Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within - The Weirdest Movie We've Watched

15 Th04, 2020
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  • I have not laughed this much in a while

    Clone Does gamesClone Does games16 giờ trước
  • Watch the final fantasy 15 movie

    Mono_qloMono_qloNgày trước
  • Does Dan write jokes? He might make a good stand-up. Good banter.

    Glenn DaveyGlenn Davey7 ngày trước
  • I'm trying to find something nice to say and I guess that's a hell of a lot of 3D hand-animation and kudos to all the people working hard with what they had.

    Glenn DaveyGlenn Davey7 ngày trước
  • 3:12 Dang.... the line got cut......

    ruizr4106ruizr41069 ngày trước
  • Roz from Fraiser is in here as well.

    Justin McVicarJustin McVicar9 ngày trước
  • Evil Guy 101: 1. Give angry eyebrows 2. Cast James Woods as voice

    Justin McVicarJustin McVicar9 ngày trước
  • This movie would ironically be so much better if Mario was in it

    SptflcrwSptflcrw15 ngày trước
  • Literally looks like a collection of game cutscenes lmao

    SptflcrwSptflcrw15 ngày trước
  • When I saw this in the cinema with my dad, we were absolutely blown away by the graphics, we were like, they made real people o_o

    Matteo PMatteo P25 ngày trước
  • I thought the movie looked good and the ideas of the story could have been good if they just made this a game instead of making a movie.

    Ian MacLellanIan MacLellan29 ngày trước
  • This is an ultimate flavor experience 😉

    Jjjj KkkkJjjj KkkkTháng trước
  • Ah dude, don't insult Bionicle like that lol

    Steven LanzarottaSteven LanzarottaTháng trước
  • On release my friend described this film as "The red spaghetti turned into blue spaghetti and the film ended."

    TimTimTháng trước
  • when you try to control Z the explosion but windows won't let you

    Michael LochlannMichael LochlannTháng trước
  • you know the movie is boring when two genuinely funny people can't even make as much jokes compared to the other CosmonautPictureShow videos

    Juan Miguel FernandezJuan Miguel FernandezTháng trước
  • Go back and watch the thriller extra lol

    PrismZetPrismZetTháng trước
  • I’ve never even played a final fantasy game, and I’m confused as to what about this movie even MAKES it a final fantasy movie?

    The Greater DaneThe Greater DaneTháng trước
  • I do not think I could stomach more than five minutes of this movie without Marcus‘s commentary

    Super StreetSuper StreetTháng trước
  • Almost a year later and I just released the Re Zero reference at 7:20

    That Fat WhaleThat Fat WhaleTháng trước
  • I highly believe that Dan watched this before Marcus, considering he predicted the movie

    John BarrientosJohn BarrientosTháng trước
  • So like, did people actually go to theaters and spend money on this movie?

    Aaron W.Aaron W.Tháng trước
  • This movie is amazing! You guys suck if you actually paid attention instead of speaking nonsense you might open you mind to a great movie.

    Victoria DeveVictoria DeveTháng trước
  • More like Mass Effect than Final Fantasy.

    Dashing JackDashing JackTháng trước
  • You cannot convince me these were cutscenes from a cancelled final Fantasy game and they just animated the gaps so it made a bit of sense

    Megan VincentMegan VincentTháng trước
  • I saw this in theatres, I loved it, bought it on DVD. The fact that I play video games that look better than this movie will always be mind blowing to me. I paid to see this movie in a theatre and now I play games with graphics that blow this out of the water, the future is rad. Also, these dudes reviewing the movie are super pretentious and that annoys me.

    Dazzletrain GamingDazzletrain Gaming2 tháng trước
  • From 3D artist’s perspective, Every character in this movie looks likes the ones from character creator program. Meaning they look so boring.

    Tomoya OgawaTomoya Ogawa2 tháng trước
  • I remember seeing this movie in the theater and I feel bad for my parents for having to sit through it with me

    slanderoidslanderoid2 tháng trước
  • Final Fantasy is 100% known for its music

    Eoghan ClarkEoghan Clark2 tháng trước
  • Ugh this movie was so bad!!! Super boring 😜 thankful for your commentary

    Cricket PickettCricket Pickett2 tháng trước
  • It's not a Final Fantasy movie I've officially dubbed it just The Spirits Within

    SkeithsnightmareSkeithsnightmare2 tháng trước
  • i remember being super impressed when this came out

    Max AggropopMax Aggropop2 tháng trước
  • How is this final fantasy at all?! lmao

    Joshua NavarreteJoshua Navarrete2 tháng trước
  • 14:04 5 minutes earlier 9:12

    Ultimate 17Ultimate 172 tháng trước
  • i showed this to my brother without showing him the name of it and he had to guess what it was. He couldnt

    Ultimate 17Ultimate 172 tháng trước
  • Isn't the dream sequences just a shittier version of the Pts.Of.Athrty Linkin Park music video?

    James FosterJames Foster2 tháng trước
  • Speaking of bionicles, you guys should do a CPS for the bionicle movies

    David CDavid C2 tháng trước
  • React to Advent Children :>

    Aty S. BehsamAty S. Behsam3 tháng trước
  • Honestly I'm surprised Marcus hasn't played "Death Stranding". Like I can't say that everyone will like it, but I feel like everyone should at least play it.

    Stranger JonesStranger Jones3 tháng trước
  • The biggest problem with the movie is just how low energy it is. Its not a fun movie to watch or even bad enough to enjoy, its just a movie that exists.

    Liam MartineroLiam Martinero3 tháng trước
  • Trivia: Mass Effects omni-tool and a couple of other aspects were inspired by this movie.

    Grimoire LangstromGrimoire Langstrom3 tháng trước
  • Omg I used to watch this so much as a kid lmao. My parents HATED it! And I’m pretty sure they used to send me to my grandparents to get rid of me whenever I wanted to watch it 🤣🤣🤣 omg this movie looks SO bad

    DHGlee2013DHGlee20133 tháng trước
  • Did u guys know Ming-Na Wen was in this movie cause I know I didn’t I guess she’s made two appearances on picture show

    JahJah3 tháng trước
  • Watch Advent Children

    DragonFire 2024DragonFire 20243 tháng trước
  • I remember going to see this movie in the theater when I was 8 with my best friend and his older brother. I remember literally none of the movie. Its like I can remember walking into the theater and walking out but everything in between is just gone

    OmaocOmaoc3 tháng trước
  • I saw this in theaters. I was 10. It was awful.

    Adam CampbellAdam Campbell3 tháng trước
  • Do Advent Children

    Kane TylerKane Tyler4 tháng trước
  • I saw this in the theater with my mom... i had regrets years later and she wondered if it was a fever dream

    chaoskitten57chaoskitten574 tháng trước
  • Fun fact: when Ming-Na Wen stars in a bad video game movie, the movie has an increased chance of being a cult favourite

    Perriwinkle IIIPerriwinkle III4 tháng trước
  • I saw this in theaters and made my parents take me. Yikes final fantasy this is not

    Pro TrollPro Troll4 tháng trước
  • Why didn’t they just adapt one of the pre-existing games into this movie? Or combine the plots or ideas from 2-3 of the games? I’m new to the FF games but I feel that the movie could’ve been more successful had Square Pictures just followed that formula.

    Dave AllgaierDave Allgaier4 tháng trước
  • 3:38 you gotta pay the troll toll

    Ant kneesAnt knees4 tháng trước
  • I think this just goes to show that video game talent can't be directly translated into a movie talent.

    Dr. MaddDr. Madd4 tháng trước
  • I think this movie would've done better if it wasn't called Final Fantasy. If it was just titled Spirits Whithin i feel it would've been well received

    Thomas ManfredeThomas Manfrede4 tháng trước
  • This isn’t a bad movie it’s just so fucking boring good God it’s boring I’d rather watch it terrible movie before I watch this again

    Tyler CampbellTyler Campbell4 tháng trước
  • Me and a bunch of my friends saw this in theaters....

    Sarmiento JaySarmiento Jay4 tháng trước
  • I was so excited as a kid for this film, but disappointed when I saw it. They knew what they were doing with the title final fantasy. Kinda shitty marketing imo

    JerzeVillainJerzeVillain4 tháng trước
  • Bro I saw this in theaters in like 4th grade and I thought they were real people. I can see now that I was retarded.

    Darod Kaylor-SuggsDarod Kaylor-Suggs4 tháng trước
  • I had never laughed so hard at anything until I watched this video, sad? idk but thanks

    FridaN MtzFridaN Mtz4 tháng trước
  • Square had 2 excellent concepts: a ghost story in space made with mind-blowing CGI, and a Final Fantasy movie. They smashed those together to make a movie Final Fantasy fans were disappointed and confused by, and non-fans assumed they wouldn’t get it. They took 2 _fantastic_ ideas and mixed them together like throwing steaks in a barrel of scotch.

    THEFRISKIESTDINGOTHEFRISKIESTDINGO4 tháng trước
  • Now do Advent Children next-

    Star GiovannaStar Giovanna4 tháng trước
  • Imagine you're like a kid heading to the movies to watch this expecting to see like Cloud Strife or something.

    Dida DiegoDida Diego4 tháng trước
  • This movie gives me a lot of Halo Reach vibes

    Grail StealerGrail Stealer4 tháng trước
  • I was one of those people who went into the theater to watch this 😅 i was also 13

    Scuba SteveScuba Steve4 tháng trước
  • Ngl, this movie looks like shit

    Julian Brown - Martinez FloresJulian Brown - Martinez Flores4 tháng trước
  • You both are shitting on a movie made over 19 years ago. You know, when you were both eating your own boogers and swallowing glue. Your biting mystery science theater but with less humor. Your best videos are the ones without your faces in it. To the dude with glasses, you were awesome in Neighborhood Watch. Don’t be ashamed to use your British accent. To your partner, you were awesome in My Cousin Vinny, you haven’t aged at all. Got a little fatter but fat fills cracks I guess.

    lando9flolando9flo4 tháng trước
  • MY MANS GOT THAT MC RIDE TATTOO ON HIS FOREARM, PLUS HE LOOKING HANDSOME AS FUCK !!!

    HEAVENLYHEAVENLY4 tháng trước
  • I saw this in the theater when it came out, and the CGI seemed super impressive at the time. The story, however, was pretty bad even then. I had only ever played part of a single Final Fantasy game and even I knew this had nothing to do with any of that. On the other hand, I still remember the part when the ghost things got inside the city and like flew through the transports and shit. I remember being really fucking bothered by all that sudden innocent death business.

    RawkModeRawkMode4 tháng trước
  • I saw this in theatres lol I remember it being cool, but I was also young

    Keith D.Keith D.5 tháng trước
  • I have never heard of this movie before my entire life and I am terrified

    Hill BednarskiHill Bednarski5 tháng trước
  • I love your work. I just don't like your mystery science theater 3000 take when you have guests. Blah.

    zet22xzet22x5 tháng trước
  • Square pictures but rectangle

    Ritwiz SharmaRitwiz Sharma5 tháng trước
  • Did this nigga say they look like Bionicles?? Bro. I caaaanttt 😂 😂

    Deon DuranDeon Duran5 tháng trước
  • "This Albert Wesker looking motherfucker" THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN HE SHOWED UP

    That0neFangirlThat0neFangirl5 tháng trước
  • All your friends pronounce the s's like that haha

    Diego Cardena GuillenDiego Cardena Guillen5 tháng trước
  • I lost it when he said "Bionicle" lol

    Samuel BrockSamuel Brock5 tháng trước
  • Fun fact: the same woman who voice acts the main character is the same woman who plays Chun-Li in the movie _Street Fighter_ . 10:18 *wakes up* , *get shot immediately* I like how you keep reusing the _Life is Strange_ clip. 10:54 Oof. Throughout the video, you two kept complaining about how long the movie is and then you say the movie’s pacing isn’t bad?

    Justin CruzJustin Cruz5 tháng trước
  • I saw this movie in theaters as a child who really loved final fantasy thinking this was an adaptation of one of the final fantasy games I hadn't played yet. I left the theater as a very sad and confused child

    SubtleFraudulenceSubtleFraudulence5 tháng trước
  • What?!? How have I never seen this video? I’ve rewatched so many Cosmonaut Variety Hour videos a second time not realizing this was here.

    Brenden BarnettBrenden Barnett5 tháng trước
  • I've never played any FF game, but from what I know about it and I have seen this movie doesn't even remotely resemble FF apart from it's animated. It absolutely looks like a loose adaptation of Lost Planet, Dan hit the nail on the head with that comparison.

    Cowboy DanCowboy Dan5 tháng trước
  • I watched this movie when I was like 10, I loved it a lot. I never played the FF games, and thought this movie was one of my favorites. I was sad to hear, when I got older, that its pretty much clowned on. 20 years ago, I thought it was a beautiful film, yea its super cliched and simple, but my 10 year old ass didn't care.

    Xenos BreedXenos Breed5 tháng trước
  • 7:40 Marcus screaming along with Simple & Clean from Kingdom Hearts playing in the background as the girl is...going on a trip is just pure perfection.

    Jordan BoydJordan Boyd5 tháng trước
  • I actually saw this in a theater and I remember being impressed with the visuals. :D But then if you consider when it came out...

    melloncollicmelloncollic6 tháng trước
  • Question how is this final fantasy?

    Jacob HollyJacob Holly6 tháng trước
  • His friend kinda looks like that one guy from My Cousin Vinny

    SentinelShyGuySentinelShyGuy6 tháng trước
  • the logo for square pictures is a fucking rectangle.

    Phil FedorowickPhil Fedorowick6 tháng trước
  • The graphics remind me of the Max Steel show from when i was a kid. The original 3D 2000 version, not the cartoon remake

    King AshantKing Ashant6 tháng trước
  • My dad likes this movie and i don't now hiw to feel

    27 Kimberly Hayden27 Kimberly Hayden6 tháng trước
  • this movie reminds me so much about mass effect andromeda

    braybray6 tháng trước
  • This movie did end up paying dividends in the long run because it got Square to invest in their own animation studio and rendering tech which is one reason why even their modern games done Unreal Engine or whatever still look so distinctive.

    LongliusLonglius6 tháng trước
  • And that, boys and girls, was the story of our Lord Zenu

    Jacquie CotillardJacquie Cotillard6 tháng trước
  • And that, boys and girls, was the story of our Lord Zenu

    Jacquie CotillardJacquie Cotillard6 tháng trước
  • I came to the comments to see if anyone had explained why do the spirits suddenly exploded into blue. No luck

    Hector BorjaHector Borja6 tháng trước
  • I remember watching this with my brother when we were 9 and 5. Had no idea what was going on and went to sleep angry

    AstroAustinAstroAustin6 tháng trước
  • I watched this movie in theatres when I was like 12 with my friend. We were the only ones in the theatre, so we ran around and played hide and seek and shit. Good times.

    Darris HawksDarris Hawks6 tháng trước
  • Is this how scientology started?

    Renko KnookRenko Knook6 tháng trước
  • 22:48 its marvel now. They are going to Asgard

    travis scott burbertravis scott burber6 tháng trước
  • 10:36 he looks like a poe from ocarina of time

    travis scott burbertravis scott burber6 tháng trước
  • I remember forcing my grandma to take me to see this since I would occasionally play the game and..we left 👁👄👁 hahaha

    Tony JayyTony Jayy7 tháng trước
  • My name is Dan

    Dune InkDune Ink7 tháng trước
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