The Cloverfield Paradox - Why it Sucks

12 Th02, 2018
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  • lol that 3d printed pistol is real model you can download the prints online and you just need to install the barrel. fun fact they have never been used in a crime .

    Aw350m3 H3R0Aw350m3 H3R06 ngày trước
  • Marcus should check out mother on Hulu that movie is trippy yo .

    Aw350m3 H3R0Aw350m3 H3R06 ngày trước
  • yo cosmonaut, at 6:51 you pick apart the 3d printed gun. you can 3d print a gun, its super cool and very possible, google it

    DariusDarius14 ngày trước
  • Crazy Guy: If this goes wrong Chaos will be unleased Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, Slaanesh: :)

    Leonardo ZaklikowskiLeonardo Zaklikowski16 ngày trước
  • Fuck conected movies. Seriously.

    Petr FedorPetr Fedor23 ngày trước
  • Glad Overlord ended up not being connected to these movies and was actually really good.

    AcornPlaysAcornPlaysTháng trước
  • Shouldn’t the in movie universe be called “Clo-verse”....

    Anthony ThangheAnthony ThangheTháng trước
  • Even Harvey bullock didnt want this movie to happen

    Peetu SaikkonenPeetu SaikkonenTháng trước
  • Roy would hate this movie.

    Cal6009Cal6009Tháng trước
  • Whait, i slept while watching this movie

    Parth KaliaParth KaliaTháng trước
  • Ok but did they try turning the spaceship off and on again?

    Caitlyn MorgensternCaitlyn MorgensternTháng trước
  • The talented segment alternatively haunt because seashore broadly knit around a psychotic sunday. daffy, enthusiastic loan

    mira edoraysmira edoraysTháng trước
  • Wait yeah they were making another cloverfield movie whatever happened to that?

    chiclesdeadospesoschiclesdeadospesosTháng trước
  • tbh i do not know what this means

    Daniel DavisDaniel DavisTháng trước
  • Why u tryin to take funny man job

    Thineus ThaddeusThineus ThaddeusTháng trước
  • 2:25 😂

    warren byrnewarren byrneTháng trước
  • 7:10 I assume you're not american

    Waifu WaffenWaifu WaffenTháng trước
  • So been 3 years guess that s called another differet movie script but coice sla cloverfied in the tittle ad suppose to be release kn that oct never camr to be ad change the tittle and the real cloverfjeld direct sequel is on the works now.

    Ian CruzIan Cruz2 tháng trước
  • Honestly the idea of a spaceship crossing dimensions and crashing with another sounds like an fun idea for a sci fi horror film, it just sucks that they never took advantage of that and resorted to weird ass worms and severed arms with no substance or reasoning behind the fact it needs to be a cloverfield movie. They really should have focused on the relationships of the characters and how they clashed with the interdimensional astronauts, maybe they have different cultural attitudes, different alien biology, just something that would make for an interesting conflict.

    William HanekomWilliam Hanekom2 tháng trước
  • The arm was from his alternate time line version and I’m guessing the work guy tapped to his alternate self too. She also knows where the gun is because the alternate worm guy to his other self to make it, so she must of went through a similar situation. Only thing that really didn’t make sense was if her ship is gone how she end up in space. You say it treats you like an idiot in the beginning but when it doesn’t you call it stupid.

    TheManWithCloudEnvyTheManWithCloudEnvy2 tháng trước
  • HELLO FROM 2021!!!

    Adhemar JamesAdhemar James2 tháng trước
  • Bruh Chinese lady is now chewbuca now ppl

    US AGENTUS AGENT2 tháng trước
  • Controversial opinion: if you go into The Cloverfield Paradox just expecting a bunch of wacky space nonsense that doesn't really make sense, it's actually a really fun watch! I went into it knowing people didn't like it and assumed it wasn't gonna make sense and had a really fun time!

    LilBirbyLilBirby2 tháng trước
  • AKA The Man from IT Crowd

    Patrick GuilfoylePatrick Guilfoyle2 tháng trước
  • I honestly saw the cover for this movie in a JB-HiFi magazine and 10 Clvr Ln made a big impact in terms of movies I had seen at the time and honestly nothing has really topped it still, so there I was exhilarated to see that they we're making a sequel and a S.W.O.R.D looking space station, I thought this was going to be the best thing ever and we'd see the attack from the aliens from the perspective of this space station and we we're going to follow the crew trying to survive and get off ship/mostly die while we explored the aliens more, which unpopular opinion I absolutely went insane seeing them at the end since there was so much hype I had when seeing the trailer knowing that there was a big mystery with the massive light in the background of the house, which sounds a lot less cooler than it is and seeing the movie a year after the trailer was honestly amazing to see that it wasn't all just our paranoia, which damn John Goodman is amazing at being narcissistic and making the audience and ourselves doubt reality, seeing the aliens at the end was such a great pay off and amazing twist since I thought a car with the headlights on would just come around from the house and Michelle would find out there's no apocalypse, but SHE WAS RIGHT, and that was such a great payoff, and seeing the massive ship at the end was amazing and left me wanting more in a sequel continuing Michelle's character, but then I discovered Cloverfield 1 was a thing and shit went downhill when we learnt JJ wasn't going to intertwine these stories and just keep on slapping the Cloverfield logo on them. 5 years later I'm still yearning for a sequel to the second film but I know that will never happen because the original will probably take priority if JJ even considers it, still the best movie experience I've had to date and can't highly recommend it more so honestly just watch it, I still have hope, and if you do too join us on r/cloververse, but I wouldn't get too hung up over it since I honestly think the dream is dead, I'm grateful for the memories anyway, not to JJ, but to the cast and crew of the original bunker script and Matt Reeves, hey, without the Cloverfield logo being slapped on the cover I would have never discovered Cloverfield which is a great movie too and the first person found footage genre is one I sorely miss, also my second favorite films since they're both tied in quality are Searching and Chronicle which I'd both highly recommend, they are so underated. Thankyou for reading to the end, I'm happy to know if at least one person discovered these movies because of me, they're just amazing, or maybe it's just my preference, one things for sure I'll never forget them.

    Chrisp MinisChrisp Minis2 tháng trước
  • 3d printing a gun is posible but sketch as fuck

    Ethan CastilloEthan Castillo2 tháng trước
  • If this movie had come out 2 years later it would have never heard the end of the Among us comparisons and mockery

    Vito CVito C3 tháng trước
  • sucking up through the window in a spaceship is the stupidiest thing ever and people still dont understand its stupidity. the difference of pressures between space and spaceship is just ONE ATMOSPHERE. It's virtually nothing.

    kokrouczkokroucz3 tháng trước
  • 2:48 YOO MY MAN HARVEY BULLOCK

    internet travlerinternet travler3 tháng trước
  • Calling him the Bridesmaids guy instead the IT Crowd guy. That hurts.

    KhaosElementKhaosElement3 tháng trước
  • If the cloververse is actually a multiverse, then everything from Alien to Glitchtale to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure are cloverfield films.

    not mariolevinot mariolevi3 tháng trước
  • Did he just call Roy from IT Crowd, the guy from Bridesmaids?

    Fart TonyFart Tony3 tháng trước
  • Geezus wtf is wrong with Brienne of Tarth's mouth on minute 4:26 ?? it's so creepy

    Gilgamesh -Gilgamesh -3 tháng trước
  • 3D Printing a Gun "Can you just do that?" Yes, you can. It's a 3 Dimensional Blueprint like any other "That should not be allowed" Unrelated to what you just asked, and it's not allowed "That should not be a feature" Explain to me how a Machine is meant to determine if a Blueprint can be used as Weaponry, develop the Feature, and prove that it Works. Then you can complain why it doesnt exist in Movies. OMG I love Ryan Reynolds. "Buried" was te best Comedy 2010

    SalusFuturisticsSalusFuturistics3 tháng trước
    • @Dog God 3D Printing is Part of my Job, so yeah, actually.

      SalusFuturisticsSalusFuturisticsTháng trước
    • You either take 3D printer or guns waaaaay too seriously. I hope it's the 3D printers though, just for variety.

      Dog GodDog GodTháng trước
  • This shit's like solaris for 8 year olds

    residentgrinchresidentgrinch3 tháng trước
  • 0:00 that intro song is fire 🔥

    enoc ramirezenoc ramirez3 tháng trước
  • Funny enough 10 cloverfield lane is the best out of all of them and it wasn’t even meant to be a cloverfield movie.

    masterzombiemasterzombie3 tháng trước
  • nice vid

    cole eubankscole eubanks3 tháng trước
  • Was that samurai jack 2:10

    Andrew woodsAndrew woods3 tháng trước
  • Wait, this is related to that big new York monster alien bat thingy? Why? This doesn't seem necessary. Also, good thing that arm thing didn't start to bleed and shit, that would be inconvenient. Some people might have bled out for those sort of things.

    Dexter DextrowDexter Dextrow3 tháng trước
  • At 5:30 you talk about one character only speaking Chinese and everyone speaks English to her. This is actually pretty true to life. Living in Japan, I have a few Japanese friends that don't speak English, but understand it. I can speak Japanese, but find English easier if I can speak it. We end up just speaking our native languages to each other because we understand the other's just fine, and it's faster to communicate that way, and easier for us to communicate complex thoughts. I'm sure it comes off as weird to many people, but it happens quite a bit in real life. Love your videos! Keep up the good work.

    Nayan RamachandranNayan Ramachandran4 tháng trước
    • That might make sense, if 2 of the other crew members were not also non-native English speakers. Why didn't the Russian guy only speak in Russian? The answer is "Because Russia is not a big film market worth catering to like China."

      Dog GodDog GodTháng trước
    • This is the same with me and my parents. They speak to me in Tagalog, and I can understand it but I can't speak it. I learned a while back that it's called Receptive Bilingualism.

      InstantSilenceInstantSilence3 tháng trước
  • What really rubs me the wrong way is the shitty attempts to tie all three settings together. It’s not hard, goddamnit! The Fate series has been able to reasonably tie together at least 5 alternate timelines, each with a number of works, so how come JJ is unable to do it with 3 alien movies?!

    Diamond MetalDiamond Metal4 tháng trước
  • I love cosmic horror but by god this was messy.

    Myung Suk LeeMyung Suk Lee4 tháng trước
  • Re: The opening. It IS indeed possible to have an opening where a voiceover says "the Earth is low on energy and resources". Mad Max: Fury Road did it awesomely. JackassJackass saw Fury Road and just thought "oh, here is another idea I can rip off for my movie without understand its context or how to make it work well!".

    Dean Just DeanDean Just Dean4 tháng trước
  • "Why does The Cloverfield Paradox suck?" "JackoffJackoff Abrams." Simplest question and answer ever.

    Dean Just DeanDean Just Dean4 tháng trước
    • ​@Franke Gordon He needs to learn to write, full stop. The HISHE video about Star Trek Into Low Light makes it clear how little of a grip he has on introducing villains.

      Dean Just DeanDean Just Dean3 tháng trước
    • To be fair to the guy it was the studio that decided to add it to the cloverfield universe. But also to be fair JJ Abrams needs to learn how to write scifi

      Franke GordonFranke Gordon3 tháng trước
  • okay, so that eye thing has actually happened to me. it was a scary twenty minutes and made me start wearing blue light blockers.

    DozyBinshDozyBinsh4 tháng trước
    • That’s crazy

      Adrian LindsayAdrian Lindsay17 ngày trước
  • Quantum entanglement is a real thing, however it has nothing to do with sentient severed arms. Movies abusing the word QuANtUm and quantum physics in general is getting very old, very fast. Whenever they want to do ridiculous, illogical shit they just slap the word quantum in front of it as if the viewer should be stupefied into submission due to ignorance of physics.

    Jake GittesJake Gittes4 tháng trước
    • Well it's not like they can say it's "space magic," even the dumb people would think that sounds dumb.

      Dog GodDog GodTháng trước
  • So, You can actually 3d print a gun. You need like one outside element to make it work. In the models I've seen you need a nail or something to function as a hammer. It's also a one shot.

    popodonopopodono4 tháng trước
  • I just watched because I had a crush on Gugu Mbatha Raw 🥰. Overall: 4/10

    Scott WolfeScott Wolfe4 tháng trước
  • Yeah. Except it doesn‘t suck.

    Thomas LeyThomas Ley4 tháng trước
    • @Thomas Ley if your going to say it doesn’t suck then a least give a reason why it doesn’t suck

      SamitSamit4 tháng trước
    • @Samit No. I always comment on videos I didn’t watch.

      Thomas LeyThomas Ley4 tháng trước
    • Did you even watch the video?

      SamitSamit4 tháng trước
  • 4:00 I SEE WHAT U DID THEREUUSAAAAAAHAHAHAH

    XeniusXenius5 tháng trước
  • How would Dimensional warping lead to monsters and demons again? It's like mixing science with mysticism which makes no sense

    Shadow StrikeShadow Strike5 tháng trước
  • 'Life' wasn't exactly great, but if JJ wanted a script for a prequel of Cloverfield that one would work much better.

    Erika DalíErika Dalí5 tháng trước
  • actual u just saved us1 hour and 13 minutes, but i enjoyed this time much more! :)

    rokky fünfdreirokky fünfdrei5 tháng trước
  • what I really don't understand is how the ship jumps into a parallel universe, jumps back later, yet it's still in orbit around the Earth. It already took enough time for the Earth to move, which would be enough for them to end up inside the Earth.

    alin116alin1165 tháng trước
  • 8:21 good question: "how did they end up on the other side of the sun" . That's a commonly misunderstood aspect of space/time. A lot of people assume the Earth and Sun are "stationary." Meaning, if you time travel to the past, you'd end up on Earth in the past. But, you'd also have to travel in space as far as the solar system has, in that time. So even if you just went back 2 months, you'd end up thousands of miles away from the entire solar system. So yeah, the movie bunks it up. But, not as badly as it could have. There's also the issue of being in deep space without a magnetosphere protecting them from solar radiation. Even movies like Interstellar bunk up space travel.

    Rachelle ThomasRachelle Thomas5 tháng trước
  • 12:46 why does this canister of CO2 explode?

    No You're A BananaNo You're A Banana5 tháng trước
  • Dammit, thanks a lot. I'm going to want to see Dr. Steve Brule pop up in every horror movie now.

    Gan KhefGan Khef5 tháng trước
  • Huh? What is this?

    carealoo744carealoo7445 tháng trước
  • I also like that you called him the "guy from bridesmaids" because that is also who he is to me as well. Also, I loved the but with him and his arm, somehow the only enjoyable part of the movie.

    Lucy CrowLucy Crow6 tháng trước
  • Cloververse? Shouldn’t it just be CloVERse?

    amaizingamaizing6 tháng trước
  • Hamilton,zemo,and Chewbacca what kind of crossover is this

    The Nerd DeskThe Nerd Desk6 tháng trước
  • This movie would have been better if it was based on among us

    Jr AnimationsJr Animations6 tháng trước
  • 3:01 isn't that Harvey from Gotham?

    Sidharth SundarSidharth Sundar6 tháng trước
  • 9:00 u men the guy from the IT crowd

    A JA J6 tháng trước
  • I liked this movie but you forgot another movie that has a comedian in their space scene: Geostorm ft. Robert Sheehan!

    Joseph C.Joseph C.6 tháng trước
  • 10 clover field lane was a good movie

    MrHighwayMrHighway6 tháng trước
  • The cast of this film should be the cast of a major Oscar contender, not the cast of a franchise killer/derivative space horror.

    Hopingoverleavesinfall now film discussion channelHopingoverleavesinfall now film discussion channel6 tháng trước
  • Elizabeth Debicki is the height every woman should be, she is everything!

    Celly SZN (Caleb Israel)Celly SZN (Caleb Israel)7 tháng trước
  • You can 3d print a gun, way he does it though it isn't possible.

    I am CuthuluI am Cuthulu7 tháng trước
  • The gun thing is really dumb cause the gun would melt after first shot

    BobbobigsonBobbobigson7 tháng trước
  • JJ is a no talent fucking hack. How many franchises does he need to fuck before people understand? Star Trek = Fucked. Star Wars = Fucked. Mission Impossible III = Fucked it to a point it had to go away for a LONG time before coming back. Cloverfield (08) just so happens to have his name on it. The monster rocking up at the end of Paradox? GEE! When has that fucker ever done that before? Oh yeah. Luke at the end of TFA. The end. Fuck this guy off already. Zero imagination. FUCK JJ ABRAMS.

    Kou KibaRangerKou KibaRanger7 tháng trước
  • Love me some mean markus. He is so good when pissed

    VideosVideos7 tháng trước
  • Wall lady knew the gun was in the drawer because the screenwriter told her

    My Name Is SarahMy Name Is Sarah7 tháng trước
  • 'The guy from Bridesmaids' He's the guy from IT Crowd you cultureless American heathen.

    Booj DoojBooj Dooj8 tháng trước
  • In layman's terms, Quantum Entanglement basically says when 2 things come really close together they become connected and when they are pulled apart they stay connected. Although I don't believe it works with FUCKING PARALLEL-DIMENSION TRAVEL.

    SikuSiku8 tháng trước
  • This could’ve been such a good movie but the writers messed it up

    RagingCoolRagingCool8 tháng trước
  • I cannot believe that Roy from the IT Crowd was in this movie.

    masterzombiemasterzombie8 tháng trước
  • oyelOwO

    KireusGKireusG8 tháng trước
  • This is literally deep sleep and don't escape(scriptwelder games)

    Two Right ThumbsTwo Right Thumbs8 tháng trước
  • The language thing is pretty common. It's a lot harder to speak a language than translate it in your head, so a lot of people in situations like that will just speak their language and the other person speaks theirs, rather than try to stumble through whatever common tongue they might have

    Jay S.Jay S.8 tháng trước
  • Yo Gordon ditched his partner for batman what an asshole now look at Bullock, a goddamn conspiracy theroist

    BruhBruh In_A_SlingBruhBruh In_A_Sling8 tháng trước
  • You seem to be right about how connecting these movies is making them worse. While Overlord wasn't a great movie, it definitely would have been hurt plot wise by a Cloverfield connection.

    EA SolinasEA Solinas8 tháng trước
  • I wanna see it again

    Igor TeránIgor Terán8 tháng trước
  • Now this is actually a really interesting premise and I would love to see a good movie or a good show about this. But they really screwed it up.

    Le PieLe Pie8 tháng trước
  • Never seen any of these movies but I could watch this guy talk about movies all day.

    Kade RobbKade Robb9 tháng trước
  • Quantum entanglement, if memory serves, is a phenomenon of two particles being bound together in such a way that, when the state of one changes, the state of the other will change to match it, no matter where they are or what kind of blocks you put in the way. You could have the two particles being on opposite sides of the universe, they would still always change state together. Theoretically, this could be used to create way of communicating that will work even at thousands and thousands of kilometers of distance, without any need for any type of signal relay. I might be misremembering something, as it has been a couple years since I last checked this. Hopefully someone with a background in quantum mechanics and/or physics will see this and correct me.

    UnslaadahsilUnslaadahsil9 tháng trước
    • @Arnout H I might have said it wrong, but basically I meant to say that, if we were to discover how to control the change it would be possible to use it as communication. Using your coin example: imagine if you could use them as a coin and always have them be either head or tails. Now you got binary code, have fun. Might take ten years, ten centuries or ten millenia though. Or it might be impossible.

      UnslaadahsilUnslaadahsil7 tháng trước
    • You’re correct, except that quantum entanglement is still quite random and so can’t be used to communicate. If we had 2 entangled coins (which is impossible because they’re way too big, but that’s not the point) you wouldn’t be able to communicate with them, because the flip is still completely random.

      Arnout HArnout H7 tháng trước
  • How could they have gone wrong? They’ve got professional IT on board

    William MageeWilliam Magee9 tháng trước
  • It is actually possible to make a gun out of a 3d printer in fact it's a real world problem

    CsanCsan9 tháng trước
  • I am not gonna lie but the first Cloverfield is one of the worst movies I have ever watched.

    Alkis MexisAlkis Mexis9 tháng trước
  • Wait is the husband from the alternate Hamilton universe

    Kamron PalmerKamron Palmer9 tháng trước
  • So what does the twist mean I'm dumb so can someone tell me

    Kamron PalmerKamron Palmer9 tháng trước
  • The fuseball table was shown earlier in the movie while they were playing it to set up the part where its spinning on its own to show us that time is being affected. The part where she uses it as a weapon wasn't really related to the other scenes besides us simply knowing it was there.

    kizfykizfy9 tháng trước
  • I fell asleep trying to watch this movie I'm glad someone is here to tell me its trash so I don't have to try and finish it 😂

    Tyre WillisTyre Willis9 tháng trước
  • I thouhjtn paradox was awesome. I think the audience is jus too stupid to understand the actual possibility of quantum entanglement. The hydron collider over at CERN is doing exactly this. I loved this movie

    Ot PaysOt Pays10 tháng trước
  • I really hate Chewbacca too 😭🤣

    Azul TequilaAzul Tequila10 tháng trước
  • Event horizon did it better years before

    Isaac GomezIsaac Gomez10 tháng trước
  • 2:33 no matter how I try to pronounce this name it always sounds stupid.

    MasonMason10 tháng trước
  • 15:32 is literally a rancor like how did they mess it up that bad

    Alfredosauce LarsenAlfredosauce Larsen10 tháng trước
  • no! ROY!

    maXim beEfusmaXim beEfus10 tháng trước
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