Harry Potter - All Movies Reviewed and Ranked (part 2)

04 Th01, 2021
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  • The video was supposed to be out a week ago but WB was fighting me. Oh well! Enjoy!

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourThe Cosmonaut Variety Hour4 tháng trước
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      NameName2 ngày trước
    • You’ve never read the books

      Lil PacciLil Pacci2 ngày trước
    • Don’t worry bro

      Pug CorpPug Corp24 ngày trước
    • You forgot that Snape is basically Itatchi lol

      Rey ChavarriaRey Chavarria24 ngày trước
    • I saw that clip, Do you watch MBMBAM?

      Objective SubjectivityObjective Subjectivity29 ngày trước
  • Chamber of secrets was my favorite for a while. I still love it but the eighth one is my favorite because of the emotion it brings out of me. I cry every time he looks back and sees all the inner workings and such and his parents die. The music there is just amazing

    Ian HoldinghausenIan Holdinghausen3 giờ trước
  • Number 5 was my favorite.

    Mobslayer9Mobslayer913 giờ trước
  • 11:01 that's just British people

    alva boyalva boyNgày trước
  • I hate the end fight scene with Voldemort and HP in the movie. The books had an interesting conversation, the movie had star wars fights and Voldy becoming paper

    Atul BalajiAtul BalajiNgày trước
  • Prisoner of Azkaban and Half-Blood Prince are my favourite and I can relate to Deathly Hallows Part 1-I watched it in cinema and the scene where Nagini basically eats the camera is amazing!

    Zoltán CsorbaZoltán CsorbaNgày trước
  • *5* It’s only fitting then, that the next stop would be the part 2 :)

    saigosaigoNgày trước
  • Order of the Phoenix is my personal favourite

    SpoodySpoodyNgày trước
  • Honestly my favorite is the fifth movie. It is harriest movie to Potter. I one hundred percent agree with almost every criticism, I can't remember which one I disagreed with but I rewatched these movies a ridiculous amount of times when I was around 12-15 and that one just felt the harriest of the potters. You get to see Fred and georges joke shop in action you get to see some cute little secret spots of hogwarts you don't normally see and you have all the good characters there even if they aren't actually all that good. However for the books I like 3 the most

    mr cheesemr cheeseNgày trước
  • If the D.A. were AntiFa, they'd run around assaulting random people, destroy random people's shit, and accuse everyone under the sun, even muggles, of being Death Eaters.

    Spooder JockeySpooder JockeyNgày trước
  • The reason why Malfoy couldn't apparate was that you can't apparate in the room of requirements and his feet weren't firmly on the ground, you need to do that too apparate.

    TanyaTanyaNgày trước
  • So one night while sleeping over at my friends house he told me he had never seen the 6th Harry Potter movie so we watched it. It is now my favorite movie for the straight meme potential. My friend and I laughed straight until the movie actually gets good. "YOUR JUST IN TIME FOR DESSERT" is something we still say

    dayspasseddayspassed2 ngày trước
  • Not even fanboying, j.k.‘s writing obviously has its ups and downs. But you obviously didnt read the books.

    ATP GTPATP GTP2 ngày trước
  • Me Ranking the HP movies from worst to best Chamber of Secrets DH part1 half blood prince philosopher's stone goblet of fire prisoner of azkaban dh part 2 order of the phoenix.

    Shayaan DeshmukhShayaan Deshmukh2 ngày trước
  • What you didn't even talk about Ron beating the shit of harry and then Hermeiny acts like she loves ron

    NashoNasho2 ngày trước
  • Cho Chang hahahaha yikes. I’ve never seen these movies

    alec french-polkalec french-polk2 ngày trước
  • Honestly harry potter 5 is my favorite

    Mono_qloMono_qlo2 ngày trước
  • this man's word is a holy grail

    Nateanater Does It All!Nateanater Does It All!2 ngày trước
  • As an English person, we do not claim the love island people

    jack gahaganjack gahagan2 ngày trước
  • Half-blood prince movie is indeed kinda boring but the book is fucking AMAZING. You lost me when you said that after the fifth book the story begins to seem too long, when its actually after that point the story starts to REALLY get on fire. The last three books are great and they just get better and better, with the last one reaching the highest point it could get. If you see it through a movie-only perspective i agree it seems too long; but you were using the books as reference too, which to me seemed out of place entirely - since by the tone of the video and the points you make i find hard to believe that you have really read them in order to make this video.

    biafrizonbiafrizon3 ngày trước
  • I've always had a soft spot for Chamber of Secrets but I know it's not the best. I think it's mostly nostalgia.

    arvarvanwararvarvanwar3 ngày trước
  • Harry wasn’t bad at potions he just didn’t have a an outstanding in professor snapes class

    shreki drekishreki dreki3 ngày trước
  • When your climax is accepting death, then reversing that death just ruins your own climax. Harry should have died both in the books and in the movies

    Marios LebeMarios Lebe3 ngày trước
  • 27:30

    Alex LearoydAlex Learoyd4 ngày trước
  • "Harry becomes the leader of Antifa" i laughed so hard

    B WiseB Wise4 ngày trước
  • Nice video. Really enjoyed watching. You do misrepresent some stuff, though, or perhaps did not fully understand it yourself. You criticize (in part) the way these movies are written and attribute it to the book author's writing style, disregarding the fact that the movies to leave a lot out anyway and that they are no full representation of what the source material is. J.K. might have been on board in an advisory capacity for all of them, but that does not change the fact that certain things will make less sense, when others are left out. Still, good work! :)

    dynastesdynastes4 ngày trước
  • love aesop rock as background music

    mentalmariusmentalmarius4 ngày trước
  • It used to be Prisoner of Askaban, Deathly Hallows Pt. 2, then Pt. 1, and then it went back to Askaban, but now I’m leaning towards order of the pheonix

    Colby FlaniganColby Flanigan5 ngày trước
  • Mum: Hey are you going somewhere? Me: Yeah just over to.... my room Mum: To do what? Me: 23:07

    whIFF UnderscorewhIFF Underscore5 ngày trước
  • I just noticed in the last video that Dumbledore hands Harry the super poison sword by the blade. Harry grabs the blade of super death sword, and Dumbledore smiles while this happens. I have to say that is dumb

    Steven BurtonSteven Burton5 ngày trước
  • Dumbledore knew it was a dark magic and new there was something connecting them. He just didn't know it was a horcrux. He knew what a horcrux was. He just didn't realise till then that is what Voldemort had used. Jesus. That's why he takes a step back and sits down. Harry doesn't know what a horcrux. There are hints through out that's why Dumbledore was distancing himself and why he had Snape do that training for memories. Then in the 6th one harry touched the ring and connected with it. Dumbledore knew all along that Voldemort might have to be the one to kill him. There are probably other spells like that to split the soul that aren't as dark as a horcrux. There isn't a huge jump in logic here. You seem to nit pick far too often for your own good. A lot of your nit picks aren't even there. I like your content but don't become like cinema sins. No one likes cinema sins.

    Robert GalsterRobert Galster6 ngày trước
  • Bruh I did not realise you were black or arab or whatever lol

    Dr AllureDr Allure6 ngày trước
  • Yeah Neville is super important to the cannon of the books. Voldemort learned about the prophecy. But it doesn't same who it is about. It says someone will be born at the end of July who's parents have "denied" him 3 times. Both Harry and Neville were born just a week apart if I remember. So if Voldemort hadn't tried to kill Harry but instead Neville he would have been who the prophecy was about. Dumbledore even tells this to Harry. That the only reason it's his destiny to kill Voldemort is because Voldemort choose to kill him. Thus marking him, both physically and metaphorically, as an equal.

    George ThomasGeorge Thomas6 ngày trước
  • Order of the phoenix is both my favourite book and movie, simply because theres no overarching plot in it just a bunch of students who collectively hate a teacher, to me that's really neat. A lot of people forget that even tho this is a franchise with magic and wizards it in its heart is also a story about students at a school and that never felt more clear in order of the phoenix than the other ones, where they actually stress about their O.W.Ls and their homework and the last battle between dumbledore and vlodemort is as marcus says the best duel, i completely agree and there was just something immensely satisfying about fred and george fucking the whole school up as a way of defeating her (in the books) i even love how they defeat her in the movies with harry calling back to his detention and he not saying lies. It's the little details and stuff and that's why order of the phoenix is my favourite

    Diviy IdnaniDiviy Idnani6 ngày trước
  • I completely agree that many things Rowling claimed to have planned all along, were not. However, it does really diminish your credibility when you're wrong about specifics of it too in your attempt for a "gotcha".

    Shane BeaverShane Beaver6 ngày trước
  • My Ranking 8. Chambers of secrets 5/10 7.The Half blood prince 6/10 6.The Goblet of fire 6,5/10 5. Scoccerer Stone 7/10 4. The Deathly Hallows Part 7,5/10 3. Prisoner of Askaban 8/10 2. The Order of the Phoenix 8/10 1.The Deathly Hallows Part 2 8/10

    Man of the WestMan of the West7 ngày trước
  • The Goblet of Fire

    Scott SowersScott Sowers7 ngày trước
  • I really loved the last movie, it was just so wholesome but I definitely HATE half blood prince because they turned a serious book into a rom com. I’d say the ending of half blood price was pretty good but other than that, I didn’t like half blood prince.

    Craze -xCraze -x8 ngày trước
  • 5 is my favorite. Luna Lovegood is my fav character, it was the first time I felt the series was taking itself seriously, and I felt like I was actually a part of a group because I was reading this book and seeing the films.

    Melon Tart VAMelon Tart VA8 ngày trước
  • Hey J.K can we get some characters arcs? J.K- sure, everyone grows up, marries and has kids with the same people they knew since they were 12. What'd you mean that's not what arc means? And apparently that means the entire next generation are pureblood wizards?

    Luke NichollsLuke Nicholls8 ngày trước
  • British people can’t understand love island either

    Joe TrevisJoe Trevis8 ngày trước
  • This series was better than a movie series in the new millennium had any right to be, despite still falling into the "dark and gritty" trope.

    Glenn DaveyGlenn Davey9 ngày trước
  • Deadly Hallows pt 1 is my favorite movie, mainly for the same reasons you liked it, only that for me these are very important reasons. And Order of the Fenix is my less favorite.

    Inti MålaiInti Målai9 ngày trước
  • The 80's or 90's would have known what to do with Rupert Grint. It's such a cinematic wasteland these days.

    Glenn DaveyGlenn Davey9 ngày trước
  • Personally thought that Deathly Hallows Pt.1 was better than Pt. 2 because it was more true to the books. Pt.1 was pretty much exactly how I imagined it, minus wormtails death and harrys mourning of hedwig being omitted, but whatever, when reading so I figured Pt.2 was gonna be good because it was good in the books. For me the only bits that Pt.2 did well was the opening scenes to Gringotts vault scenes, I liked the scene of voldemort speaking to Nagini, the scene where harry uses the stone to speak to loved ones before he dies and the part where Voldemort takes down the protective barrier

    Hayden HoodlessHayden Hoodless9 ngày trước
  • More misunderstanding some plot elements, Slughorn was always going to be interested in Harry. His whole goal as a teacher was to flaunt all the talented and famous students he has taught over the years. Sure many of them are collected because of their skill but someone like Cormick McClaggen was collected because his family is a rich and famous family. (Specifically his well connected uncle.)

    Taylor ATaylor A9 ngày trước
  • My favorite Harry Potter movie is "The Omen" which shows Harry Potter in the eyes of muggles

    Chad AlphaChad Alpha9 ngày trước
  • 8:42 don’t forget the patel sisters

    Datmeme 211Datmeme 21110 ngày trước
  • i still dont get why people love prisoner of azkaban so much

    wktrwktr10 ngày trước
  • People: "Hey JK Rowling, why do the bankers look like the amalgamation of every Jewish stereotype ever made?" JK Rowling: "Uhhh... uhhh... HERMOINE'S BLACK NOW" People: "Wait what? You can't just--" JK Rowling: "AND DUMBLEDORE'S GAY. *_I HAVE SPOKENNNNN"_*

    Da Beast From Da WeastDa Beast From Da Weast10 ngày trước
  • I don't like to watch the Harry Potter movies. they're just boring to me if you like the movis I'm happy for you but to me there boring.

    B. CoatsB. Coats10 ngày trước
  • I never watched these movies until my late 30s, like the last couple years. I fucking love them. So much character and world building. I even love the whimsical themes. Some movies are better than others. I view them as chapters in a book. This is an all-time great story.

    Warren305Warren30510 ngày trước
  • Please do a series like this on LOTR!!!

    Max SchmidtMax Schmidt10 ngày trước
  • that's why u gotta watch love island with subtitles

    Casey KeeganCasey Keegan11 ngày trước
  • 11:50, As a British person. Those aren’t words, they might as well be Harry Potter spells.

    Jaydee 8652Jaydee 865211 ngày trước
  • As an avid Harry Potter fan whose seen all the movies and in just the past year read the books 5 times each, the movies are overall a really poor adaptation and none of the characters are anything like their book counterparts. The worst of it is Harry and Dumbledore and their relationship was the one done worst by the movies

    Jack ThomasJack Thomas11 ngày trước
  • omg harry potter is Naruto!

    James AlonzoJames Alonzo11 ngày trước
  • I really liked the sixth book/movie. I loved reading about Tom Riddle and idk I also love the 5th book. so I really disagree with you lol

    Sofie NSofie N12 ngày trước
  • The Greek word Sin means 'miss the mark'. All people miss the mark, so all people sin. The consequence of Sin is spiritual death, aka hell. Jesus of Nazareth, who was God in the flesh of a man, died for the remission of sin, including yours, was buried, and rose form the dead 3 days later. If you simply believe in this to apply to you and trust Jesus to save you from hell then you have everlasting life in heaven. John 6:47 "verily, verily I say unto you, he that believes in me has everlasting life."-Jesus.

    TheModer8terTheModer8ter12 ngày trước
  • What I love about the 5th movie is it's the first real time things felt solidified as a "series." Like, yeah there's four films that came before, with the same actors and characters, but across three directors that's a lot of tonal and design changes; just with having the montage at the end of the 5th, with Harry remembering all the good of his friends, it felt like "oh this is a franchise rather than stories coming out year after year" to me. Also, Harry snapping and shouting "LOOK AT ME!" followed by the quietly terrified "What's happening to me?" is some of the best acting across the whole series, to me

    Huffle PuffleHuffle Puffle12 ngày trước
  • ok but i really wanna know how the story couldve turned out if jk gave draco more backstory (and wasnt a horrible person) because i think harry and draco couldve had a great cliche "enemies to lovers" thing (in the movies, that is). in the books he is definitely more hostile towards harry and i dont think it wouldve worked out. although i really do wish they kept in dracos redemption scene where he throws harry his wand, it wouldve really finalized his character.

    laurenlauren12 ngày trước
  • I know you've read the books but you seem to have forgotten some major details. You keep blaming J. K. Rowling and the books for the plot holes, even though they are due to the tremendous cutting in the movies only (mostly)

    MulvinMulvin13 ngày trước
  • I dont think Dumbledore find out about the hourcraxes in the sixth book, considering the books I think he knew since the third or second book he just didn't said it to harry until the sixth book.

    Jalalodin SalehiJalalodin Salehi13 ngày trước
  • It hurts me to hear so much Harry Potter slander

    Deron RoseyDeron Rosey13 ngày trước
  • i like how this was split like the lego video games

    BrambleBratBrambleBrat13 ngày trước
  • I’m British and I think the Love Island guy was having a stroke

    Mr. RaccoonMr. Raccoon13 ngày trước
  • Alan Rickman should have gotten an Oscar for his Harry Potter acting. I almost, never saw a better work of an actor. no, i`m not kidding, i mean it :D

    Stefan H.Stefan H.14 ngày trước
  • as soon as you starting showing the video comparison I was saying "oh no its just naruto why is it just naruto" they seem completely different until you bring their stories into simpler terms and its like the same thing

    Gamers Gamers GamersGamers Gamers Gamers14 ngày trước
  • As much as i liked the finale of Harry Potter one thing that seriously pissed me of is how house Slytherin was treated and being totally wasted. Instead of having many of them join with Harry and the rest of school to show that for all of their flaws they care very much about Hogwarts and are willing to fight against Voldemort for their school, fellow classmates and wizard society as well they are instead treated like scumbags by everyone else and the narrative and being escorted away from the battle as if they can't be trusted which is so frustrating due to how in the context of it happening it's because only Pansy Parkinson suggested giving Harry to Voldemort and none of them did anything to support her. Instead of getting a great moment for Slytherin they are instead treated like bad guys and then thrown away because J.K has some extremely petty hatred against them for reasons i don't know?

    Stefan RadebachStefan Radebach15 ngày trước
  • 16:09 bro the order of the phoenix is over 1000 pages and half blood prince closes in on 800

    MrpurpleMrpurple15 ngày trước
  • Draco Malfoy becoming less and less important until Half Blood Prince makes a lot of sense. He was Harry's childhood "nemesis", but really, he was just a smug annoying kid bully. Harry's problems grew larger and more adult-like as time went on, so he naturally worried a lot less about Malfoy. It wasn't until he was forced to grow up as well that he became important to the other characters and the story again.

    Jerry KreutzJerry Kreutz15 ngày trước
  • I adore the Prisoner of Azkaban the most to be honest, it's the one I remember more from when I was a kid and the one my parents didn't allow me to see. So all is good! But my second favorite is Order of Phoenix though, I just love to hate Umbridge and the pay off of her being dragged into the forest by a bunch of centaurs is always satisfying. Just like seeing the whole Ministry find out Voldemort was really back and finally give Harry a fucking break. Seriously everyone is a shit to Harry in that movie

    Valeria HernandezValeria Hernandez16 ngày trước
  • One piece hahahaha

    Hezron WainainaHezron Wainaina16 ngày trước
  • i just love how marcus hates and fangirls at the same time about the series

    Juan DaJuan Da16 ngày trước
  • Chamber of Secrets was the best movie for me for a long time. But the reason for that was not the movie but a banger ps2 game i played as a kid. I rewatched the movies and it movie 2 kinda boring and too long...

    MaxschiiMaxschii16 ngày trước
  • 32:28 sent me

    Michael EvansMichael Evans16 ngày trước
  • 5:35 This man keeps teasing me with those mass effect references, I really need me a mass effect video when legendary edition comes out.

    Gentle Thief889Gentle Thief88916 ngày trước
  • Omg the 8 bit music from the games just sent me into another dimension fuck My favorite was actually Chamber of Secrets or Goblet of Fire. They were the most fun to read I guess. Idk the books are still better than the movies.

    Catherine PoteatCatherine Poteat17 ngày trước
  • The 6th book ist BY FAR better than 5 or 7.

    Praeso dymPraeso dym17 ngày trước
  • My favourite movie in the series by far is The Prisoner of Azkaban. But since that's most people's favourite and the reasons for that have been quite thoroughly established, I'll move on to my second favourite and by far the more eyebrow-raising choice: The Order of the Phoenix. I suppose I like it so much because, while The Goblet of Fire sets up Voldemort's resurrection and The Half-Blood Prince faffs around far too much, The Order of the Phoenix really shows the fallout of Voldemort's return. It's cool to see how it impacts the Ministry of Magic through denialism and by extension Hogwarts through draconian control. It's cool to see Harry grow into his own and lead the students in rebellion. It's cool to see Harry's internal struggle as it becomes clear how intertwined he and Voldemort are. It's cool too see Harry's relationship with Sirious develop and the stakes raised through his death. And I think it has some of the best action scenes in the series.

    Luka DreyerLuka Dreyer17 ngày trước
  • Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite. Favorite book too. I mean, it's just great.

    terrenceswiffterrenceswiff17 ngày trước
  • 11:30 Sassy lol But I totally agree. Maybe next time they'll adapt these characters like they enjoy each other's company.

    Gleidston Filipe Santos SilvaGleidston Filipe Santos Silva17 ngày trước
  • I still find it baffling that despite all chemistry and interaction, Luna and Harry didn't get together.

    terrenceswiffterrenceswiff17 ngày trước
  • Basically she had a second chance to remake her characters' interaction but she missed.

    Mang Vel KhaiMang Vel Khai17 ngày trước
  • JK “let me make one Asian character in the series, give them a stereotypical and ignorant name, and then stick their ass in Ravenclaw bc Asians smart” Rowling

    Charles MikulasCharles Mikulas18 ngày trước
  • 02:25

    O.G.HO.G.H18 ngày trước
  • I actually really like 2, 4 and 6, with 6 probably being my favourite one. alot of this relies on 2nd viewings though tbh, as knowing the story and where its leading to really makes me enjoy the buildup, especially in 4; that whole graveyard scene is just amazing, makes the whole movie for me, the anticipation for it is great. Maybe I'm in a weird position since I watche dthese movies as a kid so I don't really remember what my first viewings were like, kinda feels like I always knew the story. my least favourite one is probably 8 BECAUSE it's just the ending. there's no real mystery to it which is what I really love about this series and the fact that it's just a big action sequence makes the pacing seem a little off to me, personally.

    TheJoyfulDragonTheJoyfulDragon18 ngày trước
  • how is it transphobic to state that accepting trans people doesn't mean we have to dispose with the concept of sex/genders?

    Soul KingSoul King18 ngày trước
    • 🤷🏽‍♀️

      That's Crap!That's Crap!17 ngày trước
  • At 21:00, is that the flute from Bible Black lol

    Logan BricksLogan Bricks18 ngày trước
  • I love seeing kpop in non kpop videos, yes stan loona

    Cristina CrissCristina Criss18 ngày trước
  • I lost everything with Dumbledore being rude to Hermione

    Gino PinoriGino Pinori18 ngày trước
  • I died at the Wendy Williams clip

    Andrei D.Andrei D.19 ngày trước
  • My favorite harry potter movie is the first one, but the edited one that has all the wands replaced with guns.

    SergioSergio19 ngày trước
  • Now I’m all confused if it was the 6th or 7th movie I hated.

    thebeefmonstersthebeefmonsters20 ngày trước
  • The only other Asian character... The Patil sisters: Are we a joke to you?

    Armandt van den BergArmandt van den Berg20 ngày trước
    • @Brynjolf That is correct, but like China and Japan, India is also in Asia which makes them Asian as well.

      Armandt van den BergArmandt van den Berg19 ngày trước
    • Aren’t they Indian? I honestly forgot.

      BrynjolfBrynjolf19 ngày trước
  • 27:32 can’t get away with that voice crack

    aRDeeX 23aRDeeX 2320 ngày trước
  • My favorite movie is the first one just because I can still remember when I first watched it when I was 3. 10/10 second most formative movie to my childhood. However, Prisoner of Azkaban has the greatest scene in all of the movies, and possibly most of cinema. It's when Harry first summons a patronus. The weak one, in the office. We have the motivation, these things make his life suck, and they just ruined his quidditch match, caused his beloved broom to be destroyed, and damn near killed him. We have the build up through out the scene, he keeps failing, he keeps getting back up, and finally, on his last attempt, he does it. His line delivery for a 14/15 year old(?) Is pretty strong, but what gets me is the sound design and music. The dementor breathing sounds shocked, and on the back foot, but the music, the MUSIC, HOLY SHIT JOHN WILLIAMS. IT IS MY FAVORITE PIECE HE'S MADE, I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO INSPIRING, SO HEROIC, SO TRIUMPHANT. Lupin's laugh is also amazing, it shows his pride and his joy that Harry's achieved it. 18/10

    KingOfAlsgraviaKingOfAlsgravia20 ngày trước
  • My Ranking of the movies would be: 1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 - Fantastic 2. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Amazing 3. Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix - Great 4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 -Good 5. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - A shade above Philosophers Stone 6. Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone - Pretty good 7. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Alright but annoying because of the tone 8. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Kinda bad

    TheLegoPotterFanTheLegoPotterFan20 ngày trước
  • Half Blood Prince is my favorite teen drama!

    LaurensLaurens21 ngày trước
  • So he compares it to an anime... that was created... after the HP film...

    Go's ChannelGo's Channel21 ngày trước
    • That confused me a bit. He seems to really enjoy drawing parallels to anime for no fucking reason.

      BrynjolfBrynjolf19 ngày trước