots of skin to make a character look sexy. And then the villains plan... make up... really? You make a movie about a female antihero (in this movies universe at least) and make up is the thing you come up with?
Are any of us gonna talk about the fact that Cheetah from WW84 is literally Patience Philips from this movie?
That last bit with the cat was by far my favorite part of the movie. Pitof really stepped up his game and the shot quality was suddenly really clear
this is the search for the worst of superhero movies
and i'm not mad at it
Im convinced this entire movie was just a plot to get Halle Berry to wear dominatrix gear for 2 hours.
Am I the only one who thinks that Halle Berry looks cute in the cat mask?
BFg division was such a good song choice
I love how you bring up how "Daredevil" and "Catwoman" are pretty identical. And honestly, I love how you can also say that between "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" and "Captain America: Civil War" lmao
I legit forgot cat woman existed-
Because it was inaccurate as fuck.
nice vid
Catwomans director, Pitof sounds like pitou, who was also a cat in hxh. Does this make sense? No, so this comment suits the movie
This movie is so much fun though. So bad It's good.
Please people this movie did not do halle justice. She is actually a amazing actress
So these guys who murdered her didn’t bat an eye when she didn’t die? Didn’t try kill her again?
No this is not okay you probally did not even watch the movie
You forgot about her weird horny friend
For the record, the skeleton compressing bit is real. Cats can fit through any space as large as their head. I don’t know how… but I can say the same for the rest of the movie too
halle berry in catwoman walked so that idris elba in cats could run
so for real, I was an extra in the basket ball scene and it was so fucked lmao
12:16 Catwoman murdered my husband! She scratched him to death with that pistol!
Loved the cute catto at the end!
This is a bad movie, but I can't believe the complete failure to understand that the stealing thing is because of the term "cat burglar" no cats are not actual cat burglars but nobody told Pitoff so that is what he thinks cats do
COP MAN! LMAO
Yo I just noticed this at the end of the Daredevil video, put this one on, heard it immediately, what's with the Brazilian music?
I can’t keep up with the movie if it’s full of cuts
First of all - plenty of people REALLY WANTED THE CATWOMAN MOVIE. And it nearly happened with Michelle Pfeiffer but nope... which is sad. Secondly some of the points thT this did brings up don’t even make sense... main question is why is the Catwoman movie being analyzed by someone who doesn’t actually seem to even be a fan of the character? This video could have actually be good if someone who truly cared did it... this guy tho just sounds like a nagging old man most of the time... eye roll.... yeah the movie wasn’t great and had its ups and downs. But this video ain’t genius either ....
We all know that the actress that played Cabwoman are ,Newmar, Kitt, Phiffer, Meriwether and Hathaway. Berry is NOT one of them.
3:50 you can tell me your name for a week straight and I still won't recognize you