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NHẬN XÉT
I wish I could be this funny just bullshitting. I don't know how you and Zanny do it
Michael Lochlann24 ngày trước
"Miller High Life" uh, it's Miller Hi-Potion
Moonlight SkateboardTháng trước
But Marcus...you CAN change your clothes.
Juice7 tháng trước
So funny. And, you seem to really be loving the game. :)
Digital Foods with JP12x10 tháng trước
I watched this ENTIRE video before gta v finished loading
Mr. Gecko11 tháng trước
Ahhhhhhh yes, my favorite Final Fantasy character: Shaquille O'Neill
Ricardo MS11 tháng trước
“It wouldn’t be final fantasy if you could change your clothes” somewhere Lightning Returns is sweating
mayorweastNăm trước
Briefcase wanker
smokin cheeriosNăm trước
*"WHAT IS THESE TITS?!"* BY FAR, the hardest I've laughed in my entire life.
Personal PersonaNăm trước
Happy anniversary
Rain GioNăm trước
tHiS gAmE iS GReaT i LoVeD CoLLeCTinG rOcKs FoR ThiS BrAH iN ThE PaRKiNG LoT aND FeEDiNG tE sTaY cAT. cUP NoODlES BRO
Bruno FettuciniNăm trước
Emoji are timeless, because is a minimalist representation of an object, an like all the minimalism the emojis are timeless
Meir JalifNăm trước
Where is this Lets Play on Patreon
Mason S.Năm trước
w h a t i s t h e s e t i t s
The Yung SanctumNăm trước
*ｔｈｅ ｓａｕｃｅ*
Garen EvansNăm trước
I love how when the title card drops Dan and Marcus are discussing the ability of the main characters to push cars.
Lego Crafter StudiosNăm trước
I love XV, I love this channel, and I am dying.
JKBlohmNăm trước
He stands like he's got a stupidly heavy beltbuckle.
JimmyNăm trước
I really want them to make the next games way more than a one button battle system. It would be amazing even if you just tapped attack each time.
psychfan21Năm trước
I love that like all of his offhanded complaints about the game are solved. Like you can play as other characters in main game, you can change outfits, you kill the bird, you can drive off road with the type D. It's hilarious 😂
Fletchindary2 năm trước
Ppl in distant future: "the wierd fox-creature says party hat, he must be congratulating us" Also ppl in distant future:"what's that strange rectangle Noctis keeps looking at/ pressing against his head"
myrrkindaimp12 năm trước
This shit raw as hell.
demetrius owens2 năm trước
Marcus just starts dying off screen 🤣😂
Gregory Bancroft2 năm trước
How is it possible that I keep finding new old videos that I didn't watch in this channel yet?
Eduardo Passero2 năm trước
Something being timeless means it could take place in almost any time period. The story of Romeo and Juliet is retold and recontextualized over and over because it’s not tied to any one time period. Sending emojis via a cell phone is 100% right now and can’t be done in any other time. That was Marcus’s point.
MrFreeForAll252 năm trước
that's because the themes are universal though. they did a version of romeo and juliet with guns. so, it's not technology that makes something timeless or not but the sense of humanity and truth about it. or if it's really dope.
Michael Lochlann24 ngày trước
8:40 to 9:30 i just fucking cant lmao
doopmachine2 năm trước
7/11 is a Japanese owned company.
ReplayItBack2 năm trước
"let the legend come back to life." LITERALLY made me feel like playing Phantom Pain again
Vigilance2 năm trước
I love the vid just can't stand having one person in each ear
Acid Pain2 năm trước
Do you have a Twitch?
beriigirl2 năm trước
"I'll have a-one- pheenix-a down."
Chris L2 năm trước
Can you teach me DnD
Tyler Campbell2 năm trước
I can see air fresheners being pheonixdowns, you crash and die and then instantly revive like "wtf just happened?"
gregory wald2 năm trước
🎉
R. Leyva2 năm trước
The fucking gladious training parts were the most boring parts of the video. No one cares about you arguing with your friend about emojis.
Odd2 năm trước
I can make garlic breeeeeeeeeeeead
Mackenenzie2 năm trước
Final Fiesta XV
Thumb drum2 năm trước
Can you redo this or do a re-review
Violet3 năm trước
Did he just say "general snoke"? He's a supreme leader, pleb!
Blaine Hoover3 năm trước
Noctus confirmed soiboi
TheMatloch3 năm trước
Yeah FFXV is going to be really dated in a decade or so
Dunric Mordamir3 năm trước
the thing i never understood about this game, is where do all the people live? you'll go to some small location in the middle of nowhere and there are people walking around. the environments look beautiful but just feel a little off because they don't feel lived in.
Nick Perry3 năm trước
How does including emojis in a game 'remove timelessness' from it? Also who is trying to make a 'timeless' game? Lol. Emojis are an easier way to express emotion through text. If anything, they're only going to be more widely used in the future. Even if that weren't the case, it's fine and you just seem like you hate fun.
T. K. Abrams3 năm trước
Being serious, cmon KOTOR is DND the video game. The base it off of D20 rolls
Rhett Hoppus3 năm trước
Why can I hear the song "Stand By Me" in 2:41??
Ro Ad3 năm trước
It's legitimately a part of the game.
Sleepy Vivo3 năm trước
Can we get a I love this game or this game is good counter
that one kid in school who eats glue3 năm trước
Japanese 7/11s are actually super fucking lit, they have like donuts and shirts and other cool shit
Leaf Finite3 năm trước
Gilf
Clark Kent3 năm trước
Zelda uses a ton of emojis in alot of their games, and they are the definition of timeless.
Kaighen3 năm trước
Are you talking about Emotes? I know that zelda usually has a lot of emotes or facial expressions... but Im not sure about full on emojis
Silver Sickle2 năm trước
🐤
golgariSoul3 năm trước
DON'T TALK ABIUT D AND D WITHOUT CONTINUING DUNGEOND AND COSMONAUTS
【やにっく】3 năm trước
MOAR
Morgan G3 năm trước
Idk why but calling Ignis "Papa" had me literally in tears
decoy3 năm trước
Gotta side w/ Dan boi. For one, "emojis" existed long before they were called that, and for two timelessness isn't an essential quality in art, sometimes reflecting the time period is cool beans too. But more importantly BUY THE FFV SOUNDTRACK
Nova4 năm trước
ahaha lmfao
yeflynne dktne4 năm trước
loved this video, new subscriber. hope more people find you guys like i did!
tiredseth4 năm trước
Oh my god this was amazing
Ali A4 năm trước
THAT'S IT I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH
Lonred Star4 năm trước
LMAO you guys are hilarious. Subscribe.
Yasha4 năm trước
LMAO you guys are hilarious. Subscribe.
Yasha4 năm trước
Just please play more of this game. Like. I beg you. This was freakin' entertaining to watch
Snake4 năm trước
"damn son, cowboy daddy" I'm d e c e a s e d
Maddi4 năm trước
I'm literally crying laughing
Almond Ripley4 năm trước
If you're interested in playing this sort of game, I highly recommend Anima: Beyond Fantasy. D&D would either need to have it homebrewed to hell and back, or just be a hollow representation.
BreakDamageLimit4 năm trước
did you make references to mbmbam ( the mcelroys) or did i just imagine that?
Mgm M4 năm trước
You. I like the cut of your jib. make more like this
imhellag4 năm trước
Loving your content! Truly underrated channel, keep up the great work 👍🏻
Benniemaru4 năm trước
Subscribed. Do a full play through.
daretofall174 năm trước
i fucking love you guys
neovideo4 năm trước
haha damn, I'm just subscribing because of the last two FFXV videos you made. this shit is hilarious. it is fucking gold.
timberkidd4 năm trước
I haven't laughed that much in a while, definitely needed it today. Idk if you will make more vids of you guys playing it but I'd really love to see it.
SirNut4 năm trước
"This is a game that turns you gay." I have never heard words more true then these.
William Porter4 năm trước
I set myself on fire in that old run down shack. XD
Melodyofthesea784 năm trước
Why did I die laughing at "What's Final Fantasy" 😂😂
reme4 năm trước
He got REALLY butthurt about the emojis.
James Oh Burn4 năm trước
this video made me subscribe
Hyou Vizer4 năm trước
Loved the video, laughed all the way in :p. the game is definetely a must buy, cant wait for it to be released in PC.
rafaelomansan4 năm trước
cause of the new youtube algorithm imma give yall that video interaction right here yo
tlou2 s'pretty good4 năm trước
he sounds like : uberdanger
Jinx or afk4 năm trước
This is my favorite video ever
tay4 năm trước
Most underrated channel ever.
Thomas L4 năm trước
I straight up fucking lost it with Noctis and that stupid ass outfit.
Meduka The Meguca4 năm trước
This video made me buy FFXV
CrowRogue4 năm trước
please do a full playtthru
Tm87streams The dps4 năm trước
Final Fantasy 15? more like Pretty Boy Swag 15 and 3 quarters!
Prometheus4 năm trước
Prometheus PPXV III/IV just doesn't have the same appeal.
Alex Lavoie4 năm trước
Marcus, the concept of an emoji is merely just a translation of the human concept of using pictures to convey a meaning lmao. Haven't gotten too far in the game, but I'm sure it'll age p well for a while, seeing as I don't think emojis will be going anywhere anytime soon. Also I think the meaning of maracas and a party ball popping have been around for a while and will p much mean the same thing forever, so people will understand it even in the future lol. It may become cringey by then, but they'll still get it, I'm sure. HOWEVER, I do totally agree with you in that The Wind Waker is timeless bc that game is the best video game of all time and Dan can suck it.
Cap'n Tetra4 năm trước
Thank you for including your debate about whether including emoji ruins the timelessness of the game, it was a humorous and genuinely intriguing discussion. by the way hey baby can you pay? you know i *got* you next time
Matball4 năm trước
I'm, ugh, not sure if your praise is sarcastic or not. Buy or not?
Hunter Greenee4 năm trước
Briandon Stark I actually didn’t know that, even though I’m playing through this game again.
焔Spryzen EditsNăm trước
Just thought you should know, if you go into the menu and read about the potions, they're regular soft drinks that Noctis infuses with magic to give them curative properties.
Brian MacLeod4 năm trước
Game is actually good. Real praise. Buy. - Marcus
The Cosmonaut Variety Hour4 năm trước
They seem to be having a legitimately good time to me. In any case it makes me want to buy the game, and I don't ever buy new releases.
Matball4 năm trước
love your videos guys, but please. please make your microphone audio mono. One of you are always really quite in one ear
BattleFly4 năm trước
i love you guys
Meloen Kat4 năm trước
Please do more!
Elsa4 năm trước
Dan is totally right about the emojis. Using symbols to denote emotion is like, thousand year old human communication.
Mekasoundwave4 năm trước
NOT WHEN THEY ARE COMING OUT OF AN APPLE IPHONE 4S
Jessica Carroll2 năm trước
Mekasoundwave What do you think words are? Lol they're symbols to denote thoughts (typically without emotion). Emojis can communicate through language barriers and convey emotions in text messages that would otherwise be ambiguous. 'Of course 🤗' and 'of course 🤔' mean very different things.
T. K. Abrams3 năm trước
This game is the best. You guys are the best. Everything about this is beautiful.
Jennie Macqueen4 năm trước
I work at Steak and Shake and I'm gonna tell someone that they can hunt a behemoth nearby tomorrow
J Hall4 năm trước
Please year 2 update
Deez Nuts27 ngày trước
what de fuk haha for real?
BlackTop2 năm trước
Gopple Hall good shit
JOJ3 năm trước
*Slow clap* Bravo sir.
VocalCalibration3 năm trước
1 Year Update: I got fired a while ago and I'm pretty sure this was one of the reasons
J Hall3 năm trước
"I'm so into all this atractive men" LMAO, me too Dan, me too.
Dewpoke4 năm trước
best game of 2016. would play for cowboy daddy
kiiro tamago4 năm trước
"Hot grandpas." You guys speak my language fluently.
Nana4 năm trước
This had me laughing up a storm. Top-notch video.
Jacob Fischer4 năm trước
This video was so good. Just...so good. I fucking love this game.
knockoutroundabout4 năm trước
The weird interplay between the fantastical and the utterly normal... I mean other games and stories have done it before but somehow this is different. I can't quite place why, but it's incredible.
I wish I could be this funny just bullshitting. I don't know how you and Zanny do it
"Miller High Life" uh, it's Miller Hi-Potion
But Marcus...you CAN change your clothes.
So funny. And, you seem to really be loving the game. :)
I watched this ENTIRE video before gta v finished loading
Ahhhhhhh yes, my favorite Final Fantasy character: Shaquille O'Neill
“It wouldn’t be final fantasy if you could change your clothes” somewhere Lightning Returns is sweating
Briefcase wanker
*"WHAT IS THESE TITS?!"* BY FAR, the hardest I've laughed in my entire life.
Happy anniversary
tHiS gAmE iS GReaT i LoVeD CoLLeCTinG rOcKs FoR ThiS BrAH iN ThE PaRKiNG LoT aND FeEDiNG tE sTaY cAT. cUP NoODlES BRO
Emoji are timeless, because is a minimalist representation of an object, an like all the minimalism the emojis are timeless
Where is this Lets Play on Patreon
w h a t i s t h e s e t i t s
*ｔｈｅ ｓａｕｃｅ*
I love how when the title card drops Dan and Marcus are discussing the ability of the main characters to push cars.
I love XV, I love this channel, and I am dying.
He stands like he's got a stupidly heavy beltbuckle.
I really want them to make the next games way more than a one button battle system. It would be amazing even if you just tapped attack each time.
I love that like all of his offhanded complaints about the game are solved. Like you can play as other characters in main game, you can change outfits, you kill the bird, you can drive off road with the type D. It's hilarious 😂
Ppl in distant future: "the wierd fox-creature says party hat, he must be congratulating us" Also ppl in distant future:"what's that strange rectangle Noctis keeps looking at/ pressing against his head"
This shit raw as hell.
Marcus just starts dying off screen 🤣😂
How is it possible that I keep finding new old videos that I didn't watch in this channel yet?
Something being timeless means it could take place in almost any time period. The story of Romeo and Juliet is retold and recontextualized over and over because it’s not tied to any one time period. Sending emojis via a cell phone is 100% right now and can’t be done in any other time. That was Marcus’s point.
that's because the themes are universal though. they did a version of romeo and juliet with guns. so, it's not technology that makes something timeless or not but the sense of humanity and truth about it. or if it's really dope.
8:40 to 9:30 i just fucking cant lmao
7/11 is a Japanese owned company.
"let the legend come back to life." LITERALLY made me feel like playing Phantom Pain again
I love the vid just can't stand having one person in each ear
Do you have a Twitch?
"I'll have a-one- pheenix-a down."
Can you teach me DnD
I can see air fresheners being pheonixdowns, you crash and die and then instantly revive like "wtf just happened?"
🎉
The fucking gladious training parts were the most boring parts of the video. No one cares about you arguing with your friend about emojis.
I can make garlic breeeeeeeeeeeead
Final Fiesta XV
Can you redo this or do a re-review
Did he just say "general snoke"? He's a supreme leader, pleb!
Noctus confirmed soiboi
Yeah FFXV is going to be really dated in a decade or so
the thing i never understood about this game, is where do all the people live? you'll go to some small location in the middle of nowhere and there are people walking around. the environments look beautiful but just feel a little off because they don't feel lived in.
How does including emojis in a game 'remove timelessness' from it? Also who is trying to make a 'timeless' game? Lol. Emojis are an easier way to express emotion through text. If anything, they're only going to be more widely used in the future. Even if that weren't the case, it's fine and you just seem like you hate fun.
Being serious, cmon KOTOR is DND the video game. The base it off of D20 rolls
Why can I hear the song "Stand By Me" in 2:41??
It's legitimately a part of the game.
Can we get a I love this game or this game is good counter
Japanese 7/11s are actually super fucking lit, they have like donuts and shirts and other cool shit
Gilf
Zelda uses a ton of emojis in alot of their games, and they are the definition of timeless.
Are you talking about Emotes? I know that zelda usually has a lot of emotes or facial expressions... but Im not sure about full on emojis
🐤
DON'T TALK ABIUT D AND D WITHOUT CONTINUING DUNGEOND AND COSMONAUTS
MOAR
Idk why but calling Ignis "Papa" had me literally in tears
Gotta side w/ Dan boi. For one, "emojis" existed long before they were called that, and for two timelessness isn't an essential quality in art, sometimes reflecting the time period is cool beans too. But more importantly BUY THE FFV SOUNDTRACK
ahaha lmfao
loved this video, new subscriber. hope more people find you guys like i did!
Oh my god this was amazing
THAT'S IT I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH
LMAO you guys are hilarious. Subscribe.
LMAO you guys are hilarious. Subscribe.
Just please play more of this game. Like. I beg you. This was freakin' entertaining to watch
"damn son, cowboy daddy" I'm d e c e a s e d
I'm literally crying laughing
If you're interested in playing this sort of game, I highly recommend Anima: Beyond Fantasy. D&D would either need to have it homebrewed to hell and back, or just be a hollow representation.
did you make references to mbmbam ( the mcelroys) or did i just imagine that?
You. I like the cut of your jib. make more like this
Loving your content! Truly underrated channel, keep up the great work 👍🏻
Subscribed. Do a full play through.
i fucking love you guys
haha damn, I'm just subscribing because of the last two FFXV videos you made. this shit is hilarious. it is fucking gold.
I haven't laughed that much in a while, definitely needed it today. Idk if you will make more vids of you guys playing it but I'd really love to see it.
"This is a game that turns you gay." I have never heard words more true then these.
I set myself on fire in that old run down shack. XD
Why did I die laughing at "What's Final Fantasy" 😂😂
He got REALLY butthurt about the emojis.
this video made me subscribe
Loved the video, laughed all the way in :p. the game is definetely a must buy, cant wait for it to be released in PC.
cause of the new youtube algorithm imma give yall that video interaction right here yo
he sounds like : uberdanger
This is my favorite video ever
Most underrated channel ever.
I straight up fucking lost it with Noctis and that stupid ass outfit.
This video made me buy FFXV
please do a full playtthru
Final Fantasy 15? more like Pretty Boy Swag 15 and 3 quarters!
Prometheus PPXV III/IV just doesn't have the same appeal.
Marcus, the concept of an emoji is merely just a translation of the human concept of using pictures to convey a meaning lmao. Haven't gotten too far in the game, but I'm sure it'll age p well for a while, seeing as I don't think emojis will be going anywhere anytime soon. Also I think the meaning of maracas and a party ball popping have been around for a while and will p much mean the same thing forever, so people will understand it even in the future lol. It may become cringey by then, but they'll still get it, I'm sure. HOWEVER, I do totally agree with you in that The Wind Waker is timeless bc that game is the best video game of all time and Dan can suck it.
Thank you for including your debate about whether including emoji ruins the timelessness of the game, it was a humorous and genuinely intriguing discussion. by the way hey baby can you pay? you know i *got* you next time
I'm, ugh, not sure if your praise is sarcastic or not. Buy or not?
Briandon Stark I actually didn’t know that, even though I’m playing through this game again.
Just thought you should know, if you go into the menu and read about the potions, they're regular soft drinks that Noctis infuses with magic to give them curative properties.
Game is actually good. Real praise. Buy. - Marcus
They seem to be having a legitimately good time to me. In any case it makes me want to buy the game, and I don't ever buy new releases.
love your videos guys, but please. please make your microphone audio mono. One of you are always really quite in one ear
i love you guys
Please do more!
Dan is totally right about the emojis. Using symbols to denote emotion is like, thousand year old human communication.
NOT WHEN THEY ARE COMING OUT OF AN APPLE IPHONE 4S
Mekasoundwave What do you think words are? Lol they're symbols to denote thoughts (typically without emotion). Emojis can communicate through language barriers and convey emotions in text messages that would otherwise be ambiguous. 'Of course 🤗' and 'of course 🤔' mean very different things.
This game is the best. You guys are the best. Everything about this is beautiful.
I work at Steak and Shake and I'm gonna tell someone that they can hunt a behemoth nearby tomorrow
Please year 2 update
what de fuk haha for real?
Gopple Hall good shit
*Slow clap* Bravo sir.
1 Year Update: I got fired a while ago and I'm pretty sure this was one of the reasons
"I'm so into all this atractive men" LMAO, me too Dan, me too.
best game of 2016. would play for cowboy daddy
"Hot grandpas." You guys speak my language fluently.
This had me laughing up a storm. Top-notch video.
This video was so good. Just...so good. I fucking love this game.
The weird interplay between the fantastical and the utterly normal... I mean other games and stories have done it before but somehow this is different. I can't quite place why, but it's incredible.
Its like magical realism turned up to 11.