Twilight: New Moon and Eclipse - Cosmonaut Picture Show
20 Th05, 2020
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"Dis is da beginning of da mobie"
I’m still waiting on the fifty shades of grey cosmonaut picture show
Godamn bro the age part caught me off guard you look like 22 at most, would have never guessed 27/28
new moon got me fucked up because I had an ex that used to imagine me just like bella did when edward left
The fight seen edits😂
Watching you two watch these movies is comedy gold.
"People are always like 'oh its such a fairy tale romance', but really it seems like such a nightmare, the average relationship is way better." -Robert Pattinson during an interview about twilight
8:56 Edward really went "Stop. Get some help."
Dude jacob is the clear better option. 1 - is not cold, he's warm and you can cuddle 2 - you can pet him 3 - you can ride him into battle 4 - good boy
Jacob is in love with Bella, but he hasn't imprinted on her. So, he must eventually leave her to be with the TBD woman that he will imprint on. Right?
This bothered me too lol.
Here's a tip for being able to fully comprehend how little personality Bella has. While Jacob is fixing up cars and motorcycles, Bella SITS THERE AND WATCHES because there is no hobby she can do while she's with him. BECAUSE SHE HAS NO HOBBIES!!!
Aren't werewolves supposed to be like... big scary 7ft tall monsters that stand on two legs? Aren't they supposed to look, yknow, partially human?
I feel like Kristen Stewart would've made a good Carrie from Stephen King
I can see this honestly
1:35 Honestly though, a book series about a human sheriff policing a town stuck in a vampire-werewolf turf war sounds pretty cool
All these years after the Twilight saga and I still would spend money in a Charlie spin-off, that one is a dad a I definitely would like to... watch. Definetely watchable.
I fucking love you 2
22:38 what the actual fuck is happening
Am I just extremely dumb or did everything just stop making sense after the first movie
Marcus’s origin story was kind of cool. He had his own Quickie segments for his school. That’s kind of cool.
“Imagine like you’re a thousand years old and you choose to make your hair look like that.” I swear, these videos are just gem.
omg i didnt even kno that video of anneka exists
Watching Marcus’s evolution on Jacob is so hilarious
I next to never comment, but I am crying laughing at these videos and I’d watch this 1000 more of these 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
this girl is freaking awesome!
His fucking face at the end while she is talking had me rolling
"I don't want you to come" " I have Heard this before" 😂😂 what the fuck
That’s his girl Lmfaoooo? My boy getting it 🤣🤣🤣
i love this girl reviewing with you! you guys are good together. shes funny and has more personality then most actresses 😂
I can't stop replaying Carlisle going "KORE DE WARU JA!!" before karate chopping that guy's head off
“I hate that I don’t hate this” Don’t worry this is the only movie you’ll say this about
fire emblem?
That fight scene edit is prolly the best thing I've ever seen
Doesn’t everybody just LOVE when stories force love triangles into them?
27:13 That was gold my man #wombocombo
Idk these people's name, but the dude is way more funny
Marcus (cosmonaut) and Vero (ginkgocrown)
Bookmarks 14:28 Dad Energy 21:42 Suck my [REDACTED] 24:55 Edward shoves his [REDACTED] everywhere 26:53 The only good scene
Yea he hit after this.
Jacob and his friends are literally the perfect example of "me and THE BOYS" and I love it lmfaooo
"...That doesn't add up--" "It adds up."
WHAT IS THE SONG THAT THEY DUB IN WHEN THE BOYS GET TOGETHER 😩 PLEASE HELP
Please... PLEASE post those original picture show reviews
5:11 6:18 6:22 8:25 11:21 11:39 11:50 13:18 14:13 15:07 15:22 16:18 17:12 17:15 19:00 20:11 21:07 22:33 23:01 23:34 24:57 27:03
Girl: _verge of tears_ cosmonaut: *LAUGHTER*
What made you call yourself Cosmonauts? Love the channel by the way❗️
Late to the party here, but dude the "This is the beginning of the movie" joke kills me love u
Wait so this movie is just the last one but with wolves????
"I don't want you to cum, I've heard that one before..." Wtf cosmo...
See Jacob was a good character... And then they cut his hair and took away his shirt.
i dont know why but the 4 guys always showing up near jacob reminds me of the minions
New Moon and Eclipse are actually David Dakota films. They were the first movies he made after Bigfoot VS D.B. Cooper.
27:05 made me laugh so hard😂🤣
Bella needs to be poly
Why didn’t I ship Edward and Jacob?
Good use of Heat Haze Shadow
Does Marcus is team Edward or team Jacob?
Charlie did get his own book. It's called the peanuts. :-3
12:44.... only some will understand
17:30 Foreshadowing?
My favorite part is Cosmonauts reaction to the fight seen then Meanwhile...🤣🤣🤣
This is not your first time here
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It's not even the movie that makes me laugh at this point it's the side comments.😂😂😂
Like if 16:20 doesn't tell you she's a bad actress back then and in those movies idk what to tell you. I did recently see her in underwater on hbo and hbo max and the role worked for her
3:37 😂
25:28 🤣🤣🤣🤣
this came out the evening of my failed suicide attempt
Tough
And here, we have Jacob Black, now wearing glasses and having a more curly hairstyle. And Alice Cullen, not much about her has changed, except she now has green hair. These two characters have somehow put their differences aside, sitting next to each other watching tv, laughing and taking the piss out of their world's weird pasts, not believing that they were once a part of the weird Twilight Saga.
That fucking Tony Hawk's Pro Skater audio cue killed me.
if someone tried to turn charlie into a vampire they would probably get alcohol poisoning
the main character is worst part of the entire verse
You should cut together the commentary across all of the movies about Charlie. It's hilarious.
I'm sorry but every time I start a video my brain goes OMG UNDERTALE MUSIC
19:36 There is actually a way for Edward to avoid getting affected by sunlight: just turn the brightness down on the camera
When he screamed when the phone rang when Jacob and Bella were about to kiss, I felt that 😂
havent laughed like this since covid started
“I’m seeing some problems getting involved with a 17 year old girl!!” Lmaoooo
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17:28 ... you’re welcome
i like this girls whole goth roller derby esthetic.
Something I'll never get over (and I'm not even a fan). Jacob has blondish/reddish hair in wolf form. His hair turns his skin color. Not his hair color.
New Moon was also the first and only twilight I had ever seen because the screening to 2012 was full. Basically bottlenecked myself into watching a shitty movie that night.
Holy fucking shit his face when she was reading out the tags on the fanfiction it's fucking comedic I would believe it's out of a comedy or a cartoon
I honestly just want Bella out of the picture just so Jacob and Edward can be bros...
7:08 Jor El's Head from Superman
"Ittabittabeginning of the movie" killed me and I have no idea why
Even as a little pre teen I was team Charlie
Why is the the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
We’re did Marcus get that shirt? I really want it.
Fuck Jacob or Edward I'm team Alice
I love the idea of a Dark Side of the Moon: The Charlie Chronicles Just mustache dad discovering all the supernatural stuff doing on around town and trying to keep the peace.
✨Charlie Time✨
What is sokka doing here?
"you fucked up my favorite carpet!!!!!! you just gon let her ruin our good rug?!!!! we've had that for 2000 years!!!!!" dude, you really killed me........ Lmfao!!!!!!
I'm dying 🤣
Ok I'm 100% with Edward... Simply because yes those damn forest people need to start wearing shirts. They look like creeps who walk through town with no shirts to get people to look at them.
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rewatching these for like the 3rd time
I swear to god half of these views are from me I have watched this video an unhealthy amount of times
SHE HAS A PRINTER IN HER ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marcus's journey from being a on team Jacob to, "they deserve each other" is more character development then anything in the twilight series.
This chick is a simp