Harry Potter - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (part 2)

04 Th01, 2021
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  • The video was supposed to be out a week ago but WB was fighting me. Oh well! Enjoy!

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourThe Cosmonaut Variety HourTháng trước
    • dude please do Diary of a Wimpy Kid I wanna hear you roast the fuck out of the last few movies DDDx

      Pablo RojasPablo RojasTháng trước
    • If you enjoyed this, go check out my Harry Potter video BRAH

      Mr. CinematicMr. CinematicTháng trước
    • Do this is the end

      KristinthecopycatninjaKristinthecopycatninjaTháng trước
    • Can you talk about the dark knight trilogy next

      Rylan thompsonRylan thompsonTháng trước
    • @Passione Nero I mean everyone makes mistakes. Theres no such thing as a perfect video. It's also the pandemic

      carealoo744carealoo744Tháng trước
  • the books are better than the films full stop

    che sanghache sangha5 phút trước
  • David Yates sucks. Also it feels like the dark, murky look Is the go to these days. Easier for them to blend CGI and that type of stuff, and I hate it

    CamPopplestoneCamPopplestone56 phút trước
  • I like #6

    Ian RobbelothIan Robbeloth2 giờ trước
  • Third. The sixth was actually my favorite book, in spite of the fact that the plot relies on a ridiculous circumstance.

    Mitchell MMitchell M3 giờ trước
  • Half Blood Prince is actually my fav movie. The emotions are played out really well and I think the characters are shown in a different light that reveals more about them, plus cinematically even if you dont like the color grading, the shots are beautiful and well done

    Corey ShermanCorey Sherman10 giờ trước
  • Prison of Azkaban is the best movie in the harry potter series, but it isn’t the best harry potter movie.

    ben scoinsben scoins18 giờ trước
  • I know it’s late but you’re wrong about Dumbledore not knowing about horcruxes. Ignoring the books, that’s why Dumbledore’s hand is all burned and dying, because he put the cursed horcrux ring on before destroying it. Which would have been in the summer in between Phoenix and Prince.

    Reluctant RealistReluctant Realist19 giờ trước
  • Half-Blood Prince is my favorite, though I can recognize I'm biased and it's not really that good.

    ShojiShojiNgày trước
  • I like Goblet of Fire the best, it is a mix of shounen tournament and a high school rom-com.

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • ily

    MicronLOLMicronLOLNgày trước
  • Cho Chang is such an odd character ... It is weird that you don't have a character that should be beautiful (as to justify a crush without interaction) look pretty meh, and then... What is her nationality? Cuz her name is so stupid.

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • I stopped at Harry Potter 5. Slept a lot during it.

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • goblet of fire

    Charles McCoyCharles McCoyNgày trước
  • As a stand alone film my favourite has always been Prisoner of Azkaban, but I can’t help but be disappointed by the exclusion of the Marauders and their story, because I absolutely LOVED that in the book. Funnily enough though, my favourite book is Half-Blood Prince, but the movie adaptation is my least favourite.

    Marie Lund AsholtMarie Lund AsholtNgày trước
  • Thank the gods you mentioned Malfoy!

    Jackson WeedJackson WeedNgày trước
  • Deathly hollows is my favourite book and Half-blood is my favourite movie

    SS - 07CE 954542 Hazel McCallion Sr PSSS - 07CE 954542 Hazel McCallion Sr PSNgày trước
  • My favorite part of this video is you are using Aesop Rock's beat in the background

    Ramon CoronaRamon Corona2 ngày trước
  • The fact that I never thought of naruto and Harry Potter is so similar with the stories astounds me holy fuck

    VeriaxVeriax2 ngày trước
  • “I got your bird bitch.”

    Katleho LukaKatleho Luka2 ngày trước
  • Prisoner of Azkaban is definitely my favorite but order of the phoenix and goblet of fire are tied on second place

    HumanHuman2 ngày trước
  • I just read the last book again this week. you compared the movie to endgame and I have to disagree. the reason why endgame works so perfectly is not the fight between thanos and the avengers. yes that part is cool but its not what makes the movie so satisfying. its the portals scene. waiting like 25 movies for this one scene and finally the cavalry is arriving. that moment was missed out in the movie but its in the book. the last fight in the great hall when the house elves, centaurs and basically everybody and their mum arrives to fight off the death eaters. that scene drives tears in my eyes everyt time I read it AND THEY SKIPPED IT IN THE MOVIE?!

    VideosVideos2 ngày trước
  • Im glad the third one is top. Its the one that made me feel things. I feel so validated

    squaredsquared3 ngày trước
  • I rly liked the 5. movie for some reason. Its also one of my favourite books in the series and yes the kept a lot of the good stuff out of the movie (the book has around 1000 pages iirc) but I think they kept the spirit of this part way better than they did with the 4. book (god that movie was awful. the subplot of crouch was so damn underwritten it makes no sense in the movie)

    VideosVideos3 ngày trước
  • Hello, actual Chinese here. Chou Chang means melancholy in: fitting but blatant.

    Lucid On OccasionLucid On Occasion3 ngày trước
  • I really like 7 as well

    Sawyer HillSawyer Hill3 ngày trước
  • Dumbledore did know about Horcruxes before the start of book 6. He destroyed the Gaunt family ring before the story started. That's why his arm was all fucked up throughout the story. Unfortunately, the movie glosses over important aspects of Voldemort's backstory and Harry's lessons with Dumbledore in favor of trying to be a romantic comedy (only to flub that too).

    James WisniewskiJames Wisniewski3 ngày trước
  • It's not necessarily true that Dumbledore didn't know about horcruxes... in fact it's not true. He blocked books from the library that detailed how to make them. So he knew about them. He just wasn't sure if Tom Riddle had used them.

    Neil O'ConnorNeil O'Connor3 ngày trước
  • That stair scene is subtle but so damn good. My goopy goblin brain never noticed it.

    Matthew NorwoodMatthew Norwood3 ngày trước
  • In the books Dumbledore knows there are horcruxes of Voldemort, but doesnt tell Harry till book 6 so thats still stupîd lol

    GuitaristmalakianGuitaristmalakian4 ngày trước
  • I Love Half-blood and particularly don't like order of the Phoenix. Mostly because I hate that the villain (Umbridge) just holds back harry but poses not real threat like Voldemort. just feels like a place holder villain. half-blood is my third favourite next to Prisoner and DH pt 2 as my favourite

    The Mediocre ProdigyThe Mediocre Prodigy4 ngày trước
  • I actually share your order of ranking here except for the fact that I'd put Chamber of Secrets above Phoenix and Half Blood

    James BellJames Bell5 ngày trước
  • my favorite is 7 part 1

    JinJin was takenJinJin was taken5 ngày trước
  • From best to worst: 8 3 5 6 7 4 1 2

    Duncan ElliottDuncan Elliott5 ngày trước
  • Everything in any story is convenient.....that is the point....

    Jeramy JayJeramy Jay6 ngày trước
    • @outlaw Stone327 how so? Tell me a story, and ill point out everything that appears convenient. Thats the issue with that blanket criticism; how characters meet, convenient, magic exsists convenient, bad guys weakness exposed, convenient, etc etc.

      Jeramy JayJeramy Jay3 ngày trước
    • Shouldn't be *this convenient*

      outlaw Stone327outlaw Stone3275 ngày trước
  • I didn't even know they changed actors for dumbledore.

    Derpy BearDerpy Bear6 ngày trước
  • I'm sorry but The Cosmonaut Variety Hour knows nothing about the movies. Also thee criticism against JK is unwarranted as she is responsible for the books and books alone, not the direction the movies went, so blaming the books for a mistake the movies made is disturbing

    SpiffySpiffy6 ngày trước
    • She was in charge of creative decisions, i think.

      outlaw Stone327outlaw Stone3275 ngày trước
  • Prisoner of Azkaban is my favourite, too. I love the kind of twisted gothic fantasy vibe it has. It's got great sound design, too. I really like the 'whoosy' sound the magic has.

    WanderingRandomerWanderingRandomer6 ngày trước
  • 11:04 Nah mate, that's just British humour. I never read it as rude, just a healthy level of snippy sarcasm that goes with growing up in Britain.

    WanderingRandomerWanderingRandomer6 ngày trước
  • The there’d is my favorite

    Guy CharbonnieresGuy Charbonnieres6 ngày trước
  • I like movie

    Dongo BongoDongo Bongo7 ngày trước
  • Dude. No. Like...come on man. You can’t level accusations of the movies’ writing on Rowling. Never accuse an author for the sins the movie adaptations commit. There are so many accusations you make that are in no way her fault, it’s so clear you never read the books, dude. Talk all you want about how broken the movies are, but don’t accuse a novelist for writing what went through the Hollywood grinder.

    MrBG1138MrBG11387 ngày trước
    • I couldn't have said it better myself. The criticism in these videos are incredibly unwarranted. It's obvious that his criticism is due to JK's character alone and his personal hate towards her (for whatever reason) He barely knows anything about the books, although he implies that he read them which after watching these videos seems very very unlikely

      SpiffySpiffy6 ngày trước
  • UNPOPULAR OPINION: I think this is one of the reasons why the series suffers from not having a consistent crew. Although it’s great to see different styles/interpretations of JK’s source material - the movies suffer from a lack of consistency / tone which the books gradually build on. This is most apparent in the relationship between Sirius and Harry which was built up across two-three books and why the sudden closeness between Harry and Sirius in the fifth book feels arbitrary and his death not really worth mourning. This is also why I’m not a fan of certain characters coming in and out of the spotlight. But yeah that’s my two cents.

    Ilyaas HussainIlyaas Hussain7 ngày trước
  • Damn dude you complain alot

    ghostZkullghostZkull7 ngày trước
  • I've never been more excited while watching a VIworld video then when you used a clip from MBMBAM.

    Harry KinghornHarry Kinghorn7 ngày trước
  • k

    PaddgintongBareAllPaddgintongBareAll8 ngày trước
  • @15:24 unless I’m mistaken, that Snape and Dumbledore conversation about Harry being a Horcrux takes place right before Dumbledore and Harry go Horcrux hunting, you see Snape leave Dumbledore’s office right before Harry walks in

    Ishmael KingIshmael King8 ngày trước
  • wth bro i love the 5th one i think its so much more interesting than all the others

    odlbodlb8 ngày trước
  • LOONA stans be like: did u just-??

    RikkRikk8 ngày trước
  • My fav is the prisoner of azkaban and and the deathly hallows part 2 and yes globlet of fire as well... In fact i like globlet of gire and ceddric diaggry ...although he is under utilized... I like him ...idk but i lije that much😅😅 And thanks for the conclusion lines.... 💕💕

    Manish GuptaManish Gupta8 ngày trước
  • i didn't even remember anything after part 5

    Raza AlamRaza Alam8 ngày trước
  • 10:40 “he doesn’t feel human sometimes” yea obviously he is death, man gave Harry the three deathly hallows. Not really the elder wand but it still gets to him

    AlvinAndTheCumchunksAlvinAndTheCumchunks8 ngày trước
  • 36:25 except for snap his death is handled really well

    julian3julian39 ngày trước
  • When watching this I got the feeling that he has not read the books in awhile. I think J.K. world building is really well done in the books. Additionally, the Death Eater dips after he kills Hedwig to go get Voldemort because he identified the real Harry.

    Charlie DoranCharlie Doran9 ngày trước
  • I don't know, the biggest problem for me in the Harry Potter series is Voldemort. As the main bad guy, he just doesn't feel like he should be. They build him up as this evil badass wizard in the first few movies, they can't even say his name without people pissing themselves, and even his brief appearances in the first movie were both intimidating and well done... but then, in the later movies, he's just... so goofy and dumb. He feels more like the dumb henchman of the antagonist than the actual antagonist, I can't help but laugh when I see his dumb face and his weird mannerisms. I've heard hardcore Harry Potter fans say that it's intentional, as he is pretty goofy and stuff in the books as well, and maybe I can't really complain about it as I'm not really a Harry Potter fan, but I just don't think Voldemort works as a villain. Not the main villain anyway. Maybe the series would have been better off if Voldemort was never shown again alive after the first movie, but that his henchmen were super close to resurrecting him? I mean, lots of the other villain characters from the series feel more threatening than Voldemort in my opinion. Could be just a me problem, I never hear other people complain about this, really. Voldemort: Eeeeeheheeeeeeeeh!

    ScratchinDudeScratchinDude9 ngày trước
  • I like Sorcerer's stone for memory/nostalgia factors and just being the same age as the actors when I first watched it and just feeling the magic of the world - But Prisoner of Azkaban is definitely my absolute favourite!

    Enn CEnn C9 ngày trước
  • I often say that Luna should've gotten together with Harry because in my opinion she has a much stronger relationship with Harry. Plus, she was there for him when not a lot of people weren't. In Order of the Phoenix, when nobody believes Harry when Voldemort returns and even when they cannot see the Thestrals, Luna is on Harry's side because she can see them and she believes in Harry. Plus, she was also his date at Slughorn's party in the sixth story. I agree with you that Harry and Ginny weren't utilized as much so it made the relationship all the more flat. So I'd say go with Harry and Luna.

    Sakura Bloom Ltd.Sakura Bloom Ltd.9 ngày trước
  • i like the colors and cinematography in the order of the phoenix

    Marz AhmadMarz Ahmad10 ngày trước
  • I LOVE the movies, but the books are on another level

    DrNaiDrNai10 ngày trước
  • thank god i'm not the only one who loves DH1

    sour creaturesour creature10 ngày trước
  • 3 and 6 are cool rest are dog shit

    Yeah Whatever DudeYeah Whatever Dude11 ngày trước
  • Well I'd love Dumbledore vs Voldemort with Rockin' In The Free World by Neil Young playing in the background

    Smit SonavaneSmit Sonavane11 ngày trước
  • Voldemort going "wah" was my fav bit

    KumaHoggsKumaHoggs11 ngày trước
  • Harry Potter 6 is the best one sorry your just wrong

    Savim 18Savim 1811 ngày trước
  • The. Movies. Sucked.

    Bella H. RayneBella H. Rayne12 ngày trước
  • I've never even seen Harry Potter😬 but I feel like I have after ur vids, so thanks¡👌🏼😁

    Liz PLiz P12 ngày trước
  • Uh, yeah, The Half-Blood Prince definitely ISN'T my favorite movie of the series. That would be super embarrassing.

    Aren ZooberAren Zoober12 ngày trước
  • I don’t think I’ve ever heard a comparison as good as early Draco and Gary Oak.

    AuraReaderAuraReader12 ngày trước
  • Number 5 was also the first book written after the movie series had started...

    Carl StockmanCarl Stockman12 ngày trước
  • 2:29 This kid didn't even exist in the books. His character was created purely to replace Colin Creevey because Colin's actor had a growth spurt.

    Xehanort10Xehanort1012 ngày trước
  • He becomes the leader of antifa? Funny. I don't see them burning buildings, tearing down statues and beating innocent people

    Kitashi _Kitashi _12 ngày trước
  • When i was a kid i was traumatized because i thought that adults who cared about me, my parents, could randomly turn into an evil werewolf and eat me because of this. i thought i would be fucked because ive never been invited to hogwarts

  • Oi markus stop taking the piss out of British people ya skengman

    Dy1an wi11iamsDy1an wi11iams13 ngày trước
  • The first two are really nostalgic for me, simply because when they came out I was like 3 and 4 and I remember having them on VHS. Those two are also the most kid friendly ones as far as tone and presentation. Prisoner of Askaban is probably my favorite tho, I’m also have a lot of nostalgia for it because i remember seeing it in theaters and it was the first DVD I ever owned

    Brett CooperBrett Cooper13 ngày trước
  • I'm not a Harry Potter fan, but I don't hate any of the movies either, m'kay. The only Harry Potter movie I like very much is Prisoner of Azkaban. Will you do LotR?

    ReekReek13 ngày trước
  • Harry not using magic is really the point of his character. He isnt a good wizard

    soapie sinssoapie sins13 ngày trước
  • i still think it's so weird that the trio couldn't figure out malfoy was Forced to do the mission? i would think at least hermione could piece together that since lucius was sent to azkaban, that would leave draco as the malfoy head, and as the person to deal with the backlash from lucius' failures,,, similarly, the fact that dumbledore knew a child was fr tasked with an impossible mission that would leave draco or his family dead if he failed and said "but if not gryffindor,,, why matter?" eye---

    spicy mintspicy mint13 ngày trước
  • This video is great and entertaining. I feel you’re being a little too harsh towards JK. She is the author of a masterpiece that changed most kids’ infancy..

    Verza Jr.Verza Jr.13 ngày trước
  • Please do the Pirates of the Caribbean movies next

    David McCullochDavid McCulloch14 ngày trước
  • Dumbledore didn’t find about Horcruxes in the 6th movie, he didn’t know that Voldemort made 7.

    Ron WeasleyRon Weasley14 ngày trước
  • My favorite is the last one!

    Qxilla NoteQxilla Note14 ngày trước
  • Hard to decide my favorite but I'd say either 7 or 4

    kry0stat1skry0stat1s14 ngày trước
  • I am probably in the minority but I actually prefer DH part 1 to part 2. I love the character moments in part 1 and just them struggling to get to the next piece of the puzzle about having to kill voldemort. One of my favorite shots in the entire movie is when they are hiding in a barn and we see two smoke trails from death eaters fly overhead. It really gave me WW2 vibes and makes you feel like they are really everywhere.

    Daniel ClaggettDaniel Claggett14 ngày trước
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    Guess WhoGuess Who14 ngày trước
  • Honestly, I like The Order of the Phoenix the most - it's different, the tone is very civil compared to the previous film, Harry's character development is awesome, the death is impactful, the whole Ministry of Magic sequence is very well done, we get new *great* antagonists (Umbridge and Bellatrix) and it just flows very well. Also the dialogues feel natural and okay. It does probably have its flaws but considering the nostalgic value and the great job with the characters its my personal favourite. 5/5

    Miroslav HarantMiroslav Harant14 ngày trước
  • Someone is salty

    MuhammedleeMuhammedlee14 ngày trước
  • The Harry Potter movies are fine though

    Isaiah SeepersaudIsaiah Seepersaud14 ngày trước
  • I can not sit through 2 and a half hour long movies that is why modern movies fail in my opinion some are really good also being 2 hours long but that’s because they have really good pacing and interesting characters and themes

    Isaiah SeepersaudIsaiah Seepersaud14 ngày trước
  • My Favorite is Deathly Hallows pt.1

    Apathie PartyApathie Party15 ngày trước
  • .... ok nvm Half Blood Prince is the worst lol

    depressed cockroachdepressed cockroach15 ngày trước
  • oof. my hot take that doesn't matter cos these videos is about the movies not the books - i kinda hate the criticism about jk making stupid choices, cos the books are really compelling with solid characters and airtight subplots, the movies are super weak in comparison - al the stuff that you hate were movie change/choices :/

    Liv PhilipLiv Philip16 ngày trước
  • sure we British people speak weirdly but I bet you don't know the events of the Horus heresy off by heart😂!

    arthur ganjeiarthur ganjei16 ngày trước
  • Lmao people please! Parvati and Padma Patil were Indians and India is in Asia so they're Asians too! An yeah, they are obviously other rare non-white characters

    TAEKOOKIE!!!TAEKOOKIE!!!16 ngày trước
  • Fun Fact: Daniel Radcliffe's screams during Sirius' death were muted, like he was not using his voice, because they were so realistic and painful that Emma Watson and the other caste members were shaking and crying.

    TAEKOOKIE!!!TAEKOOKIE!!!16 ngày trước
  • This was uploaded on my birthday.

    Doug RattmannDoug Rattmann16 ngày trước
  • A lot of these issues seem to be movie only issues. Yes, the books were massive and a tad overlong, but it was all about characterization and world building, whereas the movies were about plot.

    Murdock FilesMurdock Files16 ngày trước
  • I agree with you in that Year 3: PoA is my favourite. As a kidlet, I looked at the posters and thought this would be a legit horror, but I had to go see it in theatres because it was HP. That sense of dread walking into the theatres was iconic for me personally, only topped by the meaningful beats to the plot and the weirdly consistent time travel

    AlexAlex16 ngày trước
  • Commenting from 2020......Half Blood Prince makes a lot more sense to me now than it did. Trying to move on with Normal Life with this ever present dread. What's coming next could it possibly be worse than what's already happened. Hey my friend made a funny joke haha time to be distracted by that for as long as I can.

    Caitlin FlavellCaitlin Flavell16 ngày trước
  • About the rude thing tho like.....it just makes a lot of sense to me that a bunch of deeply traumatised teens aren't gonna be very nice or good at relating to one another lol

    Caitlin FlavellCaitlin Flavell16 ngày trước
  • You don't have to believe me on this. But I saw Harry Potter 5 at its premiere. and in the middle of the most intense part, Voldemort was hamming it up at 2:22 and me and my brother started laughing and had stifle ourselves.

    Flower KnightFlower Knight17 ngày trước