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The fact nobody told the director to just stop is boggles my mind to this very day.
he looks way too much like Billie Joe Armstrong...
Damn, Goku jumping on things in lava like it’s fucking Mustafar
It would be cool if last scene was they having a regular day of school
5:38
GOKU NO! KAL-EL NO!
Y'all racist
"RIP in Peace" What the fuck?
bro i belly laughed at the donkey kong bit i can't-- 😂😭
They actually are Nameks. Nail and Piccolo both refer to them as Nameks, and Piccolo calls himself a Super Namek after merging with Kami.
Goku: Asian man who has brain damage and spikey hair. American live adaptions: OHH SAY CAN U SEEEEE?
Piccolo looks like a fucking skrull
That’s not Goku that’s Gary
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Pretty trash show
Ah yes, my favorite Dragon Ball Z character *Sifu Norris*
ayo anybody got the source on the sasha grey video tho
It’s weird to know that Goku and Bluma are both in Shameless and they hook up
Plot twist: Fuller is Cooler, but with backstory
shasha gray
Do an episode with Sideways!
I had to stop the video after the Pulp Fiction gag. Every time I watch or even think of Pulp Fiction now, that’s gonna be in my head for the contents of the briefcase. EDIT: 8:32 - I see Master Roshi has trained at the Happy Hands dojo, likely under the tutelage of Sensei Napoleon of Clan Dynamite.
Tbh season one of shameless is hard to watch but it certainly gets better, believe me.
I can’t stop thinking about the fact Akira Toriyama probably saw this...
He was so offended by it that it was his inspiration for creating Dragon Ball Super.
*Insert Meme Of PewDiePie Saying It’s Evolving Just Backwards*
I’ve recently rewatched DBZ and everyone keeps calling them Nameks, so they copied from a really bad dub version.
"it could be japan in the 40s." "SHE HAS A LASER GUN"
you guys missed the end credits scene where Piccolo is confirmed to still be alive
“RIP in peace” lol
im certain marcus is drunk
Fuller was stronger in the manga
This movie kinda makes me wonder how Goku would deal with high school bullies. Like hypothetically speaking, would he just punch them or shake it off?
He’d be oblivious to it like Gohan was
Oh god this hurts more than I thought it would be
wait i finally figured of who the black dude is its mr. popo lol
If that’s mr popo, where the fuck is Kami?
2:12 it is the green goblin.
He looks like grandpa gohan with the white beard .
7:56 The Original Goku Black
Hey marky you like anime. You should watch jojo’s!
Promethean Orb Z
It's preety fucked up that they saw a desert village and assumed it was africa then tried to spin it as a joke but F it
I will never watch Pulp Fiction the same way ever again
'RIP in peace' at the end got me
Dragon Ball starring Jesse Pinkman and acclaimed villain Fuller
The dry sarcasm from your friends is amazing 😂
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This is worse than I could of ever imagined
Piccolo looks Handsome squidward
Jiren VS Fuller
Fuller gonna win but just fucking up his name
I just realised now, it’s fucking Steve from shameless
The fact that share the same name as one of most powerful villains in dragonball history is amazing
Ah yes playing dbz fighters and I lost every time to fuller in his 1st form
Goku can't do nothing. If he pushed open a locker, he can teleport through space airports and fly a kite with his hairline in cell phone freezer llama stew while moving speed racer at Light's house because plot gamJump Force is OPiece because naruto tastes good
Dude literally ga ve the guy a peach. Of course Haha ga ve Agave
"I could TEAR THEM APART WITH ONE HAND." Yes, that's definitely a Goku thing to say.
It didn't take 20 episodes to defeat piccollo Impressed
Super low hanging fruit man
Okay, this film isn't that bad. I think it's one of the greatest comedies of our generation
No lie. When I first saw this film I was scared that Sifu Norris was Master Popo when I saw him. Cause I woulda lost my shit laughing
Leather
This movie makes me want to shoot my self
Better then the last air bender movie 👌
Oh yes. That’s considered one of the worst movies ever made.
Goku looks like Billie joe Armstrong
Honestly if planet Namek is still good and not blown up, then why does piccolo need the earth’s Dragon Balls, The Namekian Dragon Ball are wayyy better and more convenient, remember this is IF planet namek isn’t blown up.
This is the best "its sucks" lmao
I've never watched but I have seen mostly all of DB. But never the movie is what my friend said as he walked away with a half angry half sad face
Hands down best movie ever made 😂
3:59 bwhahahahaha
Lol watch ip man instead of dragon ball evolution
This just makes me wanna watch Kung Pow
Wait, is Goku Jesse Pinkman?
"He didn't finish his ducks." Missed the perfect opportunity to say "Gohan didn't eat his gohan."
Rest in peace in peace?
I like how at the end it says RIP in peace lol 😂
02:52 Okay, everyone and their mom knows this movie sucks and all, but let's just take a moment and look at this classroom. I gotta say, those might be the coolest desks and board ever. I wanna be taught in a class like that.
my 8 yr old cried when he saw this movie same thing i did when i watch it as an adult... did the producers and directors had a stroke when they shot this or did they even knew dragonballs
I remember being an edgy, emo 14 year old sitting down in my living room, super excited after school because I taped a bunch of DBZ movies and I'd never seen one live action before. I went into this with the love only a young, depressed, socially inept fan is capable of. This movie then proceeded to destroy what little happiness remained in my life, and I distinctly remember ranting about it to my mother and telling her all the ways it went wrong, to the point where I was in tears. But like I laugh at it now, lol.
That's actually kinda sad
Do another Picture Show with Dan and Andres. It’s an iconic trio.
Bulma actress is super hot and that's all I can say for this movie.
Yeah... You wore it as a "joke" ;)
So dragon ball can be 3-4 movies Z could be 9 alone 😂 and super... we not gone talk about super 😂 but yeah we could have an avengers level type thing but with correctly written dragon ball
I think the whole “Just because my name is Chichi doesn’t make me a complete idiot” is a joke about how the direct transaltion of chichi is boobs. calling someone a boob is another way to call someone dumb. Its still horribly set up but I think thats what they were going for.
I think you're giving the writers wayyyyyy too much credit)
Maybe I'm giving the movie too much credit, but I think they refer to the wishes as "perfect" because of the kind wishes granted by a monkey hand, where if you don't state the wish perfectly, it might twist your wish to be harmful or negative.
I guess I must have been a housefly to have been so attracted to what turned out to be a big piece of poo.
Wait a minute, is that renowned actor and owner of the world's greatest name, Texas Battle?!
You told me it was jurassic park
Master roshi don’t got his turtle shell
Goku was constipated the whole movie
Nice Sasha grey joke Marcus, but you’ll regret it when she lights your ass up
10:52 looks like Jake Gyllenhaal from that nightcrawler scene where he yells at the mirror
The lead actor looks like a knock-off Jesse Pinkman.
So this is what Fiona and JimmySteve's alternate lives are like
I believe ch chi means breasts correct me if im wrong
Reminds me of Mama max reviewing obscure anime
I have a weird love and hate relationship with this movie, because at the same time as it makes me want to carve my eyes out with a rusty fork, it also was what gave the push for Super to be made, so I guess I owe it that recognition at least.
that norris guy DID look like jay z.
When are we getting dragonball evolution 2
I love kung pao!! Chicken go cluck, cow goes moo!
Honestly, I think markiplier should have played Goku in this movie.
This game is so bad, i know it's not a game, but most of the time it kinda looks like it might
The fuckt up my childhood