Harry Potter - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (part 1)

21 Th12, 2020
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  • I know I pronounce "Rowling" wrong. I'll pronounce it right when she learns what the word transphobia means :^)

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourThe Cosmonaut Variety Hour2 tháng trước
    • Love this from you 😂👍

      PotatoPinapplePotatoPinapple13 ngày trước
    • @Leona gender does equal sex they are synonymous just because you people want to change the meaning of a word does not stop it from being the original meaning

      Affan SamiAffan Sami21 ngày trước
    • @Leona the man who said that social construct bullshit caused two young boys to kill themselves

      Affan SamiAffan Sami21 ngày trước
    • @Leona cause I like real women not a dude in a dress What type of idiot thinks having a preference makes you bigoted

      Affan SamiAffan Sami21 ngày trước
    • @Hugo Farias tall women are pretty cute my dude

      Affan SamiAffan Sami21 ngày trước
  • my favourite is probs Goblet Of Fire. Though i have nitpiks the majority of the movie is perfect. The cinematography is stunning, the performances are strong, the music is some of the best of the series and story is intriguing and engaging. Plus Mad Eye is great.

    Tom GradyTom GradyGiờ trước
  • from the uk the only good thing we have is are raves evething els suckls

    chucky leadchucky lead3 giờ trước
  • No ones going to talk about the white face in the intro. No... Ight I’ll just stfu

    Brady JohnstonBrady Johnston6 giờ trước
  • maybe it's cause it's 2am but this is so fucking funny

    Ciara :DCiara :D6 giờ trước
  • I would give more credence to your social justice 'cancel culture' critique of J.K. Rowling's political views if you were not dressed in racist and offensive 'white face'.

    Christopher JamiesonChristopher Jamieson10 giờ trước
  • “They ask you how you are and you just have to say you’re fine” lmao

    johnny jorgensenjohnny jorgensen18 giờ trước
  • 1:46 I love your content but I may be stupid I can’t tell if your joking be if it’s more a joke chris Pratt doesn’t hate gay people he was part of a church that did gay conversations centuries ago but he does not have anything to do with that and on Twitter he said he thinks that anyone should be allowed to be together but Ellen page didn’t even think to ask him if he out right hated gay people she just thought if the church he goes to is bad then he ISO’s Chris Pratt thinks it’s good to be gay or part of the LGBT community

    Steve 699Steve 699Ngày trước
    • @BlastBowman90 oh I didn’t know that

      Steve 699Steve 69915 giờ trước
    • @Steve 699 Elliot Page is their name, he's a trans man

      BlastBowman90BlastBowman9016 giờ trước
    • @BlastBowman90 what do you mean not anymore

      Steve 699Steve 69918 giờ trước
    • "Ellen Page" not anymore lol

      BlastBowman90BlastBowman9021 giờ trước
  • Order of the Phoenix is the best chamber of secrets underrated goblet of fire overrated half blood prince is the worse

    Bowjack 7149Bowjack 7149Ngày trước
  • Finally someone said it about Emma Watson and movie Hermoine! I think we were just starved for good female characters

    Kirsten NightingaleKirsten NightingaleNgày trước
  • why dont the time turners only work in *specific areas*, like Hogwarts, or the ministry

    Timelord DialgaTimelord DialgaNgày trước
  • “and fucking Batman” 🤣🤣 I actually died

    Space PugSpace PugNgày trước
  • A few good British things include Pubs, seaside full English breakfast, Roast dinners and love actually

    Space PugSpace PugNgày trước
  • I love the first two

    Logan StewartLogan StewartNgày trước
  • 0:30 Sherlock?

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • Dat white face... Jesus christ

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • nice touch with the whiteface

    Patrick MPatrick MNgày trước
  • I like how the movies don't explain all the plot holes but the books do most of them. And also isn't Hagrid 50 years old by the end of the series?

    SS - 07CE 954542 Hazel McCallion Sr PSSS - 07CE 954542 Hazel McCallion Sr PSNgày trước
  • I completely agree that Harry’s screams are absolutely hilarious

    Fifththrone 9303Fifththrone 9303Ngày trước
  • Every decent Hollywood actor ever: English export

    James WolfeJames Wolfe2 ngày trước
  • What did the British make? Your country maybe? And also your legal system and the industrial revolution

    Oliver ChanningOliver Channing2 ngày trước

    Zombie CatZombie Cat2 ngày trước
  • I love that whenever Marcus want to say "booty" he plays "Toxic".

    En-Pei LiuEn-Pei Liu2 ngày trước
  • .

    An Alien From Area 51An Alien From Area 512 ngày trước
  • Bro is in white face

    Grand DadGrand Dad2 ngày trước
  • I love the goblet of fire!!!! My favorite one!!!

    Benny The RolliNstOnerBenny The RolliNstOner2 ngày trước
  • I fckin lost it when he put Ellie's face on Harry :))))))

  • The white face lmao

    Caron RogersCaron Rogers2 ngày trước
  • We have made a lot but it isnt shown in america

    Monty BoonMonty Boon2 ngày trước
  • why do you guys care so much if she's transphobic? harry potter is good I like it no matter what she does. why would you be controlled by her opinions and force yourself not to consume a piece of media you like? It's like these ridiculous people who skip Micheal Jackson songs. They're good no matter what. You can't cancel everyone and the bar of being pristine get higher every year :D

    Agata InventioAgata Inventio3 ngày trước
    • You know he wasn’t a peadophile because there was no proof and he was proved innocent twice in court and that documentary was full of lies

      Steve 699Steve 699Ngày trước
  • If I only watched and listened and consumed things and media, only from people that I agreed with, I’d probably be watching a bunch of garbage. The Pianist is one of the most powerful movies I’ve ever seen despite Polanski being a POS. There will probably always the issue of separating the art from the artist. That’s the fun of art.

    likeaZ6likeaZ63 ngày trước
  • MONTY PYTHON is british?????

    TheScar3croTheScar3cro3 ngày trước
  • Voldemort gave Lucius the diary for safe-keeping and told him to smuggle it into Hogwarts if he told him to, in order to reopen the Chamber of Secrets. After Voldemort fell the first time and Lucius was convinced that Voldemort wouldn't return, he smuggled the book in mainly to discredit Arthur Weasley by causing his daughter to open the Chamber of Secrets, without the knowledge that it was a Horcrux. Yes, it was probably retconned, but Rowling didn't do that bad of a job of explaining it. I like your videos but I find that bits and pieces of your criticisms of Harry Potter movies, including the Fantastic Beasts movies are incorrect, simply because you didn't read or don't remember the books. For example, when you questioned why the Ministry couldn't just apparate Grindelwald across the Atlantic Ocean lol.

    SagBobetSagBobet4 ngày trước
  • Personally for me, the fact that Cedric Diggory was more of a side character in the fourth movie actually made his death stand out MORE than if he had dominated more screen time. The audience, and the kids at school, are all so focused on the other main characters that they somewhat take his presence for granted. Only after his death comes do they realize that this is a world where anyone and everyone can be in danger, not just Harry, and not just adults. At least that's how I saw it

    Ben VogelpohlBen Vogelpohl4 ngày trước
  • Marcus, the difference between Avada kedavra and other spell with the possibility of killing someone is that the killing curse is unblockable

    Ryan SacramoneRyan Sacramone4 ngày trước
  • Welp....... it’s quite obvious that you completely missed some of the plot points in The Chamber of Secrets... the cat was not dead, it was petrified.. like the cat being petrified is literally the introduction to the concept of people being petrified rather than killed because no body makes direct eye contact with the basilisk (hermione through her mirror, Colin with his camera etc). That is literally said OUT LOUD in the movie to explain the the plot, so I’m not sure how you missed it 🤔😂

    Tangerines grow on treesTangerines grow on trees4 ngày trước
    • Dude it was a joke

      Kokuspalme014 FKokuspalme014 F2 ngày trước
  • I think the thing about the avada cadbra spell why its illegal is because there is no way to block it and you can find intricate ways of blocking the other ones idk tho

    Scotty JohnsonScotty Johnson5 ngày trước
  • Wait... are you wearing whiteface?!

    NZAnimeMangaNZAnimeManga5 ngày trước
  • Oh you went to college.....makes sense with all the sjw nonsense in your otherwise entertaining vids.

    Jeramy JayJeramy Jay6 ngày trước
    • So you're calling someone stupid, because they went to college? ok

      Victor Beidil JohnsenVictor Beidil Johnsen2 ngày trước
  • Damn Where's the respect for chamber of secrets

    Gaming GiantGaming Giant6 ngày trước

    Dashi Barker HussarDashi Barker Hussar6 ngày trước
  • Dobby is just Gollum before crack destroyed his life.

    Close.Quarters.RamenClose.Quarters.Ramen6 ngày trước
  • Nobody going to call him out for white face? Not one "cancel the cosmonaut!"? Ok, seems a like a pretty weird bias, but I'll play along.

    Close.Quarters.RamenClose.Quarters.Ramen6 ngày trước
  • I just found out that Alfonso Cuarón directed the “I Am Autism” ad sooooo that doesn’t make him that much better than Rowling: it arguably makes him worse.

    OscarOscar6 ngày trước
  • Still as them being kid actors in the first movie and you say they're not as amazing as all the other movies when they especially try to act dramatically It's easy to really still be emersed cause kids don't see the world as dramatically as when they get older so somehow it works Still I think the first is the best movie it has colour vibrancy and fun especially the cloudy magical movie art look, a lot after started looking all the same them all standing together... And started getting more mud coloured with the movies

    Choco Drew 鯉カワイイChoco Drew 鯉カワイイ6 ngày trước
  • I will say that the entire plot of the Goblet of fire revolves around Crouch Jr impersonation Moody to get hired at Hogwarts. The story won't happen without it. That was Voldemort's whole scheme. Then again, it could've easily been the real Moody under and Imperius Curse, which would've worked better for the character, and the foreshadowing of the Unforgivable Curses.

    WanderingRandomerWanderingRandomer6 ngày trước
  • Marvolo totally sounds wizardy. If you saw a Vegas magician called "The Great Marvolo", you'd buy that shit.

    WanderingRandomerWanderingRandomer6 ngày trước
  • 7:14 Is it not obvious that Quirrel is trying to kill Harry by bucking him off the broom so he falls? That's always what I assumed.

    WanderingRandomerWanderingRandomer6 ngày trước
    • @WanderingRandomer I know right? But it's kinda funny to imagine Voldemort telling Quirrell: "Make him fall off his broomstick. It will ruin that little fucker's quidditch match".

      Victor Beidil JohnsenVictor Beidil Johnsen2 ngày trước
    • @Victor Beidil Johnsen That's true, I suppose. Kind of a shitty plan, really.

      WanderingRandomerWanderingRandomer2 ngày trước
    • But there are also other kids that fall from that height, and they don't die.

      Victor Beidil JohnsenVictor Beidil Johnsen2 ngày trước
  • Does Chris Pratt really not support gay right?

    WanderingRandomerWanderingRandomer6 ngày trước
  • F he is going to be cancelled for doing white face.

    Derpy BearDerpy Bear7 ngày trước
  • Yes Garth Marenghi reference!!

    Shane BarnierShane Barnier7 ngày trước
  • Someone’s personal views should not and does not take away from a creators work. Their work should be viewed separately from their character.

    Bryce SutfinBryce Sutfin7 ngày trước
  • The time-turner doesn’t create a plot-hole because they can’t change the past if it already happened which is reinforced because of the patronus scenes where Harry realizes that he was the one that he saw.

    Luke SLuke S7 ngày trước
  • We not gonna talk about the whit face??? Lol

    Dan KrenickDan Krenick7 ngày trước
  • The slide whistle at 32:40 is fucking golden.

    Matthew KentMatthew Kent7 ngày trước
  • Cedric literally dies and Wizard Hitler comes back from the dead to subjugate the world Ron: You think we’ll ever have a normal year at hogwarts?

    Ze BruhZe Bruh7 ngày trước
  • I'm not a massive Harry Potter fan I like the last one and I love the third one its like horror for kids but it's out just me or is dumbledor not like a massive prick who was just keeping Harry handy to kill him one day when it was most convenient?

    John RaffertyJohn Rafferty7 ngày trước
    • Also why did you have yo mention Emma Watson acting with her eyebrows it's all I can see now

      John RaffertyJohn Rafferty7 ngày trước
  • Has Jk rowling had some kind of drama? I know she was memes before but I haven't heard anything since.

    TheOneWithoutALifeTheOneWithoutALife7 ngày trước
  • JK Rowling sadly is a really good writer when it comes to creating Harry Potter however I don't agree with the shit she puts in her books or in her movies. I think Rowling purposely changes shit so that way it triggers her readers. You can't do that as an author unless there's a good reason behind it all but for her it's just for attention.

    nintendogeek45 Nantaunintendogeek45 Nantau7 ngày trước
  • 31:15 that's because all other killing spells other than Avada Kedabra are made up for the movie. Killing is taken very seriously in the Potterverse, you will remember Slughorn saying that killing is against nature and it tears the soul apart?

    Ayanavo LahiriAyanavo Lahiri8 ngày trước
  • All the Harry Potter stories had one thing in common, they all are a mixture of fictionalised world and a detective novel.

    Ayanavo LahiriAyanavo Lahiri8 ngày trước
  • I know I'm going to sound really stupid but is it called the sorcerers stone in America?

    Sunfire2009 _Sunfire2009 _8 ngày trước
  • so many of these critiques are rlly paper thin and nitpicking or just plain wrong

    Nigerian PrinceNigerian Prince9 ngày trước
  • I'm not HP expert but the point you make about forbidden spells and killing people, my logic is consider this: the spells can and do great harm, but are meant to debilitated, and mame but not kill. a knife can stab someone but a gun Will kill someone. so many spells can fuck you up but avada will point blNk absolutely kill no questions asked, which is kinda fucked when you think of it that way

    Lowkey LokiLowkey Loki9 ngày trước
  • You had mentioned that Harry seems like an asshole and is angry most of the time. But, to me, that made him all the more relatable. Especially when he was a teen. Previously, because he was built as this hero in the first two stories, he felt like he was placed upon a pedestal and I couldn't quite relate to him. But once they began introducing him standing up to people and him getting oppressed by his foster family and even some of his friends, I liked it because I definitely was an angry person when I was younger, at a time when nobody seemed to understand.

    Sakura Bloom Ltd.Sakura Bloom Ltd.9 ngày trước
  • American

    Mackev _Mackev _10 ngày trước
  • U didnt Talk about Hegrid :(

    PabloPablo10 ngày trước
  • Sorry, I have to. Voldemort did not need Harry to reform, he could use anyone who considered him an enemy. Voldemort chose to use Harry's blood which turned out to be his biggest mistake, it was never a rule.

    Erik JohanssonErik Johansson10 ngày trước
    • Fun video though and obviously the movies is a separate entity from the books!

      Erik JohanssonErik Johansson10 ngày trước
  • Prisoner of Azkaban is the least sold Harry Potter movie, and it's way more sold than the most sold Twilight movie

    DrNaiDrNai10 ngày trước
  • Unsubscribing due too white face

    Ezekiel MoñtanoEzekiel Moñtano11 ngày trước
  • so you can constitute evil itself as a physical force? badass.

    brian thomasbrian thomas11 ngày trước
  • 🐈‍⬛ cos got a milly, litty?

    Noah Be niceNoah Be nice11 ngày trước
  • I really doubt that he’s read any of the books

    Aoun ShehadehAoun Shehadeh11 ngày trước
  • Actualy Avada Kadava is not dumb. Its only use is to kill. Like a gun. Which are illigal. Can another spall or a knife kill? Sure, but they can do other things too. A gun or avada kadava can't. The other deadly spells are extrmly stong versions or a comvination. But yes, for a story about magic it's extremly uncreativ

    Hana AbaHana Aba11 ngày trước
  • Holy shit I never realized the thing with Hermione and the mirror in 3 and my mind was blown

    JackTheLionJackTheLion12 ngày trước
  • My boy Riddle hit the hardest 'woah' 15:44

    Aren ZooberAren Zoober12 ngày trước
  • Did anyone else remember if he said something about Harry saving Ginny's life for his in Chamber and that he said it was really cool.

    Theodore BurdenskiTheodore Burdenski12 ngày trước
  • The scene where Lucius tries to kill Harry was only in the films, in the book he just gets pissed off.

    M.C ProductionsM.C Productions13 ngày trước
  • Twitter convinced dude to hate a woman he loves. Social media sucks.

    Joel DJoel D13 ngày trước
  • Great vid! I agree that the 3rd movie is probably the best one and the most entertaining one. But the time travel stuff presents another problem outside of the things you mention. If time is a loop, does that mean that there was always a future Harry to save past Harry? Like who saved the very first Harry so that he could go back in time to save himself in the first place? I haven’t seen it in a while so I might have missed something, but that was the major flaw that I saw with this iteration of time travel.

    Twilight BlazeTwilight Blaze13 ngày trước
  • the way they should have split goblet of fire in two? have the first two tasks in the first movie, and leave it on a cliffhanger before the third task happens in the second one?

    spicy mintspicy mint13 ngày trước
  • ill be honest ive read fanfics that reexplain harry potter lore better than JK Rowling,,, one i read said timeturners become unstable the longer you try to go back in time. another that basically revolves around time travel and establishes the difference between time turners (temporary time travel), and other devices,,, like cmon now JK really has one brain cell

    spicy mintspicy mint13 ngày trước
  • Past tense of cast is cast

    soapie sinssoapie sins13 ngày trước
  • This series’ ability to generate a climax in the viewer is something I’ve never experienced before (I’m not a fan of movies in general)

    Verza Jr.Verza Jr.13 ngày trước
  • Oh boy, lucky that you arent white and coloured your face black

    Coolboy 99Coolboy 9913 ngày trước
  • White face?....YES

    That one PersonThat one Person14 ngày trước

    KilluaKillua14 ngày trước
  • 7:14. this has been said better in the books, but he wanted to create a "accident" so harry would be weakened

    flupsdarupsflupsdarups14 ngày trước
  • I never understood how they could revive Nearly Headless Nick, in "Chamber of Secrets", since ghosts can't drink the mandrake potion...

    Alice BoccafogliAlice Boccafogli14 ngày trước
  • So this fruitcake hates on SJW Rowling for not being SJW enough LMAO

    Grobarchina KomanchinaGrobarchina Komanchina14 ngày trước
  • 34:29 lmao you are just someone who love children suffering

    ARKARK14 ngày trước
  • The ruddy fertilizer hisologically bow because force conversantly ban amid a thundering neck. amuck, jealous line

    Metz WaldronMetz Waldron14 ngày trước
  • This guy: Why did quirrel wanna sabotage the quidditch game for no reason? Me: Boi have you not noticed that he was tryna knock Harry offf the broom and fall to the ground to die-

    The Wizard KidThe Wizard Kid14 ngày trước
    • But there are also other kids that fall from that height, and they don't die.

      Victor Beidil JohnsenVictor Beidil Johnsen2 ngày trước
  • Ron is hated on often in the movies and I get that - but that is only the fault of the shitty screenwriter, whose favorite character has always been Hermione and it shows from the 3rd movie onward. It's a pity, because in the books, Ron is really cool and one of my favourite characters. In the movies... he is just an asshole. Same goes for Ginny btw.

    Miroslav HarantMiroslav Harant15 ngày trước
  • I hate JK Rowling and I'm actually so happy now that I bought all the movies and books used so I didn't give her any money lol

    ShirayaShiraya15 ngày trước
  • Yeah the 3rd movie was tight

    alexalex15 ngày trước
  • goblet of fire is still the worst tbh

    depressed cockroachdepressed cockroach15 ngày trước
  • "Harry Potter 2 is really long!" Order of Phoenix: Am I a joke to you?

    TAEKOOKIE!!!TAEKOOKIE!!!16 ngày trước
    • Book wise yea

      Coolest coolCoolest cool14 ngày trước
  • This video killed me. it was fucking hilarious

    kry0stat1skry0stat1s16 ngày trước
  • Every once in a while I visit cosmonaut classics, and I think both of these Harry Potter videos have made my list

    Good grief SamGood grief Sam16 ngày trước