Tall Girl is a BAD PERSON

01 Th10, 2019
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  • There was a chick named marsha in my high school and she was 6’1 and I was in loveee with her

    KarbonKortezKarbonKortez13 giờ trước
  • Well this is real I know is a long time ago I know there a woman that is 7'3" she pass away but also I'm sorry there is a man that is 8'11" he pass away long time ago ok I'm not going to lied

    David PottingerDavid Pottinger20 giờ trước
  • Tall girl is an alright movie I watched it last year. I had a pretty good time

    Yasir SaleheenYasir Saleheen23 giờ trước
  • This did age well

    Der PapierschredderDer PapierschredderNgày trước
  • nobody else is 6.1 in the entire school... Sure

    AnikinC7AnikinC7Ngày trước
  • 13:13

    DrifterDrifter2 ngày trước
  • Tall girl: men always objectify us! Tall girl when she sees a short boy: HAHA! YOU’RE JUST A LITTLE GUY! MY WAIST IS ABOVE YOUR HEAD! DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE SHRIMP! 😂🤣

    Reid ElsonReid Elson3 ngày trước
  • Am I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious that her dad is the same actor who plays Greg Heffley’s dad?

    Reid ElsonReid Elson3 ngày trước
  • Some kid: My mom and dad died in a car crash when I was 5 years old, I constantly get bullied and beaten up for my ADHD and my adoptive parents abuse me everyday. Also, I just got diagnosed with stage 4 brain cancer and I have a 10% chance of survival. Tall girl: Shut up! You can’t even begin to comprehend how painful my life is. I’m tall.

    Reid ElsonReid Elson3 ngày trước
  • Everyone’s a victim now

    KaleKale4 ngày trước
  • Tall girl be 6.1 not that tall it just means she hit her growth Burt

    Swisher ManSwisher Man5 ngày trước
  • This movie is more hypocritical than hypocrites.

    The Arkinator AssassinThe Arkinator Assassin5 ngày trước
  • white people i swear......

    ojas anandojas anand6 ngày trước
  • Tall Girl 2 is now in production 👀 will be expecting another Cosmonaut vid soon!

    Davi M.Davi M.6 ngày trước
  • I dont understand what I just watched

    Aw350m3 H3R0Aw350m3 H3R06 ngày trước
  • Funfact is that the short guy looks more like Jordi than tall girl herself

    Parth KaliaParth Kalia6 ngày trước
  • Man, I'm 6' and still most of the people in my school are taller than me, if she 6'1" then the other people might as well be 5' or something

    Parth KaliaParth Kalia6 ngày trước
  • Has anyone seen "Collection Of A Dollhouse" that is a true school tragedy

    youssif ebaid yousifyoussif ebaid yousif6 ngày trước
  • Tall Girl is the antagonist in her own movie

    That GuyThat Guy6 ngày trước
  • "that's a low blow for a tall girl"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Jay BhutoriaJay Bhutoria6 ngày trước
  • 19:23

    JPenta5JPenta57 ngày trước
  • ➡️ ssur.cc/Snapgirls9etoaposo ⤵️ B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G h.o.T G.i.r.L's -L-o-V-e-S-e-X---❤️😘 ..👍 !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもん(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候

    Rin RinRin Rin8 ngày trước
  • Tall girl is painful.

    TeenSadnQueerTeenSadnQueer8 ngày trước
  • Would’ve been 10 times better if the girls head was just out of frame the whole movie.

    KA-BLAMO! StudiosKA-BLAMO! Studios8 ngày trước
  • She acts like she has the same disease that the Rocky boy did in the movie Mask

    george persaudgeorge persaud8 ngày trước
  • I have several female friends who are 6' 1'' or taller. That isn't a strange height at all.

    Sean Gulley-ryanSean Gulley-ryan9 ngày trước
  • Them dubbing over swede and black friend is fucking hilarious

    Rimuru TempestRimuru Tempest9 ngày trước
  • I didn't get this movie....it's just plain stupid and the biggest tragedy is that she isn't even that tall

    Pavan MaddiniPavan Maddini9 ngày trước
  • i want a sequel called short boy

    Naruto UzumakiNaruto Uzumaki10 ngày trước
  • This has better writing then got season 8

    A DualshockA Dualshock11 ngày trước
  • I am actually deeply interested in the idea of the attractive foreign exchange guy being in witness protection and trying to be unpopular for his own safety, lmao. What a premise.

    ZyphentZyphent11 ngày trước
  • I've known SO many girls who were taller than 6 foot in school, and I've heard them mention it maybe a collective 5 times.

    Payson DavisPayson Davis13 ngày trước
  • he called the mom angela as if to reference her name in the office

    Magic MTBMagic MTB13 ngày trước
  • we gonna just ignore the fact that a swedish person thats new to english knows the phrase "in prompt to"

    Magic MTBMagic MTB13 ngày trước
  • grindelwald is okay to say the n word his mom is black

    Magic MTBMagic MTB13 ngày trước
  • 11:39 😣😣😣

    Jotaro KujoJotaro Kujo13 ngày trước
  • i'm 6 feet tall. that's not rare. If you want to label her as tall girl, make her 7 feet tall.

    Jotaro KujoJotaro Kujo13 ngày trước
  • Going from the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid dad to the Tall Girl dad is a huge fall.

    Jotaro KujoJotaro Kujo13 ngày trước
  • lmao 6.1 my small friend group has like 4 people taller than that are americans just tiny

    kazzkazz13 ngày trước
  • I'm 4'10". Netflix should make a movie about my struggles.

    askarsfan2011askarsfan201113 ngày trước
  • Netflix make a good movie challenge.

    Blue TwoBlue Two13 ngày trước
  • Sad thing is their fake swedish accent is better than the actor's 😂

    Prita Priyanka PariPrita Priyanka Pari14 ngày trước
  • The witness protection bit had me dying

    lietz13lietz1314 ngày trước
  • They predicted the plotline before fully watching the movie 😂

    Prita Priyanka PariPrita Priyanka Pari14 ngày trước
  • Interestingly the actor who played Dunkleman played a popular player character in the HBOMax series Love Life. So Marcus was right that he'd be more attractive in another school setting.

    Siyabonga AfricaSiyabonga Africa15 ngày trước
  • This shit had me laughing all the way through

    Gael ZubiateGael Zubiate15 ngày trước
  • that janelle monae joke was funny

    Austin MontgomeryAustin Montgomery15 ngày trước
  • “you think your life is hard?” the child with lukemia watching this movie:

    NeoSenjuNeoSenju15 ngày trước
  • Oh my god, the Tip Toppers exist...I can’t believe I looked it up

    Digit TollDigit Toll15 ngày trước
  • This is sooo funny 😂🤣😂😂

    ElixerElixer15 ngày trước
  • Tall, white, straight, attractive blonde girls are the most oppressed group

    Conor MeehanConor Meehan16 ngày trước
  • I think I've never met a guy who could not imagine being with a tall girl. I know a lot of girls who are about the same height as Ava Michelle (the actress who plays Jodi) and all of them have had guys standing in line to date them (especially girls who are so beautiful as Ava Michelle). It is usually much worse for short guys, because many girls would never want to be with a guy who is significantly shorter than themselves. / greetings from Sweden

    JohnnyJoeJohnnyJoe16 ngày trước
  • That opening line from the movie just had me saying “oh fuck off”

    Riley HanceRiley Hance16 ngày trước
  • "This movie isnt bad we should clarify that" "its bad"

    Isaac BenzingIsaac Benzing16 ngày trước
  • Best thing about the movie was the song in the final scene

    Josh PalmerJosh Palmer16 ngày trước
  • They should make a movie called short guy

    The thumb warrior MendozaThe thumb warrior Mendoza17 ngày trước
    • Hey should use hornswaggle

      Coltkiller GamingColtkiller Gaming9 ngày trước
  • Holy shit is her dad Frank Heffley?

    Q toelkeQ toelke17 ngày trước
    • Yeah

      Coltkiller GamingColtkiller Gaming9 ngày trước
  • 6’1” is not even that tall

    Q toelkeQ toelke17 ngày trước
  • This is probably my favourite cosmonaut video. And I’ve got no idea why

    Saxon HenningSaxon Henning18 ngày trước
  • I will forever wonder who thought trying to dress like a Lobelia girl and a janitor would look like someone trying to be a wallflower.

    Gossiper ZoroarkGossiper Zoroark18 ngày trước
  • Oh no, I’ve got genetic advantages over a majority of those that associate with my gender. MY LIFE SUCKS. As a guy whose held back by shitty genetics despite working my ass off in sports, I say go fuck yourself

    Simple PersonSimple Person18 ngày trước
    • There not bullying tall people there bullying her cuz her personality is tall basically

      Coltkiller GamingColtkiller Gaming9 ngày trước
  • Cats racist bruh

    syfysyfy18 ngày trước
  • She needs to calm down, being tall is not bad at all, guys are into weirder shit than that, compared that is perfect. Guys who would point that out as a negative aren't worth time.

    Templar CrossTemplar Cross18 ngày trước
  • I've never seen this movie but this was BY FAR my favorite CVH video ever. Holy crap. i can't stop laughing still

    永住大関永住大関19 ngày trước
  • Bro my friend is 6,2 and in 7th grade

    Pog ManPog Man19 ngày trước
    • @Coltkiller Gaming yea...

      Pog ManPog Man6 ngày trước
    • @Pog Man this movie is unrealistic

      Coltkiller GamingColtkiller Gaming9 ngày trước
    • He doesn’t get bullied

      Pog ManPog Man19 ngày trước
  • Wasn’t she mad cause that boy was short lol so......I don’t get it lol she was doing the same thing lol

    alorxiaalorxia19 ngày trước
  • Lol she wasn’t even that tall cause that boy was the same height everyone was the same height lol

    alorxiaalorxia19 ngày trước
  • AHEM. It's actually pronounced "steeg" in swedish, they actually got it right. But the actor playing the swedish guy has the accent so wrong rofl

    MagicoolerMagicooler20 ngày trước
  • 17:19 lmao

    Cornell CrossCornell Cross20 ngày trước
  • There are atleast 10 guys over 6'1 in my school and I'm from INDIA. What is the point of this movie

    moonymoony21 ngày trước
    • People from wherever she’s from

      Coltkiller GamingColtkiller Gaming9 ngày trước
  • me: whos 5 feet tall and 14.

    Owen OrtizOwen Ortiz21 ngày trước
  • Skyler Storm decks little Gordon Ramsey man

    smo_Phoenixsmo_Phoenix22 ngày trước
  • 9:35😭

    Omar CruzOmar Cruz22 ngày trước
  • Well people actually watch this stuff

    Naked SssnakeNaked Sssnake23 ngày trước
  • His Gordon Ramsey impression is English and He’s Scottish As a Scot that offends me

    Hutchis OpinionHutchis Opinion23 ngày trước
    • Gordon Ramsay is Swedish

      Coltkiller GamingColtkiller Gaming9 ngày trước
  • Ok ik I’m late in this one but I think the sculpture in the back 6:22 is Ruth Bader Ginsburg who was a former Supreme Court

    Halo EnforcerHalo Enforcer23 ngày trước
  • Stig is a very common name in Sweden...for men over 70.

    Yggdrasil YnternationalYggdrasil Ynternational24 ngày trước
    • @Hayden Tyler Yeah, you could say Stig has fallen out of fashion, but isn't Bob technically a nickname in the US?

      Yggdrasil YnternationalYggdrasil Ynternational23 ngày trước
    • @Yggdrasil Ynternational it's just a name that has fallen out of fashion. Not many people are named Bob anymore.

      Hayden TylerHayden Tyler23 ngày trước
    • @Hayden Tyler I'm not sure, I don't think I know how Americans call each other Bob... Does that just mean that they're ordinary?

      Yggdrasil YnternationalYggdrasil Ynternational24 ngày trước
    • Is it the Swedish equivalent of calling people "bob"?

      Hayden TylerHayden Tyler24 ngày trước
  • This school must be in some alternate timeline where everyone is about a foot shorter than average

    Noah ManningNoah Manning24 ngày trước
  • Ava (the actor who plays Jody) is only 5’10 in real life so does that mean everyone else is like 5’1?

    Just some Indian Who likes animeJust some Indian Who likes anime25 ngày trước
  • Guys she thinks that 6’1 is so tall for 16 fricken tommyinnit is taller than that

    Spoopy SmileSpoopy Smile25 ngày trước
  • Tall pretty girl cant get a di*k, omg there are guys thwowing them selfs at her, the guy that likes her is discriminated against andjust put to the side as his life isnt important.OMG the side guys in films are so insolting

    Tristan DimitrijevTristan Dimitrijev26 ngày trước
  • I'm 6 inches taller than Tall Girl reeeee

    Tom CavanaghTom Cavanagh26 ngày trước
  • Me being that kid that wears blazers is the drama kid has freckles brown hair and has a cool house everyone makes fun of me for it kids are brew these days I hate my generation

    The NewkThe Newk26 ngày trước
  • For those of you who came back to this vid for the same reason I did, The cat intervenes at 19:23

    Jeremiah ChambersJeremiah Chambers27 ngày trước
  • Resident Evil Vampire Lady just fuckin killed this movies message without even intending to do so

    Luiz Guilherme CortezLuiz Guilherme Cortez27 ngày trước
    • I'm sure we will get a prequel where she was made fun of for having size 15 shoes in high school

      Waffles for lunchWaffles for lunch25 ngày trước
  • The crate thing is like that joke in gekkan shoujo nozaki kun

    Afh LoverAfh Lover27 ngày trước
  • I have to agree the sister is the best character in the movie

    Vishal PatareVishal Patare27 ngày trước
  • The accuracy you guys made is on point. 😭

    Azael GomezAzael Gomez27 ngày trước
  • "You think you got problems?", I wanna show this movie to Holocaust survivors and see their reactions so badly. I mean I'm 6.3 and nobody ever gave me shit for it, The only problem I ever had is that I keep hitting my head on the doorway in my house.

    Historical Truth Above AllHistorical Truth Above All27 ngày trước
  • "How is the weather up there?" girl that's not even offensive my friends were calling me hobbit lol

    senasena28 ngày trước
  • The black guys bangs upset me

    OzOz28 ngày trước
  • Yo Greg Hefley’s dad and Angela from The Office is in this

    Mark FloodMark Flood28 ngày trước
  • Why doesn’t she become a basketball player, volleyball player, or literally any other sport? All she does is complain about how tall she is instead of using it to her advantage.

    BodaciousDoggoBodaciousDoggo28 ngày trước
  • This is such a comfort video for me.. I've watched it like 5 or 6 times

    Tom _Tom _29 ngày trước
  • 13:10

    Collin YatesCollin Yates29 ngày trước
  • Took me a minute to clock that the protagonists mam is Angela from the office

    enoughabouteveenoughabouteve29 ngày trước
  • He dad is the dad from Diary of a wimpy kid

    Funny Man JustinFunny Man JustinTháng trước
  • 8:27 - 8:47 I'm in tears rn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    KovikoKovikoTháng trước
  • money heist in spanish its callec "la casa de papel" wich translate to house of paper i love the spanish name but in english its very dumb

    david perazadavid perazaTháng trước
  • Y’know that one scene everyone’s making TikToks of? “You think you’re life is hard, yada yada yada Men’s size 13 Nikes *beat that* ” Heh heh heh...okay How about you try growing up with 2 mental disabilities (autism and ADD) in an environment full of ignorant assholes who find any opportunity to trigger and gaslight you. To the point where you resort to closing yourself off from people at all times. So much to the point that you forget basic communication skills. And even THAT’S totally minuscule compared to what some other kids go through

    Little SmithLittle SmithTháng trước