Harry Potter - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (part 1)

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  • I know I pronounce "Rowling" wrong. I'll pronounce it right when she learns what the word transphobia means :^)

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourThe Cosmonaut Variety Hour4 tháng trước
    • Oh shit you killed her

      NameName2 ngày trước
    • @Artsymis i mean they are not women so what is wrong in her pointing the obvious

      Affan SamiAffan Sami11 ngày trước
    • @Alex Carosone she said biological sex is real and that most menstrators are women. But alot of people are acting like she said "trans people are delusional and pretending" and just people wanting to start drama 😂

      Jai'el Felius 'O1Jai'el Felius 'O111 ngày trước
    • When YOU learn. She isnt even transphobic lol

      Jai'el Felius 'O1Jai'el Felius 'O111 ngày trước
    • Nice white face Marcus.

      Brennan GrayBrennan Gray18 ngày trước
  • That part when you realize that Harry Potter is like a shounen protagonist with the one "ol' reliable" technique

    JetBlackXtremeJetBlackXtreme6 giờ trước
  • 10:58

    CJ SyblikCJ Syblik19 giờ trước
  • Giant nascar snake sipping a bud light

    Darth StormtrooperDarth StormtrooperNgày trước
  • *4* It’s kind of odd how we got here, but the video was good, so this is stop #4

    saigosaigoNgày trước
  • i don't like the fourth movie because of how cedric was introduced to die

    siy beanssiy beansNgày trước
  • When did Chris Pratt not support gay rights?

    BringleBoyBringleBoyNgày trước

    IrohIroh2 ngày trước
  • Go for you from Netflix

    VEDANT S.VEDANT S.2 ngày trước
  • Ellie. 9:15

    Matteo PellizzariMatteo Pellizzari2 ngày trước
  • Man those dementors don’t make any sense to me, they are supposed to be the guards of Azkaban but they suck at their jobs and literally go to kill the first person they see in their way

    João Vitor Farina BragaJoão Vitor Farina Braga3 ngày trước
  • I will be honest and say that even as a kid when i first saw Goblet of Fire in the theaters i didn't like it as much as the other films. My major issues with this film is how the characters can be really unlikable like Ron and Hermione along with Dumbledore yelling at Harry about The Goblet of Fire which is completely different from the book. The "romance" between Harry and Cho Chang was pretty bad since they never do anything other than give eye directions and faces, act awkward with one another and her dating Cedric never has any effect on Harry's relationship with the latter which makes the dating part kinda pointless and only serves as a fake love interest for Harry so that he can be paired with Ginny. And on that note GoF never develops Cedric as a character along with his friendship with Harry and only exists as just a Triwizard opponent against Harry and having an awkward friendship with Harry which makes his death and Harry's reaction to it feel rather empty. Barty Crouch Jr is a pointless edition to the series since he dies in the exact same part of the series along with making scenes with Alastor Moody feel empty since that wasn't the real Alastor. Lastly the Yule Ball is without a doubt the single worst part in the Harry Potter films since this is the part that makes the characters really unbearable to watch, especially with Ron along with making him look like a butt monkey because somebody who writes the script hates him, has a horrendously awful rock song that feels completely out of place in Harry Potter and was there just to pander to the American crowd and finally is very pointless to the story since it's never used to develop relationship and is completely forgotten once it ends which makes the whole thing one giant excruciating and cringe worthy waste of time. They could have cut it out and focused more on developing Harry and Cedric's friendship to make the latter's death feel more tragic than what we got. Overall it isn't a bad movie and there are some great parts like Voldemort's return and the spirits helping Harry against Voldemort but had too many issue to prevent me from fully enjoying the film.

    Stefan RadebachStefan Radebach3 ngày trước
  • Did marky do white face?

    Benjamin LeeBenjamin Lee3 ngày trước
  • Hagret graduates from slavery , to indentured servant 😂😂

    Archer 96Archer 963 ngày trước
  • Dumbledore asked calmly.

    Nikola Neki PehNikola Neki Peh3 ngày trước
  • Imagine if a white guy did that for a black character. So many people would be mad

    ToBeZuccToBeZucc3 ngày trước
  • J.K Rowling be like: 5:38

    Good grief SamGood grief Sam4 ngày trước
  • i used to hate the third harry potter movie because it strayed pretty far from the book

    Mystique ?Mystique ?4 ngày trước
  • The virgin prisoner of azkaban: time travel macguffin that ruins the continuity of the entire series, plot revolves around saving a dumb animal, started trend of the films getting darker and washed out, lacks the charm of the first two movies, Harry is afraid to kiss dementors so he is obviously homophobic Vs. The chad chamber of secrets: racist snake is clever enough to sneak through walls undetected and is an actual threat, lockhart is great foil to snape, parseltongue reveal, glorious green color palette, Harry literally kills the snake with a fucking sword and uses its fucking fang to kill voldemort, also Dobby is cute and memorable

    Jus VJus V4 ngày trước
  • 14:39 is my single favorite clip out of the two videos combined

    Ryland NelsonRyland Nelson4 ngày trước
  • 8:10 because Voldemort was gonna use the sorcerer's stone instead but harry made his plan go oof

    nahnah4 ngày trước
  • 8:59 Holly fuck. I realized that too just now lol

    Omega AlexOmega Alex5 ngày trước
  • It’s simple JK Simmons is the best JK next to “Just Kidding” and JK Rowling is the worst

    Allan RuizAllan Ruiz5 ngày trước
  • 29:00

    Pugplays464Pugplays4645 ngày trước
  • The problem isn't with Avada Kedavra. The problem is that people are simple minded. If the bad wizards used different spells, people would be asking why they can't just spam Avada Kedavra instead.

    Oggie KrsticOggie Krstic5 ngày trước
  • Nice ian brown appearance in the third film too

    Cal JamesCal James5 ngày trước
  • I swear Voldemort wanted to kill Harry in movie one because his aim for returning was using the philosopher's (sorcerer for Americans) stone and not using Harry. He only used Harry to gain his body back after the stone was destroyed and that became his best option.

    DankBlisseyDankBlissey6 ngày trước
  • C'mon dude don't come at my man Chris Pratt like that. Dude's a Christian, that's his religion. :/

    Jesus ChristJesus Christ6 ngày trước
  • Should have ranked them on which film had the best LEGO sets. Goblet of Fire wins every time.

    Charlie CCharlie C6 ngày trước
  • ron became a teenager.

    Vesin_Vesin_6 ngày trước
  • ‘Just make Wormtail put Harry’s name in the Goblet of fire’. That would have made so much sense...

    Charlie BrownjohnCharlie Brownjohn6 ngày trước
  • Best four films imo are as follows 1. Prisoner of Azkaban 2. Order of the Phoenix 3. Sorcerer's Stone 4. Deathly Hallows part 2 The rest are passable at best and worst a horrible teen romance that should be ashamed of itself. Looking at you Half-blood Prince.

    George ThomasGeorge Thomas6 ngày trước
  • I wanna watch this but are there spoilers?? Please say no lol

    Love LifeLove Life6 ngày trước
  • Hahaha the first 6 seconds made me laugh 🤣

    Love LifeLove Life6 ngày trước
  • The amount of people who I talked with who say "mad-eye moody is one of my favorite characters" completely forgetting he isn't moody is astounding. People just choose to forget this ridiculous plot to maintain the memory of a great character, and honestly, I don't blame 'em, the movie is actually much better when you consciously pretend this is not a thing

    Davi GurgelDavi Gurgel6 ngày trước
  • I laughed so hard everytime he said Racist Snake

    OneBlackOtaku 1OneBlackOtaku 16 ngày trước
  • Can kids just sorta fly away from b Thes school lol

    JJ7 ngày trước
  • Harry Potter 3 the best fuck your all

    JJ7 ngày trước
  • Voldemort gave the horcrux to Lucius, as he was still too weak to deliver it to hogwarts himself. Great video though.

    Daniel BrannonDaniel Brannon7 ngày trước
  • Honestly still think it might have even been stronger had Cedric been a romantic interest for Harry but that is farrrrrr too much for JK Rowling to ever consider lmao

    Zoe Ann JordanZoe Ann Jordan7 ngày trước
  • Harry Potter 5 is my favorite, personally.

    Melon Tart VAMelon Tart VA8 ngày trước
  • I sort of always assumed that Mad-Eye acted that way when he wasn't wizard Doctor Who or else everyone would be like. "Who the fuck are you and what did you do with Mad-Eye?" I just assumed he was playing a part.

    TheBatfink38TheBatfink388 ngày trước
  • My question is why do you have to boycott the things jk Rowling made just because you don’t like her. For example Micheal Jackson has been accused of being a pedophile but his music was still amazing and I still love his music

    Joshua BaldwinJoshua Baldwin9 ngày trước
  • Actually Harry and Cedrics relationship worked for me but I’m a huge goblet of fire fanboy. Harry was like lowkey jealous of Cedric bc Harry was kinda used to being the “chosen” one.

    GnarrcanGnarrcan9 ngày trước
  • The reveal that snape is a good guy was so crazy to 8 yr old me reading Harry Potter.

    GnarrcanGnarrcan9 ngày trước
  • Seeing how much you like to bash on JK Rowling, it sounds like you think u could’ve done better 😂

    HP2011HP20119 ngày trước
  • So what if she said that about trans people?? It’s not like it’s not true.

    HP2011HP20119 ngày trước
  • Giving an extremely powerful time turner to kids and never using it egain in the series is super easy bearly an inconvenience

    Γιαννης_ hustlaΓιαννης_ hustla9 ngày trước
  • Uh... there are some plot elements for some stories that you either didn't represent correctly for better affect of your critique or you didn't understand. For example Philosopher's Stone, Quirrell was trying to kill Harry but make it look like an accident. Voldemort wanted Harry dead. He only used Harry's blood to get around the protection he was given. Voldemort didn't know about this protection until their fight at the end of the book. Chamber of Secrets, Lucius gets rid of the diary because the Ministry is conducting raids looking for dark artifacts. That is also why he was at Borgin and Burkes selling his dark magical artifacts. His hope is to frame Arthur for having a dark magical artifact by giving Ginny a diary connected to Voldemort. He only knew it belonged to Voldemort and it contained dark magic. He had no idea it would possess Ginny Weasley. Voldemort's original plan was to send the dairy back on his command to open the chamber, Lucius just got rid of it to cover his ass. For Goblet of Fire, the Croutch storyline gives the readers the dynamic of the remaining Death Eaters, there are the fanatics like Croutch Jr. and Bellatrix and there are those that follow when it benefits themselves like the Malfoys. It also helps explain how Croutch Jr. was able to rig the game to get Harry to the final portkey.

    Taylor ATaylor A9 ngày trước
  • i saw the HP 1-2 at school with my GF, back in the day. the school had organized movie nights in the gymnasium. later when the 3rd movie came out i was so disappointing. later it was even worst when harry was 30yo i didnt even bother to watch them. it was then i realized the good times are always temporary.

    Francois DupontFrancois Dupont9 ngày trước
  • Fun fact: the scene with Lucious at the end of the Chmaber of Secrets was actually improv. I forget if he was suppose to pull out his wand, but the reason he used avada kadava was its the only spell the actor was able to remeber

    Armybeast18Armybeast189 ngày trước
  • Is that sans s song?

    CompleteEpicnessCompleteEpicness9 ngày trước
  • I've watched this 4 or 5 times now and I still laugh everytime the main villain is called Jeff Bezos in movie 1

    Paul StainkerPaul Stainker9 ngày trước
  • digging the white face

    Rodney CoolRodney Cool9 ngày trước
  • I've always liked your videos. And even though I expected you to mention how the 3rd movie takes this shit to 11 it was still nice for someone to acknowledge it. Also your bashing of gravity was pretty respectable

    Lochlann TurnerLochlann Turner9 ngày trước
  • Also Chris Pratt did nothing wrong

    LittleboyboiLittleboyboi9 ngày trước
  • You can separate the art from the artist

    LittleboyboiLittleboyboi9 ngày trước
  • The reason Dumbledore Hires Lockhart is so that Harry doesn’t become like Lockhart and all driven by his fame.

    Craze -xCraze -x10 ngày trước
  • 8:07 I agree that I Jk probably didn’t plan everything from the start but the reason Voldemort tried to kill him int eh frost movie was to get the philosopher’s stone. And I’m pretty sure the Philosopher’s stone would make Voldemort immortal.

    Craze -xCraze -x10 ngày trước
  • Nice reviews but I would give all the movies a 10/10 yes all of them, I don’t hate any of them but my favourites are The chamber of secrets, Order of Phoenix and deathly hallows part 2

    Billbo KamBillbo Kam10 ngày trước
  • arctic monkeys supremacy

    Something stupidSomething stupid10 ngày trước
  • Dumbledore did know that Lockhart was a fraud, he only hired him because he was the only person interested in the defense against the dark arts job.

    PrestondoesstuffPrestondoesstuff10 ngày trước
  • Sort by newest first and take a shot everytime you see a "white face? I'm offended" or a transfobic comment.

    Todd HowardTodd Howard10 ngày trước
  • Are you in "White Face"? Is that even a thing? OK

    Bosco DooleyBosco Dooley11 ngày trước
  • Actually the time travel in the 3rd movie makes sense. Hermoine and Harry go back in time, but they don't change the timeline. Everything that they did while timetraveling happend when they were at the "real" moment. The stupid thing is that J.K. changed the way time traveling works in the cursed child

    Rayna SomersRayna Somers11 ngày trước
  • Wow you horrible misogynist. Attacking a poor defenseless woman for defending her own sex. Stop using trans issues to disguise your hatred of women!

    Gary hGary h11 ngày trước
  • The thing that bothers me most about this series is that as much as book 4 is my favorite...I can't believe Voldemorts plan was really to get Harry to touch the Triwizard Cup. I mean Barry Crouch Jr could have turned any fucking item into a port key, but JK had a whole book to write so. I constantly change my mind between books 4 & 6 as to which one is "best" but this dumb plan really does stick out. A lot of careless writing in an otherwise ingeniously written story

    Mike AMike A11 ngày trước
  • did this dude cosmonaut use white face?

    VierVier11 ngày trước
  • Why is Dumbledore wearing pajamas in the first two movies?

    Matt SupertrampMatt Supertramp11 ngày trước
  • Dumbledore hired Lockhart to show harry what fame can do to someone. Watch SuperCarlinBros' series dumbledores big plan

    KingReptar 96KingReptar 9611 ngày trước
  • Why do u think jk rowling is dumb when what she said is 100% facts and how real life works

    Gustav AnefjällGustav Anefjäll11 ngày trước
    • Transfobic comment #304

      Todd HowardTodd Howard10 ngày trước
  • after reading the books harry has become one of my favorite characters together with snape

    Sofie NSofie N12 ngày trước
  • We also made Lord of the Rings. The books. Not the movies. Still counts!

    Mr. RaccoonMr. Raccoon12 ngày trước
  • The last guy this pale I've seen lacked a nose XD

    HellGrimoHellGrimo12 ngày trước
  • UK has not made much stuff...seriously? UK has tonnes of exports: football, rugby, cricket (3 of the world's biggest sports), scotch whiskey, aston martin, rolls royce, the world wide web, radar technology, the telephone etc.

    Emperor PalpatineEmperor Palpatine12 ngày trước
  • This is a late comment, but the fact that a video calling JKR a TERF was on trendng makes me so happy

    Danny LawsonDanny Lawson12 ngày trước
  • The Greek word Sin means 'miss the mark'. All people miss the mark, so all people sin. The consequence of Sin is spiritual death, aka hell. Jesus of Nazareth, who was God in the flesh of a man, died for the remission of sin, including yours, was buried, and rose form the dead 3 days later. If you simply believe in this to apply to you and trust Jesus to save you from hell then you have everlasting life in heaven. John 6:47 "verily, verily I say unto you, he that believes in me has everlasting life."-Jesus.

    TheModer8terTheModer8ter12 ngày trước
  • I don’t think it was Voldemort’s plan for Lucius to give it to Ginny. That was all Lucius. So after he fucked up retrieving the orb, Voldy was like “fuck this dude. Can’t trust him.” So he simply took his wand away.

    Phil CoulsonPhil Coulson12 ngày trước
  • The reason that Domble Dore hired Lockhart was bc he wanted to expose him for being a fruad

    Aurelio AponteAurelio Aponte12 ngày trước
  • I feel a way for VIworld for creators to fix copyright issues (mainly related to background music) is to allow these segments that are copyrighted to be replaced with new footage. This way you can re-edit the clip by replacing the music without uprooting the whole video

    David ArmstrongDavid Armstrong12 ngày trước
  • Love how someone can do blackface and there life can be over, but he does "Whiteface" and no one cares

    Yo kid McGeeYo kid McGee13 ngày trước
    • I assume you two don't know this. Blackface was used to belittle African Americans throughout the former half of the 1900s. That is why it is seen as racist. White face is far more uncommon, and white people have never been discriminated against too much. It may not make white face ok, but there's a difference.

      Todd HowardTodd Howard10 ngày trước
    • Yeah big double standard

      Mr ApplemanMr Appleman12 ngày trước
  • Lmao best Harry Potter video out there

    bbymintbbymint13 ngày trước
  • he did whiteface?? 😂😂😂

    Andrès LealAndrès Leal13 ngày trước
  • Moody still could’ve put Harry’s name into the Goblet of Fire to “test” him in a way. That could’ve been his thing

    Conor MeehanConor Meehan13 ngày trước
  • Uhhhhh...Chris Pratt has never been outspoken against gay rights. Religion and homophobia aren’t synonyms

    Conor MeehanConor Meehan13 ngày trước
    • I know right. I don’t know where this conspiracy theory came from

      LittleboyboiLittleboyboi9 ngày trước
    • @Conor Meehan ok my bad i didn't know that. But still, supporting pagerU is the definition of transphobia

      Todd HowardTodd Howard10 ngày trước
    • @Todd Howard He doesn’t support them as far as I could see, they just support him. Also my point still stands that he doesn’t have to be homophobic to be at that church; he even said the at his church “accepts all people.”

      Conor MeehanConor Meehan10 ngày trước
    • @Conor Meehan cool, but supporting ppl like shapiro and pageru, kinda sends a message. ALSO, there's plenty of churches that are excepting of gay ppl. I'm apart of one of them.

      Todd HowardTodd Howard10 ngày trước
    • @Promy100 Pretty much every religion that dates back a long time has homophobia in its ideologies. Just because someone practices the faith doesn’t mean they agree with everything the Church says. The author Brandon Sanderson is a practicing Mormon, yet he puts lgbt+ characters in his books. And I don’t know much of what you mean that he “supports” Ben Shapiro or PragurU, seems like they just support him because he’s a religious Hollywood figure.

      Conor MeehanConor Meehan12 ngày trước
  • I was always confused about why Hermanoi? Hermanie? Herminie? I was always confused about why “the girl wizard” would be offended by the word mud$@/$?.

    Mr. RaccoonMr. Raccoon13 ngày trước
  • The British havn't made much, he said... recording on his computer...

    Silver’sPeakSilver’sPeak13 ngày trước
  • I think Ron and Hermione being mean to Harry was so random. The movie makes them come off as real assholes instead of friends that are overshadowed by their one friend.

    Oggie KrsticOggie Krstic13 ngày trước
  • yo i love this. watching movieflame complain about goblet of fire for cutting out most of the barty crouch storyline, then you complain about why there is too much of it. i agree with you way more honestly

    njhnjh13 ngày trước
  • Let me complain about J.K. being trans-phobic and show up in white face in the first minute of this video.... White face is not oke, just like black face, and orange face. (which is obviously how trump is also racist to Cheetos)

    SteveSteve14 ngày trước
  • Why does not supporting gay rights make someone a bad person

    jake dilbeckjake dilbeck14 ngày trước
    • I think ots pretty self-explanatory. The fact that you have to ask that question is pretty telling.

      Todd HowardTodd Howard10 ngày trước
  • C'mon man, you really had to throw in a Chris Pratt jab real quick? That beautiful man did nothing wrong.

    Dizzle BambizzleDizzle Bambizzle14 ngày trước
  • i get that this video is about the movies specifically, but that being said, most of the story issues are a problem with adaptation cuts and changes and are solved in the books. the moody problem especially. i still love the video though.

    nick woodennick wooden14 ngày trước
  • Imo the best part about the books were actually the detective mystery plots, like the Barty Crouch story in Goblet of Fire. They actually simplified it for the movie, which made it worse and still ended up being too much with everything else that was going on. Bit of a shame.

    Jerry KreutzJerry Kreutz15 ngày trước
  • The third and the fifth one were my absolute favourite

    max flaischmax flaisch16 ngày trước
  • "The British haven't made that much stuff." Classic Rock: "Am I a joke to you!?"

    Caleb RandsCaleb Rands16 ngày trước
  • 3:44 I’ll take that into account if I have kids

    DavidTheWhaleDavidTheWhale17 ngày trước
  • 5:37 "OOooh, this man is GAY" IM DYING

    Catherine PoteatCatherine Poteat17 ngày trước
    • Same I choked on my drink no joke

      Crusty BagelllCrusty Bagelll13 ngày trước
  • Fun fact Lucius Malloy trying to kill Harry was just him forgetting his line and saying the first thing that comes to mind

    SkellieSkellie17 ngày trước
  • All the things that you bring up as "unplanned" are excplained in the books, I get that u are reviewing the movies but still. Just read the books.

    tortillapizzatortillapizza17 ngày trước