The Crimes of Grindelwald - Ruining a Franchise

20 Th03, 2019
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  • You totally forgot that after they made the magical butt-plug together that makes them not able to fight each other, the first thing they did was get into a fight along with Dumbledore's brother and sister and end up killing his sister.

    Lord CamLord Cam26 phút trước
  • JK did not change her mind later about Dumbledores sexuality. She knew that all along, you can even see pictures of old notes years before the first book was released where she says Dumbledore is gay. There was a line in a script where Dumbledore describes a woman with 'the most beautiful eyes' or something and JK said they needed to change that because he was gay. It was just never brought up in the books. JK has notebook after notebook filled with backstory that is never revealed in the books. There are also multiple black students at Hogwarts if you read the books.

    JJGiờ trước
  • This video is complete rubbish!!! He is saying stuff for the sake of ranting. Newt is a pokemon master? Wtf!! She announced Dumbledore to be gay way back in 2007. Stupid ignorant internet shits just spread false information. The cursed child was not written by JK Rowling. Also, Newt Scamander doesn't have anything to do with it? Bruh only 2 movies have been released. Have some fucking patience!!! I can rant this shitty video for hours. The replies are open

    Madhav AgrawalMadhav Agrawal2 giờ trước
  • Gosh, you do fucking swear a lot don't you???? hahaha

    Magical Moments WombwellMagical Moments Wombwell2 giờ trước
  • Honestly, all of this, yes. Newt is JUST a mazoologist. That would have been enough for a great f movie, because duh, MAGIC CREATURES. I'm not even gonna mention the Nagini thing. Just...no. We should just take all the fanfiction and take it as canon. At least it would be better than the things that J.K is throwing at us now. Edit: I HAD ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE LONG LOST BROTHER THING, GODDAMIT. Now I have to try and forget it again.

    Tiffany BvTiffany Bv14 giờ trước
  • Where there any latino students at Hogwarts? JK: yes, Roberto drugdealerez

    Oli .POli .P17 giờ trước
  • Anthony Goldstein was in the Books though, I can clearly remember the name.

    মৃন্ময় আকাশমৃন্ময় আকাশNgày trước
  • Should we need a snyder cut for fantastic beasts 2? 😉

    John Ross Dela PenaJohn Ross Dela PenaNgày trước
  • At this point j.k. rowling should have a new book called "Bear Jew: The hunt for snitzeler and Hitler"

    Duck N WaterDuck N WaterNgày trước
  • everything was a lie...

    Admiral AdryAdmiral AdryNgày trước
  • I honestly lost it on mcgonagall plot

    Vinita SharmaVinita SharmaNgày trước
  • NO?

    ruutisruutis2 ngày trước
  • Anthony Goldstein was in the books. Besides that, great video!

    Fariya FFariya F2 ngày trước
  • So all the wizards knew about WW2 and somehow nobody cared to prevent it after Grindelwald was defeated?

    Julia BeJulia Be2 ngày trước
  • You know the movies gonna be bad when jk rowling starts fanfictioning her own series.

    Alicia FoxAlicia Fox3 ngày trước
  • Were there any German students JK:Yes, Hans Adolf, Slytherin

    Andreas SteinAndreas Stein3 ngày trước
  • The movie has everything a masterpiece movie has Except fcking logic

    no yesno yes3 ngày trước
  • To be *slightly* fair to JK, Anthony Goldstein actually was in the books. He just barely got mentioned and didn't affect the story in any way.

    Stewart MoranStewart Moran4 ngày trước
  • I know this is like 2 years after this video but the Bloodborne music creeping in at like 20:50 was so good

    Patrick LPatrick L4 ngày trước
  • Okay I just wanna say Grindelwald was the one in the carriage and he made a spell or potion or whatever so they can switch places once he's out of the prison. No one told me that that's just how it played out it the movie and that's how everyone I was with interpreted the scene. But I agree with the rest of what he said. 😉

    Queen BatacQueen Batac4 ngày trước
  • Where there any white students at Hogwarts? JK: I'm not sure what you mean 😰

    protercoolprotercool4 ngày trước
  • I've seen harry potter so now would I watch fantastic beasts and where to find them?

    DumbledoreDumbledore4 ngày trước
  • Grindelwald:oh no I can’t see this child die.... Voldemort:TEE HEE GREEN LIGHT GO BRRRR. (Btw go to film theory to see how this movie doesent deserve it’s hate)

    AngeloAngelo4 ngày trước
  • No comment on the rest, but Anthony is mentioned in book seven and he’s in one of the games. According to the wiki he’s actually related to Queenie (the woman you think is sexy), as her surname is also Goldstein.

    GaishoGaisho4 ngày trước
  • i mean idk the entire runtime of the movie i kept on wishing Nagini would choke me so it definitely did something right

    REVI7970REVI79705 ngày trước
  • In my opinion these movies are better than the harry Potter movies.

    Junior LimaJunior Lima5 ngày trước
  • J.K. Rowling: Creates a universe and establishes the rules for the characters and world in that universe Also J.K. Rowling: Sike, you thought

    Mace FaceMace Face5 ngày trước
  • guys, all that stuff was there implicitly, and if you dont believe it youre a fascist ok?

    sergio martinsergio martin5 ngày trước
  • Wait wait wait, I thought Muggles, AKA JACOB, couldn't see Hogwarts, or they would just see a ruin? Does Just Kidding Rowling have an explanation for that?

    LenniGengarLenniGengar5 ngày trước
  • 6:15 no no no, how , butterfly effect, cannot compute

    Ben FBen F5 ngày trước
  • She didn't even write The Cursed Child play or book, it was written by 2 random dudes and I think the reason she made it canon to begin with was to get the money, she's just milking the Harry Potter series at this point.

    SwifySwify6 ngày trước
  • she didn't have to retcon anything . Harry Potter was literally a story about fighting racist wizards in Britain .it doesn't have to be all inclusive. I mean it's only a matter of time before she adds a albino Jewish black trans wizard .thats ridikulus.

    Aw350m3 H3R0Aw350m3 H3R06 ngày trước
  • "Is there any gay student in Hogwarts?" JK: Yes, everybody was secretly gay, even the dog

    DeadbeatJeanDeadbeatJean6 ngày trước
  • Were there any canadian student in Hogwarts? JKR: "Yes, Maple Hockeypuck".

    TurntapeoverTurntapeover6 ngày trước
  • Yeah, joining up with the Wizard Hitler would help you with your goal of marrying your Muggle boyfriend, they definitely will keep their promises for you to marry an ‘impure’ man.

    Rimuru TempestRimuru Tempest6 ngày trước
  • Such a dumb writing...

    Aaron Gonzalez EspinosaAaron Gonzalez Espinosa6 ngày trước
  • Cosmo......idk how you did it, but you made me go from not really liking the movie as much to realizing that it is much worse than I thought. I had my own gripes, I was upset about Queenie and Jacob because those two are my favorite characters. I also agreed with you that Newt really didn't need to be in this movie, and I also preferred him just to be a zookeeper. One of my puppies that I kept telling my friends was the fact that they kept using the killing curse, but not saying the name. In fact there was a good amount of the times that they kept casting spells without saying the name of the spells, but I digress cuz again it is me nitpicking at this part. But now after watching this, it made me realize how bad this movie was, and how much I love the first one because it should have just been a simple standalone movie.

    QRzTallmidgetQRzTallmidget6 ngày trước
  • Were there any American students at hogwarts? J.K : Yes, Jeffree Star, Hufflepuff

    Ronan O'BoyleRonan O'Boyle6 ngày trước
  • Half of your video and i could argue most of your arguments about the movie... still have to agree a lot of stuff from jk outside "her" movies is stupid...

    FenrirMetalbackFenrirMetalback6 ngày trước
  • It’s crazy that we now live in a period where Colin Farrell is a better choice than Johnny Depp. Back in the early 2000s, it was like the opposite. Depp was on fire and Farrell was in silly crap like Daredevil and Alexander.

    Borsalino KizaruBorsalino Kizaru6 ngày trước
  • One plot hole I could never forgive was the Hogwarts bridge... Seriously in all the Harry Potter films, until Deathly Hallows Part 2 I am sure that Bridge never existed. I might be wrong but that's always irritated me. Sorry, I know there's worse issues with the film but Hogwarts architecture has always amazed me and after Deathly Hallows's annoying additions and then carrying them over to this PREQUEL unnecessarily, it hurts my architecture heart must admit.

    Ravenclaw GamerRavenclaw Gamer6 ngày trước
  • Jesus fucking christ they did not apperate inside hogwarts? How can anyone say that when they are clearly hundreds of meters away from even the first gate, on a bridge. That doesnt count.

    LegacyRXTLegacyRXT7 ngày trước
  • Wtf no? They cant just leave the crypt? Grindelwald literally says you can only apparate in the circle. Did you watch the same movie?

    LegacyRXTLegacyRXT7 ngày trước
  • Anthony Goldstein was in the books. He was a member of Dumbledore's Army.

    Future SoupFuture Soup7 ngày trước
  • this is more convoluted than my term paper.........and i wrote that in a day

    ojas anandojas anand7 ngày trước
  • In real life lots of dangerous criminals are moved from prison to prison to stop them from breaking out.

    Lochlan McIntoshLochlan McIntosh7 ngày trước
  • Some of us think it's grate I personally think for the first two they are better then Harry potter

    Steven VickersSteven Vickers7 ngày trước
  • I like this movie... always ez to crack down something....

    Luc VandermeerLuc Vandermeer8 ngày trước
  • So the animals too are gay?

    ApocaIypse666ApocaIypse6668 ngày trước
  • My god, this film is somehow even worse than I remember

    Lux InvictusLux Invictus8 ngày trước
  • This is definitely my favorite Cosmo video. Always keep returning to it. Even though I don’t pay attention to Harry Potter.

    DiocletianDiocletian8 ngày trước
  • I'm so glad I didn't see this one. I've read better fanfiction than this mess.

    Sweet Nightmare GamingSweet Nightmare Gaming8 ngày trước
  • antony goldstein is absolutly real. He's in the books

    aerforthaerforth8 ngày trước
    • Yes but imagine having ONE Jewish character in your entire series, and he's also called Goldstein, which is likely the first and only "jewish" name Rowling knew, since I imagine she knows nothing about Jews, anymore than she knows anything about all the other groups she claims to support. That's called token diversity. It's expecting a reward without doing the work.

      Lux InvictusLux Invictus8 ngày trước
  • Maybe Newt was using the Accio spell on all the stolen stuff the niffler had in his pouch? Idk. The new Wizarding World game that's coming out isn't being written by JK Rowling, so hopefully the plot will be better than the Crimes of Grindelwald.

    Sean PutzerSean Putzer9 ngày trước
  • my lizard brain said "B L O O D B O R N E" when I heard The Hunter theme

    Alex BlanchardAlex Blanchard9 ngày trước
  • 2:17 didn’t age well

    Jackson HarvilleJackson Harville9 ngày trước
    • Why? Cuz his wife domestically abused him and nearly ruined his career, but he's taking the fall anyway?

      Lux InvictusLux Invictus8 ngày trước
  • You are wrong

    mursu bromursu bro10 ngày trước
  • the worst thing in the hogwarts - dumbledore scene i found that muggles can't see hogwarts . the just see a big board saying do not enter!! So jacob could'nt even see hogwarts !!

    Pankaj KapoorPankaj Kapoor10 ngày trước
  • "Were there any Italian kids at hogwarts?" JK: Yes, Spagettioni Mama Mia, Hufflepuff

    A Rice BowlA Rice Bowl10 ngày trước
  • Dean Thomas was black

    SunnexSunnex11 ngày trước
  • So he kills ppl because they, probably, may become nazi in future... in France, while leaving Hitler and Co in Germany alone? Sound logic, yep...

    Auriel ArgentisAuriel Argentis11 ngày trước
  • Saved me. I haven't watched it. And now never gonna watch it. 🤣

    SCREEN PARASITESCREEN PARASITE11 ngày trước
  • You did not know anything about this

    Maximilian BinderMaximilian Binder11 ngày trước
  • JK and her "I'm inclusive, look at me" when she messes everything up. Like, Cho Chang is a literal combination of two Asian surnames and that's all.

    LissLiss11 ngày trước
    • @Lux Invictus Don't worry, watch her pulling out those names whenever someone asks how inclusive hogwarts is.

      LissLiss7 ngày trước
    • It's about as subtle as 'anthony goldstein' I wonder why we never got Vlad Vladivich, Tyrone D'nigga and Wasabi Yamamoto

      Lux InvictusLux Invictus8 ngày trước
  • Anthony Goldstein WAS in the books. He was a prefect, and a member of DA

    AranelAranel12 ngày trước
  • I like few of your critics but some of them were just forced according to me. I am not against you but I... I suggest watching movie flame's video on crimes of grindelwald.

    Prakhar TripathiPrakhar Tripathi12 ngày trước
  • Dude you are hilarious and correct in your assessment. Seems to me to be a money grab on JKR's part. After writing something as deep and intricate as the HP series, I find it hard to believe she really wrote this, just put her name on it to cash in on name recognition.

    Jeffrey HahlerJeffrey Hahler12 ngày trước
  • Ok, I've just opened the video and am already laughing hard at the intro. Boy was that mating dance ridiculous.

    HarisSHarisS12 ngày trước
  • 6:01 I’m fine with her saying,that i mean it’s stupid and doesn’t make much sense but fuck yea wizards used to shit on the ground! that’s funny as shit, thats going in my head cannon

    CarCar12 ngày trước
  • The quirky tuna kelly allow because yogurt reassembly exercise underneath a flimsy newsstand. tenuous, sneaky sleet

    mario yumario yu12 ngày trước
  • I love this movie

    Joshomas PrimeJoshomas Prime13 ngày trước
  • i mean, if you could just vanish your poop, why would you still install plumbing methods?

    richardrichard13 ngày trước
  • I started watching this movie at home, but somewhere around 20 minutes in, I paused it to go to the bathroom and just never came back to it. Still not sure what happened. Nope, I did watch the entire movie. It just felt like I spent 2 hours in the bathroom.

    askarsfan2011askarsfan201113 ngày trước
  • “Where there any african student at hogwarts?” JK: Yes, Albus Dumbledore, Griffinddor ( the black gay best friend)

    Drama Is my middle nameDrama Is my middle name13 ngày trước
  • Were there any Indian students at Hogwarts? JK: Yes, Mahal, Taj. Ravenclaw

    BRIAN MORRISBRIAN MORRIS14 ngày trước
  • No it doesn't sucks!!!💐 You should rewatch the movie and Harry Potter series also. 🙄🙄 viworld.info/rock/video/xIWDl6Wzlqqato0.html Watch this -

    Aditya VaishyAditya Vaishy14 ngày trước
  • I love the first movie! the second was definitely unnecessary.

    בטחה רוטקוף אוֹדםבטחה רוטקוף אוֹדם14 ngày trước
  • I watched this in theatres on my birthday, worst birthday ever

    Leblanc Wulf productionsLeblanc Wulf productions14 ngày trước
  • I thought it deserved a 2/10 but I like the Harry Potter world so 3s fine by me

    Zack LeblancZack Leblanc14 ngày trước
  • This whole entire movie was just a ploy by Kanye West to tell us who was in Paris.

    NemotionsNemotions15 ngày trước
  • "You know how I know that? Because SHE taught me that." This hurts me every time.

    J PJ P15 ngày trước
  • weird how i ignored everything except for newts shinanigans

    Lemon ThrustLemon Thrust15 ngày trước
  • only thing i loved in this movie were magic affects

    Lemon ThrustLemon Thrust15 ngày trước
  • i held my breath this entire video theres too much going on

    Lemon ThrustLemon Thrust15 ngày trước
  • Can we all just agree that this franchise is cursed. With all the controversies about Rowling, Depp and Miller, is this franchise really worth it?

    RetroRevivalRetroRevival16 ngày trước
  • Are their any Russian students in Hogwarts? Rowling: yes, Vladimir Petrovich German? Hans Gutenberg Scottish? Angus O’Riley

    FlameFlame16 ngày trước
  • Jk Rowling relief on escapism to entertain in the first series, each book going through one year of seven at Hogwarts to hold readers for seven books, at the promise of fulfilling the hw environment needed for kids to daydream with for each year of the book, to follow kids as they grew up. But only you’re doing prequels and sequels, that escapism is done. Readers need plot and characters, and that’s where Rowling proved to fail because she actually doesn’t know how to write a convincing story

    Insane MadnessInsane Madness16 ngày trước
  • Maybe JK obliviated the real author of Harry Potter

    PepeCracksPepeCracks16 ngày trước
  • She said Dumbledore was gay back in 2007 but Just Kidding Rowling kinda sucks regardless

    YahreinYahrein16 ngày trước
  • Fans: Any Irish students in Hogwarts? J.K Rowling: Yes, Ryan McFly, Griffyn

    gnome mangnome man16 ngày trước
  • "Were there any straight, white students in Hogwarts?" JK: No

    Bacon KingBacon King17 ngày trước
  • If Jk wrote a lesbian character, she would be called Ellen VanDyke and she would be a muggle-born whose parents disowned her because they didn’t support her “lifestyle”.

    Amy_ AshmanAmy_ Ashman17 ngày trước
  • Gosh you don"t know what your talking about.

    Aaron CoppensAaron Coppens17 ngày trước
    • triggered snowflake spotted haha

      lmozeplmozep12 ngày trước
    • lol

      E4E415 ngày trước
  • When you said "anyways the movie is over now" my reaction was "Finally!!!"

    Ajay Singh RathoreAjay Singh Rathore17 ngày trước
  • Were there any Hawaiian students at hogwarts? Jk: yes, Lilo and Stitch, hufflepuff

    Lolly The Famous CommenterLolly The Famous Commenter17 ngày trước
    • Mahalo

      Pranav MPranav M17 ngày trước
  • Were there any trans students in hogwarts? JK: *No >:(*

    The DevsThe Devs17 ngày trước
  • Just realised that there is cuphead music in the background

    Micah DittyMicah Ditty18 ngày trước
  • unpopular opinion: i loved both movies

    Patrick MichaelPatrick Michael18 ngày trước
  • Vasily Ziaitzev plays a pretty good Dumbledoor.

    Beat The GreatBeat The Great19 ngày trước
  • pretty sure their is a character named anthony goldstein

    AgressiveBananaAgressiveBanana19 ngày trước
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