Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 1 - The Original Trilogy

30 Th11, 2019
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  • Ngl but I kinda like return of the jedi, sometimes more than a new hope but it fluctuates.

    TManTMan16 giờ trước
  • anybody notice the hanxluke fanart in the beginning

    Angelo RodriguezAngelo Rodriguez2 ngày trước
  • I remember seeing Chewie for the first time in a trailer as a kid and I thought it was a werewolf flying a spaceship. It was wonderful! With the hindsight of age, I would go back in time and try to prevent the movie from ever coming out. As bad as Hitler and the JFK assassination were, Star Wars cinematic success is the worst thing in human history.

    maplebob23maplebob233 ngày trước
  • Ah i think my family has the original on dvd

    perkingperking3 ngày trước
  • dudes right tho, RotJ is quite lame compared to ep. IV-V. i mean ewoks, another death star, killing off boba fett, etc. but i can tell ya the hype and expectation of the film was insane. i was 10 years old in 83, and the amount of merch and excitement to see it was through the roof.

    Rocco SiffrediRocco Siffredi6 ngày trước
    • So you're around 47/48 now.

      TheBrickGuy7939TheBrickGuy7939Ngày trước
  • Hey Cosmo just wanted to stop by after watching someone else talk about you and say..yeah. you're hypocritical as fuck, dont stick to any one position and your reviews are trash lmao

    DusttheDemonDusttheDemon7 ngày trước
  • Dude I am so tired of this Return of the Jedi slander

    ChockavoxChockavox8 ngày trước
  • star wars 10/10 empire strikes back 10/10 return of the jedi 8/10

    jack adamecjack adamec9 ngày trước
  • U are a bold one!!!

    Brandon PopelkaBrandon Popelka10 ngày trước
  • Off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side The speed that I ride is light, I can't be denied I'm Solo, Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Black vest pressed and my white collar popped I'm off to the cantina, blue milk on the rocks Had to be Tatooine, where they don't serve droids We're chillin' with some villains 'cause we currently employed No more kitchen rescue mission where we barter charter flight There's no trouble 'cause we smuggle if we find the price is right And on this particular night me and my wookies playing hookey Wanna see the Modal Node, maybe score Tonnika nookie See, I'm seeking out a sweetheart on the run from my last one Talking matrimony, me and my homie pulled a fast one Rather chill with Swilla Corey, that blonde with the crimp Lemme pimp for a minute 'fore I cash in my chip When you see the T-head then you know that it's on Nodes know the low, so they're playin' my song I'ma be a space jockey not a grody Neimodian I'm just a sharp shootin' shadow, always avoidin' a Rodian Off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side The speed that I ride is light, I can't be denied I'm Solo, Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Hey there mister, you don't get the picture I'll do a fake out, make out with your sister I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Doctor's starting drama, Ponda Baba trolling hicks I just wanna flirt with chicks, but this kid is starting shit Now somebody lost a limb and my thumbs on the safety I just came to party, I hope nobody plays me I like a speak easy where you don't need a password I'm a pilot and a pirate but I don't have a patch, weird Weapons ain't no match for D-44 blasters Obnoxious spocks get shot by Chewbacca's bowcaster I'm my own master, no jet set to join The Empire and Rebels are still on the same coin No enemies just heavenly bods and don't tell me the odds This guy to girl ratio is gettin' me hot I know I got debts to pay, but that can wait I'm gonna rock let Jabba jock my docking bay No lame ricochet gonna ruin my day Now back to the podrace with your bitch fish face Off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side The speed that I ride is light, I can't be denied I'm Solo, Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Hey there mister, you don't get the picture I'll do a fake out, make out with your sister I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Solo, Solo, Solo, yeah It's like S-O-L-O S-O-L-O S-O-L-O Made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs Off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side The speed that I ride is light, I can't be denied I'm Solo, Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo) Hey there mister, you don't get the picture I'll do a fake out, make out with your sister I'm Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo (Solo)

    Acting MaleActing Male12 ngày trước
  • You can get the theatrical version of all 3 movies on one of the 6 movie collections.

    DVDDVD13 ngày trước
  • Will you guys hate me if I said the first Star Wars film I watched was the force awakens

    Jadin’s funsideJadin’s funside14 ngày trước
  • I’ve easily watched this video 100 times

    Manny OlivaresManny Olivares15 ngày trước
  • The prequels were always great. And I’m thirteen. And despite that, I never watch a movie just for fun. I am always analysing and pulling apart every little detail of the movie. And with that said, I can say with 100% confidence that the prequels are good movies. And no I was not brainwashed. The Phantom Menace was the first Star Wars film I ever saw. And I was 12 at the time. And even then I loved the movie. So I’m sorry that you didn’t get your New Hope 2.0, but the prequels were telling a different story and they did it rather well.

    Blu - JayBlu - Jay20 ngày trước
    • You're still young. I hope you won't be like this when you're older.

      OptillianOptillian18 ngày trước
  • are we really ignoring how ridiculously, unexplainably and strangely Luke falls after the "I'm your father" scene? That totally ruins the scene for me. It's goofy, but not in a good way.

    Nix Boaski FerreiraNix Boaski Ferreira20 ngày trước
  • You can watch the original cuts legally... You just need to own a VCR and a VHS

    Paul MerrittPaul Merritt21 ngày trước
  • 19:59 thank you. Why do I have to keep telling people that these movies don’t suck

    Owen GravesOwen Graves22 ngày trước
  • I honestly agree with him on return of the Jedi I can’t stay awake while watching the movie after the beginning I like Star Wars, empire strikes back, and revenge of the sith

    JoLego VlogJoLego Vlog24 ngày trước
  • The economic dinner appropriately boil because evening phenomenologically fold about a bizarre correspondent. plant, superficial veterinarian

    Metz WaldronMetz Waldron25 ngày trước
  • yeah i mean i grew up watching the prequels so i love them but theyre bad it’s like stockholm syndrome

    hannah leehannah lee26 ngày trước
  • Return of the Jedi is actually rlly good I don't agree with you

    The Great RediscoveryThe Great Rediscovery29 ngày trước
  • it makes me so sad, I never even realized there was an original version. Ill likely never see it.

    The Great RediscoveryThe Great Rediscovery29 ngày trước
  • He’s black?!

    UltimatemiguelUltimatemiguel29 ngày trước
  • MACLUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DK 560DK 56029 ngày trước
  • ok now this is a really underated opinon and if people see this they will get mad but i think the prequels are the best star wars movies

    Doubled ColtonDoubled ColtonTháng trước
  • This why I am a Star Trek fan. I just Ignore everything released after 2005

    Avocado at LawAvocado at LawTháng trước
  • I appreciate your anime decisions in the begining

    Jethro The DogJethro The DogTháng trước
  • As someone that only just watched the films about half a year ago, they’re great films, but not amazing and life changing. I understand that at the time it was revolutionary, but in 2020 there are many films that have done similar things and some are arguably better so it doesn’t amaze me as much as someone watching it decades ago I’m also of the minority that enjoyed the prequels more (except The Phantom Menace)

    ReissyBoiReissyBoiTháng trước
  • ROTJ doesn't suck. You suck. Suck it.

    Scott SchultzScott SchultzTháng trước
  • 14:18 "Weird goblin who steals his hot dogs" lol

    Scott SchultzScott SchultzTháng trước
  • Star Wars was great thanks to George having someone who kept his bullshit in check. It is plain as day by what we originally got (classic trilogy) compared to what he did with total control (prequel trilogy) as well as him massively re-editing the original trilogy to what he wanted and making those movies worse as a result. A George unchecked is a bad film in the making. Lastly a Star Wars created by complete fucking morons is the worst of them all (sequel trilogy) and hopefully the Star Wars is put to bed for several years.

    aF KayzaraF KayzarTháng trước
  • "I'm gonna go ahead and say it, I think A New Hope is a perfect movie." Everyone: "So anyways, I started liking."

    Noah GardNoah GardTháng trước
  • “Imagine sitting in the theater in 1977 and you see this” *AW WHAT THE FUCK!* 😂😂😂😂😂

    ShadowKruegerShadowKruegerTháng trước
  • Some brave souls that still play battlefront Hello there 😀

    George Periferakis PeriferakisGeorge Periferakis PeriferakisTháng trước
    • @George Periferakis Periferakis ok I will give it a shot again

      Acting MaleActing Male17 ngày trước
    • @Acting Male Yes especially in the hero part everyone is unlocked from the start and the lightsaber combat is satisfying. The clone wars are also good plenty of maps with many details although there is a bit of grind to get the good guns for the troopers

      George Periferakis PeriferakisGeorge Periferakis Periferakis17 ngày trước
    • Is that game good now

      Acting MaleActing Male17 ngày trước
  • i legally watch the original star wars all the time...on a vhs tape

    nanothestrangenanothestrangeTháng trước
  • Nothing pisses me off more than the Han Solo scene getting edited.

    Joshua NorrisJoshua NorrisTháng trước
  • I’m pretty sure the reason why the Empire backed off from attacking the Rebels was because they were building the second Death Star

    Super DestroyerSuper DestroyerTháng trước
  • I don’t agree with everything he said, Jedi was my favorite one growing up, I like it less now but I still love it. And I grew up on the prequels like you said you did so I just have an attachment to them. I do think though that if I didn’t grow up with them, I wouldn’t like them very much. So I respect your opinions

    Luke LLuke LTháng trước
  • I just noticed what was on his iPad in the back

    HarryHarryTháng trước
  • IM SOLO IM HAN SOLO

    Jack YurickJack YurickTháng trước
  • Jokes on you I have the original vhs

    StarSMStarSMTháng trước
  • I love how he says “I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION!!!!”

    Al_3X#9Al_3X#9Tháng trước
  • My dad has all the vcr tapes of all of the original trilogy from the 80s so I can legally watch the real new hope 😏

    FinFinTháng trước
  • Yall gonna ignore the art of Luke and Han making out in the background?

    N WQN WQTháng trước
  • *laughs in grandparents owning VHS’s of all 3 OT movies in their prime*

    Luke ArnedosLuke ArnedosTháng trước
  • I love the bit at 3:20

    Oreo PrawnOreo PrawnTháng trước
  • I have one of those small vcr TV combos so I can watch the original copies

    Faxter FoxFaxter FoxTháng trước
  • I think he’s gonna regret what he said about battlefront

    Toast MaloneToast MaloneTháng trước
  • i disagree on the prequels cause they are good idk wym but i love the take on the original trilogy

    ETZesty 7ETZesty 7Tháng trước
  • Your ranking is garbage LMAOOO. This man really thinks episode 7 and 8 are better than 6 and 9 is better than 3. You have no credibility lol

    SkySkyTháng trước
  • You like the last jedi. Your opinion is invalid

    BigusDickusBigusDickusTháng trước
  • Is that Hbomberguy at 15:04?

    Thomas LichmanThomas LichmanTháng trước
  • 720P ?

    Adam HarakatAdam HarakatTháng trước
  • I don’t think Han should’ve died, I think he just should’ve been way more important in ROTJ Han and Lando should’ve piloted the falcon together as a moment of reconciliation. Han would want to get back at the empire for what they did to him. I just think he was poorly used in ROTJ

    HyperionFTWHyperionFTWTháng trước
  • I just realized for the first time after watching this video over and over again that darth vader has a bedazzled glove in the credits lol

    Mohith KumarMohith KumarTháng trước
  • Is anyone gonna point out that even if Han didn’t dodge the laser greedo still would have missed a point blank shot

    churromaster 88churromaster 88Tháng trước
  • the first Yoda description is perfect

    Okain NewlandsOkain NewlandsTháng trước
  • You can legally watch the original version if you have a VHS player :p

    SonicAvalancheSonicAvalancheTháng trước
  • Bro, his laptop at the start🤣

    BreddoBreddoTháng trước
  • RotJ does have the terrific choir when Luke comes out of the dark to attack Vader. This alone makes me watch it

    Torben SchwarzTorben SchwarzTháng trước
  • I think there was maybe one or two DVD releases with the ‘77 releases of Star Wars on it as bonuses. I’ve got them at home (and I know that sounds extremely sketchy) but I know that they do exist.

    G. U.G. U.Tháng trước
  • I feel like if they improved the audio and just didn't add CGI in the rereleases it'd be fine.

    Scumbag GamingScumbag GamingTháng trước
  • At the beginning of ROTJ, Luke doesn’t expect Leia to get captured. That’s definitely not part of the plan. Neither is the sarlacc pit/desert brawl. That being said, Luke can see visions of the future, so for all we know, he’s already accepted that he will probably have to kill Jabba and fight his goons in the desert. It’s not necessarily something he wants to do or intends to do. His primary goal is to rescue Han Solo, but he is prepared to take on Jabba’s entire squad if he has to.

    Joshua WillisJoshua WillisTháng trước
  • Star Wars or Harry Potter

    Christopher The legendChristopher The legendTháng trước
    • Star Wars

      The Legend 57The Legend 57Tháng trước
  • I actually have a vhs with the original Star Wars

    King of GamesKing of GamesTháng trước
  • The only people who hate Star Wars are Return of the Jedi criticisers like you and Star Wars fans

    Natalie BarrettNatalie BarrettTháng trước
  • No ending to a video has made me want to watch the next part more

    Dan RolandDan RolandTháng trước
  • Screen :STAR WARS me:Tusken raider noises

    L0U13 __L0U13 __Tháng trước
  • can we please take a moment to thank marcia lucas (george lucas’s ex wife) for editing the original triology, and in particular a new hope, as well as she did? most people tend to credit movies to just directors and actors, and in doing so fail to realize that well written and well directed moments in film will still fall flat without good timing and editing. marcia gave the films so much heart and really helped structure them into something watchable. edit (ironically): isnt it funny how after they split up george lucas decided to fuck with the movies and now they’re not as good anymore because he ruined the pacing and tension .

    olivia :Dolivia :DTháng trước
  • "jedi can't have sex" no, jedi can't have relationships with emotional connections. There is sex without relationships

    mew SP_on23567mew SP_on23567Tháng trước
  • wait, what are you talking about? I still have the original box set of the og trilogy on vhs released in the 90's. I could watch it legally any time, and could convert the movie to dvd and then move it to pc, and then legally upload.

    mew SP_on23567mew SP_on23567Tháng trước
  • All Star Wars movies are equal Except some movies are more equal than others

    Sergeant WrathSergeant WrathTháng trước
  • The nonchalant spark superfamily shock because grease practically grab to a gaping draw. talented, giddy authorisation

    mira edoraysmira edoraysTháng trước
  • MACLUNKY

    Brandon GarmanBrandon GarmanTháng trước
  • I’m very late to this but I have official vhs tapes with the original versions of the original trilogy

    JACKDOWG OdumJACKDOWG OdumTháng trước
  • I liked Return of the Jedi the most as a kid on the 1997 special edition tapes I just like Luke as a black jedi knight with a green saber and final act

    Derek KnowlesDerek KnowlesTháng trước
  • Maclunkey

    darthkyle22darthkyle22Tháng trước
  • I’m solo, get it

    Crazy EyeCrazy EyeTháng trước
  • Luke's family are vapour farmers.

    Adam RapadoAdam RapadoTháng trước
  • Mr Plinket was here first.

    Sage BiasSage BiasTháng trước
  • "There is notuingngood about the phantom menace " LIES! Padme Amidalas fashion choices are fucking awesome.

    Johnlocked the impalaJohnlocked the impalaTháng trước
  • 1:07 thank you for calling us braves souls and not dumb pieces of shot like everyone else PS: FuckEA

    Random NerdsRandom NerdsTháng trước
  • God i wish I hadn’t followed your twitter, would’ve liked this movie 10 times more, still a really good vid

    NoaNoaTháng trước
  • You didn't mention that added bit at the end of return of the jedi when Vader says......."noooo". 🤦‍♂️

    Peachy PaulPeachy PaulTháng trước
  • Im a brave soul whom still playd battlefront 2

    Nathan DameryNathan DameryTháng trước
  • SW:TCW is so good that I love all Prequel characters that appear in it and, by Proxy, the Prequels.

    Guido GuidoGuido GuidoTháng trước
  • The classy astronomy critically reject because brush interspecifically curve aboard a quirky sign. melted, available sheep

    olawunmi popoolaolawunmi popoolaTháng trước
  • I was lucky enough to watch the original release as a kid (I’m 17) because my local video store had it in stock. Now I want to find that disc again and just keep it

    Ezequiel 25:17Ezequiel 25:17Tháng trước
  • 2:03 , This moment literally have this mindset anytime I was rewatching something.

    That One Star Wars NerdThat One Star Wars NerdTháng trước
  • Id think the reason why The return of the jedi was so boring is that maybe they wanted you to wait for the final showdown. Luke either going to the dark side or the light side. This movie wasn't meant to focus on solo or leia. It was meant for Luke and Vader. Yea we still see scenes of solo and leia and chewie but this movie is named return of the jedi for a reason. Hope this might change your opinion but i'm not going to be mad if it doesn't.

    TR_RiotTR_RiotTháng trước
  • That ending tho 😂

    Exothewooloo UnknownExothewooloo UnknownTháng trước
  • @8:57 to many jokes I can't stand the new trilogy. Why can't it be like the original ones. Oh wait

    Jacob LottJacob LottTháng trước
  • A long time ago my dad bought the Star Wars films on VHS. It was a packaged set, episodes 4 5 and 6. I think it was the OG theatrical versions.

    ZubbZubbTháng trước
  • I recently finally watched every star wars to try to see something in them that everyone else does. I'm not gonna judge 98 percent of people in the world, but I just can't understand why people are so crazy about these movies.

    Derek GalatovichDerek GalatovichTháng trước
  • Is the original on Disney + 10:00

    Arm.n_Arm.n_Tháng trước
  • Maclunkey

    PopsiclePopsicleTháng trước
  • I got the theatrical versions on dvd from a limited edition release in 2004. Sometimes I just prefer to watch the theatrical editions even though I can watch them in 4K on disney+ just because some of the changes are really bad(not all though there are some good ones).

    Benjamin OlofssonBenjamin OlofssonTháng trước
  • Oh my God you gotta do Kill bill. Please do Kill bill

    C.K-da-Kxng HereC.K-da-Kxng HereTháng trước
  • I never notice he is using the despecialized editions

    Navi CH CustomsNavi CH CustomsTháng trước
  • nice vid

    cole eubankscole eubanksTháng trước
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