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There was a chick named marsha in my high school and she was 6’1 and I was in loveee with her
Well this is real I know is a long time ago I know there a woman that is 7'3" she pass away but also I'm sorry there is a man that is 8'11" he pass away long time ago ok I'm not going to lied
Tall girl is an alright movie I watched it last year. I had a pretty good time
This did age well
nobody else is 6.1 in the entire school... Sure
13:13
Tall girl: men always objectify us! Tall girl when she sees a short boy: HAHA! YOU’RE JUST A LITTLE GUY! MY WAIST IS ABOVE YOUR HEAD! DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE SHRIMP! 😂🤣
Am I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious that her dad is the same actor who plays Greg Heffley’s dad?
Some kid: My mom and dad died in a car crash when I was 5 years old, I constantly get bullied and beaten up for my ADHD and my adoptive parents abuse me everyday. Also, I just got diagnosed with stage 4 brain cancer and I have a 10% chance of survival. Tall girl: Shut up! You can’t even begin to comprehend how painful my life is. I’m tall.
Everyone’s a victim now
Tall girl be 6.1 not that tall it just means she hit her growth Burt
This movie is more hypocritical than hypocrites.
white people i swear......
Tall Girl 2 is now in production 👀 will be expecting another Cosmonaut vid soon!
I dont understand what I just watched
Funfact is that the short guy looks more like Jordi than tall girl herself
Man, I'm 6' and still most of the people in my school are taller than me, if she 6'1" then the other people might as well be 5' or something
Has anyone seen "Collection Of A Dollhouse" that is a true school tragedy
Tall Girl is the antagonist in her own movie
"that's a low blow for a tall girl"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
19:23
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Tall girl is painful.
Would’ve been 10 times better if the girls head was just out of frame the whole movie.
She acts like she has the same disease that the Rocky boy did in the movie Mask
I have several female friends who are 6' 1'' or taller. That isn't a strange height at all.
Them dubbing over swede and black friend is fucking hilarious
I didn't get this movie....it's just plain stupid and the biggest tragedy is that she isn't even that tall
i want a sequel called short boy
This has better writing then got season 8
I am actually deeply interested in the idea of the attractive foreign exchange guy being in witness protection and trying to be unpopular for his own safety, lmao. What a premise.
I've known SO many girls who were taller than 6 foot in school, and I've heard them mention it maybe a collective 5 times.
he called the mom angela as if to reference her name in the office
we gonna just ignore the fact that a swedish person thats new to english knows the phrase "in prompt to"
grindelwald is okay to say the n word his mom is black
11:39 😣😣😣
i'm 6 feet tall. that's not rare. If you want to label her as tall girl, make her 7 feet tall.
Going from the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid dad to the Tall Girl dad is a huge fall.
lmao 6.1 my small friend group has like 4 people taller than that are americans just tiny
I'm 4'10". Netflix should make a movie about my struggles.
Netflix make a good movie challenge.
Sad thing is their fake swedish accent is better than the actor's 😂
The witness protection bit had me dying
They predicted the plotline before fully watching the movie 😂
Interestingly the actor who played Dunkleman played a popular player character in the HBOMax series Love Life. So Marcus was right that he'd be more attractive in another school setting.
This shit had me laughing all the way through
that janelle monae joke was funny
“you think your life is hard?” the child with lukemia watching this movie:
Oh my god, the Tip Toppers exist...I can’t believe I looked it up
This is sooo funny 😂🤣😂😂
Tall, white, straight, attractive blonde girls are the most oppressed group
I think I've never met a guy who could not imagine being with a tall girl. I know a lot of girls who are about the same height as Ava Michelle (the actress who plays Jodi) and all of them have had guys standing in line to date them (especially girls who are so beautiful as Ava Michelle). It is usually much worse for short guys, because many girls would never want to be with a guy who is significantly shorter than themselves. / greetings from Sweden
That opening line from the movie just had me saying “oh fuck off”
"This movie isnt bad we should clarify that" "its bad"
Best thing about the movie was the song in the final scene
They should make a movie called short guy
Hey should use hornswaggle
Holy shit is her dad Frank Heffley?
Yeah
6’1” is not even that tall
This is probably my favourite cosmonaut video. And I’ve got no idea why
I will forever wonder who thought trying to dress like a Lobelia girl and a janitor would look like someone trying to be a wallflower.
Oh no, I’ve got genetic advantages over a majority of those that associate with my gender. MY LIFE SUCKS. As a guy whose held back by shitty genetics despite working my ass off in sports, I say go fuck yourself
There not bullying tall people there bullying her cuz her personality is tall basically
Cats racist bruh
She needs to calm down, being tall is not bad at all, guys are into weirder shit than that, compared that is perfect. Guys who would point that out as a negative aren't worth time.
I've never seen this movie but this was BY FAR my favorite CVH video ever. Holy crap. i can't stop laughing still
Bro my friend is 6,2 and in 7th grade
@Coltkiller Gaming yea...
@Pog Man this movie is unrealistic
He doesn’t get bullied
Wasn’t she mad cause that boy was short lol so......I don’t get it lol she was doing the same thing lol
Lol she wasn’t even that tall cause that boy was the same height everyone was the same height lol
AHEM. It's actually pronounced "steeg" in swedish, they actually got it right. But the actor playing the swedish guy has the accent so wrong rofl
17:19 lmao
There are atleast 10 guys over 6'1 in my school and I'm from INDIA. What is the point of this movie
People from wherever she’s from
me: whos 5 feet tall and 14.
Skyler Storm decks little Gordon Ramsey man
9:35😭
Well people actually watch this stuff
His Gordon Ramsey impression is English and He’s Scottish As a Scot that offends me
Gordon Ramsay is Swedish
Ok ik I’m late in this one but I think the sculpture in the back 6:22 is Ruth Bader Ginsburg who was a former Supreme Court
Stig is a very common name in Sweden...for men over 70.
@Hayden Tyler Yeah, you could say Stig has fallen out of fashion, but isn't Bob technically a nickname in the US?
@Yggdrasil Ynternational it's just a name that has fallen out of fashion. Not many people are named Bob anymore.
@Hayden Tyler I'm not sure, I don't think I know how Americans call each other Bob... Does that just mean that they're ordinary?
Is it the Swedish equivalent of calling people "bob"?
This school must be in some alternate timeline where everyone is about a foot shorter than average
Ava (the actor who plays Jody) is only 5’10 in real life so does that mean everyone else is like 5’1?
Guys she thinks that 6’1 is so tall for 16 fricken tommyinnit is taller than that
Tall pretty girl cant get a di*k, omg there are guys thwowing them selfs at her, the guy that likes her is discriminated against andjust put to the side as his life isnt important.OMG the side guys in films are so insolting
I'm 6 inches taller than Tall Girl reeeee
Me being that kid that wears blazers is the drama kid has freckles brown hair and has a cool house everyone makes fun of me for it kids are brew these days I hate my generation
For those of you who came back to this vid for the same reason I did, The cat intervenes at 19:23
Resident Evil Vampire Lady just fuckin killed this movies message without even intending to do so
I'm sure we will get a prequel where she was made fun of for having size 15 shoes in high school
The crate thing is like that joke in gekkan shoujo nozaki kun
I have to agree the sister is the best character in the movie
The accuracy you guys made is on point. 😭
"You think you got problems?", I wanna show this movie to Holocaust survivors and see their reactions so badly. I mean I'm 6.3 and nobody ever gave me shit for it, The only problem I ever had is that I keep hitting my head on the doorway in my house.
"How is the weather up there?" girl that's not even offensive my friends were calling me hobbit lol
The black guys bangs upset me
Yo Greg Hefley’s dad and Angela from The Office is in this
Why doesn’t she become a basketball player, volleyball player, or literally any other sport? All she does is complain about how tall she is instead of using it to her advantage.
This is such a comfort video for me.. I've watched it like 5 or 6 times
13:10
Took me a minute to clock that the protagonists mam is Angela from the office
He dad is the dad from Diary of a wimpy kid
8:27 - 8:47 I'm in tears rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣
money heist in spanish its callec "la casa de papel" wich translate to house of paper i love the spanish name but in english its very dumb
Y’know that one scene everyone’s making TikToks of? “You think you’re life is hard, yada yada yada Men’s size 13 Nikes *beat that* ” Heh heh heh...okay How about you try growing up with 2 mental disabilities (autism and ADD) in an environment full of ignorant assholes who find any opportunity to trigger and gaslight you. To the point where you resort to closing yourself off from people at all times. So much to the point that you forget basic communication skills. And even THAT’S totally minuscule compared to what some other kids go through