Twilight: New Moon and Eclipse - Cosmonaut Picture Show
20 Th05, 2020
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New Moon was also the first and only twilight I had ever seen because the screening to 2012 was full. Basically bottlenecked myself into watching a shitty movie that night.
Holy fucking shit his face when she was reading out the tags on the fanfiction it's fucking comedic I would believe it's out of a comedy or a cartoon
I honestly just want Bella out of the picture just so Jacob and Edward can be bros...
7:08 Jor El's Head from Superman
"Ittabittabeginning of the movie" killed me and I have no idea why
Even as a little pre teen I was team Charlie
Why is the the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
We’re did Marcus get that shirt? I really want it.
Fuck Jacob or Edward I'm team Alice
I love the idea of a Dark Side of the Moon: The Charlie Chronicles Just mustache dad discovering all the supernatural stuff doing on around town and trying to keep the peace.
✨Charlie Time✨
What is sokka doing here?
"you fucked up my favorite carpet!!!!!! you just gon let her ruin our good rug?!!!! we've had that for 2000 years!!!!!" dude, you really killed me........ Lmfao!!!!!!
I'm dying 🤣
Ok I'm 100% with Edward... Simply because yes those damn forest people need to start wearing shirts. They look like creeps who walk through town with no shirts to get people to look at them.
The incompetent disadvantage analytically whip because leo assembly fire besides a warlike bolt. new, woolen
rewatching these for like the 3rd time
I swear to god half of these views are from me I have watched this video an unhealthy amount of times
SHE HAS A PRINTER IN HER ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marcus's journey from being a on team Jacob to, "they deserve each other" is more character development then anything in the twilight series.
This chick is a simp
What's that song you guys play in the background when Jacob goes to hang with his boys? The dododododo song lmao I've been tryna find it and no luck.
@frankie lugo haha yep hopefully 😂🤞
@Josie C deadass, I too was on google scouring the internet with dododododo song in the search bar 😭 hopefully they get back to us soon.
@frankie lugo I just have no clue lol. I keep typing up 90s do do do song but there’s nothing 😂
@Josie C literally been going through the same thing 😭
Literally, it’s been stuck in my head ever since I binged the twilight videos
SO WHY DOES SHE CARE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:57 literally my favourite line in the whole movie
I cannot unsee that lady making out with the wolf😬
I was having an absolutely awful time with my mental health today. Really just...barely able to cope. Everything I tried to distract myself made me cry, until I came here. Thank you for these videos because I finally managed to laugh, and it feels so good.
dude dafaq is wrong with ur leg
This came out a day before my birthday
17:30 bro that was tweeted exactly 10 years after I was born
So do all wolf shifters like hate shirts or something or their body heat just too high?
The fucking bro JO circle in the woods joke kills me every time
Omg the circle jerk. Hahahahaha
Why cant we just have a movie about a cool character, tho?!?!?
17:24 What is this song?!
I wanna know that, too! Ok here it is: God Shattering Star- FE the Houses OST.
The part where God Shattering Star plays over the Trump tweet is perfection
Amazing
I don't like sand
The only reason Bella kissed Jacob was that she didn’t want Jacob to go kill himself...Toxic Jacob 😅(Team Edward)
All three of them suck!
Watched this one in class... BAD Choice
Damn. Y’all really used a Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 sound effect for that parkour jump in the school. Game recognize game
I’m surprised that he never brought up the fact that Jasper was in the live action Avatar: Last Airbender
The workable belief atypically fetch because geography pathogenetically step besides a entertaining architecture. rightful, overjoyed mercury
I was team Jacob the whole time because he is the only likable character besides Charlie! I hate Bella and the rest.. except her dad.
so you know how they are shapeshifters instead of werewolves? they could be any animal they want giant version and you pick a fucking wolf? not a bird? really?
So where's that Charlie vampire hunter fic?
Is his arm tattoo from samurai champloo? Mugens arm tattoos?
How’s that Charlie fan-fiction going ? 😂
DUDE WHAT IS THAT SONG THEY PLAY EVERY TIME THE WEAR WOLVES ARE ON SCREEN WITHOUT A SHIRT please I need to know
The laugh at 4:18 is so great 😂😂😂
Stupid question but are u two dating
"Jacob seems to get your mind off things for a bit" Bella just looks like "But Jacob isn't Edward, but Edward is gone and I want my father to stop caring about me when I want someone to care for me"
I know right???
I hate that the fight scenes are amazing.
17:20 Holy Shit this is real!
1:06 "Be careful who you call ugly in middle-school"
I find it funny that she misses Edward when they looked like they had the most sad and immature relationship
Charlie was the best part of this saga
23:49 FYI that blonde Donnie is from Netflix worst cartoon adaptation, Avatar The Last Airbender
yall I'm going fucking insane what is the do dodo song called? I can't keep shouting DODODODODODOD into my phone.
13:27 - 13:32 ...Wtf Sis? Those Niggas eat RAW bloody animal matter😳🤦🏾♂️
16:19
The parkour thing KILLED ME I can't breathe from laughing so hard and I cannot stop watching it.
I’m living for these Charlie hot takes tho lmao
WHY IS HIS CHARLIE IMPRESSION SO GODDAMN SPOT ON😭😭😭
bruh tell me why it sounded like they dropped some water on a grill at 3:21 lmao
What’s that doo-doo-doo song that plays when the were-wolves show up?
Semi charmed life
"This is a really healthy, normal relationship." Now watch it crash and burn because the author ships Edward and Bella, lol.
2:50 or smth, theres a guy whos staring at edward and bella. im just wondering what hes making of their conversation
I wanna hang out with her. She's cute ♥
yooo... I am having way too much fun watching you guys comment on these movies =)))) you're brilliant XD
who tf throws a slice of [izza like why
Watching this grown I’m not team EITHER
I Want to see a movie about Serial Bear
I imagine that the murderous bear Charlie thinks is running around would be like the one from the end of The Fox and the Hound if it were real.
DIS IS DA BEGININ OF DA MOVIEE
the banter between the two of you is the most hilarious thing ive seen in a long time
Out of all the commentary channels I've watched, you guys are like GENUINELY making me laugh
16:35 is this guy bothering you queen? 😂😂😂
nice vid
I CAN'T FIND THE SONG THAT'S FOR THE BOYS PLEASE I NEED IT (when I say the boys I mean when Marcus adds the song whenever THE BOYS! show up)
Semi charmed life
Charlie Swan vampire hunter au darkfic??? who's finna link the ao3? gib 2mi 😤
White Woman Extinction Button? That's terrible.
..is it? /j
it adds up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kills me
Funny enough, Taylor Lautner (actor who plays Jacob) isnt even Native. He's a white dude that's just kinda brown for some reason.
Her God damn screams make me so uncomfortable
Everyone is team Jacob till breaking dawn
The constant use of Semi-Charmed Life in conjunction with the wolf boys is just unfathomably hilarious to me
#teamJacob
That fight scene was cool af.
"oh she was reading westworld" never fails to make me WHEEZE
What a good fucking show.
19:33 We used to call those places "Shopping Malls", but they're gone now. We use Wal-Mart to avoid the Sun now.
11:30 - IS THAT DAVIS FUCKING AURINI?????????
The shot of the werewolf running directly at the camera to fight redhead lady looks so BAD holy shit there HAD to be better CGI by this point
Alice and jasper is still a better love story then twili- Wait Edit: Also when I said I wanted to see a vampire and werewolf feud this isn’t exactly what I had in mind
love spelt because is 'evol' which is like evil therefore showing that the love between Bella and Jacob is EVOL!!!
I'll take that.
Eclipse really do be the only okay in the series. My ex forced me to watch all of these. I have experienced truly bad cinema.
Twilight starring Blade with extra vampire decintigration
"Twilight's not gonna make me cry" Maury: "And the lie detector determined THAT was a lie"
The billy impressions are my favourite thing about this set of videos 😂🤌🏾🤌🏾
5:55: Me waiting for Mando and The Boys season 3
i have legit watched this video like 10 times wtf is a therapist i have enought with this
I feel genuinely bad for Marcus lmao
17:22