Twilight Breaking Dawn - Cosmonaut Picture Show

09 Th06, 2020
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  • This videos are fucking gold. But just one note, kristen Stewart is actually a great actress, maybe the best of her generation. Clouds of sils Maria, personal chopper. She won a fucking cesar, first american actress to have it

    diegofarahferrerodiegofarahferrero4 giờ trước
  • This is the best Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode

    why are we always yellingwhy are we always yelling8 giờ trước
  • I want a movie, of just you guys being the weirdest fucking vampires in all of reality. This series made me laugh so much just because of your commentary.

    Clone Does gamesClone Does games15 giờ trước
  • Legit yeets a kid lmaooooooo

    Meriluslff1989Meriluslff198915 giờ trước
  • Hayley Williams cameo ❤️✌️

    Iveta KozarovaIveta Kozarova21 giờ trước
  • I've watched this video like three times already, and 21:05 still cracks me up

    Linus EkströmLinus Ekström23 giờ trước
  • Yall are so funny but cry racism SO MUCH 😂

    iamtheman21412iamtheman21412Ngày trước
  • 8:59 holy s**t look at his feat, those legs are way too long

    Martin SaadMartin Saad2 ngày trước
  • 14:08 Am I tripping or is that the FNAF 3 ambient noise??????!??!!??!!

    nahnah4 ngày trước
  • 17:00 bruh, don't call me out like that

    Kevin CatalanKevin Catalan5 ngày trước
  • I swear it said this movie was directed by Bill Condom

    ZooborgZooborg5 ngày trước
  • Ha I’m not Kevin

    Adrian BrockAdrian Brock6 ngày trước
  • SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THAT MUSIC THEY USED FOR THE WEARWOLVES IS

    Tom HumberstoneTom Humberstone6 ngày trước
  • A scene of the main character’s spine being broken, her womb being bitten into, and her nearly dying of these things, all of which happened onscreen and made me physically wince... *AND THE CGI BABY IS WHAT MAKES YOU SICK?!?*

    KryptoskilletKryptoskillet6 ngày trước
  • So much of this series was cringe even when I read them as teenager. They're even more cringe now. "Renesmee" what kind of drunk 17 year old came up with that shit. And honestly I didn't even second guess vampires being fucking marvel mutants tbh. But yeah that shit is crazy too. Stephanie Meyer is awful.

    Wesley EPWesley EP10 ngày trước
  • Anybody else with the name kevin that shit scurred me

    Zahir LunaZahir Luna11 ngày trước
  • Jacob imprinting on the baby is the ultimate harry-snape fanfiction prove me wrong

    RikititiRikititi11 ngày trước
  • 7:10 FACTS. FACTS.

    RikititiRikititi11 ngày trước
  • 2:57 “Mom says it’s my turn on the Xbox”

    Michael RiddickMichael Riddick11 ngày trước
  • While Bella's pregnant, why can't they just turn her into a vampire? Like, is there any fricking reason?

    d goodd good12 ngày trước
  • Is Stephanie Meyer not aware that hat sometimes people get carried away during sex and some bruises are common? Like, I'm a virgin, but even I know small bruises are bound to happen during sex.

    d goodd good12 ngày trước
  • I watch this 3 videos every damn time im sad and I always laugh so much at all the jokes.

    Clara María Vargas TamayacClara María Vargas Tamayac13 ngày trước
  • 1. Politics dont need to be involved. You're blatant racism and virtue signaling isnt wanted. 2. You mocked someone for not wanting to kill another person. Cool. 3. You're girlfriend is extremely stupid and needs to stfu.

    Marc RegnierMarc Regnier13 ngày trước
    • Huh???

      Fahim RidwanFahim Ridwan12 ngày trước
  • 1:59 he gives me harry with the binoculars vibes from spiderman 3 That's usually a good thing but in these movies...

    BrEaD LoRdBrEaD LoRd14 ngày trước
  • Is there a Kevin in the audience who shat his pants when the fourth wall broke

    DanitiwaDanitiwa15 ngày trước
    • Yup

      Kevin SheaKevin Shea15 ngày trước
  • JACK SAINT JENNY AND MARCUS???

    M WM W15 ngày trước
  • Watch What we do in the shadows for better vampires xD

    Vinemr RajputVinemr Rajput16 ngày trước
  • Charlie really is a DILF

    Caffeinated KatieCaffeinated Katie16 ngày trước
  • Breaking Dawn Part 1 is just that one Mean Girls quote: “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant, and die.”

    Gwen GrassoGwen Grasso16 ngày trước
  • 15:13 Why does this line sound like fucking Andrew Garfield?

    An AccountAn Account17 ngày trước
    • Andrew Garfield is also English.

      KryptoskilletKryptoskillet14 ngày trước
  • The coolest scene in the saga is the one Stephenie Meyer didn’t write

    Conor MeehanConor Meehan17 ngày trước
  • 11:10 I'm indigenous and I'm fine with that stereotype.

    - Blackemperor-- Blackemperor-17 ngày trước
  • 24:57 ITS HONEY BOO BOO, ITS ALL I SEE

    Stone Bowser2904Stone Bowser290417 ngày trước
  • This is some of the best jokes I have ever seen for this.

    jorschach Blatantjorschach Blatant17 ngày trước
  • Wait so do all vampire human hybrids have cgi faces- is that just a thing?

    CatinthehatCatinthehat18 ngày trước
  • My buddy and I made a tradition of watching these in the theater and every time was a great time. We snuck in a case of beer for the last one and handed a bunch out to the miserable boyfriends around us. This series really was lightning in a bottle.

    A BA B18 ngày trước
  • 17:01 Kevin is shitting his pants rn

    LepLep20 ngày trước
  • I saw the Nintendo switch bro

    ElixerElixer23 ngày trước
  • She looks like Pete Davidson

    Swisher ManSwisher Man23 ngày trước
  • You said he was gonna be bruce wayne and damn right he was casted. Lmao

    Cyryl Dave GelitoCyryl Dave Gelito23 ngày trước
    • This was after that was revealed

      Conor MeehanConor Meehan17 ngày trước
  • why was his editing on point for this video lmao

    THEREELZBENTHEREELZBEN24 ngày trước
  • 29:33 he’s a water bender confirmed

    AlyumicAlyumic24 ngày trước
  • That laugh at 2:42 and 28:36

    Karl JeffersKarl Jeffers24 ngày trước
  • 2:09 He’s gonna be a good Bruce Wayne! God I sure hope so

    Rimuru TempestRimuru Tempest26 ngày trước
  • I’m very disappointed in this movie. Edward never said, “I’m vengeance”

    Wolfpack ProductionsWolfpack Productions26 ngày trước
  • I think Jacob Black got a lot cringier after he cut his hair. Like, he had a little of that going on before, but he went full r/niceguys afterward. Holy shit. Also, I think I need to go to the hospital for surgery or something because that line at 17:35 was so cringe it gave me a fucking ulcer.

    James WisniewskiJames Wisniewski27 ngày trước
  • I realized that these twilight picture shows are my comfort videos. If I don't know what to watch I'll watch these.

    MutantCreeperMutantCreeper27 ngày trước
  • those gifts were fucking awesome!

    Joe ReymundoJoe Reymundo27 ngày trước
  • Bella's happy to a chandelier too like Edward

    Mercedes CalderonMercedes Calderon28 ngày trước
  • 7:32 "That's nothing" lmao let's go I guess

    annaanna28 ngày trước
  • you HAVE to watch What We Do in the Shadows, it is literary the funniest movie have I have ever seen

    Mr.lizardM80Mr.lizardM8029 ngày trước
  • Everybody says Kristen Stewart is a bad actress but since she managed to pull of the "you nicknamed my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster" line she deserved an Oscar

    Nobody ImportantNobody Important29 ngày trước
  • I know I'm late but here in south america we have a lot of legends about werewolfs, the seventh son (i mean if you have son after son until the seventh) is cursed and has werewolf blood lol my uncle is one and he always jokes about becoming a lobizon at night, also if you have 7 girls the last one (the seventh duh) is a witch, you can have magic or just like alice you have premonitions, indigenous culture is soo fun y'all don't even know

    Tana •Tana •Tháng trước
  • "but he still pro life" *Bella gets pregnant* Edward: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ lest kill that demon

    Tana •Tana •Tháng trước
    • I mean... they should have.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • 28:33 Marcus turns into Matt Christman

    Taylor LeibelTaylor LeibelTháng trước
    • I'm glad at least one other person here listens to chapo, thank you unnamed hero

      Taylor LeibelTaylor LeibelTháng trước
  • It’s quite an insult that Stephanie Myer actually tried to make it bigger as the books went along when the main focus was always this boring romance

    Borsalino KizaruBorsalino KizaruTháng trước
    • What's worst is that EVERYONE ELSE would have had a more interesting story than Bella & Eddie.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • Watching this little series made me realize Jacob Black was at one time American pop culture’s most well-known simp.

    The Grim CriticThe Grim CriticTháng trước
    • True that.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • You left out the best part when Mike said "Spinal."

    Yicheng FengYicheng FengTháng trước
  • wait they predicted the future they said edward would make a good batman and the actor for edward is playing batman in the new batman movie

    Garvin AmbroiseGarvin AmbroiseTháng trước
    • Yeah this has been known for like 2 years so they definitely knew at this point lmao

      TheoTheo29 ngày trước
    • He'll be a great Batman, I'm sure. He has a talent for playing dangerous and mentally disturbed people.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
    • They already new at this point :)

      Conor MeehanConor MeehanTháng trước
  • 23:35 Is it just me or does Marcus’s laugh sound like Belloq in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK? I’ve honestly had to pause and just watch clips from better movies to get through even these reviews of TWILIGHT. (Both the in medias res running gag and the “Monkey Man” thing had me thinking of GOODFELLAS, the birthing scene made me think of ALIEN and PULP FICTION, now I’m at RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.)

    HenryConway007HenryConway007Tháng trước
  • *WARNING ULTRA-MEGA SIMP CRINGE AHEAD* Bro I wanted to watch your video and laugh my ass-off as usual, but Veronica is just too beautiful and its distracting me hella much. I could watch her alone for 40 mins instead, if you know what I mean ;) 4 realzies though if she's looking for a boyfriend or something I'm totally down boyy! I mean yeah sure it would be a long distance thing, but we could make it work, we could run away and be happy together!! And anon i shalt await thy answ'r mine own fair lass

    Coolman42nightCoolman42nightTháng trước
    • This has to be satire what

      TheoTheo29 ngày trước
    • There seems to be a problem where my comments get deleted, I'll just post them over and over

      Coolman42nightCoolman42nightTháng trước
    • @God, I'd like my ticket to hell now please ^^

      Coolman42nightCoolman42nightTháng trước
    • @Coolman42night you're the definition of incel dude keep those thoughts to yourself

      GodGodTháng trước
    • Listen when I made that twitter account and @mentioned V-GG I did it with the pure intention to be funny and to pbly get some nudes. I though it was a woman and I got a little excited, can you blame me? Anyway it was a little fucked up though when I @ed the black guy and their trans friend too, but I was extremely polite and they were bigoted, ignorant and rude! Thy didn't even try and converse with me, straight up got offended and took it all personal lol. I mean chill dudes am I right? Lets talk men to men. So anyway I still fapped to Veronicas pics, baby u hot as fuck gimme that man-booteyh❤❤❤

      Coolman42nightCoolman42nightTháng trước
  • 11:18 Don't worry man, we actually learn about Vampire Pregnancy here in Brazil, usually at high school

    Danilo Caetano FernandesDanilo Caetano FernandesTháng trước
    • Here in Argentina we had to take that course right after our daily Tango & Seduction Class.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • who is the blonde girl?

    PMPMTháng trước
  • "The cosplayers are coming" got me wheezing

    Ivana TesicIvana TesicTháng trước
  • 9:20 LMFAO IT'S THE HOT WIDOW FROM THE SHRIMP FARMER PLANET IN THE MANDALORIAN

    ZHL242ZHL242Tháng trước
  • "Did Stephenie Meyer at no point think to herself, 'this is fucking strange?'" I mean in her AdultTM romance book (the Host) the romance is between a 26 year old love interest... and a STILL SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD lead. So. Y'know.

    Nori TamineNori TamineTháng trước
    • IT SURE IS! (Addendum in advance: I talk a lot, whoops! Pay my babbling no mind if you don't want to, I just like talking to myself about such things :B) But at least (?? if you could call it that; wtf @ myer's relationship choices In General) she TRIES to hide it with Thermian Arguments and preexisting lore about lack of aging and "only being what they need" and not TEEEEECHNICUHLY ~having~ to be romantic/sexual... when we've only ever seen romantic imprinting, it's TREATED as a romantic gesture, SHE [myers] treats it as romantic, and never does anything to avoid it. Or, no, rather - at least because it banks on such (relatively) high fantasy elements, much in the same way Edward is "permanently 17/17 for 100 years, not 117", it's way LESS likely to feed into normalizing such fucked up age gaps than the much MORE common "teenager and 20 smth" Like! It's still fucked!! As FUCK!! But at least the fantasy elements in Twilight, if you read Twilight ALONE, /COULD/ give you room to give her benefit of the doubt and say it's just a weird, unfortunate implications asspull. Whereas the VERY mundane/grounded setting of the Host makes it... so much more uncomfortable, as well as clear HOW into such things Meyers is. If that makes sense :p

      Nori TamineNori TamineTháng trước
    • Oh, ok. ...But an 18 year-old guy and a CGI infant is still kind of a big jump to wave off, to me.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • 3:16 5:30 5:50 5:57 7:06 8:07 8:55 10:27 11:10 11:50 13:24 13:50 14:04 15:45 17:35 17:54 19:32 19:53 20:07 27:03 28:35 31:42 35:03 36:12

    big cloverbig cloverTháng trước
    • Thank you, actually.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • I don't know if it's because I had my first time when I was young, but I found it silly how Bella was getting very mushy and acted like her life has changed when thinking about her first time. My partner and I were very happy but I didn't feel like a changed person.

    MutantCreeperMutantCreeperTháng trước
    • Same. Completely agree.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • Being brazillian and watching the part of the movie where is on Brazil is just so fucking funny

    GabirelGabirelTháng trước
  • 23:34 Hell yeah

    Biggie CheeseBiggie CheeseTháng trước
  • I have not watched the movies nor have I read the books. Watching all three videos one after another was a wild ride. What the actual fuck is this series even.

    101blubb101blubbTháng trước
  • holy shit, I've literally never heard Jacob's voice in all the reviews and clips and shit I've ever seen, wtf is up with his high pitched whiny voice.

    PrismZetPrismZetTháng trước
  • around the 32 minute mark they sound like if borat was a vampire and i started choking on my food

    carys mischkacarys mischkaTháng trước
  • When Veronica words were censored after the "I want you to choke me" part, I was laughing my head off. XD

    Kat KKat KTháng trước
  • When he said "he's still pro life" about Edward at 2:28 Edward at 11:55 "Carlisle will get that thing out"

    Juniper RoseJuniper RoseTháng trước
    • Bella and half of the Cullens... and the overall movie IS pro-life, however.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • Some guy at home named Kevin just got his mind blown

    JordanJordanTháng trước
  • Can confirm that they teach you how to viciously hunt with your bare hands during your acting education.

    SleepyArtsStudentSleepyArtsStudentTháng trước
  • I hate how everyone in the comments is saying "liTeRalLY" for everything. I'm literally screaming I'm literally dying This is literally so awesome Blah stfu blah blah

    Don GianoDon GianoTháng trước
    • @Conor Meehan I've started intentionally buttering it when I say it lmao

      Don GianoDon Giano17 ngày trước
    • That word is literally overused

      Conor MeehanConor Meehan17 ngày trước
    • That word should really start being used the way it was intended to be, honestly.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • it was the fact that indigenous amazon people were black and wearing native american clothing for me

    croliccrolicTháng trước
  • whats the thing where they're talking to jenny nicholson?? a podcast? 24:41

    doiconfuseyoudoiconfuseyouTháng trước
  • 20:27 He: Oh no, ho no, oh no She: Oh yeah This cracks me up 😂😂😂

    Damasio RussoDamasio RussoTháng trước
  • When they look at the camera and said kevin, it honestly scared the shit out of me cause my name is kevin lmao

    XxKevGodxXXxKevGodxXTháng trước
  • heyyyy vampire diaries is bad but i still love it lowkey lmaoooo

    Professor SugeProfessor SugeTháng trước
    • Vampire Diaries is campy but way more fun than the Twilight saga!

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • The girl with the green hair is nothing like those liberal stereotypes.

    SanderSanderTháng trước
  • kristen stewart really isn't a bad actress. you can watch her other movies to see she has a really decent perfomance. in regards to twilight, if you read the books, you'll notice how bland and socially awkward bella is. kristen actually nailed the role, to her demise for years to come

    croliccrolicTháng trước
    • It's not her fault that *that* character and script were that shitty.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • That Rami segment was amazing

    Max FleischmanMax FleischmanTháng trước
  • “Your son is too cringe to live” lmao

    4surprisingly4surprisinglyTháng trước
  • Could've avoided it with a condom. All I'm sayin.

    Christian DiPaolaChristian DiPaolaTháng trước
    • I KNOW RIGHT??

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • My man cosmonaut is low key banging his cute girlfriend, well done brother I'm proud of you.

    Ernesto CaroErnesto CaroTháng trước
  • Home girl is stacked!!!

    Quaan AdamsQuaan AdamsTháng trước
  • i’m gonna say it: booboo stewart walked so tom holland could run, CHANGE MY MIND

    Elana MitchellElana MitchellTháng trước
    • What?

      The Mad TitanThe Mad TitanTháng trước
  • .

    Ezeckel ReichertEzeckel ReichertTháng trước
  • What's the most hilarious thing is both Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are very good actors. Stewart was in Zathura as the older sister and Pattinson was in Harry Potter. Both are great, these movies just fucking suck assholes

    Austin McCartyAustin McCartyTháng trước
    • Very true.

      Wanda NemerWanda NemerTháng trước
  • Dude I love these videos so much. They need to watch Vampires Suck now.

    Gabe LeistekowGabe LeistekowTháng trước
  • I have wanted to get married to Turning page by Sleeping at last for a long time, but now I’m... concerned.

    RyukThe WEEBRyukThe WEEBTháng trước
  • Zen die ah ????

    Josh UghneerJosh UghneerTháng trước
  • The Twilight saga is beautiful.

    Duarte VaderDuarte VaderTháng trước
  • Marcus getting exited about a team Charlie shirt brings me pure joy

    Milky ManMilky ManTháng trước
  • KEVIN 👀

    Fenton TuckFenton TuckTháng trước
  • This is the definitive way to watch these movies

    Marton Soos-EoryMarton Soos-Eory2 tháng trước
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