Hocus Pocus - Cosmonaut Picture Show

25 Th10, 2020
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  • Ngl the dancing anime girls were very distracting, but in a good way

    Sly ChaoSly Chao9 giờ trước
  • SJP has a big mouth, she can definitely fix me

    Chris SullivanChris Sullivan19 giờ trước
  • “Was it the stoners in the graveyard?” got me. Well done 👍

    Brandon GnuschkeBrandon GnuschkeNgày trước
  • I literally cannot, for the life of me, discern whether she's a lesbian and you're friends/roommates or whatever, or if you're dating or if you're like.... just straight friends it is *so* hard to tell

    Cameron B ZeeCameron B ZeeNgày trước
  • Fuckin halloween cotillion 😂😂

    Spencer ConwellSpencer Conwell8 ngày trước
  • When are you guys gonna do Fifty Shades of Grey?

    Amanda GonzalezAmanda Gonzalez14 ngày trước
  • Dancing cat girl sauce? 😳

    Joshua NavarreteJoshua Navarrete16 ngày trước
  • 16 minutes of Marcus simping

    UnstableNeonUnstableNeon23 ngày trước
  • I actively CACKLED lol Thank you for creating this

    Richard ThorntonRichard Thornton26 ngày trước
  • When I first saw this movie as a kid I thought virgin was a type of ethic group like being jewish

    Sad WormsSad Worms28 ngày trước
  • Thanks for sharing! If you have a minute, I tried my hand at a cover of Noah Cyrus. As a fellow music fan, I'd love if you'd check it out. It's on my channel. Hope you enjoy!

    Skarlet BlackSkarlet BlackTháng trước
  • This is a great movie for the time it was made and still is a legendary classic til this day.

    Clash GamingClash GamingTháng trước
  • I grew up in Salem. The whole town gets really, really into Halloween. It would be considered 'uncool' in school to not be into it. Even going back and visiting my parents, it's still a big thing every year. Literally Halloween Town.

    Kekistani PepeKekistani PepeTháng trước
  • this was one of my favorite movies as a kid

    kidc _kidc _Tháng trước

    Faria AlamFaria AlamTháng trước
  • 8:27 she kinda quirky doe

    Moe The DogMoe The DogTháng trước
  • I have a really bad theory that I don't actually believe because it's for jokes. But since the first scene is just a story being told by the history teacher, what if the three "witches" were actually just intelligent women and people thought they were witches because of the time they lived in. Then, when the bullies take the shoes, they actually traded the main characters shoes for some of their weed, and then at Allison's house he lights the bong instead of a candle, and they're just tripping ballz for the entire movie and none of it actually happened.

    Shane DonovanShane DonovanTháng trước
  • I just realized Veronica is a female me

    TheGuyInTheChairTheGuyInTheChairTháng trước
  • Your two personalities are just Twitter jokes . Please be original

    Kanaro KanKanaro KanTháng trước
    • Bruh, let’s hear your best joke

      TheGuyInTheChairTheGuyInTheChairTháng trước
  • nice vid

    cole eubankscole eubanksTháng trước
  • I thought they were together

    Lee HamptonLee HamptonTháng trước
  • That girl is going to have really confusing feelings about cats for the rest of her life.

    BatmankoffBatmankoffTháng trước
  • Marcus thirsting after SJP is my entire mood.

    RicoCheyRicoChey2 tháng trước
  • Crazy that Special Agent Tim McGee turned back into a human and decided to go work for the government.

    Jon SuddithJon Suddith2 tháng trước
  • 13:11

    N PN P2 tháng trước
  • I like this video, buuuuuuut what happened to Shrektober.

    Rhonda RobersonRhonda Roberson2 tháng trước
  • 8:54 is Marcus at his most relatable time

    Harper CarulloHarper Carullo2 tháng trước
  • I like the dancing anime girls...

    That ChickThat Chick2 tháng trước
  • Marcus doesn’t hang out with girls with long or normal-colored hair

    Jordan WilliamsJordan Williams2 tháng trước
  • Cosmonaut: They did the thing Me: It’s called roll credits!

    Aiden SteeleAiden Steele2 tháng trước
  • As someone from Massachusetts who goes to Salem on Halloween, there's not enough people there.

    Aysa The Not So GreatAysa The Not So Great2 tháng trước
  • I never liked this movie, and now it’s a meme to me like the prequels

    NotSoSavageNotSoSavage2 tháng trước
  • "It's the nineties." "That's the name of the movie." Marcus, are you getting copyright claims from Disney or from Ryan George?

    millenialmonstermillenialmonster2 tháng trước
  • I feel you, Marcus.

    Paul TicichPaul Ticich2 tháng trước
  • My mom watches this move at least 2 time a year, and has since I was born

    Smooth smoothie 68 419Smooth smoothie 68 4192 tháng trước
  • I feel like the message was to get some 😼 or release demons

    Anakin SkywalkerAnakin Skywalker2 tháng trước
  • Marcus is so thirsty that it's cute

    Mushroom KaatMushroom Kaat2 tháng trước
  • Cool kids be like: bruh who tf is this loser who doesn't believe in witchcraft!? Anyway guys remember the costume party is at my house tonight, be sure to dress as a character from Amadeus

    chrispy fried chickenchrispy fried chicken2 tháng trước
  • see now that they've acknowledged its existence if I don't get a scary godmother 1&2 picture show next year I'm starting a riot

    CerberusCerberus2 tháng trước
  • At this point, it's just fun to see these 2 having fun.

    Shad0wWatcherShad0wWatcher2 tháng trước
  • I hate to be inappropriate, but the person in this video is super attractive, like really cute.... you know the one who's wearing the glasses

    Vincenzo BonadonnaVincenzo Bonadonna2 tháng trước
  • 10:12😂😂😂😂 i love this girl who is she

    Mini SkitzMini Skitz2 tháng trước
  • i enjoyed the video, but why didthe dancing anime girls happen? To stop Disney conglomerate ai from flagging the vid by disrupting the picture?

    Julian Burton-PierceJulian Burton-Pierce2 tháng trước
  • Dancing anime girls enhance the experience by 5 points

    KunisakeKunisake2 tháng trước
  • Y’all think the whole Salem is obsessed with Halloween thing is ridiculous but as someone who lives within driving distance of it I can confirm THEY’RE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT

    D-RgK PinkD-RgK Pink2 tháng trước
  • I love how they're making fun of him for being a virgin but his sister and the girl also fall under the same category

    George SerranoGeorge Serrano3 tháng trước
  • 9:20 Robert Smith from the cure Jesus Christ Marcus lol

    Aiden BiggsAiden Biggs3 tháng trước
  • Are they dating

    Ssgaming GodSsgaming God3 tháng trước
  • I'm blonde and I love you both

    IZANAMIIZANAMI3 tháng trước
  • 14:04

    djsavage7321djsavage73213 tháng trước
  • 9:20 You did not,, YOU DID NOT just call Robert Smith ''the guy from the cure'' MARCUS Also the guy (Doug Jones) who plays that character (Billy Butcherson) is Fauno in Pan's Labyrinth, Baron Afanas in What We Do in the Shadows, Amphibian Man in The Shape of Water, Lady Sharpe in Crimson Peak, Abe Sapien in Hell Boy, Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four etc.

    TheatermTheaterm3 tháng trước
  • The one cop character's deadpan fucking got me. That zoom in was perfectly timed.

    Poached_EggPoached_Egg3 tháng trước
  • 10:10 almost sent me into an asthma attack, thank you so much 😂

    Nobody ImportantNobody Important3 tháng trước
  • So are they not dating anymore?

    Abnermal ContentAbnermal Content3 tháng trước
  • Honestly, I'm cool with the dancing Anime girls. Maybe just less lolli-ish?

    LymerLymer3 tháng trước
  • I like the anime girls...

    That ChickThat Chick3 tháng trước
  • I actually like the dancing anime girls...

    Mary BullockMary Bullock3 tháng trước
  • 11:01

    miltsock jmiltsock j3 tháng trước
  • Sarah Sanderson was the blueprint for Harley Quinn. (10:10-10:11) Thackery was the blueprint for Bella Swan in Breaking Dawn Part 1.

    G PG P3 tháng trước
  • Can someone please get Marcus a glass of fucking milk

    Tyler Jeffrey BrownTyler Jeffrey Brown3 tháng trước
  • marcus and his chick are dangerously horny,

    Samuel van RijckevorselSamuel van Rijckevorsel3 tháng trước
  • 11:40 - 11:55 😂😂 okay Kyle ...

  • “That’s for being a virgin, approved by Disney!”

    nr99nr993 tháng trước
  • This movie really isn’t « cinema » but it truly has its own quirky charm.

    Pouliot Louis-FélixPouliot Louis-Félix3 tháng trước
  • Who had better slapstick; Curly, Moe, and Larry, or the Sanderson Sisters

    Lazy SummersLazy Summers3 tháng trước
  • ”she could fix me.” that's me on tinder

    Beesley’s WorldBeesley’s World3 tháng trước
  • Why these Halloween episodes aren't called 'Cosmonaut Horror Picture Show' is beyond me

    B. SRB. SR3 tháng trước
  • Again, it's so fucking funny watch you guy watching any movie!

    Alfredo Sampaio FreitasAlfredo Sampaio Freitas3 tháng trước
  • "Mmm bars" and markus dancing had me dying 😂

    That RandoThat Rando3 tháng trước
  • The girl is ANNOYINnnnnG! Ugh...

    Yoshi DinonoYoshi Dinono3 tháng trước
  • 10:57 when they show your os4 party chat in court

    GxrdeauGxrdeau3 tháng trước
  • Markus LMAO

    XTheLastPieceXXTheLastPieceX3 tháng trước
  • I think it would be funny to see them reacting to the Scooby doo movies

    João Joviniano Bellazzi de CarvalhoJoão Joviniano Bellazzi de Carvalho3 tháng trước
  • It is actually very cathartic to hear people enjoying a movie that means a lot to me. Especially with everything going on in the world its great to hear some good humored jokes and banter without hate and malice everywhere.

    Katie ZellersKatie Zellers3 tháng trước
  • Hey I'm just saying if you want to keep putting videos with dancing anime girls in dem Ill keep watchin 😁

    A_abbdullah AbdullahA_abbdullah Abdullah3 tháng trước
  • I never saw this movie until this year as well, so had no nostalgia associated with but I gotta say, was legit fun. I get why people like it so much

    Matthew DuganMatthew Dugan3 tháng trước
  • God this is the content i needed, you two are hilarious

    patriciapatricia3 tháng trước
  • I need more of this content.....and now.

    Emanol Has A Green HatEmanol Has A Green Hat3 tháng trước
  • i had to wait 300 years for *some fuckin loser* to light a candle

    Tucker CobbleTucker Cobble3 tháng trước
  • I live for how vulgar the friend is

    giovanny villaltagiovanny villalta3 tháng trước
  • I'm finally watching it! One thing is spot on for sure SJP can get it.

    Adam BustamanteAdam Bustamante3 tháng trước
  • "This is a pretty good movie" Glad ya finally noticed! ;)

    The KINGThe KING3 tháng trước
  • 10:12 Sweet jesus and 10:35 LMAO. Also I remember really enjoying this film as a kid

    Captain CJ 97Captain CJ 973 tháng trước
  • Marcus not mentioning the witch riding the vacuum cleaner is surprising. I started suffocating when that happened. Yeah, this film holds up very well

    Intelligence ParadigmIntelligence Paradigm3 tháng trước
  • Whenever I see the long haired bully he kinda reminds me of Riley from Inside Out

    qwerty manqwerty man3 tháng trước
  • Dancing Anime girls kinda enhance the viewing experience

    DracyanDracyan3 tháng trước
  • moment 2:02...thats the face that gets made when a black guy develops his first crush on a gothy/spooky white girl.....its quite adorable i remember my first (it was Lydia in Beatle Juice) this is probably the only time I found Sarah Jessica Parker attractive. Not saying shes ugly or anything, but just kinda unnoticable in most things, but here shes got this witchy, gothy spooky chick vibe,....is there an emogi for waving your hand at your neck when its hot in the room? fun fact Max and Thackery Binx were on Errie Indiana

    BlackSamuraiBlackSamurai3 tháng trước
  • I miss shrektober ;-;

    Soul MitsukiSoul Mitsuki3 tháng trước
  • Who doesn't love the dancing anime girls? Makes it better

    Megan VincentMegan Vincent3 tháng trước
  • Oh to have a friendship like this

    LishadraLishadra3 tháng trước
  • Marcus is all of us.

    Rushdin SamieRushdin Samie3 tháng trước
  • FYI, the zombie dude is the skinny monster prosthesis dude in all the Guillermo Del Toro movies.

    warpedminds88warpedminds883 tháng trước
  • I can't love these anymore than I already do! 🥰😍

    ShipFantasticShipFantastic3 tháng trước
  • These videos are my favorite things

    cookie0329cookie03293 tháng trước
  • hioly shit they are making another one

    Tobias KuhnTobias Kuhn3 tháng trước
  • 🤣🤣🤣 the montage is hilariously awesome 🤣🤣🤣

    Hudson EderHudson Eder3 tháng trước
  • Hear me and hear me well, this is THE BEST channel on VIworld! 😭

    Brennden ColbertBrennden Colbert3 tháng trước
  • Marcus through out the entire movie: *nervous sweating*

    boroNk obungoboroNk obungo3 tháng trước
  • I love you people.

    Bigboss5Bigboss53 tháng trước
  • I wish Marcus would play Evil Within 2 i think he would really enjoy it. The art direction is amazing, its really replayable, the story is interesting, you are rewarded for exploring the small open world maps and its a really strategic game.

    Matthew ToopMatthew Toop3 tháng trước