Drunk Video Game Lore - Kingdom Hearts

25 Th01, 2019
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  • I wanna hear her thoughts on Kingdom Hearts 3

    Henry AveryHenry Avery15 ngày trước
  • Please do this again

    Max StoneMax Stone18 ngày trước
  • "This is a series we've been wanting to do for a long time, so look at this as kind of a Pilot Episode..." *CANCELLED IMMEDIATELY* YEARS pass, a Pandemic rises, KH3 has come & gone, having been reviewed (as MEDIOCRE) by Marcus. *Nearly April Fool's Day, 2021:* •The effortlessly funny, infectiously passionate, witty & charismatic, adorably hot as hell star of the "Pilot Episode" - Jessica - has seemingly never been seen or heard from again since this recording. •Despite every single Commenter on this video's plea to continue the (apparently) *Planned Series,* no further Episodes of "Drunk Video Game Lore" ever materialized, in any form whatsoever on CVH. •None of the Cosmonauts ever mentioned it again; unless they did so in a Twitch Stream, Tweet or perhaps a social media or YT Post somewhere, that I missed. •Marcus has become one of the most popular Gaming Channels on VIworld, in a staggeringly short period of time (likely helped slightly by COVID-19, as were most VIworldrs in 2020), and is currently at approx 1.5 million Subscribers, w/some of his most popular videos nearing (or surpassing?) 100 MILLION VIEWS. Jessica does not feature in any of them. [This comment is obviously 95% "parody", but if anyone knows what the _fuck_ happened with this whole situation, I'd love to be politely corrected. Because - I AM a Subscriber AND a fan of this channel. This was just my ridiculously childish, drawn - out & obnoxious way of saying "Hey, so what ever happened with this excellent concept? Oh, and to your cool friend that made it work SO well, that basically EVERYBODY in the comments loved it (I'm fairly confident she had very little help from anyone while reciting all this too. While staying coherent, on-topic and funny, ALL with an absurd amount of booze in her system)]

    Personal PersonaPersonal Persona21 ngày trước
  • I would to hear someone try to explain dark souls drunk ... DRUNK SOULS

    John HaywardJohn Hayward21 ngày trước
  • A wise man once said I don’t have the acquired amount of time for this Mickey mouse BullShit

    idontlikevanilaidontlikevanilaTháng trước
  • oh my god this is one of the best videos oh my goddddd, who is this woman ?

    Aman kodimelaAman kodimelaTháng trước
  • you know she’s an expert because she remembers all the organization members names while drunk, i can’t remember them all on a good day

    MagikGumboMagikGumboTháng trước
  • How come we never got a part 2&3???

    Elenore JonesElenore JonesTháng trước
  • Sad this never got a followup episode of any kind

    BaruCassanovaBaruCassanovaTháng trước
  • So when Metal Gear Solid

    Phillip SalvidorPhillip SalvidorTháng trước
  • Make a new one you cowaess

    Pizza Time BoisPizza Time BoisTháng trước
  • Why’d you stop

    MonkeyKing 4431MonkeyKing 4431Tháng trước
  • Lol just like drunk history, I always wished they had a "in conclusion" part, where they talk, hung over, but that'd just be cruel, so I get it. Unless it doing it urself & will thru it XD

    Tip JrjrTip JrjrTháng trước
  • 2 years later, just wanted to let y'all know that I'm using her speach to make a kingdom hearts presentation for class. LOVE HER

    Melissa RazconMelissa Razcon2 tháng trước
  • hang on why is the heartless called a heartless if it's the heart shrouded by darkness, and why is the nobody called a nobody if it is made up of the remaining body? shouldnt those two be switched around lmao

    crongrogecrongroge2 tháng trước
  • I was on board untill sora got transported into the shadow realm

    NatlosNatlos2 tháng trước
  • do this with metal gear

    ZerphZerph2 tháng trước
  • I like this one. ANOTHER!

    Xander HornadayXander Hornaday2 tháng trước
  • There should be more of this. Xenoblade Chronicles please

    Michał NowakMichał Nowak2 tháng trước
  • I'm still waiting for the next part :(

    MANTISMANTIS2 tháng trước
  • Drunk fnaf. That series' "lore" is incomprehensible.

    Geralt of BongsGeralt of Bongs3 tháng trước
    • Because the only real lore is some guy on the internet that keeps retconning his own theories.

      Has the High GroundHas the High Ground2 tháng trước
  • Drunk metal gear lore would be great lmao

    FrenchToast IsBetterFrenchToast IsBetter3 tháng trước

    André TóffanoAndré Tóffano3 tháng trước
  • This is honestly the most I've ever been able to understand of any Kingdom Hearts break down

    memicootmemicoot3 tháng trước
  • I know she's drunk, but why the bloody hell can nobody pronounce "Traverse" correctly?

    wherethetatosatwherethetatosat3 tháng trước
  • Masyphillis 🤣🤣🤣

    MemekyuMemekyu4 tháng trước
  • To be honest from how drunk she seems to be she actually did a pretty alright job hahaha. Its an easy suggestion but FF7 could be pretty amusing

    Anthony Lessard-SmithAnthony Lessard-Smith4 tháng trước
  • I've had many run ins with masyphilis

    piero914piero9144 tháng trước
  • Omg yes

    toyroebahttoyroebaht4 tháng trước
  • This should be a series like Drunk History and just get a bunch of VIworldrs on board in cosplay to reenact the scene

    Shady4DayzShady4Dayz4 tháng trước
  • Let’s make a fking boat lmao

    ajcruzer92ajcruzer924 tháng trước

    kujo the kidkujo the kid4 tháng trước
  • Am i the only one that wants one of these for whats in between 2 and three? cuz i ain't playin those.

    Loud n BrownLoud n Brown4 tháng trước
  • "He fucks w pooh bear" 😂

    The Meme ProphetThe Meme Prophet5 tháng trước
  • I can't believe it took this drunk girl explaining Kingdom Hearts for me to finally understand Kingdom Hearts

    SongOfAchillesSongOfAchilles5 tháng trước
  • Every Donald Duck *HWAHWAGGWHWAHH* kills me

    Chris SakaiChris Sakai5 tháng trước
  • Do one for Dark Souls!!!

    Jonathan AndersonJonathan Anderson5 tháng trước
  • I really wish they made more of these videos

    Raphael JosephRaphael Joseph5 tháng trước
  • Do dark souls drunk lore

    Joseluis bendañaJoseluis bendaña6 tháng trước
  • You need to do this with another game stuffed with lore like league of legends

    Lucas CusanelliLucas Cusanelli6 tháng trước
  • I feel like if she wasnt drunk i would understand it less

    Juan RomeroJuan Romero6 tháng trước
  • Y’all need to do this with Mass Effect... I volunteer lmfao

    Alejandro DiazAlejandro Diaz8 tháng trước
  • Where is part II, playa?

    Eduardo Cortina MontielEduardo Cortina Montiel8 tháng trước
  • we didn't even reach ddd smh

    Tank KirbTank Kirb8 tháng trước
  • What started so simple and easy to understand has become a giant cluster fuck that nobody can figure out with Kingdom Hearts 2 starting this problem by having you play a different character at the start of the story and throwing in random characters, new story elements and plot points at you while assuming you would clearly understand all of that. Goes to show that Nomura can draw characters but is a bad writer if you ask me.

    Stefan RadebachStefan Radebach8 tháng trước
  • Since Halo Infinite comes out this year let’s aim for Drunk Halo Lore with NakeyJakey

    JulianXGJulianXG9 tháng trước
  • "he's a photographer"

    Limxuv HerLimxuv Her9 tháng trước
  • I want a metal gear episode!

    Filippo ColizzaFilippo Colizza9 tháng trước
  • for every drunk person on camera, u need one sober megan operating the cam. love uuuuuu

    urtypicalasian7urtypicalasian79 tháng trước
  • this actually makes as much if not more sense than pretty much every other plot summary

    EvanEvan9 tháng trước
  • I like this video. Another, please!

    Anon YmousAnon Ymous10 tháng trước
  • I can vouched for her. This is all true... Edit: I'm also drunk...

    Chicken TendiesChicken Tendies10 tháng trước
  • I'm still waiting for the sequel!!

    DerWykyngerDerWykynger10 tháng trước
  • Can you bring her back for the other games??? I love this lol

    Jose GuerreroJose Guerrero10 tháng trước
  • 4:00 I don’t think you hand souls bend like that.

    The Silent MinorityThe Silent Minority11 tháng trước
  • Where did you find this girl? She's adorable. Don't say "A bar".

    Flurry-JoFlurry-Jo11 tháng trước
  • So this for resident evil

    Bubba LudwigBubba Ludwig11 tháng trước
  • Now do it again but with Final Crisis (including Superman Beyond >:D).

    Hasan ÖzuğurluHasan Özuğurlu11 tháng trước

    Grow RootsGrow Roots11 tháng trước
  • Where the hell is part 2?

    Eduardo Cortina MontielEduardo Cortina MontielNăm trước
  • how is it possible that this the most coherent explanation of the series I've heard yet? She even had quotes from characters! While Drunk! I know people who can barely explain the events of the first game sober and she breezed through KH 1, 358/2 Days and Chain of Memories almost Seamlessly lol

    JustCallmeZoJustCallmeZoNăm trước
  • This is unironically the best summary of kh I’ve ever watched.

    oyaoyaNăm trước
  • Best explanation for a game I've ever heard. I cant wait to watch another one.

    Tony BradfordTony BradfordNăm trước
  • “Kingdom hearts chain of memories hold on....🍷🍷”

    semmy semsemmy semNăm trước
    • Explain

      oofinator9000oofinator9000Năm trước
  • what can i say... idea is good, girl is funny and cool as hell... in a perfect world you keep this up

    JerryKrautJerryKrautNăm trước
  • I would be willing to do a version of this for Elder Scrolls completely free of charge...hit my line Marcus 🤣

    SacredgeometrySacredgeometryNăm trước
  • I can smell the beer

    BojoBeesBojoBeesNăm trước
  • I only played Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2 back in middle school or early highschool when they first came out ... Years later, I feel now as though I understand the complete story. Thank you for this!

    Charles MacLellanCharles MacLellanNăm trước
  • Love this video!

    Aless FAless FNăm trước
  • Drunk history. But it's the Fate series

    kaijuking 118kaijuking 118Năm trước
  • *tips fedora* m’syphilis

    Adam PolakAdam PolakNăm trước

    Roxas hadowRoxas hadowNăm trước

    circosomaticocircosomaticoNăm trước
  • This is pure comedy

    KPKPNăm trước
  • this FEELS like its a lot longer than 14 minutes

    May TillMay TillNăm trước
  • Basically the triangle between Riku/Sora/Kairi is the same plot as Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura.

    Kariba SuitKariba SuitNăm trước
  • This series needs to continue

    BETA FFBETA FFNăm trước
  • Black Ops Zombies, even I don’t understand that shit.

    Justofar _Justofar _Năm trước
  • pls im begging u do more of these

    Rebecca RaederRebecca RaederNăm trước
  • "a..nd he ends up helping ariel OUT..WHEEZE.."

    Krsna ThakkerKrsna ThakkerNăm trước
  • Dearly Beloved.. HA

    Kyle DavisKyle DavisNăm trước
  • Dearly beloved series 😆

    mmhm yeahmmhm yeahNăm trước
  • This is amazing I would rather listen to this for 37 hours straight instead of one single hour of American history

    Campbell BrooksCampbell BrooksNăm trước
  • Ironic how heartless are the darkened hearts themselves with no bodies and noBODIES are the body without a heart. Their names imply that they are each other.

    WinewoodWinewoodNăm trước
  • Not going to lie my brain is fucked on pink gin and kh is one of the best games ever made don’t try convience me other wise it’s kingdom hearts ffs don’t ever mock this game in my presence cause it’s the best game ever best gonna regret this tomorrow when I’m sober lol 😂

    Claire CannonClaire CannonNăm trước
  • she kinda sounds like trump

    1Th1ThNăm trước
  • Metal Gear Solid.......please

    N0T_ZER0N0T_ZER0Năm trước

    Elenore JonesElenore JonesNăm trước
  • I got lost when the Nobodies showed up.

    LightninLarryLightninLarryNăm trước
  • You guys should do Shadow of the Colossus, Ico, or The Last Guardian Or... Be brave and do Dark Souls

    Matthew GonzalezMatthew GonzalezNăm trước
  • Not only should you do the rest of the KH series, but you should do other Square titles, especially the series ones. Games with sequels, man, and games with compelling and convoluted story. Like Final Fantasy XIII

    Jonathan McKenzieJonathan McKenzieNăm trước
  • I think I just fell in love, or something like that

    gvgvNăm trước
  • I like the concept but pls anyone but her

    z.a.swack.z.a.swack.Năm trước
  • Tokyo drift song killed me!

    TurtleGaloreTurtleGaloreNăm trước
  • I'm still hoping for part 2. 💔😭😭

    MrWordcraft ArenaMrWordcraft ArenaNăm trước
  • Nice to see Somecallmejohnny as a Patreon of yours. I would donate money buuut, Im 16 and have no job...

    Hydrocity HarryHydrocity HarryNăm trước
  • Watching this video drunk is twice as fun

    jalber786jalber786Năm trước
  • How was Kingdom Hearts ever popular. This is baffling, and I don't think alcohol had anything to do with that.

    bartholomewfargobartholomewfargoNăm trước
  • Come on guys mgs is too hard. Phoning it in: hey could we get a final fantasy 8 with theories videos attached *Raises glasses*

    Steven MSteven MNăm trước
  • Oh my God this is the best video

    CatCatNăm trước