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Hope the fuck up did you just dismiss criticism of arranged marriages as "just racism"?? You do realise that kinda shit is traumatic to the women who go through it and it's an actual problem, right?
Hudsony2 ngày trước
THE LAST GIRL IS FUCKING CRAZY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jordan3 ngày trước
i wanna date ur ex
Yeshaiyah White4 ngày trước
this was the best episode i have EVER watched
ojas anand5 ngày trước
Victoria a lowkey babe
康亚Abraham7 ngày trước
*” i fucking hate this shit.”*
Nathan Rojas-Fonseca9 ngày trước
17:00 "So there's this professor, he... He turns himself into a pickle."
Buff McLargeHuge9 ngày trước
Sarah is all of the Seinfeld characters as one person
Laddie Kent10 ngày trước
This is making me CRY with laughter im too high and im LOVING THIS !!! keep it up bro 👌🏼😳
Lillie Blue12 ngày trước
Yo Sara(h) is the fuckin shit
Ian Padron15 ngày trước
"CLOSE YOUR MOUTH TIFFANY!!!" i died lmaooo
Malice15 ngày trước
Can we get more of these please.
Malum Bathory21 ngày trước
Yo!!! Y’all be slaying the pollo tropical lmao. Nothing beats it for the price
Jose Delgado21 ngày trước
I hate this show i love it
Short and Fat22 ngày trước
10:35, **Marcus ascending and screaming**
Xtina Lee27 ngày trước
Dude I could watch 50 videos of this pls give us more
Mark Chase28 ngày trước
I've watched this episode countless times but the "I'm gonna go home and masturbate" hits me like a freight train every single fucking time
Marcel la Rastaban28 ngày trước
i laughed so hard
Ronald29 ngày trước
This is the kinda show I'd never watch on my own time but becomes IMMENSELY more enjoyable listening to yall riff on it
Henry AveryTháng trước
OMFG! I have never in my life laughed so fucking hard through a whole of your episodes, this one sure took the cake. Especially the last “now I gotta go home and masturbate.” and you both just walk away. I was loling my ass off fo loud I woke up my family. I need to start watching your channel during the day only. Thanks for the laughs my friends, you both play off of each other so well.
Jose MartinezTháng trước
"Krov macgraw" fucking killed me each time he said it
Daniel DodginsTháng trước
Is it just me or does Leonard look like Lloyd Kaufman of Toxic Avenger infamy
Caffeinated KatieTháng trước
"ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ MOUTH TIFFANY!!" Fucking iconic lmao.
Daniel HernandezTháng trước
I'm french and i don't get the "no tip" joke/thing, why was she so mad ?? Is that a dick joke ???
Lily N'gbalyTháng trước
Leonard is an inspiration
DASding148Tháng trước
Imagine dating somebody like Sara.... lmao. She'd give me a lecture on how I'm a white supremacist, nazi bigot for existing.
Nate SmithTháng trước
this video hits different
KorqyTháng trước
I would die for Leonard
IsabelTháng trước
"Me gusta los boobies..." 🤣🤣🤣
Veruca SaltTháng trước
Why did I not watch this video when it came out!
Darth VaderTháng trước
i need more of these . PLEASE!
Tai C.Tháng trước
Lex is a baller
Deez NutsTháng trước
The more I stare at Sara, the hotter she gets 🥺
JVNXIIETháng trước
*your feelings for her are not real*
Conor Meehan7 ngày trước
DON'T DO IT MAN, IT'S NOT WORTH IT
Dog GodTháng trước
This is so goddamn good
MasonTháng trước
Great video 😂
That Random CrazyTháng trước
dude Megan is so funny.
Fernando E. Franco SanchezTháng trước
sarah is a terf confirmed - she's a dormant karen waiting to awaken
RikkTháng trước
It surprised me when Marcus said nigga no cap
Ashton BurnettTháng trước
Was anyone dying of laughter at 8:41
LilBoyBradyTháng trước
1:57 I'm dead
Clear CritiqueTháng trước
that is fucking painful
Max Aggropop2 tháng trước
Every single person on this dating show seems awful
RedThunderDan2 tháng trước
my dad when i do a swear
Ultimate 172 tháng trước
0:30
Ultimate 172 tháng trước
Immortal PI would be the best show series ever
nickbotful2 tháng trước
23:24 So that's what the Star Wars clip was from. Of course, I had to survive through this cringe fest to find it. Thanks Marcus, you person 😁.
Ian Quinn2 tháng trước
What show is this?
808 Planet2 tháng trước
Why can’t I ever have a relationship/friendship like this lol
US AGENT2 tháng trước
Whag did the guy @21:55 mean by 'no tip.'
BENIS MAN2 tháng trước
This is probably my 400th time viewing this video and I just now understood the frog joke
Bam Adebayo watching this like “why u hate me” 👁👄👁
RJ Kayal2 tháng trước
8:39 "I love קראב מגרא"
DEDA2 tháng trước
Honestly, I laughed at the frognjoke but I don't think I'd tell it on first date
Tim Belay3 tháng trước
sarah freaks me the fuck out
ya boi3 tháng trước
This is my favourite video you have ever made.
Casey August3 tháng trước
THIS WAS EPIC
Cristian Carmona3 tháng trước
that last line from Sarah was literally the best moment in TV since the Breaking Bad series finale
Fred Oooo3 tháng trước
Victoria is literally the I'm not like other girls stereotype
Keila Rogers3 tháng trước
i spit my coffee every time lex open his mouth
Kaue Muniz3 tháng trước
I fucking love water
Zakariya Soondar3 tháng trước
I need MORE OF THIS
ShadowDoyler3 tháng trước
Honestly tho Sarah is my type of person 😂 someone crazy upstairs
Zachary3 tháng trước
Oh fuck sarah’s breaking in guys help sarah’s gonna fucking kill me oh god
The Devs3 tháng trước
Dude your co host is hilarious
Some One3 tháng trước
Me gusta los boobies 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Wiltzen Media3 tháng trước
Girky is a bad name and Bam is a fucking epic name.
HEAVENLY3 tháng trước
"So this is like an Indian thing"
Elizabeth Wellendorf3 tháng trước
"When she said 'balls', I felt that".
Raheel Khan3 tháng trước
I need fucking more of this!
Paul Weitbrecht3 tháng trước
That one guy with the divorce is sexist because the man would of also lied
Cakestand Cornfield3 tháng trước
Sarah is my favorite
Stephen Dodson3 tháng trước
bro I WISH I had lex's confidence like im straight as fuck but damn dude
Jett Dominick3 tháng trước
This guy is really into her blondies
OutFreak283 tháng trước
We need more with the two of you, ASAP.
Yousuckatcookingg4 tháng trước
Wow. And I thought my first date was awkward. Almost makes me seem like a social butterfly in comparison.
wherethetatosat4 tháng trước
Lol idk why but I was waiting for y’all to break into some disagreement about the characters and then it snowballs into why y’all stopped dating and the video just ends. I’m sorry I love you Marcus. Schadenfreude
Griffin Wiggins4 tháng trước
Sarah is a Disney twist villain. Seems nice at first, but something feels off. At the end reveals her true nature.
Xaney boi454 tháng trước
That guy told Sarah he wanted to see her again and she legit went 👁👄👁 oOoOHh
Armleg4 tháng trước
Pause at 5:35 You're welcome
Dan Lyday4 tháng trước
24:17 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF!!!
KissyG4 tháng trước
Jonathan looks like an Arabic Waluigi.
The Family Guy Spinoff Channel4 tháng trước
Y'all really let that be the last word of the video
Cedric Romero4 tháng trước
1:52 It's literally on the guide to women that every woman named Tiffany is automatically a 10 in crazy. 22:20 She's right though, telling a woman to relax is akin to throwing gasoline into a fire :p.
Billy Two Cents4 tháng trước
who else thinks they got back together after this
shane byrne4 tháng trước
THE FUCKING ENDING
Dr Cosmos4 tháng trước
12:30 If it doesn't work out with Luke....;) I love Marcus.
SonicProdigy554 tháng trước
Seriously I do not get what's happening at 21:55, someone explain
Mr. Everwind4 tháng trước
This is unironically the best video of all time, I have watched it so many times
HolyGhost_4 tháng trước
I have only just realized she is not the same person as the girl from the twilight one
Mr. Everwind4 tháng trước
Me watching this for the millionth time over quarantine
Will Green4 tháng trước
Sarah Is Cute But Insane As Shit Definitely A Fwb Type Of Relationship Or One Night Stand
Risjohn Shelton4 tháng trước
What does the no tip comment mean and why is it so bad? I am so lost
AdamskiDam274 tháng trước
11:51 Me every time a character speaks in Star Wars prequels
Br 14 tháng trước
PLS TELL ME THERE IS MORE OF THIS
Augusto Goncar4 tháng trước
24:18 Fuuuuck!!! xD
Light Aozaki4 tháng trước
sorry for being young but what does no table mean when that dude said it lmfao
Hope the fuck up did you just dismiss criticism of arranged marriages as "just racism"?? You do realise that kinda shit is traumatic to the women who go through it and it's an actual problem, right?
THE LAST GIRL IS FUCKING CRAZY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i wanna date ur ex
this was the best episode i have EVER watched
Victoria a lowkey babe
*” i fucking hate this shit.”*
17:00 "So there's this professor, he... He turns himself into a pickle."
Sarah is all of the Seinfeld characters as one person
This is making me CRY with laughter im too high and im LOVING THIS !!! keep it up bro 👌🏼😳
Yo Sara(h) is the fuckin shit
"CLOSE YOUR MOUTH TIFFANY!!!" i died lmaooo
Can we get more of these please.
Yo!!! Y’all be slaying the pollo tropical lmao. Nothing beats it for the price
I hate this show i love it
10:35, **Marcus ascending and screaming**
Dude I could watch 50 videos of this pls give us more
I've watched this episode countless times but the "I'm gonna go home and masturbate" hits me like a freight train every single fucking time
i laughed so hard
This is the kinda show I'd never watch on my own time but becomes IMMENSELY more enjoyable listening to yall riff on it
OMFG! I have never in my life laughed so fucking hard through a whole of your episodes, this one sure took the cake. Especially the last “now I gotta go home and masturbate.” and you both just walk away. I was loling my ass off fo loud I woke up my family. I need to start watching your channel during the day only. Thanks for the laughs my friends, you both play off of each other so well.
"Krov macgraw" fucking killed me each time he said it
Is it just me or does Leonard look like Lloyd Kaufman of Toxic Avenger infamy
"ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ MOUTH TIFFANY!!" Fucking iconic lmao.
I'm french and i don't get the "no tip" joke/thing, why was she so mad ?? Is that a dick joke ???
Leonard is an inspiration
Imagine dating somebody like Sara.... lmao. She'd give me a lecture on how I'm a white supremacist, nazi bigot for existing.
this video hits different
I would die for Leonard
"Me gusta los boobies..." 🤣🤣🤣
Why did I not watch this video when it came out!
i need more of these . PLEASE!
Lex is a baller
The more I stare at Sara, the hotter she gets 🥺
*your feelings for her are not real*
DON'T DO IT MAN, IT'S NOT WORTH IT
This is so goddamn good
Great video 😂
dude Megan is so funny.
sarah is a terf confirmed - she's a dormant karen waiting to awaken
It surprised me when Marcus said nigga no cap
Was anyone dying of laughter at 8:41
1:57 I'm dead
that is fucking painful
Every single person on this dating show seems awful
my dad when i do a swear
0:30
Immortal PI would be the best show series ever
23:24 So that's what the Star Wars clip was from. Of course, I had to survive through this cringe fest to find it. Thanks Marcus, you person 😁.
What show is this?
Why can’t I ever have a relationship/friendship like this lol
Whag did the guy @21:55 mean by 'no tip.'
This is probably my 400th time viewing this video and I just now understood the frog joke
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wtf show is this holy hell
They came BOUNDING OVAH 3:37
Bam Adebayo watching this like “why u hate me” 👁👄👁
8:39 "I love קראב מגרא"
Honestly, I laughed at the frognjoke but I don't think I'd tell it on first date
sarah freaks me the fuck out
This is my favourite video you have ever made.
THIS WAS EPIC
that last line from Sarah was literally the best moment in TV since the Breaking Bad series finale
Victoria is literally the I'm not like other girls stereotype
i spit my coffee every time lex open his mouth
I fucking love water
I need MORE OF THIS
Honestly tho Sarah is my type of person 😂 someone crazy upstairs
Oh fuck sarah’s breaking in guys help sarah’s gonna fucking kill me oh god
Dude your co host is hilarious
Me gusta los boobies 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Girky is a bad name and Bam is a fucking epic name.
"So this is like an Indian thing"
"When she said 'balls', I felt that".
I need fucking more of this!
That one guy with the divorce is sexist because the man would of also lied
Sarah is my favorite
bro I WISH I had lex's confidence like im straight as fuck but damn dude
This guy is really into her blondies
We need more with the two of you, ASAP.
Wow. And I thought my first date was awkward. Almost makes me seem like a social butterfly in comparison.
Lol idk why but I was waiting for y’all to break into some disagreement about the characters and then it snowballs into why y’all stopped dating and the video just ends. I’m sorry I love you Marcus. Schadenfreude
Sarah is a Disney twist villain. Seems nice at first, but something feels off. At the end reveals her true nature.
That guy told Sarah he wanted to see her again and she legit went 👁👄👁 oOoOHh
Pause at 5:35 You're welcome
24:17 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF!!!
Jonathan looks like an Arabic Waluigi.
Y'all really let that be the last word of the video
1:52 It's literally on the guide to women that every woman named Tiffany is automatically a 10 in crazy. 22:20 She's right though, telling a woman to relax is akin to throwing gasoline into a fire :p.
who else thinks they got back together after this
THE FUCKING ENDING
12:30 If it doesn't work out with Luke....;) I love Marcus.
Seriously I do not get what's happening at 21:55, someone explain
This is unironically the best video of all time, I have watched it so many times
I have only just realized she is not the same person as the girl from the twilight one
Me watching this for the millionth time over quarantine
Sarah Is Cute But Insane As Shit Definitely A Fwb Type Of Relationship Or One Night Stand
What does the no tip comment mean and why is it so bad? I am so lost
11:51 Me every time a character speaks in Star Wars prequels
PLS TELL ME THERE IS MORE OF THIS
24:18 Fuuuuck!!! xD
sorry for being young but what does no table mean when that dude said it lmfao
Dawg the ending💀💀💀💀
3:37 fantastic mister fox has entered the chat