Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within - The Weirdest Movie We've Watched

15 Th04, 2020
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  • Ugh this movie was so bad!!! Super boring 😜 thankful for your commentary

    Cricket PickettCricket Pickett6 ngày trước
  • It's not a Final Fantasy movie I've officially dubbed it just The Spirits Within

    Skeithsnightmare 1990Skeithsnightmare 19908 ngày trước
  • i remember being super impressed when this came out

    Max AggropopMax Aggropop13 ngày trước
  • How is this final fantasy at all?! lmao

    Joshua NavarreteJoshua Navarrete16 ngày trước
  • 14:04 5 minutes earlier 9:12

    Ultimate 17Ultimate 1716 ngày trước
  • i showed this to my brother without showing him the name of it and he had to guess what it was. He couldnt

    Ultimate 17Ultimate 1716 ngày trước
  • Isn't the dream sequences just a shittier version of the Pts.Of.Athrty Linkin Park music video?

    James FosterJames Foster17 ngày trước
  • Speaking of bionicles, you guys should do a CPS for the bionicle movies

    David CDavid C19 ngày trước
  • React to Advent Children :>

    Aty S. BehsamAty S. Behsam21 ngày trước
  • Honestly I'm surprised Marcus hasn't played "Death Stranding". Like I can't say that everyone will like it, but I feel like everyone should at least play it.

    Stranger JonesStranger Jones25 ngày trước
  • The biggest problem with the movie is just how low energy it is. Its not a fun movie to watch or even bad enough to enjoy, its just a movie that exists.

    Liam MartineroLiam Martinero26 ngày trước
  • Trivia: Mass Effects omni-tool and a couple of other aspects were inspired by this movie.

    Grimoire LangstromGrimoire Langstrom28 ngày trước
  • Omg I used to watch this so much as a kid lmao. My parents HATED it! And I’m pretty sure they used to send me to my grandparents to get rid of me whenever I wanted to watch it 🤣🤣🤣 omg this movie looks SO bad

    DHGlee2013DHGlee2013Tháng trước
  • Did u guys know Ming-Na Wen was in this movie cause I know I didn’t I guess she’s made two appearances on picture show

    JahJahTháng trước
  • Watch Advent Children

    DragonFire 2024DragonFire 2024Tháng trước
  • I remember going to see this movie in the theater when I was 8 with my best friend and his older brother. I remember literally none of the movie. Its like I can remember walking into the theater and walking out but everything in between is just gone

    OmaocOmaocTháng trước
  • I saw this in theaters. I was 10. It was awful.

    Adam CampbellAdam CampbellTháng trước
  • Do Advent Children

    Kane TylerKane TylerTháng trước
  • I saw this in the theater with my mom... i had regrets years later and she wondered if it was a fever dream

    chaoskitten57chaoskitten57Tháng trước
  • Fun fact: when Ming-Na Wen stars in a bad video game movie, the movie has an increased chance of being a cult favourite

    Perriwinkle IIIPerriwinkle IIITháng trước
  • I saw this in theaters and made my parents take me. Yikes final fantasy this is not

    Pro TrollPro TrollTháng trước
  • Why didn’t they just adapt one of the pre-existing games into this movie? Or combine the plots or ideas from 2-3 of the games? I’m new to the FF games but I feel that the movie could’ve been more successful had Square Pictures just followed that formula.

    Dave AllgaierDave AllgaierTháng trước
  • 3:38 you gotta pay the troll toll

    Ant kneesAnt kneesTháng trước
  • I think this just goes to show that video game talent can't be directly translated into a movie talent.

    Dr. MaddDr. MaddTháng trước
  • Your friend is f**king annoying

    Dante GZDante GZ2 tháng trước
  • I think this movie would've done better if it wasn't called Final Fantasy. If it was just titled Spirits Whithin i feel it would've been well received

    Thomas ManfredeThomas Manfrede2 tháng trước
  • This isn’t a bad movie it’s just so fucking boring good God it’s boring I’d rather watch it terrible movie before I watch this again

    Tyler CampbellTyler Campbell2 tháng trước
  • Me and a bunch of my friends saw this in theaters....

    Sarmiento JaySarmiento Jay2 tháng trước
  • I was so excited as a kid for this film, but disappointed when I saw it. They knew what they were doing with the title final fantasy. Kinda shitty marketing imo

    Carl MarchianoCarl Marchiano2 tháng trước
  • Bro I saw this in theaters in like 4th grade and I thought they were real people. I can see now that I was retarded.

    Darod Kaylor-SuggsDarod Kaylor-Suggs2 tháng trước
  • I had never laughed so hard at anything until I watched this video, sad? idk but thanks

    FridaN MtzFridaN Mtz2 tháng trước
  • Square had 2 excellent concepts: a ghost story in space made with mind-blowing CGI, and a Final Fantasy movie. They smashed those together to make a movie Final Fantasy fans were disappointed and confused by, and non-fans assumed they wouldn’t get it. They took 2 _fantastic_ ideas and mixed them together like throwing steaks in a barrel of scotch.

    THEFRISKIESTDINGOTHEFRISKIESTDINGO2 tháng trước
  • Now do Advent Children next-

    Star GiovannaStar Giovanna2 tháng trước
  • Imagine you're like a kid heading to the movies to watch this expecting to see like Cloud Strife or something.

    Dida DiegoDida Diego2 tháng trước
  • This movie gives me a lot of Halo Reach vibes

    Grail StealerGrail Stealer2 tháng trước
  • That literally gave me no final fantasy vibes

    KirbyrothKirbyroth2 tháng trước
  • It looks more like a video game cutscene then a cgi theatrical movie 😅

    KirbyrothKirbyroth2 tháng trước
  • I was one of those people who went into the theater to watch this 😅 i was also 13

    Scuba SteveScuba Steve2 tháng trước
  • Ngl, this movie looks like shit

    Julian Brown - Martinez FloresJulian Brown - Martinez Flores2 tháng trước
  • You both are shitting on a movie made over 19 years ago. You know, when you were both eating your own boogers and swallowing glue. Your biting mystery science theater but with less humor. Your best videos are the ones without your faces in it. To the dude with glasses, you were awesome in Neighborhood Watch. Don’t be ashamed to use your British accent. To your partner, you were awesome in My Cousin Vinny, you haven’t aged at all. Got a little fatter but fat fills cracks I guess.

    lando9flolando9flo2 tháng trước
  • MY MANS GOT THAT MC RIDE TATTOO ON HIS FOREARM, PLUS HE LOOKING HANDSOME AS FUCK !!!

    HEAVENLYHEAVENLY2 tháng trước
  • I saw this in the theater when it came out, and the CGI seemed super impressive at the time. The story, however, was pretty bad even then. I had only ever played part of a single Final Fantasy game and even I knew this had nothing to do with any of that. On the other hand, I still remember the part when the ghost things got inside the city and like flew through the transports and shit. I remember being really fucking bothered by all that sudden innocent death business.

    RawkModeRawkMode2 tháng trước
  • I saw this in theatres lol I remember it being cool, but I was also young

    Keith D.Keith D.2 tháng trước
  • I have never heard of this movie before my entire life and I am terrified

    Hill BednarskiHill Bednarski2 tháng trước
  • I love your work. I just don't like your mystery science theater 3000 take when you have guests. Blah.

    zet22xzet22x2 tháng trước
  • Square pictures but rectangle

    Ritwiz SharmaRitwiz Sharma2 tháng trước
  • Did this nigga say they look like Bionicles?? Bro. I caaaanttt 😂 😂

    Deon DuranDeon Duran2 tháng trước
  • "This Albert Wesker looking motherfucker" THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN HE SHOWED UP

    That0neFangirlThat0neFangirl2 tháng trước
  • All your friends pronounce the s's like that haha

    Diego Cardena GuillenDiego Cardena Guillen2 tháng trước
  • I lost it when he said "Bionicle" lol

    Samuel BrockSamuel Brock3 tháng trước
  • Fun fact: the same woman who voice acts the main character is the same woman who plays Chun-Li in the movie _Street Fighter_ . 10:18 *wakes up* , *get shot immediately* I like how you keep reusing the _Life is Strange_ clip. 10:54 Oof. Throughout the video, you two kept complaining about how long the movie is and then you say the movie’s pacing isn’t bad?

    Justin CruzJustin Cruz3 tháng trước
  • I saw this movie in theaters as a child who really loved final fantasy thinking this was an adaptation of one of the final fantasy games I hadn't played yet. I left the theater as a very sad and confused child

    disasterABDULdisasterABDUL3 tháng trước
  • What?!? How have I never seen this video? I’ve rewatched so many Cosmonaut Variety Hour videos a second time not realizing this was here.

    Brenden BarnettBrenden Barnett3 tháng trước
  • I've never played any FF game, but from what I know about it and I have seen this movie doesn't even remotely resemble FF apart from it's animated. It absolutely looks like a loose adaptation of Lost Planet, Dan hit the nail on the head with that comparison.

    Cowboy DanCowboy Dan3 tháng trước
  • I watched this movie when I was like 10, I loved it a lot. I never played the FF games, and thought this movie was one of my favorites. I was sad to hear, when I got older, that its pretty much clowned on. 20 years ago, I thought it was a beautiful film, yea its super cliched and simple, but my 10 year old ass didn't care.

    Xenos BreedXenos Breed3 tháng trước
  • 7:40 Marcus screaming along with Simple & Clean from Kingdom Hearts playing in the background as the girl is...going on a trip is just pure perfection.

    Jordan BoydJordan Boyd3 tháng trước
  • I actually saw this in a theater and I remember being impressed with the visuals. :D But then if you consider when it came out...

    melloncollicmelloncollic3 tháng trước
  • Question how is this final fantasy?

    Jacob HollyJacob Holly3 tháng trước
  • His friend kinda looks like that one guy from My Cousin Vinny

    SentinelShyGuySentinelShyGuy3 tháng trước
  • the logo for square pictures is a fucking rectangle.

    Phil FedorowickPhil Fedorowick3 tháng trước
  • The graphics remind me of the Max Steel show from when i was a kid. The original 3D 2000 version, not the cartoon remake

    King BrakaKing Braka3 tháng trước
  • My dad likes this movie and i don't now hiw to feel

    27 Kimberly Hayden27 Kimberly Hayden4 tháng trước
  • this movie reminds me so much about mass effect andromeda

    braybray4 tháng trước
  • This movie did end up paying dividends in the long run because it got Square to invest in their own animation studio and rendering tech which is one reason why even their modern games done Unreal Engine or whatever still look so distinctive.

    LongliusLonglius4 tháng trước
  • And that, boys and girls, was the story of our Lord Zenu

    Jacquie CotillardJacquie Cotillard4 tháng trước
  • And that, boys and girls, was the story of our Lord Zenu

    Jacquie CotillardJacquie Cotillard4 tháng trước
  • I came to the comments to see if anyone had explained why do the spirits suddenly exploded into blue. No luck

    El Héctor es bien VergsEl Héctor es bien Vergs4 tháng trước
  • I remember watching this with my brother when we were 9 and 5. Had no idea what was going on and went to sleep angry

    AstroAustinAstroAustin4 tháng trước
  • I watched this movie in theatres when I was like 12 with my friend. We were the only ones in the theatre, so we ran around and played hide and seek and shit. Good times.

    Darris HawksDarris Hawks4 tháng trước
  • Is this how scientology started?

    Renko KnookRenko Knook4 tháng trước
  • 22:48 its marvel now. They are going to Asgard

    Fort NiteFort Nite4 tháng trước
  • 10:36 he looks like a poe from ocarina of time

    Fort NiteFort Nite4 tháng trước
  • I remember forcing my grandma to take me to see this since I would occasionally play the game and..we left 👁👄👁 hahaha

    Tony JayyTony Jayy4 tháng trước
  • My name is Dan

    KunisakeKunisake4 tháng trước
  • Fun fact : actually went in theater to watch this movie, i was 9 and an absolute final fantasy fan boy, and i loveeeed it, so much in fact that i still enjoy this movie.

    OrtaldOrtald4 tháng trước
  • I’m sorry Markus but this film is shit

    REX RAZORREX RAZOR4 tháng trước
  • that brief nge reference excited me a ton n I had to remind myself that no that isn’t a recent series, fucking everyone has seen it, the fact it’s so new (4 months) to me is an absurd outlier

    Leanne Who?Leanne Who?4 tháng trước
    • unnecessary addendum: asurei will asurise

      Leanne Who?Leanne Who?4 tháng trước
  • “Everybody probably worked really hard to make this boring ass movie” 😂😂

    MarcellusMarcellus4 tháng trước
  • I was 17 when this film was released and deemed cutting edge back in 2001. As a fan of Final Fantasy 7, I was expecting something a lot less sci-fi related. However I enjoyed the story and the philosophical elements. Years later I had my thirst quenched when I watched Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children 🙏🏾

    DanielDaniel4 tháng trước
  • It's like they watched the Linkin Park's Points of Authority music video and thought "ye we could make a movie out of this shit", really wish they didnt lol

    Ian AraujoIan Araujo4 tháng trước
  • This movie bombed, but the motion capture tech they used for the characters was pretty advanced for its time and it became a mainstay for videogame CGI and movie effects! So at least we got that out of this............

    Pramit KhannaPramit Khanna4 tháng trước
  • Shrektober?

    I Spooked YouI Spooked You4 tháng trước
  • This movie was the very first attempt of making a full "photo realistic" cgi movie, the first tima a movie was acted entirely in a mocap studio and on its defense, the hands and faces had to be animated by hand.

    Gabriel BessiGabriel Bessi5 tháng trước
  • 6:48 He looks like evil Elon Musk (well, eviler)

    NarmatoniaNarmatonia5 tháng trước
  • i really liked this movie. i was young when i watched it but it was so cool

    skaterfugaterskaterfugater5 tháng trước
  • That was some hardcore Seiko product placement.

    Robert ElmoreRobert Elmore5 tháng trước
  • I saw this in a theater with some special effects artists. I enjoyed it. The credits start to roll. I am expecting these guys to watch the effects credits and comment. "Hey, I know that guy" or "that's a good effects company." No, they just walked out wen the credits started.

    Michael MillsMichael Mills5 tháng trước
  • FF8 had very basic-looking humans and a limited number of minutes of FMV, so it had to use all that time very well. The game's story takes several hours to get through, but the bits that take place in FMV are really exciting. FF:TSW uses far more advanced graphics to, ironically, show us far less of interest and not really have much happen in the under two hours they had. I don't understand how they fucked that aspect up so much. The graphics were better than what was in FF8, but to me they weren't enough of an improvement to justify there being bugger all happening with them. I'll take FF8's opening, the Deling City parade, the Garden clash, and the entire ending of the game over any of this. Fuck this movie, fuck this movie, fuck this movie.

    ReloadPsiReloadPsi5 tháng trước
  • "The shield is powered and ready" "Activate shields Lieutenant Gump!"

    David CrossDavid Cross5 tháng trước
  • “Square Pictures” Shows a rectangle

    Nuña BisnessNuña Bisness6 tháng trước
  • I'm completely willing to admit this movie is bad but I couldn't help but like it. -Shrug-

    Jerry WestonJerry Weston6 tháng trước
  • Gaia is the Greek Goddess of the earth. According to the myth, all life came from her.

    Siena HammermeisterSiena Hammermeister6 tháng trước
  • I love that modern video games legitimately look better than this does, meaning the idea behind it was already flawed when it would become outdated admittedly 20 years later, but outdated nonetheless.

    Reborn KusabiReborn Kusabi6 tháng trước
  • This movie fails on a billion counts, but one that it doesn't fail at is the idea that the villains of the film (even though they're not blahblablah) aren't just things that kill people, they're things that literally take your soul, your corporeal form, and gobble it up. That raises the stakes of a film to extremely high levels because it basically answers the question of anyones lifetime of "Do we have a soul?" and says "Yes, and that same soul can be destroyed". Even though this movie cops out of that almost-Lovecraftian existential threat in the end, the basis of this type of threat is a pretty great idea for stakes in a film and I've only seen it in one film, ironically enough Cabin in the Woods when some SWAT dude gets his soul taken by a demonic wraith in the ending bloodbath, basically meaning he ceased to exist lol

    Reborn KusabiReborn Kusabi6 tháng trước
  • I completely forgot this was a final fantasy movie watching this and the actual movie.

    MischiefReaperMischiefReaper6 tháng trước
  • I was about to subscribe until I heard your voices... anoying.

    Rafael ClarionRafael Clarion6 tháng trước
  • Now they need to watch halo legends

    The Halo ScrollsThe Halo Scrolls6 tháng trước
  • you gonna watch kingsglaive no no ok please just watch it it is so good

    Oscar LouchartOscar Louchart6 tháng trước
  • If there's one good thing to say about this film, it's that it inspired the amazing _Mass Effect_ trilogy...

    Maximus4587Maximus45876 tháng trước
  • I enjoyed this movie when it came out in cinema. Sadly it was ahead of it's time and people weren't on board with full CGI movies. It's not really final fantasy though outside of a few obscure references (Cid, a chocobo drawing etc). Also, really harsh on graphics of something that is 20 year old CGI. Commentary is just annoying in this tbh. "Look at that guys eyebrows" over and over. One of those people that talks over the movie and then has no idea what's going on.

    Scott WallbankScott Wallbank6 tháng trước
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