Twilight: New Moon and Eclipse - Cosmonaut Picture Show

20 Th05, 2020
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  • "Dis is da beginning of da mobie"

    Black ZephyreBlack ZephyreNgày trước
  • I’m still waiting on the fifty shades of grey cosmonaut picture show

    jasminejasmine2 ngày trước
  • Godamn bro the age part caught me off guard you look like 22 at most, would have never guessed 27/28

    Viper 6172Viper 61724 ngày trước
  • new moon got me fucked up because I had an ex that used to imagine me just like bella did when edward left

    aquinoguhaquinoguh4 ngày trước
  • The fight seen edits😂

    PoppsPopps7 ngày trước
  • Watching you two watch these movies is comedy gold.

    TheBatfink38TheBatfink389 ngày trước
  • "People are always like 'oh its such a fairy tale romance', but really it seems like such a nightmare, the average relationship is way better." -Robert Pattinson during an interview about twilight

    Wesley EPWesley EP9 ngày trước
  • 8:56 Edward really went "Stop. Get some help."

    k00patr00pa101k00patr00pa10110 ngày trước
  • Dude jacob is the clear better option. 1 - is not cold, he's warm and you can cuddle 2 - you can pet him 3 - you can ride him into battle 4 - good boy

    Greg McGreggintonGreg McGregginton11 ngày trước
  • Jacob is in love with Bella, but he hasn't imprinted on her. So, he must eventually leave her to be with the TBD woman that he will imprint on. Right?

    Eric KjosEric Kjos11 ngày trước
    • This bothered me too lol.

      Wesley EPWesley EP9 ngày trước
  • Here's a tip for being able to fully comprehend how little personality Bella has. While Jacob is fixing up cars and motorcycles, Bella SITS THERE AND WATCHES because there is no hobby she can do while she's with him. BECAUSE SHE HAS NO HOBBIES!!!

    RikititiRikititi11 ngày trước
  • Aren't werewolves supposed to be like... big scary 7ft tall monsters that stand on two legs? Aren't they supposed to look, yknow, partially human?

    TheHorrorDevoteeTheHorrorDevotee11 ngày trước
  • I feel like Kristen Stewart would've made a good Carrie from Stephen King

    TzokoliTTzokoliT12 ngày trước
    • I can see this honestly

      Wesley EPWesley EP9 ngày trước
  • 1:35 Honestly though, a book series about a human sheriff policing a town stuck in a vampire-werewolf turf war sounds pretty cool

    ElusiveBardElusiveBard12 ngày trước
  • All these years after the Twilight saga and I still would spend money in a Charlie spin-off, that one is a dad a I definitely would like to... watch. Definetely watchable.

    Felipe Sene Januário e Alvarenga MotaFelipe Sene Januário e Alvarenga Mota13 ngày trước
  • I fucking love you 2

    Zachary EsquivelZachary Esquivel17 ngày trước
  • 22:38 what the actual fuck is happening

    CatinthehatCatinthehat18 ngày trước
  • Am I just extremely dumb or did everything just stop making sense after the first movie

    CatinthehatCatinthehat18 ngày trước
  • Marcus’s origin story was kind of cool. He had his own Quickie segments for his school. That’s kind of cool.

    Digit TollDigit Toll19 ngày trước
  • “Imagine like you’re a thousand years old and you choose to make your hair look like that.” I swear, these videos are just gem.

    The Flower of SpadesThe Flower of Spades20 ngày trước
  • omg i didnt even kno that video of anneka exists

    Leslie AnziaLeslie Anzia21 ngày trước
  • Watching Marcus’s evolution on Jacob is so hilarious

    James MooneyJames Mooney22 ngày trước
  • I next to never comment, but I am crying laughing at these videos and I’d watch this 1000 more of these 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    Beck LandryBeck Landry24 ngày trước
  • this girl is freaking awesome!

    Richard YoungRichard Young24 ngày trước
  • His fucking face at the end while she is talking had me rolling

    GrimGrim26 ngày trước
  • "I don't want you to come" " I have Heard this before" 😂😂 what the fuck

    masterchief1996masterchief199626 ngày trước
  • That’s his girl Lmfaoooo? My boy getting it 🤣🤣🤣

    Saul BaezSaul Baez27 ngày trước
  • i love this girl reviewing with you! you guys are good together. shes funny and has more personality then most actresses 😂

    Joe ReymundoJoe Reymundo27 ngày trước
  • I can't stop replaying Carlisle going "KORE DE WARU JA!!" before karate chopping that guy's head off

    ToruKun1ToruKun129 ngày trước
  • “I hate that I don’t hate this” Don’t worry this is the only movie you’ll say this about

    Donnie WardDonnie Ward29 ngày trước
  • fire emblem?

    Joshua StricklandJoshua StricklandTháng trước
  • That fight scene edit is prolly the best thing I've ever seen

    aditya khoundaditya khoundTháng trước
  • Doesn’t everybody just LOVE when stories force love triangles into them?

    Borsalino KizaruBorsalino KizaruTháng trước
  • 27:13 That was gold my man #wombocombo

    Leo HernandezLeo HernandezTháng trước
  • Idk these people's name, but the dude is way more funny

    Don GianoDon GianoTháng trước
    • Marcus (cosmonaut) and Vero (ginkgocrown)

      GTGTTháng trước
  • Bookmarks 14:28 Dad Energy 21:42 Suck my [REDACTED] 24:55 Edward shoves his [REDACTED] everywhere 26:53 The only good scene

    The Foolish SamuraiThe Foolish SamuraiTháng trước
    • Yea he hit after this.

      WinewoodWinewood28 ngày trước
  • Jacob and his friends are literally the perfect example of "me and THE BOYS" and I love it lmfaooo

    ReverieReverieTháng trước
  • "...That doesn't add up--" "It adds up."

    Payson DavisPayson DavisTháng trước
  • WHAT IS THE SONG THAT THEY DUB IN WHEN THE BOYS GET TOGETHER 😩 PLEASE HELP

    Jake JohnsonJake JohnsonTháng trước
  • Please... PLEASE post those original picture show reviews

    Ryan LukeRyan LukeTháng trước
  • 5:11 6:18 6:22 8:25 11:21 11:39 11:50 13:18 14:13 15:07 15:22 16:18 17:12 17:15 19:00 20:11 21:07 22:33 23:01 23:34 24:57 27:03

    big cloverbig cloverTháng trước
  • Girl: _verge of tears_ cosmonaut: *LAUGHTER*

    Short and FatShort and FatTháng trước
  • What made you call yourself Cosmonauts? Love the channel by the way❗️

    Reclaiming Manhood WadeReclaiming Manhood WadeTháng trước
  • Late to the party here, but dude the "This is the beginning of the movie" joke kills me love u

    Maximiliano YungMaximiliano YungTháng trước
  • Wait so this movie is just the last one but with wolves????

    Max SchwartzMax SchwartzTháng trước
  • "I don't want you to cum, I've heard that one before..." Wtf cosmo...

    PrismZetPrismZetTháng trước
  • See Jacob was a good character... And then they cut his hair and took away his shirt.

    Sophie Amanda Leiton ToomeySophie Amanda Leiton ToomeyTháng trước
  • i dont know why but the 4 guys always showing up near jacob reminds me of the minions

    monkymonkyTháng trước
  • New Moon and Eclipse are actually David Dakota films. They were the first movies he made after Bigfoot VS D.B. Cooper.

    ShoezzShoezzTháng trước
  • 27:05 made me laugh so hard😂🤣

    Chris SChris STháng trước
  • Bella needs to be poly

    M WM WTháng trước
  • Why didn’t I ship Edward and Jacob?

    M WM WTháng trước
  • Good use of Heat Haze Shadow

    Darius PettusDarius PettusTháng trước
  • Does Marcus is team Edward or team Jacob?

    M WM WTháng trước
  • Charlie did get his own book. It's called the peanuts. :-3

    Robot BoyRobot BoyTháng trước
  • 12:44.... only some will understand

    Jordan HowardJordan HowardTháng trước
  • 17:30 Foreshadowing?

    NumberBndlNumberBndlTháng trước
  • My favorite part is Cosmonauts reaction to the fight seen then Meanwhile...🤣🤣🤣

    LENEXTHEFUNTUMLENEXTHEFUNTUMTháng trước
  • This is not your first time here

    Paulo EndohPaulo EndohTháng trước
  • The productive snail developmentally fear because glue perinatally unfasten during a astonishing pajama. wakeful, amused steam

    Siu LuthardtSiu LuthardtTháng trước
  • It's not even the movie that makes me laugh at this point it's the side comments.😂😂😂

    shane. mathis.shane. mathis.Tháng trước
  • Like if 16:20 doesn't tell you she's a bad actress back then and in those movies idk what to tell you. I did recently see her in underwater on hbo and hbo max and the role worked for her

    SSJDARK DrakusSSJDARK DrakusTháng trước
  • 3:37 😂

    Rethabile MontshioagaeRethabile MontshioagaeTháng trước
  • 25:28 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Fenton TuckFenton TuckTháng trước
  • this came out the evening of my failed suicide attempt

    Julia Sz.Julia Sz.2 tháng trước
    • Tough

      TrickyMississipiTrickyMississipiTháng trước
  • And here, we have Jacob Black, now wearing glasses and having a more curly hairstyle. And Alice Cullen, not much about her has changed, except she now has green hair. These two characters have somehow put their differences aside, sitting next to each other watching tv, laughing and taking the piss out of their world's weird pasts, not believing that they were once a part of the weird Twilight Saga.

    Isaac LeeIsaac Lee2 tháng trước
  • That fucking Tony Hawk's Pro Skater audio cue killed me.

    Pete SorensenPete Sorensen2 tháng trước
  • if someone tried to turn charlie into a vampire they would probably get alcohol poisoning

    josephjoseph2 tháng trước
  • the main character is worst part of the entire verse

    sageturtlsageturtl2 tháng trước
  • You should cut together the commentary across all of the movies about Charlie. It's hilarious.

    UberKuma84UberKuma842 tháng trước
  • I'm sorry but every time I start a video my brain goes OMG UNDERTALE MUSIC

    Next Stop- EverywhereNext Stop- Everywhere2 tháng trước
  • 19:36 There is actually a way for Edward to avoid getting affected by sunlight: just turn the brightness down on the camera

    Boni ChodesBoni Chodes2 tháng trước
  • When he screamed when the phone rang when Jacob and Bella were about to kiss, I felt that 😂

    JayshockJayshock2 tháng trước
  • havent laughed like this since covid started

    Teflon DonTeflon Don2 tháng trước
  • “I’m seeing some problems getting involved with a 17 year old girl!!” Lmaoooo

    grapelundgrapelund2 tháng trước
  • The ripe faucet ontogenically squeal because microwave anaerobically whine vice a uneven cymbal. aboard, nippy coil

    Metz WaldronMetz Waldron2 tháng trước
  • 17:28 ... you’re welcome

    DoomedDumplingDoomedDumpling2 tháng trước
  • i like this girls whole goth roller derby esthetic.

    Taheem LewisTaheem Lewis2 tháng trước
  • Something I'll never get over (and I'm not even a fan). Jacob has blondish/reddish hair in wolf form. His hair turns his skin color. Not his hair color.

    Granny's HandbagGranny's Handbag2 tháng trước
  • New Moon was also the first and only twilight I had ever seen because the screening to 2012 was full. Basically bottlenecked myself into watching a shitty movie that night.

    Fart TonyFart Tony2 tháng trước
  • Holy fucking shit his face when she was reading out the tags on the fanfiction it's fucking comedic I would believe it's out of a comedy or a cartoon

    Akash ShahAkash Shah2 tháng trước
  • I honestly just want Bella out of the picture just so Jacob and Edward can be bros...

    bruhbruh2 tháng trước
  • 7:08 Jor El's Head from Superman

    Daniel JbailyDaniel Jbaily2 tháng trước
  • "Ittabittabeginning of the movie" killed me and I have no idea why

    RyanRyan2 tháng trước
  • Even as a little pre teen I was team Charlie

    Amber SiddowayAmber Siddoway2 tháng trước
  • Why is the the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

    cookieaddictionscookieaddictions2 tháng trước
  • We’re did Marcus get that shirt? I really want it.

    Campbell DietzCampbell Dietz2 tháng trước
  • Fuck Jacob or Edward I'm team Alice

    Abraham LiAbraham Li2 tháng trước
  • I love the idea of a Dark Side of the Moon: The Charlie Chronicles Just mustache dad discovering all the supernatural stuff doing on around town and trying to keep the peace.

    Jamie KamihachiJamie Kamihachi2 tháng trước
  • ✨Charlie Time✨

    Brandon GnuschkeBrandon Gnuschke2 tháng trước
  • What is sokka doing here?

    Vortahead The beastVortahead The beast2 tháng trước
  • "you fucked up my favorite carpet!!!!!! you just gon let her ruin our good rug?!!!! we've had that for 2000 years!!!!!" dude, you really killed me........ Lmfao!!!!!!

    wade kganathewade kganathe2 tháng trước
  • I'm dying 🤣

    Genny RoseGenny Rose2 tháng trước
  • Ok I'm 100% with Edward... Simply because yes those damn forest people need to start wearing shirts. They look like creeps who walk through town with no shirts to get people to look at them.

    BarnesofthenorthBarnesofthenorth2 tháng trước
  • The incompetent disadvantage analytically whip because leo assembly fire besides a warlike bolt. new, woolen

    Metz WaldronMetz Waldron3 tháng trước
  • rewatching these for like the 3rd time

    Isaac PayneIsaac Payne3 tháng trước
  • I swear to god half of these views are from me I have watched this video an unhealthy amount of times

    Mr. MannMr. Mann3 tháng trước
  • SHE HAS A PRINTER IN HER ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    MatthmatazMatthmataz3 tháng trước
  • Marcus's journey from being a on team Jacob to, "they deserve each other" is more character development then anything in the twilight series.

    YousuckatcookinggYousuckatcookingg3 tháng trước
  • This chick is a simp

    Relay SooliviathenRelay Sooliviathen3 tháng trước
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