Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 1 - The Original Trilogy

30 Th11, 2019
1 684 915 lượt xem

Patreon: www.patreon.com/cosmonautvarietyhour
BUY A SHIRT: teespring.com/stores/cosmonaut-variety-merch-store
Twitter: twitter.com/cosmovarietyhr

  • I wish that really was the voice of R2. "You big Oompa Loompa ass bitch"

    Brooks CarlsonBrooks Carlson3 giờ trước
  • "I like the sith because they can have sex" Why does everyone forget that Ki Adi Mundi has like 5 wives?!

    Shadowreaper50Shadowreaper5014 giờ trước
  • Great reviews

    The Company and country of Tra's BodybuildingThe Company and country of Tra's Bodybuilding18 giờ trước
  • I actually like ROTJ....

    Daniel ValentinDaniel ValentinNgày trước
  • LMAO!!! The first time I saw the original “Star Wars”, at 6-years-old in 1986, I had no idea about the Force, Stormtroopers, etc. And it blew my 6-year-old mind!

    genius2012genius2012Ngày trước
  • The long lead-in with Luke is mirrored in the paperback tie in that came out in Dec 1976. It works better there at establishing his character, and giving his experience more of a grand scale as the farm boy goes from observer to participant, but for the film, Lucas bet correctly that the sweep of the special effects and relentless action sequences would pull us in. Lucas was blending his two prior films in "Star Wars" namely "THX 1138" and "American Graffiti." Most of the latter references, like Luke hanging with Biggs and his buds Tatoonie-side, were cut out. Like you say, the pacing was found to be wanting. But it's part of the backstory you sense even now watching what's on screen.

    Bill SlocumBill Slocum5 ngày trước
  • I own the original lol

    David RussellDavid Russell6 ngày trước
  • I'm old when I was 6 I saw Empire on my birthday, and the year before to get everyone psyched and because VHS wasn't in every house they re released Star Wars so I saw it a second time at five, I hate Return and only saw Episode One and never any other prequel or Star Wars movie

    Chad AlphaChad Alpha7 ngày trước
  • i'm so happy i have a dvd disc with the entire original trilogy!

    Birk Krabbe de WaalBirk Krabbe de Waal8 ngày trước
  • First saw 'Return of the Jedi' on VHS in the 1980's at a neighbour kid's house, and thought it looked mind-blowing. Then years later at school the Lord of the Rings-reading kid in my class brought 'Star Wars' on VHS to play and I'm like "this is just 2 robots walking in the desert, boring!" and didn't watch the rest. Then when I was 20 I finally watched all 3 movies in a row, and clearly 'Empire' is the best, but my adult opinion of the first and third movies also completely flipped. Gotta say tho, if you watch something like hover-bikes flying through forests at a formative age, like 4 years old, you're gonna be fond of that imagery forever. It was the perfect preparation for the first movie I ever saw in a real cinema, "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", which had similar looking special FX, with blue screen, miniatures, stop-motion, etc. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, I turned 38 today.

    Glenn DaveyGlenn Davey8 ngày trước
  • You can make just about any movie set anywhere about any subject by modelling it on the Star Wars template. It's not just Hero's Journey but a whole blueprint for world-building.

    Glenn DaveyGlenn Davey8 ngày trước
  • I love the comparison to Rogue One's empty ensemble. I swear, people don't give Rogue One nearly enough shit. I don't care if people enjoy it as a popcorn, action piece, but the characters are sooooo flat

    Alasdair HillAlasdair Hill8 ngày trước
  • 16:55 Is it in a galaxy far far away hahaha

    Mr HenMr Hen9 ngày trước
  • So glad the Despecialized versions exist! Harmy is a hero.

    jimmyboy131jimmyboy1319 ngày trước
  • The one criticism I have of this movie is, Luke Skywalker lived his whole life on a sand planet and we never learn how he feels about sand.

    maplebob23maplebob239 ngày trước
  • For some reason the algorithm has been feeding me old cosmonaut videos but I’m not mad at it, I just rewatch them every 4-5 weeks now😂

    Dustin HarrelsonDustin Harrelson10 ngày trước
  • the original trilogy is simply true Star wars ... A LONG TIME AGO ... IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY .......

    anotherwaytafkashanotherwaytafkash10 ngày trước
  • This video is exactly 21 minutes. That’s sexy

    FollowerOfShmegFollowerOfShmeg11 ngày trước
  • Dude, this is spot on. I've recently started seeing the flaws for what they are, and it got distracting. So, this helped see it from a new light. Also, it's funny as fuck.

    Justin McVicarJustin McVicar14 ngày trước
  • "faceless droids" he says, over extreme closeups of their faces.

    Gordon ShumwayGordon Shumway16 ngày trước
  • 0:00 Star Wars 11:36 The Empire Strikes Back 16:43 Return of the Jedi

    LiamardoLiamardo16 ngày trước
  • Did you just give ROTJ 6/10 while also giving Capitan Marvel 7/10? Hmmmm

    Kong VuKong Vu17 ngày trước
  • 10:39

    Glitchy Gamer.Glitchy Gamer.17 ngày trước
  • I'm glad I have all the original DVDs

    Zane DayZane Day18 ngày trước
  • It’s hard to disagree with this guy , dude makes a good argument

    Kartikey KalraKartikey Kalra21 ngày trước
  • Imagining R2 sounding like that the whole movie 04:44. I literally laughed out loud.

    Chris MarrinChris Marrin23 ngày trước
  • Can you do x men movies?

    Ev SpadeEv Spade23 ngày trước
  • dang dude you went off on the prequels

    Aw350m3 H3R0Aw350m3 H3R024 ngày trước
  • man I remember a time before phantom menace . so I can remember what seeing a new hope was like . it was the 90s so I was born 20 years to late but still my mind was blown. also Luke and his aunt and uncle are humidity farmers they sell water

    Aw350m3 H3R0Aw350m3 H3R024 ngày trước
  • Nope. There were plenty of adventure films and serials before Star Wars. You are wrong before the three minutes mark.

    Joaquim G.Joaquim G.24 ngày trước
  • I love you but u really do have the most stereotypical nerd voice i’ve ever heard😭

    Mug ShotMug Shot24 ngày trước
  • I will always love the original trilogy. Even with it’s problems, I still really like return of the Jedi.

    DDub04DDub0426 ngày trước
  • New hope:10/10 Empire strikes back:10/10 Return of the jedi:10/10

    hunor huszárhunor huszár26 ngày trước
  • My uncle owns the VHS set of these movies and I fell in love with them probably before I even started the movie just from asking him questions

    Cole EdwardsCole Edwards28 ngày trước
  • 3:21 My stomach hurts from laughing

    GalaxyNinja5000GalaxyNinja500028 ngày trước
  • Ugh... return is amazing..

    Isaiah TowersIsaiah Towers28 ngày trước
  • RoTJ and RoTS are my favorites you can’t change my mind. RoS is #4 for me. The Last Jedi is undoubtedly the worst

    YourAverageChip _YourAverageChip _29 ngày trước
  • A New Hope is by far my favorite, because I saw it in the theater as a 9-year-old, and it’s impossible to overstate just how obsessed EVERY kid suddenly became with it. The toys and action figures and references were suddenly everywhere, we knew every line, and Darth Vader was the coolest bad guy EVER. It was unreal.

    Kimberly Old SchoolKimberly Old School29 ngày trước
  • Hot Take: Outside of a couple scenes I don’t think A New Hope is good at all.

    Caleb Th3168Caleb Th3168Tháng trước
    • The only good part in a new hope is the final battle. Everything else is outdated

      Alankrit Saha ChaudhuriAlankrit Saha Chaudhuri3 ngày trước
  • I love how you complain about the head tilt of han, but still fucking like the sequels, its like your head is so far up your own ass, its beyond pathetic

    John LangJohn LangTháng trước
    • At least he still gave it a 10

      The Legend 57The Legend 572 ngày trước
  • Wait how do you watch the original Star Wars??? Please idc if i go to prison 🙏🏽

    carcinxgencarcinxgenTháng trước
  • There is a good DVD i have of the original trilogy, there are some changes but it's almost nothing that wasn't in the 1990s version, it's almost acceptable but since releasing the true original versions would make Disney a shit ton of money i don't understand why they haven't done it, considering they're all businessmen rather than artists.

    Ben TramerBen TramerTháng trước
  • The Death Star attack in 6 and the Ewok Bedtime Story were the best parts

    Lord CheezburjerLord CheezburjerTháng trước
  • project 4k77

    noleftturnunstonednoleftturnunstonedTháng trước
  • The festive study monthly spray because engineering socioeconomically knit alongside a mammoth engineer. tired, probable cook

    Siu LuthardtSiu LuthardtTháng trước
  • *maclunkey*

    Broken RealityBroken RealityTháng trước
  • At least 1.1 million people

    Lukas RaynorLukas RaynorTháng trước
  • Return of the Jedi was my jam when I was a kid. Guess it is my prequel

    The ArchivistThe ArchivistTháng trước
  • Hotdogs? I thought those were Twix that Yoda stole.

    The ArchivistThe ArchivistTháng trước
    • 😝

      Bran McShacklefordBran McShacklefordTháng trước
  • I have the original theatrical versions for all the original trilogy. I wonder if it's possible for me to upload them without getting smacked by the copyright stuff oof

    Midzy Army Blink OnceMidzy Army Blink OnceTháng trước
  • Battlefront 2 is pretty good now

    Fallen TitanFallen TitanTháng trước
  • Luke wasn't thrown in the garbage at the end of Empire,he looks down and lets go; he doesn't scream; he wanted to die

    Leanne RoseLeanne RoseTháng trước
  • I thought the first arc of return if the jedi is to show that Jedi are pacifist? That's why Luke give Jabba a lot of chance to just take the deal Luke gave him.

    Blushing Ralsei UwUBlushing Ralsei UwUTháng trước
  • The meme editing is so good. 😂😂

    PKPKTháng trước

    Kp iKp iTháng trước
  • Sith can have sex. This got me

    Yashvardhhan JhunjhunwalaYashvardhhan JhunjhunwalaTháng trước
  • "You have to be literally brainwashed into liking them" And that is why you a fucking dick, you can palm it off as a joke but you clearly don't respect anyone with different opinions to your own. *B R U H*

    Garry CombineGarry CombineTháng trước
    • @Ludwig Amadeus Bach Yeah, probably

      Garry CombineGarry CombineTháng trước
    • @Garry Combine okay I'm on your side, but don't compare this guy to cosmo. If he was here he would flip out at this guy.

      Ludwig Amadeus BachLudwig Amadeus BachTháng trước
    • @TheKillerAwokeBeforeDawn Again, it's just a film, get a life and move on. People can like what they want to, you don't have to like it, but you should respect them. Otherwise your acting like a bully

      Garry CombineGarry CombineTháng trước
    • ​@TheKillerAwokeBeforeDawn "abhorrent", a racist opinion is abhorrent, liking a bad film is not. Bruh, you are exactly like Cosmo, it's not that fact he doesn't like them, that's a non-issue, it was the you have to be brainwashed to like them comment. Sure, it's hyperbole, but it does kinda represent his opinion still. And I don't care if you don't like them, I enjoy them, yeah, I know there bad but I like them anyway. SO no, your wrong, if you don't respect a racist that's fine, but to shit on someone's tastes, that is disrespectful and unnecessary.

      Garry CombineGarry CombineTháng trước
    • Garry Combine But the subject isn’t films it’s respecting people for liking/disliking certain things. That’s what your entire post is about. And of course you didn’t answer my question, Garry. I’m sure it’s because you know I’m right & your entire point is shite. You’re butthurt because Cosmo doesn’t like your films & you need a reason to talk shit about him (which is, ironically, is precisely what your post is complaining about). You can respect people with different opinions, but not when they’re abhorrent, such as these movies are. I don’t even mind you saying you enjoy them but then acknowledging that, as films, they are utter & complete crap. But you choose to defend them & the filmmaker even though Cosmo, among MANY others have pointed out a thousand reasons why they suck so, so badly (which is why I think you’re so, so angry). That, to me, is the same as copulating with animals or gargling man seed. You can’t tell me that if I did either you’d have the same respect for me that you did before knowing this fact about me. Why should you be any different with this grotesque embarrassment of a trilogy? And the sequels ARE objectively better than the prequels. You could teach 2 entire semesters of college just clarifying how bad they truly are. I’m sorry the truth is so devastating for you. I really am, Garry. But that’s simply what happens when you let George Lucas run amok with no one to stop him or temper his worst instincts.

      TheKillerAwokeBeforeDawnTheKillerAwokeBeforeDawnTháng trước
  • I loved 4,5, and 6. I love in 6 the Ewoks, the forest, the fight of Luke and Vader. What makes the fight with Luke and Vader is Vader ended up sacrificing himself before Luke, in the most realistic way. It’s not like other movies where they have a dumb reason for helping the protagonist, they just magically become good. No, here he helps Luke because he realizes his son, and he got so evil he was even harming his son. Evil people have no problem hurting strangers, but it makes complete sense if they turn good it’s probably because they have to confront somebody they actually know deeply. I also love the scenes, the filmography, and the soundtrack.

    Luke AdamsLuke AdamsTháng trước
  • The reason the huge Jabba brawl out happend is because he wanted to give jabba the option to hand hon solo over in a peaceful matter but he knew that he would probably want to say no so his plan was basically to give r2 his lightsaber because if he had it on him when Jabba captured him then he would have no lightsaber to fight the guys off so he gave it to r2

    Soren PinelliSoren PinelliTháng trước
  • 1:07 what’s so funny about this is because it’s was true, then became outdated, and then became true again.

    LittleBoiLittleBoiTháng trước
  • Actually, you can legally watch the original version of a new hope. My parents have the original VHS tapes from the 80s

    Wolfpack ProductionsWolfpack ProductionsTháng trước
  • 20:13, That Darth Maul cosplay is hilarious!

    TheBrickGuy7939TheBrickGuy7939Tháng trước
  • “You have to watch the original version illegally” there was a dvd released in 2006 that was a limited edition release and it had the theatrical version on the bonus disc, I own it and it is the real theatrical version

    Zach RobinsonZach RobinsonTháng trước
  • The macankle joke is real?? So dumb

    ralf dsouzaralf dsouza2 tháng trước
  • Holy shit ending the video with that song. Beautiful.

    Kizuke21Kizuke212 tháng trước
  • 8:21 "on accident" That's not how English works.

    Bazatron MurphyBazatron Murphy2 tháng trước
  • Wait, Maclunkey WASN’T just a random joke made on Pitch Meetings?

    Boni ChodesBoni Chodes2 tháng trước
  • 20:04 Thank fucking Christ, took the words out of my mouth. I don’t get why saying the prequels are absolute shit is suddenly a hot take either.

    Deltasquad382943Deltasquad3829432 tháng trước
  • Macklunkey

    PhatMeerkatPhatMeerkat2 tháng trước
  • Cannot stop watching this guy

    Darrin TuneDarrin Tune2 tháng trước
  • Yes, I still play battlefront pls don’t kill me

    UnsoughtDrop492UnsoughtDrop4922 tháng trước
    • Don’t worry that game is good now

      Acting MaleActing MaleTháng trước
  • The hospitable wednesday understandably attend because relish morphologically grip round a uninterested meeting. capricious, incredible bamboo

    Rosannexo1 Cantubpp7Rosannexo1 Cantubpp72 tháng trước
  • Ngl but I kinda like return of the jedi, sometimes more than a new hope but it fluctuates.

    TManTMan2 tháng trước
  • anybody notice the hanxluke fanart in the beginning

    Angelo RodriguezAngelo Rodriguez2 tháng trước
  • I remember seeing Chewie for the first time in a trailer as a kid and I thought it was a werewolf flying a spaceship. It was wonderful! With the hindsight of age, I would go back in time and try to prevent the movie from ever coming out. As bad as Hitler and the JFK assassination were, Star Wars cinematic success is the worst thing in human history.

    maplebob23maplebob232 tháng trước
  • Ah i think my family has the original on dvd

    perkingperking2 tháng trước
  • dudes right tho, RotJ is quite lame compared to ep. IV-V. i mean ewoks, another death star, killing off boba fett, etc. but i can tell ya the hype and expectation of the film was insane. i was 10 years old in 83, and the amount of merch and excitement to see it was through the roof.

    Rocco SiffrediRocco Siffredi2 tháng trước
    • So you're around 47/48 now.

      TheBrickGuy7939TheBrickGuy79392 tháng trước
  • Hey Cosmo just wanted to stop by after watching someone else talk about you and say..yeah. you're hypocritical as fuck, dont stick to any one position and your reviews are trash lmao

    DusttheDemonDusttheDemon2 tháng trước
  • Dude I am so tired of this Return of the Jedi slander

    ChockavoxChockavox2 tháng trước
  • star wars 10/10 empire strikes back 10/10 return of the jedi 8/10

    jack adamecjack adamec2 tháng trước
  • U are a bold one!!!

    Brandon PopelkaBrandon Popelka2 tháng trước
  • Off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side The speed that I ride is light, I can't be denied I'm Solo, Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Black vest pressed and my white collar popped I'm off to the cantina, blue milk on the rocks Had to be Tatooine, where they don't serve droids We're chillin' with some villains 'cause we currently employed No more kitchen rescue mission where we barter charter flight There's no trouble 'cause we smuggle if we find the price is right And on this particular night me and my wookies playing hookey Wanna see the Modal Node, maybe score Tonnika nookie See, I'm seeking out a sweetheart on the run from my last one Talking matrimony, me and my homie pulled a fast one Rather chill with Swilla Corey, that blonde with the crimp Lemme pimp for a minute 'fore I cash in my chip When you see the T-head then you know that it's on Nodes know the low, so they're playin' my song I'ma be a space jockey not a grody Neimodian I'm just a sharp shootin' shadow, always avoidin' a Rodian Off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side The speed that I ride is light, I can't be denied I'm Solo, Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Hey there mister, you don't get the picture I'll do a fake out, make out with your sister I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Doctor's starting drama, Ponda Baba trolling hicks I just wanna flirt with chicks, but this kid is starting shit Now somebody lost a limb and my thumbs on the safety I just came to party, I hope nobody plays me I like a speak easy where you don't need a password I'm a pilot and a pirate but I don't have a patch, weird Weapons ain't no match for D-44 blasters Obnoxious spocks get shot by Chewbacca's bowcaster I'm my own master, no jet set to join The Empire and Rebels are still on the same coin No enemies just heavenly bods and don't tell me the odds This guy to girl ratio is gettin' me hot I know I got debts to pay, but that can wait I'm gonna rock let Jabba jock my docking bay No lame ricochet gonna ruin my day Now back to the podrace with your bitch fish face Off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side The speed that I ride is light, I can't be denied I'm Solo, Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Hey there mister, you don't get the picture I'll do a fake out, make out with your sister I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Solo, Solo, Solo, yeah It's like S-O-L-O S-O-L-O S-O-L-O Made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs Off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side The speed that I ride is light, I can't be denied I'm Solo, Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Hey there mister, you don't get the picture I'll do a fake out, make out with your sister I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo)

    Acting MaleActing Male2 tháng trước
  • You can get the theatrical version of all 3 movies on one of the 6 movie collections.

    reelcinemareelcinema2 tháng trước
  • Will you guys hate me if I said the first Star Wars film I watched was the force awakens

    Jadin’s funsideJadin’s funside2 tháng trước
    • @Mojo Ethan ok thank you

      Jadin’s funsideJadin’s funsideTháng trước
    • No. That was a lot of people's first. It's a good movie and an amazing first.

      Mojo EthanMojo EthanTháng trước
  • I’ve easily watched this video 100 times

    Manny OlivaresManny Olivares2 tháng trước
  • The prequels were always great. And I’m thirteen. And despite that, I never watch a movie just for fun. I am always analysing and pulling apart every little detail of the movie. And with that said, I can say with 100% confidence that the prequels are good movies. And no I was not brainwashed. The Phantom Menace was the first Star Wars film I ever saw. And I was 12 at the time. And even then I loved the movie. So I’m sorry that you didn’t get your New Hope 2.0, but the prequels were telling a different story and they did it rather well.

    Blu - JayBlu - Jay3 tháng trước
    • You're still young. I hope you won't be like this when you're older.

      OptillianOptillian2 tháng trước
  • are we really ignoring how ridiculously, unexplainably and strangely Luke falls after the "I'm your father" scene? That totally ruins the scene for me. It's goofy, but not in a good way.

    Nix Boaski FerreiraNix Boaski Ferreira3 tháng trước
  • You can watch the original cuts legally... You just need to own a VCR and a VHS

    Paul MerrittPaul Merritt3 tháng trước
  • 19:59 thank you. Why do I have to keep telling people that these movies don’t suck

    Mr Inconsistent Upload ScheduleMr Inconsistent Upload Schedule3 tháng trước
  • I honestly agree with him on return of the Jedi I can’t stay awake while watching the movie after the beginning I like Star Wars, empire strikes back, and revenge of the sith

    JoLego VlogJoLego Vlog3 tháng trước
  • The economic dinner appropriately boil because evening phenomenologically fold about a bizarre correspondent. plant, superficial veterinarian

    Metz WaldronMetz Waldron3 tháng trước
  • yeah i mean i grew up watching the prequels so i love them but theyre bad it’s like stockholm syndrome

    hannah leehannah lee3 tháng trước
  • Return of the Jedi is actually rlly good I don't agree with you

    The Great RediscoveryThe Great Rediscovery3 tháng trước
  • it makes me so sad, I never even realized there was an original version. Ill likely never see it.

    The Great RediscoveryThe Great Rediscovery3 tháng trước
  • He’s black?!

    UltimatemiguelUltimatemiguel3 tháng trước
    • Yes lmao. I thought he sounded it.

      Joel RobinsonJoel Robinson2 tháng trước
  • MACLUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DK 560DK 5603 tháng trước
  • ok now this is a really underated opinon and if people see this they will get mad but i think the prequels are the best star wars movies

    What何What何3 tháng trước
  • This why I am a Star Trek fan. I just Ignore everything released after 2005

    Avocado the CatAvocado the Cat3 tháng trước
  • I appreciate your anime decisions in the begining

    Jethro The DogJethro The Dog3 tháng trước
  • As someone that only just watched the films about half a year ago, they’re great films, but not amazing and life changing. I understand that at the time it was revolutionary, but in 2020 there are many films that have done similar things and some are arguably better so it doesn’t amaze me as much as someone watching it decades ago I’m also of the minority that enjoyed the prequels more (except The Phantom Menace)

    ReissyBoiReissyBoi3 tháng trước