Reviewing My Old Reviews

29 Th04, 2021
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  • 21:57 im dying

    Blade monkeyBlade monkey53 phút trước
  • Great video

    The Company and country of Tra's BodybuildingThe Company and country of Tra's BodybuildingGiờ trước
  • I am starting to believe that Marcus is a crackhead

    Samuel van RijckevorselSamuel van RijckevorselGiờ trước
  • Twitch Chat’s comments about Ragnarok got me fuckin HEATED bro that shit is so good

    Bleached RaptorBleached Raptor2 giờ trước
  • “Good Burger is a 10, Obviously” I can’t tell if this was ironic or not 💀

    Hook ShotHook Shot2 giờ trước
  • your criticism of the rock is how I feel about Chris Hemsworth

    Jack MacmillanJack Macmillan3 giờ trước
  • aquaman is epic for me the visuals are really great

    asheerasheer3 giờ trước
  • IT Chapter 2 isn't that far off from the book, idk if y'all ever read it but the second half is bad lmfao

    unfunnysusunfunnysus3 giờ trước
  • ranks doctor strange the same as Civil War what!?

    Jack MacmillanJack Macmillan4 giờ trước
  • The problem with saying "5 is the average number" is that people see the scales differently. People see a 5 as not good, a 4 as awful, and less than a 4 as unwatchable. They then see a 6 as ok, 7 as good and 8 and above as great. The problem isn't really the scale, but with people viewing the scale. I KNOW 5 should be an average - but I tend to think (perhaps wrongly) of 6.5 or so as being a baseline for good...

    LymerLymer4 giờ trước
  • wait what’s the issue with joss whedon

    Ralf AnkeRalf Anke8 giờ trước
  • I’m glad someone agrees with me with Thor Ragnarok

    Andrew UmanaAndrew Umana13 giờ trước
  • Completely wrong about all of Star Wars.

    Brady NelsonBrady Nelson13 giờ trước
  • am i the only one that heard the jet set radio music, this is why i f with you

    Selah xSelah x14 giờ trước
  • Marcus: What was I on!? Me watching him crack white claws the whole series: Alcohol sir

    Cameron244Cameron24414 giờ trước
  • I will forever think you are on crack for thinking civil war is a 5. Especially after infinity war and endgame. And don’t get me started on black Panther. If you’re going to say Thor Ragnarok is colorful and good then so is black Panther. That’s freaking pretty movie man.

    tunzlunztunzlunz15 giờ trước
    • I mean, he has a point tho.

      SoloMoloSoloMolo11 giờ trước
  • It's strange how you have not reviewed deadpool

    dudsirrtateingdudsirrtateing16 giờ trước
  • If you're looking for an awful movie, watch Mr. boogedy. it's literally the worst

    Jackson BarnesJackson Barnes17 giờ trước
  • I love the video. Yeah, the ending of GoT truly ruined the whole series. Glad people feel the same way.

    Argyle SozeArgyle Soze17 giờ trước
  • I have come to the conclusion that Marcus is the Anthony Fantano of movie reviews

    Albert CaparrosoAlbert Caparroso17 giờ trước
  • Rebels is a one at best

    Louisiana JonesLouisiana Jones18 giờ trước
  • This made me love my subscription to this channel even more

    Joshua Henely ThornhillJoshua Henely Thornhill18 giờ trước
  • "Infinity war is so cool. Better than Endgame". I thought I was the only one...

    João FredericoJoão Frederico18 giờ trước
  • I think Thor 2 got a grade up, for Loki's character development, and Frigga.

    RZRZ21 giờ trước
  • I think you're really underselling Winter Soldier my man. Great fucking movie.

    Trevor PhillipsTrevor Phillips23 giờ trước
  • Ready Player One is one of my favorite movies to be honest. Its stupid at times but i still really liked it.

    ScoutPack151ScoutPack15123 giờ trước
  • Having just rewatched Infinity War and Endgame I have the opposite feelings. To me, IW doesn't hold up because it was an event based on shock value and it doesn't have much of a working structure. Endgame I think has better writing, structure, acting, music, just about everything, but that's just me.

    JonAllen McNamaraJonAllen McNamara23 giờ trước
  • Winter Soldier lower than Iron Man 3, are you on crack?

    David BohrerDavid BohrerNgày trước
  • This man has a laugh like a mad angel

    John ColemanJohn ColemanNgày trước
  • Good Burger 10 obviously

    Jalen MylesJalen MylesNgày trước
  • man had the chance to fix his last of us 2 video and he didn't lmao

    Blade monkeyBlade monkeyNgày trước
  • Why do ppl hate the ant-man movies? I love paul rudd 😭

    jim jamjim jamNgày trước
  • Imagine thinking Fast and Furious 7 is better than 2 Fast 2 Furious

    Fart TonyFart TonyNgày trước
  • To be fair while you were rating the marvel movies you were drinking unless those cans were filled with soda.

    Freak CometFreak CometNgày trước
  • 13:27 Voice turns into that of a 5 year old white girl "I GAVE IT A FOURRRRRRR?"

    Will RossWill RossNgày trước
  • Honestly, the hate towards The Last Jedi makes me feel like I love it when I probably just like it

    w3ghew3gheNgày trước
  • Hot take: I dislike Far From Home almost as much as I dislike Ant-Man and The Wasp

    Shane PrimeShane PrimeNgày trước
  • "7/10, it sucked" -Marcus, a couple of times haha

    RomanticPhantom0RomanticPhantom0Ngày trước
  • Make a video about deadpool

    Nemam ImeNemam ImeNgày trước
  • Neo Yokio was one of the best viewing experiences of my life. It was so hilariously stupid.

    Mediocre BoiMediocre BoiNgày trước
  • WAIT I NEED THE NUMERICAL SCORE FOR CAPTAIN MARVEL!!

    Michael BaklorMichael BaklorNgày trước
  • Spiderman 2 is one of the best superhero movies.

    Lad Lad Lad LadLad Lad Lad LadNgày trước
  • 5:44 Marcus is a single-person Critic Score and Audience Score.

    bulletproofblousebulletproofblouseNgày trước
  • When you said i was on crack for Spider verse i was worried u were gonna lower it. Lol it is totally 10/10

    Mickle PickleMickle PickleNgày trước
  • You should have a two score system.....one being your own....and the other being the regular

    Deacon FrostDeacon FrostNgày trước
  • A 4 is to high WTF

    SpiffeeSpiffeeNgày trước
  • After I heard your Star Wars reviews my respect for you fell through the basement :D

    SanteriSanteriNgày trước
  • rates homecoming a 7.5/10 "there's much better spider-man movies" 5 minutes later rates spider-man 1 a 6/10 and spider-man 2 a 7/10

    CCNgày trước
  • Odds we're getting a Rise of Skywalker video in the next two months

    Joe KaputJoe KaputNgày trước
  • 18:16 That sound freaked me out, that's my message notification sound

    KuzunohaXIVKuzunohaXIVNgày trước
  • Why am I the only one who likes Ant Man movies??????

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • Aquaman just got a higher score than Birds of Prey... My dude

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • Birds of Prey is a 10/10 (I'm exageratting, it's more of an 8.5/10), fight me.

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • Maybe it's because I think an average score is more of a 6 or 7/10, but boy am I not happy with the new scoring

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • I kind of lost my respect here....

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • Marcus here trying to fight me with his scores for Ant-Man movies.

    Talic-osTalic-osNgày trước
  • Sequels suck

    Joshua TindallJoshua TindallNgày trước
  • IT Chapter 2 is bizarre. It almost has all of the same problems as the original Second half of the 90s film. Not as scary as the first half and the adult versions of the characters aren't as compelling or well acted. That and IT Chapter 2 like stops being a horror movie almost immediately in favor of Evil Dead 2 esque gags and heaps of completely un-scary CGI monsters.

    Dylan GrahnDylan GrahnNgày trước
  • You should definitely do a picture show on Deadlist.... its practically "The Room" of horror films

    little big boyelittle big boyeNgày trước
  • Winter soldier> most of the mcu

    RedRedNgày trước
  • This is pretty much how I rate things. I think we're too scarred by barely passing with a 70 for our entire young lives to realize that that was literally math and science and this is art where the range for good/appreciation is much larger. Only in art can you pass off of charm/soul/fun with a bad to eh story. If you're in the upper half at all you're doing well. A 7 is an *objectively* good movie. In school a 100 is just not messing up whereas if I give a fuckin movie a 10 it's one of my favorite movies of all time.

    WinewoodWinewoodNgày trước
  • BRO YOU SHOULD RATE THE CAMP ROCK MOVIES LMAOOO, or make variety hour on them.

    Christian FleischerChristian FleischerNgày trước
  • If you have 50 minutes but want to watch all of macus's videos we'll here you go

    EleCticCOokieEleCticCOokieNgày trước
  • I give this video a 7/10.

    Ross GustafsonRoss GustafsonNgày trước
  • "Solo is so good, it's fucking hideous"

    Matt WardMatt WardNgày trước
  • “Forced emotional moments” shows the scene where T’Challa’s dad dies and propels his entire motivation for his arc in the movie bruh

    Vinny SimmsVinny SimmsNgày trước
    • @The Fox yeah I like Marcus but his Civil War take is trashhhhhhh

      Vinny SimmsVinny SimmsNgày trước
    • I can't understand his criticisms of Winter Soldier and Civil War. I thought T'Challa's motivation was anything but convoluted. His dad gets seemingly murdered by Bucky and he wanted revenge. Makes sense to me.

      The FoxThe FoxNgày trước
  • Honestly, I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who likes Iron Man 3 the most of the Iron Man trilogy

    Antonio DiavoloAntonio DiavoloNgày trước
  • How is Revenge of the Sith ranked so low?

    SyndicatefireSyndicatefireNgày trước
  • Cosmo rescoring Thor the dark world to a 1/10 to me was his greatest rescore. Like... Why was it on par with Thor 1 again? It is so bad.

    AppoLogic LanceAppoLogic LanceNgày trước
  • Ragnarok was just about the only Marvel movie that I strongly disliked. 2/10. No bueno.

    Samuel KhasinSamuel KhasinNgày trước
  • The Last Jedi feels like a good movie in an entirely different trilogy than The Force Awakens.

    TobermoryTobermoryNgày trước
  • Marcus: "I love it." Sam Raimi stans: "So you are saying you hate it."

    TobermoryTobermoryNgày trước
  • I got drunk and watched Ready Player One and decided it was the worst movie I had ever seen. It *was* pretty funny but there were a few times it was so aggressively inane that I had to just stop and walk away to breathe for a while. Never had to just leave the viewing experience like that for any other movie tbh

    Intelligence ParadigmIntelligence ParadigmNgày trước
  • He still didn't score Captain Marvel

    Chad PetersonChad PetersonNgày trước
    • 28:04

      Void Striker FilmsVoid Striker Films23 giờ trước
  • WTF he needs to play Remind it's actually way better than KH3

    Penguin BoiPenguin BoiNgày trước
  • 45:12 no its not

    Gyro ZepelliGyro ZepelliNgày trước
    • He defenetly never played a good stealth game before.

      Finnsen17Finnsen17Ngày trước
  • I genuinely enjoyed any man Is it just me oh just me huh... oh u want me to leave cuz I’m on crack.. alright I’ll leave.... :(

    REX RAZORREX RAZORNgày trước
  • The Spiderverse rescore was honestly the best redemption arc ever

    DerpRaptorDerpRaptorNgày trước
  • Shout out to the Leman Russ tank!

    EwanEwanNgày trước
  • I'm late af to this video, but you scared the shit outta me when you were talking about Spider Verse...

    Jorge OteroJorge OteroNgày trước
  • Marcus scared me when he said Spiderverse and Blade Runner 2049 weren’t 9s. The relief when he deemed them each a 10 was insane and he’s correct.

    Jordan WilliamsJordan WilliamsNgày trước
  • I’ve played Hellblade consistently for three years and I’m still discovering new attack combos. The combat itself is a 10. There’s actually not one bad thing about the game, and I almost always end up completing it in one sitting. I’d honestly say it is better than God of War, and it’s upsetting more people don’t know about it.

    Jordan WilliamsJordan WilliamsNgày trước
  • I would love more stream compilations

    Edmund AvilesEdmund AvilesNgày trước
  • Incredible Hulk should be 1/10

    Chris LauberChris LauberNgày trước
  • The Last Airbender can get a -5 from me. And that’s being generous. *FUCK. THAT. MOVIE.*

    TheRealdealdude2TheRealdealdude2Ngày trước
  • As far as "movie enjoyment" vs "objective goodness" I feel like the way to go is "5 is a totally adequate, unremarkable movie there is no reason to see this" whereas 10 and 1 are both "must see you will want to watch it again and again" albeit for opposite reasons. That being the case 7 is a solid "no go watch this movie you'll enjoy it but it's nothing amazing" and 5 is "this is the most unambiguously boring movie I have ever seen"

    BreakerSwitchBreakerSwitchNgày trước
  • Wow you were really pulling a J2G with all the 6/10's

    Pipflake BricksPipflake Bricks2 ngày trước
  • Ok game of thrones does have a shit ending but a four is WAY too low like how is dr strange above got LMAO

    Kate PurdyKate Purdy2 ngày trước
  • Ragnarok is my most hated good marvel movie. I know it is good. But it went the exact opposite direction that I wish it went. The actual epicness and depth of the Ragnarok story will never be tell in the big screen. Fuck me.

    羽白包子羽白包子2 ngày trước
  • I still don't get why he hates the Ant-man movie. It's a solid 7.5/10 for me.

    Jayanth KumarJayanth Kumar2 ngày trước
  • well that was interesting, me and Marcus don't see eye to eye in star wars but ill respect his opinion

    MR. F and Co.MR. F and Co.2 ngày trước
  • Tall Girl should be a 13/10

    Emmajean WilsonEmmajean Wilson2 ngày trước
  • 30:57 This is why I have never taken the time to watch the last season of game of Thrones. And I never will :)

    Hunter ChewningHunter Chewning2 ngày trước
  • lmao revenge of the sith is top 2-3.

    vShotsvShots2 ngày trước
  • "There's a cutoff point I don't want to do this again" -- but sir the Video pick up 100k views per day so maaaaaayyybbbeee slot it in again next year? :D

    onezerotwoonezerotwo2 ngày trước
  • I still haven't seen BR2049 but I think you've just convinced me to put it on my must watch list

    November SierraNovember Sierra2 ngày trước
  • Finally a youtube reviewer with a million subs that doesn't just shit on TLOU2 for the clout. Its a good game. Thanks Markey.

    Lord ThunderbunsLord Thunderbuns2 ngày trước
  • Personally, I love it but I don’t think infinity war feels like a movie and I prefer endgame cause that does

    Spacecreeper38Spacecreeper382 ngày trước
  • When he said: “Revenge of the sith is better than all of the sequels, well if your like an idiot it is” I laughed so hard😂

    DeathwishDeathwish2 ngày trước
  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO, I WOULD LOVE MORE STREAM COMPILATIONS💕💕

    Annie LemonAnnie Lemon2 ngày trước
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