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Inb4 someone corrects us on correct military jargon
Well you said Afghanistanian which wasn’t right it’s just like Afghan but you nailed it bahahaha
Is this your young people's music
Make these longer !
Are you doing the Fortnite emote ?
It’s okay, nobody actually knows oil company-I mean military jargon
Am i the only one who liked this movie?
I hope you make this a series like twilight
“We will protect you, don't mind us.”
"Baja blasted" Unsubscribed
Marcus having a convo with his cat was so cute
Shit, Amazon was trying to tell you something
"What are you, an alien or something?" - thats how an alien would look when they're projecting their worst qualities onto others.
yall r cute
You can critique the movie, but don't slander the military. You wouldn't even begin to understand. Stopped watching at 1:30.
Nazi symbol??? 0:58
u guys are hilarious
Dababy probably loves this film
wait, there's a white version of you? cool
8:32 exactly
Are you both twins?
It looks like these people took a shower in wax before recording
This movie looks like it was filmed at that time of day that's not quite dusk but it's so late in the afternoon the sun is just orange and shining from one side. Even at night, it's just blue-toned at that point.
As A transformers mega fan ....I accept pretty much everything said here and can't stop laughing at BUMBLEBEE LITERALLY CAN'T BE INTERIGATED HE CAN'T GIVE US UP HE CAN'T TALK
Y’all mad funny😂😂😂
I love transformers this is hilarious
Cant wait for the sequels This will be a good series
Am I the only one who un-ironically likes these movies? Always have tbh, except 4 and 5. They don’t exist
13:00 I hate this point. Maybe english isn't their native language. At least you're not as bad as John Cena in Bumblebee.
If you take the color grading of this movie and mix it with Ozark you'll get normal colors.
Movies like the transformers are some of the most insane US military propaganda ive ever seen. They work so well to paint a false picture of US military action abroad and what the CIA really does that so many people have this exact belief of the military and war
8:52 "What's cracking little bitches" *Jazz proceeds to sit his fat ass down on top of a corpse of his species*
Jazz in this movie is weaponized cringe.
haha I have that sweater too
Fun Fact: You didn’t know that the 90’s song thing here and the “doo-doo-do! Doo-doo-doo-do!” Song from the Twilight videos are the same song.
You testing our nostalgia?
4:44 my childhood was ruined 😂😂
Smashmouth, Doctor Fuck, and Skullfuck were KILLED by the BATTLE TROOPS!!!
Do a the revenge of the fallen the transformers movie reviews are my favorite
I hated these movies because they spent more time panning off screen to the fucking humans and whoever that lady in the thumbnail than they did actually show the transformers
Real Government: We sent out multiple units to eliminate the target. Michael Bay Government: We are sending out battle troops to kill our enemy.
At least this movie was accurate in one way: the original cartoon was a commercial for toys, the movie is a commercial for the military.
14:12 that was Michael Bay
Dude. I've literally seen these movies in theater and I've spent 75% of this video trying to decide which one this is about. Fucking help me
Transformers 2 is even worse. They didn't have a script.
Love the nail color on your left hand
14:50 We should appreciate how risky it is for 2 helicopters to lift a transformer
10:38 - I stopped here. This movie is so bad that even a lampooning of it doesn't satisfy.
The first time I watched this movie I literally thought they had spilled gasoline on all the characters
I grew up in China where everyone loved these movies, it’s interesting to see an actual critical view on them
Then Marvel adopts Transformers' blood showing rule.
the only part that I liked from this movie was that he was wearing a The Strokes shirt
The first one is seen by most as the best one How did we get five of these
Did they CGi the tubes at 11:43? Like why not just spend the 20$ on actual tubes xD?
Love this more please
I HAVE THAT SWEATER!!!
13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw
I'm in the middle of the video, but going off of pure memory. Didn't Jazz die first?
Dude omg this was so fucking funny how did u not do this sooner
Imma month late here, but why did they need the stress how hot the love interest high schooler was... is it because she sucked
The first transformers movie will always be the best one.
This movie is actually one of the better ones out the line up.
Been rewatching the Picture Show videos and all I can say is that Dan is great
Marks show more cat
Wouldn't the Decepticons be Antifa super soldiers?
The grease on their lips prevents them from ever fully kissing
you look like the guy from the grubhub
PLEASE do all the movies Marcus, this vid was hilarious
Here's the reality of it, if you expect a good plot, good characters, or good writing when watching a transformers movie then you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. You watch these movies to just spend some time watching giant alien robots blow stuff up for two hours, and in that respect not only is it one of the best movies you can find but it's also some of the most fun you can have with a movie. These aren't meant to be some masterpiece of storytelling or character study, it's just one cool shot after another, that's how you have to see it, and once you do these movies have become some of the best theater experiences you can have.
"Disgusting 👌🗣" 😂😂😂
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Ayo homeslice, oh boi obuddy ol'pal, where's the quality robo racism
“Are you doing the Fortnite emote?” I’m not gonna lie when I say... I died a little on the inside when I heard him say that.
I have those shirts
So when's the Revenge of the Fallen viewing? That'll be fun. ^_^
I also laughed WAAAAAY TOO HARD on 1:15
Remember how memorable Jazz was in the OG cartoon? Yeah, now he’s worthless in this😂😂
As if this video wasn't perfect already, suddenly - cat. 12:00
I haven’t seen this level of movie snobbery since Cinemasins
the way Dan holds his switch at the beginning makes me unrationally angry idk why
8:52 when I see my friends.
moar
I know it’s rhetorical but the name Decepticons is a name given to them by the High Council of Cybertron. It was supposed to demonize them but they just kinda own it.
It's the 5th time i watch this video, and i JUST got the opening sweater joke ......jesus
Part 2 when pls?
This shit is actually hilarious. Please do the other movies
Can u do one for horror movies like the nun
I'm so excited for part 2 lol. Glad the movies with a friend thing is doing well
i will hereby refer to miles as "the flip flop guy"
Can’t wait for the sequel!! Oh wait...
Why does smashmouth sound so much like a legit transformer name
Racist? Are you kidding me?
this video has insane rewatchability
There was a us military ad before this video
As Michael Bay intended.
that sound must've been 100 gecs
They skipped the nostalgia bait scene with Megatron and Starscream 😂 “where is the cube?” “The humans have taken it!” “You FAIL me yet again, Starscream!”
this was one of the funniest videos i've ever seen this year thank you so much dude
Made these longer !
Me trying not to laugh while seeing the view count (699k views). *yes I know I’m immature*
Whats cracking little bitches lmaooooooo who ALLOWED this
this movie deserves this treatment... the worst
That dude is so funny
Megatron is canonically aware of Fortnite
14:11 Pretty sure that was Michael Bay that got flicked
Marcus talking to his cat tho 😍😍
Markus, you and Dan are a iconic and hilarious duo, I really love the cosmonaut picture show. Keep it up!