Transformers - Cosmonaut Picture Show

24 Th02, 2021
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  • Inb4 someone corrects us on correct military jargon

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourThe Cosmonaut Variety HourTháng trước
    • Well you said Afghanistanian which wasn’t right it’s just like Afghan but you nailed it bahahaha

      Rayce NelsonRayce Nelson15 ngày trước
    • Is this your young people's music

      Av8r96 PlaysAv8r96 Plays21 ngày trước
    • Make these longer !

      Nadir seay.Nadir seay.22 ngày trước
    • Are you doing the Fortnite emote ?

      Keegan ErpKeegan Erp25 ngày trước
    • It’s okay, nobody actually knows oil company-I mean military jargon

      The Greater DaneThe Greater Dane27 ngày trước
  • Am i the only one who liked this movie?

    Pixel Fan22Pixel Fan22Ngày trước
  • I hope you make this a series like twilight

    Jon DoeJon Doe2 ngày trước
  • “We will protect you, don't mind us.”

    Someone CrazySomeone Crazy2 ngày trước
  • "Baja blasted" Unsubscribed

    AlesanaPoodleAlesanaPoodle2 ngày trước
  • Marcus having a convo with his cat was so cute

    Shockblast_CannonShockblast_Cannon2 ngày trước
  • Shit, Amazon was trying to tell you something

    SuperUltraMegaSuperUltraMega3 ngày trước
  • "What are you, an alien or something?" - thats how an alien would look when they're projecting their worst qualities onto others.

    PhilosophyPhilosophy3 ngày trước
  • yall r cute

    masterbeanboimasterbeanboi4 ngày trước
  • You can critique the movie, but don't slander the military. You wouldn't even begin to understand. Stopped watching at 1:30.

    jacob murphyjacob murphy4 ngày trước
  • Nazi symbol??? 0:58

    Jack McLaughlinJack McLaughlin4 ngày trước
  • u guys are hilarious

    Yeshaiyah WhiteYeshaiyah White4 ngày trước
  • Dababy probably loves this film

    stupendisssstupendisss6 ngày trước
  • wait, there's a white version of you? cool

    Lux InvictusLux Invictus6 ngày trước
  • 8:32 exactly

    Zygzak McQueenZygzak McQueen7 ngày trước
  • Are you both twins?

    Pizza CuberPizza Cuber8 ngày trước
  • It looks like these people took a shower in wax before recording

    BrEaD LoRdBrEaD LoRd8 ngày trước
  • This movie looks like it was filmed at that time of day that's not quite dusk but it's so late in the afternoon the sun is just orange and shining from one side. Even at night, it's just blue-toned at that point.

    Fleurdelis.Fleurdelis.8 ngày trước
  • As A transformers mega fan ....I accept pretty much everything said here and can't stop laughing at BUMBLEBEE LITERALLY CAN'T BE INTERIGATED HE CAN'T GIVE US UP HE CAN'T TALK

    Brushed Draws ArtBrushed Draws Art8 ngày trước
  • Y’all mad funny😂😂😂

    GG8 ngày trước
  • I love transformers this is hilarious

    Jake TulloJake Tullo9 ngày trước
  • Cant wait for the sequels This will be a good series

    SosaSosa10 ngày trước
  • Am I the only one who un-ironically likes these movies? Always have tbh, except 4 and 5. They don’t exist

    JustSeppeJustSeppe10 ngày trước
  • 13:00 I hate this point. Maybe english isn't their native language. At least you're not as bad as John Cena in Bumblebee.

    Goliath100Goliath10010 ngày trước
  • If you take the color grading of this movie and mix it with Ozark you'll get normal colors.

    Shanez1215Shanez121510 ngày trước
  • Movies like the transformers are some of the most insane US military propaganda ive ever seen. They work so well to paint a false picture of US military action abroad and what the CIA really does that so many people have this exact belief of the military and war

    Luke TLuke T10 ngày trước
  • 8:52 "What's cracking little bitches" *Jazz proceeds to sit his fat ass down on top of a corpse of his species*

    Akash ShahAkash Shah11 ngày trước
  • Jazz in this movie is weaponized cringe.

    Super Pal1994Super Pal199411 ngày trước
  • haha I have that sweater too

    eddie rodriguezeddie rodriguez11 ngày trước
  • Fun Fact: You didn’t know that the 90’s song thing here and the “doo-doo-do! Doo-doo-doo-do!” Song from the Twilight videos are the same song.

    TemavoTemavo11 ngày trước
    • You testing our nostalgia?

      Digit TollDigit Toll2 ngày trước
  • 4:44 my childhood was ruined 😂😂

    King JuiceKing Juice11 ngày trước
  • Smashmouth, Doctor Fuck, and Skullfuck were KILLED by the BATTLE TROOPS!!!

    Jotaro KujoJotaro Kujo11 ngày trước
  • Do a the revenge of the fallen the transformers movie reviews are my favorite

    A Jager FilmA Jager Film12 ngày trước
  • I hated these movies because they spent more time panning off screen to the fucking humans and whoever that lady in the thumbnail than they did actually show the transformers

    BlueFlamedMemphisBlueFlamedMemphis12 ngày trước
  • Real Government: We sent out multiple units to eliminate the target. Michael Bay Government: We are sending out battle troops to kill our enemy.

    Jotaro KujoJotaro Kujo12 ngày trước
  • At least this movie was accurate in one way: the original cartoon was a commercial for toys, the movie is a commercial for the military.

    EverikEverik12 ngày trước
  • 14:12 that was Michael Bay

    Landino The GreatLandino The Great13 ngày trước
  • Dude. I've literally seen these movies in theater and I've spent 75% of this video trying to decide which one this is about. Fucking help me

    ZehcZehc13 ngày trước
  • Transformers 2 is even worse. They didn't have a script.

    Jotaro KujoJotaro Kujo13 ngày trước
  • Love the nail color on your left hand

    Hi DaßerHi Daßer13 ngày trước
  • 14:50 We should appreciate how risky it is for 2 helicopters to lift a transformer

    Alexandre Weber MTGAlexandre Weber MTG14 ngày trước
  • 10:38 - I stopped here. This movie is so bad that even a lampooning of it doesn't satisfy.

    immortal nightbodyimmortal nightbody14 ngày trước
  • The first time I watched this movie I literally thought they had spilled gasoline on all the characters

    Spencer CruseSpencer Cruse14 ngày trước
  • I grew up in China where everyone loved these movies, it’s interesting to see an actual critical view on them

    SHSH14 ngày trước
  • Then Marvel adopts Transformers' blood showing rule.

    wavingdragonwavingdragon14 ngày trước
  • the only part that I liked from this movie was that he was wearing a The Strokes shirt

    Lucia Maria Ortega FloresLucia Maria Ortega Flores15 ngày trước
  • The first one is seen by most as the best one How did we get five of these

    John StensonJohn Stenson15 ngày trước
  • Did they CGi the tubes at 11:43? Like why not just spend the 20$ on actual tubes xD?

    Nathan SchellNathan Schell15 ngày trước
  • Love this more please

    SoupigeonSoupigeon15 ngày trước
  • I HAVE THAT SWEATER!!!

    Peter Ponce-TorizPeter Ponce-Toriz16 ngày trước
  • 13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw

    Nikolai MelnikovNikolai Melnikov16 ngày trước
  • I'm in the middle of the video, but going off of pure memory. Didn't Jazz die first?

    CoffeeSorcerer69CoffeeSorcerer6916 ngày trước
  • Dude omg this was so fucking funny how did u not do this sooner

    RAGE_TVRAGE_TV16 ngày trước
  • Imma month late here, but why did they need the stress how hot the love interest high schooler was... is it because she sucked

    Melvin DonovanMelvin Donovan16 ngày trước
  • The first transformers movie will always be the best one.

    Jason LewisJason Lewis16 ngày trước
  • This movie is actually one of the better ones out the line up.

    Sir PlataSir Plata16 ngày trước
  • Been rewatching the Picture Show videos and all I can say is that Dan is great

    D'amante GordonD'amante Gordon17 ngày trước
  • Marks show more cat

    Ethan WalshEthan Walsh17 ngày trước
  • Wouldn't the Decepticons be Antifa super soldiers?

    Roman BilanRoman Bilan17 ngày trước
  • The grease on their lips prevents them from ever fully kissing

    Jr AnimationsJr Animations17 ngày trước
  • you look like the guy from the grubhub

    enchanted dirtenchanted dirt17 ngày trước
  • PLEASE do all the movies Marcus, this vid was hilarious

    D4CD4C18 ngày trước
  • Here's the reality of it, if you expect a good plot, good characters, or good writing when watching a transformers movie then you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. You watch these movies to just spend some time watching giant alien robots blow stuff up for two hours, and in that respect not only is it one of the best movies you can find but it's also some of the most fun you can have with a movie. These aren't meant to be some masterpiece of storytelling or character study, it's just one cool shot after another, that's how you have to see it, and once you do these movies have become some of the best theater experiences you can have.

    Shawn BarronShawn Barron18 ngày trước
  • "Disgusting 👌🗣" 😂😂😂

    Ndivhuwo ThizwilondiNdivhuwo Thizwilondi18 ngày trước
  • The apathetic squid coincidentally slap because environment phytogeographically rinse pace a cute author. harmonious, thoughtless shallot

    Dontavis BradleyDontavis Bradley18 ngày trước
  • Ayo homeslice, oh boi obuddy ol'pal, where's the quality robo racism

    Dork NightDork Night19 ngày trước
  • “Are you doing the Fortnite emote?” I’m not gonna lie when I say... I died a little on the inside when I heard him say that.

    Jurassic ProductionsJurassic Productions19 ngày trước
  • I have those shirts

    Jared D. SanchezJared D. Sanchez19 ngày trước
  • So when's the Revenge of the Fallen viewing? That'll be fun. ^_^

    RetlocLiveRetlocLive19 ngày trước
  • I also laughed WAAAAAY TOO HARD on 1:15

    Luis Hern@ndezLuis Hern@ndez19 ngày trước
  • Remember how memorable Jazz was in the OG cartoon? Yeah, now he’s worthless in this😂😂

    Luis Hern@ndezLuis Hern@ndez19 ngày trước
  • As if this video wasn't perfect already, suddenly - cat. 12:00

    Matt KilsbyMatt Kilsby20 ngày trước
  • I haven’t seen this level of movie snobbery since Cinemasins

    Fist of Dante MediaFist of Dante Media20 ngày trước
  • the way Dan holds his switch at the beginning makes me unrationally angry idk why

    Anyone _Anyone _20 ngày trước
  • 8:52 when I see my friends.

    CrystalinCrystalin20 ngày trước
  • moar

    SkrillaThrillaSkrillaThrilla20 ngày trước
  • I know it’s rhetorical but the name Decepticons is a name given to them by the High Council of Cybertron. It was supposed to demonize them but they just kinda own it.

    Halloween EvolvedHalloween Evolved20 ngày trước
  • It's the 5th time i watch this video, and i JUST got the opening sweater joke ......jesus

    Nikos GligorisNikos Gligoris20 ngày trước
  • Part 2 when pls?

    Alexander DeanAlexander Dean20 ngày trước
  • This shit is actually hilarious. Please do the other movies

    Just ChrisJust Chris21 ngày trước
  • Can u do one for horror movies like the nun

    iam_qwesiiam_qwesi21 ngày trước
  • I'm so excited for part 2 lol. Glad the movies with a friend thing is doing well

    M PM P21 ngày trước
  • i will hereby refer to miles as "the flip flop guy"

    PolarVannyPolarVanny21 ngày trước
  • Can’t wait for the sequel!! Oh wait...

    Jarod GrudemJarod Grudem21 ngày trước
  • Why does smashmouth sound so much like a legit transformer name

    Alejandro GonzalezAlejandro Gonzalez21 ngày trước
  • Racist? Are you kidding me?

    SanderSander21 ngày trước
  • this video has insane rewatchability

    Ella StevensElla Stevens21 ngày trước
  • There was a us military ad before this video

    Diddy KongDiddy Kong22 ngày trước
    • As Michael Bay intended.

      John WickJohn Wick13 ngày trước
  • that sound must've been 100 gecs

    DJ Ro-DogDJ Ro-Dog22 ngày trước
  • They skipped the nostalgia bait scene with Megatron and Starscream 😂 “where is the cube?” “The humans have taken it!” “You FAIL me yet again, Starscream!”

    Matt MichalakMatt Michalak22 ngày trước
  • this was one of the funniest videos i've ever seen this year thank you so much dude

    PhoebePhoebe22 ngày trước
  • Made these longer !

    Nadir seay.Nadir seay.22 ngày trước
  • Me trying not to laugh while seeing the view count (699k views). *yes I know I’m immature*

    Penguins Can Animate AnimatePenguins Can Animate Animate23 ngày trước
  • Whats cracking little bitches lmaooooooo who ALLOWED this

    Meriluslff1989Meriluslff198923 ngày trước
  • this movie deserves this treatment... the worst

    deskrypticdeskryptic23 ngày trước
  • That dude is so funny

    Ale ZayasAle Zayas23 ngày trước
  • Megatron is canonically aware of Fortnite

    Payson DavisPayson Davis24 ngày trước
  • 14:11 Pretty sure that was Michael Bay that got flicked

    James CallaghanJames Callaghan24 ngày trước
  • Marcus talking to his cat tho 😍😍

    Shainez PerryShainez Perry24 ngày trước
  • Markus, you and Dan are a iconic and hilarious duo, I really love the cosmonaut picture show. Keep it up!

    NeonPizzaNeonPizza24 ngày trước
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