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I have not laughed this much in a while
Clone Does games16 giờ trước
Watch the final fantasy 15 movie
Mono_qloNgày trước
Does Dan write jokes? He might make a good stand-up. Good banter.
Glenn Davey7 ngày trước
I'm trying to find something nice to say and I guess that's a hell of a lot of 3D hand-animation and kudos to all the people working hard with what they had.
Glenn Davey7 ngày trước
3:12 Dang.... the line got cut......
ruizr41069 ngày trước
Roz from Fraiser is in here as well.
Justin McVicar9 ngày trước
Evil Guy 101: 1. Give angry eyebrows 2. Cast James Woods as voice
Justin McVicar9 ngày trước
This movie would ironically be so much better if Mario was in it
Sptflcrw15 ngày trước
Literally looks like a collection of game cutscenes lmao
Sptflcrw15 ngày trước
When I saw this in the cinema with my dad, we were absolutely blown away by the graphics, we were like, they made real people o_o
Matteo P25 ngày trước
I thought the movie looked good and the ideas of the story could have been good if they just made this a game instead of making a movie.
Ian MacLellan29 ngày trước
This is an ultimate flavor experience 😉
Jjjj KkkkTháng trước
Ah dude, don't insult Bionicle like that lol
Steven LanzarottaTháng trước
On release my friend described this film as "The red spaghetti turned into blue spaghetti and the film ended."
TimTháng trước
when you try to control Z the explosion but windows won't let you
Michael LochlannTháng trước
you know the movie is boring when two genuinely funny people can't even make as much jokes compared to the other CosmonautPictureShow videos
Juan Miguel FernandezTháng trước
Go back and watch the thriller extra lol
PrismZetTháng trước
I’ve never even played a final fantasy game, and I’m confused as to what about this movie even MAKES it a final fantasy movie?
The Greater DaneTháng trước
I do not think I could stomach more than five minutes of this movie without Marcus‘s commentary
Super StreetTháng trước
Almost a year later and I just released the Re Zero reference at 7:20
That Fat WhaleTháng trước
I highly believe that Dan watched this before Marcus, considering he predicted the movie
John BarrientosTháng trước
So like, did people actually go to theaters and spend money on this movie?
Aaron W.Tháng trước
This movie is amazing! You guys suck if you actually paid attention instead of speaking nonsense you might open you mind to a great movie.
Victoria DeveTháng trước
More like Mass Effect than Final Fantasy.
Dashing JackTháng trước
You cannot convince me these were cutscenes from a cancelled final Fantasy game and they just animated the gaps so it made a bit of sense
Megan VincentTháng trước
I saw this in theatres, I loved it, bought it on DVD. The fact that I play video games that look better than this movie will always be mind blowing to me. I paid to see this movie in a theatre and now I play games with graphics that blow this out of the water, the future is rad. Also, these dudes reviewing the movie are super pretentious and that annoys me.
Dazzletrain Gaming2 tháng trước
From 3D artist’s perspective, Every character in this movie looks likes the ones from character creator program. Meaning they look so boring.
Tomoya Ogawa2 tháng trước
I remember seeing this movie in the theater and I feel bad for my parents for having to sit through it with me
slanderoid2 tháng trước
Final Fantasy is 100% known for its music
Eoghan Clark2 tháng trước
Ugh this movie was so bad!!! Super boring 😜 thankful for your commentary
Cricket Pickett2 tháng trước
It's not a Final Fantasy movie I've officially dubbed it just The Spirits Within
Skeithsnightmare2 tháng trước
i remember being super impressed when this came out
Max Aggropop2 tháng trước
How is this final fantasy at all?! lmao
Joshua Navarrete2 tháng trước
14:04 5 minutes earlier 9:12
Ultimate 172 tháng trước
i showed this to my brother without showing him the name of it and he had to guess what it was. He couldnt
Ultimate 172 tháng trước
Isn't the dream sequences just a shittier version of the Pts.Of.Athrty Linkin Park music video?
James Foster2 tháng trước
Speaking of bionicles, you guys should do a CPS for the bionicle movies
David C2 tháng trước
React to Advent Children :>
Aty S. Behsam3 tháng trước
Honestly I'm surprised Marcus hasn't played "Death Stranding". Like I can't say that everyone will like it, but I feel like everyone should at least play it.
Stranger Jones3 tháng trước
The biggest problem with the movie is just how low energy it is. Its not a fun movie to watch or even bad enough to enjoy, its just a movie that exists.
Liam Martinero3 tháng trước
Trivia: Mass Effects omni-tool and a couple of other aspects were inspired by this movie.
Grimoire Langstrom3 tháng trước
Omg I used to watch this so much as a kid lmao. My parents HATED it! And I’m pretty sure they used to send me to my grandparents to get rid of me whenever I wanted to watch it 🤣🤣🤣 omg this movie looks SO bad
DHGlee20133 tháng trước
Did u guys know Ming-Na Wen was in this movie cause I know I didn’t I guess she’s made two appearances on picture show
Jah3 tháng trước
Watch Advent Children
DragonFire 20243 tháng trước
I remember going to see this movie in the theater when I was 8 with my best friend and his older brother. I remember literally none of the movie. Its like I can remember walking into the theater and walking out but everything in between is just gone
Omaoc3 tháng trước
I saw this in theaters. I was 10. It was awful.
Adam Campbell3 tháng trước
Do Advent Children
Kane Tyler4 tháng trước
I saw this in the theater with my mom... i had regrets years later and she wondered if it was a fever dream
chaoskitten574 tháng trước
Fun fact: when Ming-Na Wen stars in a bad video game movie, the movie has an increased chance of being a cult favourite
Perriwinkle III4 tháng trước
I saw this in theaters and made my parents take me. Yikes final fantasy this is not
Pro Troll4 tháng trước
Why didn’t they just adapt one of the pre-existing games into this movie? Or combine the plots or ideas from 2-3 of the games? I’m new to the FF games but I feel that the movie could’ve been more successful had Square Pictures just followed that formula.
Dave Allgaier4 tháng trước
3:38 you gotta pay the troll toll
Ant knees4 tháng trước
I think this just goes to show that video game talent can't be directly translated into a movie talent.
Dr. Madd4 tháng trước
I think this movie would've done better if it wasn't called Final Fantasy. If it was just titled Spirits Whithin i feel it would've been well received
Thomas Manfrede4 tháng trước
This isn’t a bad movie it’s just so fucking boring good God it’s boring I’d rather watch it terrible movie before I watch this again
Tyler Campbell4 tháng trước
Me and a bunch of my friends saw this in theaters....
Sarmiento Jay4 tháng trước
I was so excited as a kid for this film, but disappointed when I saw it. They knew what they were doing with the title final fantasy. Kinda shitty marketing imo
JerzeVillain4 tháng trước
Bro I saw this in theaters in like 4th grade and I thought they were real people. I can see now that I was retarded.
Darod Kaylor-Suggs4 tháng trước
I had never laughed so hard at anything until I watched this video, sad? idk but thanks
FridaN Mtz4 tháng trước
Square had 2 excellent concepts: a ghost story in space made with mind-blowing CGI, and a Final Fantasy movie. They smashed those together to make a movie Final Fantasy fans were disappointed and confused by, and non-fans assumed they wouldn’t get it. They took 2 _fantastic_ ideas and mixed them together like throwing steaks in a barrel of scotch.
THEFRISKIESTDINGO4 tháng trước
Now do Advent Children next-
Star Giovanna4 tháng trước
Imagine you're like a kid heading to the movies to watch this expecting to see like Cloud Strife or something.
Dida Diego4 tháng trước
This movie gives me a lot of Halo Reach vibes
Grail Stealer4 tháng trước
I was one of those people who went into the theater to watch this 😅 i was also 13
Scuba Steve4 tháng trước
Ngl, this movie looks like shit
Julian Brown - Martinez Flores4 tháng trước
You both are shitting on a movie made over 19 years ago. You know, when you were both eating your own boogers and swallowing glue. Your biting mystery science theater but with less humor. Your best videos are the ones without your faces in it. To the dude with glasses, you were awesome in Neighborhood Watch. Don’t be ashamed to use your British accent. To your partner, you were awesome in My Cousin Vinny, you haven’t aged at all. Got a little fatter but fat fills cracks I guess.
lando9flo4 tháng trước
MY MANS GOT THAT MC RIDE TATTOO ON HIS FOREARM, PLUS HE LOOKING HANDSOME AS FUCK !!!
HEAVENLY4 tháng trước
I saw this in the theater when it came out, and the CGI seemed super impressive at the time. The story, however, was pretty bad even then. I had only ever played part of a single Final Fantasy game and even I knew this had nothing to do with any of that. On the other hand, I still remember the part when the ghost things got inside the city and like flew through the transports and shit. I remember being really fucking bothered by all that sudden innocent death business.
RawkMode4 tháng trước
I saw this in theatres lol I remember it being cool, but I was also young
Keith D.5 tháng trước
I have never heard of this movie before my entire life and I am terrified
Hill Bednarski5 tháng trước
I love your work. I just don't like your mystery science theater 3000 take when you have guests. Blah.
zet22x5 tháng trước
Square pictures but rectangle
Ritwiz Sharma5 tháng trước
Did this nigga say they look like Bionicles?? Bro. I caaaanttt 😂 😂
Deon Duran5 tháng trước
"This Albert Wesker looking motherfucker" THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN HE SHOWED UP
That0neFangirl5 tháng trước
All your friends pronounce the s's like that haha
Diego Cardena Guillen5 tháng trước
I lost it when he said "Bionicle" lol
Samuel Brock5 tháng trước
Fun fact: the same woman who voice acts the main character is the same woman who plays Chun-Li in the movie _Street Fighter_ . 10:18 *wakes up* , *get shot immediately* I like how you keep reusing the _Life is Strange_ clip. 10:54 Oof. Throughout the video, you two kept complaining about how long the movie is and then you say the movie’s pacing isn’t bad?
Justin Cruz5 tháng trước
I saw this movie in theaters as a child who really loved final fantasy thinking this was an adaptation of one of the final fantasy games I hadn't played yet. I left the theater as a very sad and confused child
SubtleFraudulence5 tháng trước
What?!? How have I never seen this video? I’ve rewatched so many Cosmonaut Variety Hour videos a second time not realizing this was here.
Brenden Barnett5 tháng trước
I've never played any FF game, but from what I know about it and I have seen this movie doesn't even remotely resemble FF apart from it's animated. It absolutely looks like a loose adaptation of Lost Planet, Dan hit the nail on the head with that comparison.
Cowboy Dan5 tháng trước
I watched this movie when I was like 10, I loved it a lot. I never played the FF games, and thought this movie was one of my favorites. I was sad to hear, when I got older, that its pretty much clowned on. 20 years ago, I thought it was a beautiful film, yea its super cliched and simple, but my 10 year old ass didn't care.
Xenos Breed5 tháng trước
7:40 Marcus screaming along with Simple & Clean from Kingdom Hearts playing in the background as the girl is...going on a trip is just pure perfection.
Jordan Boyd5 tháng trước
I actually saw this in a theater and I remember being impressed with the visuals. :D But then if you consider when it came out...
melloncollic6 tháng trước
Question how is this final fantasy?
Jacob Holly6 tháng trước
His friend kinda looks like that one guy from My Cousin Vinny
SentinelShyGuy6 tháng trước
the logo for square pictures is a fucking rectangle.
Phil Fedorowick6 tháng trước
The graphics remind me of the Max Steel show from when i was a kid. The original 3D 2000 version, not the cartoon remake
King Ashant6 tháng trước
My dad likes this movie and i don't now hiw to feel
27 Kimberly Hayden6 tháng trước
this movie reminds me so much about mass effect andromeda
bray6 tháng trước
This movie did end up paying dividends in the long run because it got Square to invest in their own animation studio and rendering tech which is one reason why even their modern games done Unreal Engine or whatever still look so distinctive.
Longlius6 tháng trước
And that, boys and girls, was the story of our Lord Zenu
Jacquie Cotillard6 tháng trước
And that, boys and girls, was the story of our Lord Zenu
Jacquie Cotillard6 tháng trước
I came to the comments to see if anyone had explained why do the spirits suddenly exploded into blue. No luck
Hector Borja6 tháng trước
I remember watching this with my brother when we were 9 and 5. Had no idea what was going on and went to sleep angry
AstroAustin6 tháng trước
I watched this movie in theatres when I was like 12 with my friend. We were the only ones in the theatre, so we ran around and played hide and seek and shit. Good times.
Darris Hawks6 tháng trước
Is this how scientology started?
Renko Knook6 tháng trước
22:48 its marvel now. They are going to Asgard
travis scott burber6 tháng trước
10:36 he looks like a poe from ocarina of time
travis scott burber6 tháng trước
I remember forcing my grandma to take me to see this since I would occasionally play the game and..we left 👁👄👁 hahaha
I have not laughed this much in a while
Watch the final fantasy 15 movie
Does Dan write jokes? He might make a good stand-up. Good banter.
I'm trying to find something nice to say and I guess that's a hell of a lot of 3D hand-animation and kudos to all the people working hard with what they had.
3:12 Dang.... the line got cut......
Roz from Fraiser is in here as well.
Evil Guy 101: 1. Give angry eyebrows 2. Cast James Woods as voice
This movie would ironically be so much better if Mario was in it
Literally looks like a collection of game cutscenes lmao
When I saw this in the cinema with my dad, we were absolutely blown away by the graphics, we were like, they made real people o_o
I thought the movie looked good and the ideas of the story could have been good if they just made this a game instead of making a movie.
This is an ultimate flavor experience 😉
Ah dude, don't insult Bionicle like that lol
On release my friend described this film as "The red spaghetti turned into blue spaghetti and the film ended."
when you try to control Z the explosion but windows won't let you
you know the movie is boring when two genuinely funny people can't even make as much jokes compared to the other CosmonautPictureShow videos
Go back and watch the thriller extra lol
I’ve never even played a final fantasy game, and I’m confused as to what about this movie even MAKES it a final fantasy movie?
I do not think I could stomach more than five minutes of this movie without Marcus‘s commentary
Almost a year later and I just released the Re Zero reference at 7:20
I highly believe that Dan watched this before Marcus, considering he predicted the movie
So like, did people actually go to theaters and spend money on this movie?
This movie is amazing! You guys suck if you actually paid attention instead of speaking nonsense you might open you mind to a great movie.
More like Mass Effect than Final Fantasy.
You cannot convince me these were cutscenes from a cancelled final Fantasy game and they just animated the gaps so it made a bit of sense
I saw this in theatres, I loved it, bought it on DVD. The fact that I play video games that look better than this movie will always be mind blowing to me. I paid to see this movie in a theatre and now I play games with graphics that blow this out of the water, the future is rad. Also, these dudes reviewing the movie are super pretentious and that annoys me.
From 3D artist’s perspective, Every character in this movie looks likes the ones from character creator program. Meaning they look so boring.
I remember seeing this movie in the theater and I feel bad for my parents for having to sit through it with me
Final Fantasy is 100% known for its music
Ugh this movie was so bad!!! Super boring 😜 thankful for your commentary
It's not a Final Fantasy movie I've officially dubbed it just The Spirits Within
i remember being super impressed when this came out
How is this final fantasy at all?! lmao
14:04 5 minutes earlier 9:12
i showed this to my brother without showing him the name of it and he had to guess what it was. He couldnt
Isn't the dream sequences just a shittier version of the Pts.Of.Athrty Linkin Park music video?
Speaking of bionicles, you guys should do a CPS for the bionicle movies
React to Advent Children :>
Honestly I'm surprised Marcus hasn't played "Death Stranding". Like I can't say that everyone will like it, but I feel like everyone should at least play it.
The biggest problem with the movie is just how low energy it is. Its not a fun movie to watch or even bad enough to enjoy, its just a movie that exists.
Trivia: Mass Effects omni-tool and a couple of other aspects were inspired by this movie.
Omg I used to watch this so much as a kid lmao. My parents HATED it! And I’m pretty sure they used to send me to my grandparents to get rid of me whenever I wanted to watch it 🤣🤣🤣 omg this movie looks SO bad
Did u guys know Ming-Na Wen was in this movie cause I know I didn’t I guess she’s made two appearances on picture show
Watch Advent Children
I remember going to see this movie in the theater when I was 8 with my best friend and his older brother. I remember literally none of the movie. Its like I can remember walking into the theater and walking out but everything in between is just gone
I saw this in theaters. I was 10. It was awful.
Do Advent Children
I saw this in the theater with my mom... i had regrets years later and she wondered if it was a fever dream
Fun fact: when Ming-Na Wen stars in a bad video game movie, the movie has an increased chance of being a cult favourite
I saw this in theaters and made my parents take me. Yikes final fantasy this is not
Why didn’t they just adapt one of the pre-existing games into this movie? Or combine the plots or ideas from 2-3 of the games? I’m new to the FF games but I feel that the movie could’ve been more successful had Square Pictures just followed that formula.
3:38 you gotta pay the troll toll
I think this just goes to show that video game talent can't be directly translated into a movie talent.
I think this movie would've done better if it wasn't called Final Fantasy. If it was just titled Spirits Whithin i feel it would've been well received
This isn’t a bad movie it’s just so fucking boring good God it’s boring I’d rather watch it terrible movie before I watch this again
Me and a bunch of my friends saw this in theaters....
I was so excited as a kid for this film, but disappointed when I saw it. They knew what they were doing with the title final fantasy. Kinda shitty marketing imo
Bro I saw this in theaters in like 4th grade and I thought they were real people. I can see now that I was retarded.
I had never laughed so hard at anything until I watched this video, sad? idk but thanks
Square had 2 excellent concepts: a ghost story in space made with mind-blowing CGI, and a Final Fantasy movie. They smashed those together to make a movie Final Fantasy fans were disappointed and confused by, and non-fans assumed they wouldn’t get it. They took 2 _fantastic_ ideas and mixed them together like throwing steaks in a barrel of scotch.
Now do Advent Children next-
Imagine you're like a kid heading to the movies to watch this expecting to see like Cloud Strife or something.
This movie gives me a lot of Halo Reach vibes
I was one of those people who went into the theater to watch this 😅 i was also 13
Ngl, this movie looks like shit
You both are shitting on a movie made over 19 years ago. You know, when you were both eating your own boogers and swallowing glue. Your biting mystery science theater but with less humor. Your best videos are the ones without your faces in it. To the dude with glasses, you were awesome in Neighborhood Watch. Don’t be ashamed to use your British accent. To your partner, you were awesome in My Cousin Vinny, you haven’t aged at all. Got a little fatter but fat fills cracks I guess.
MY MANS GOT THAT MC RIDE TATTOO ON HIS FOREARM, PLUS HE LOOKING HANDSOME AS FUCK !!!
I saw this in the theater when it came out, and the CGI seemed super impressive at the time. The story, however, was pretty bad even then. I had only ever played part of a single Final Fantasy game and even I knew this had nothing to do with any of that. On the other hand, I still remember the part when the ghost things got inside the city and like flew through the transports and shit. I remember being really fucking bothered by all that sudden innocent death business.
I saw this in theatres lol I remember it being cool, but I was also young
I have never heard of this movie before my entire life and I am terrified
I love your work. I just don't like your mystery science theater 3000 take when you have guests. Blah.
Square pictures but rectangle
Did this nigga say they look like Bionicles?? Bro. I caaaanttt 😂 😂
"This Albert Wesker looking motherfucker" THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN HE SHOWED UP
All your friends pronounce the s's like that haha
I lost it when he said "Bionicle" lol
Fun fact: the same woman who voice acts the main character is the same woman who plays Chun-Li in the movie _Street Fighter_ . 10:18 *wakes up* , *get shot immediately* I like how you keep reusing the _Life is Strange_ clip. 10:54 Oof. Throughout the video, you two kept complaining about how long the movie is and then you say the movie’s pacing isn’t bad?
I saw this movie in theaters as a child who really loved final fantasy thinking this was an adaptation of one of the final fantasy games I hadn't played yet. I left the theater as a very sad and confused child
What?!? How have I never seen this video? I’ve rewatched so many Cosmonaut Variety Hour videos a second time not realizing this was here.
I've never played any FF game, but from what I know about it and I have seen this movie doesn't even remotely resemble FF apart from it's animated. It absolutely looks like a loose adaptation of Lost Planet, Dan hit the nail on the head with that comparison.
I watched this movie when I was like 10, I loved it a lot. I never played the FF games, and thought this movie was one of my favorites. I was sad to hear, when I got older, that its pretty much clowned on. 20 years ago, I thought it was a beautiful film, yea its super cliched and simple, but my 10 year old ass didn't care.
7:40 Marcus screaming along with Simple & Clean from Kingdom Hearts playing in the background as the girl is...going on a trip is just pure perfection.
I actually saw this in a theater and I remember being impressed with the visuals. :D But then if you consider when it came out...
Question how is this final fantasy?
His friend kinda looks like that one guy from My Cousin Vinny
the logo for square pictures is a fucking rectangle.
The graphics remind me of the Max Steel show from when i was a kid. The original 3D 2000 version, not the cartoon remake
My dad likes this movie and i don't now hiw to feel
this movie reminds me so much about mass effect andromeda
This movie did end up paying dividends in the long run because it got Square to invest in their own animation studio and rendering tech which is one reason why even their modern games done Unreal Engine or whatever still look so distinctive.
And that, boys and girls, was the story of our Lord Zenu
And that, boys and girls, was the story of our Lord Zenu
I came to the comments to see if anyone had explained why do the spirits suddenly exploded into blue. No luck
I remember watching this with my brother when we were 9 and 5. Had no idea what was going on and went to sleep angry
I watched this movie in theatres when I was like 12 with my friend. We were the only ones in the theatre, so we ran around and played hide and seek and shit. Good times.
Is this how scientology started?
22:48 its marvel now. They are going to Asgard
10:36 he looks like a poe from ocarina of time
I remember forcing my grandma to take me to see this since I would occasionally play the game and..we left 👁👄👁 hahaha
My name is Dan