Twilight: New Moon and Eclipse - Cosmonaut Picture Show

20 Th05, 2020
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  • New Moon was also the first and only twilight I had ever seen because the screening to 2012 was full. Basically bottlenecked myself into watching a shitty movie that night.

    Fart TonyFart Tony12 giờ trước
  • Holy fucking shit his face when she was reading out the tags on the fanfiction it's fucking comedic I would believe it's out of a comedy or a cartoon

    Akash ShahAkash Shah23 giờ trước
  • I honestly just want Bella out of the picture just so Jacob and Edward can be bros...

    bruhbruhNgày trước
  • 7:08 Jor El's Head from Superman

    Daniel JbailyDaniel JbailyNgày trước
  • "Ittabittabeginning of the movie" killed me and I have no idea why

    RyanRyanNgày trước
  • Even as a little pre teen I was team Charlie

    Amber SiddowayAmber SiddowayNgày trước
  • Why is the the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

    cookieaddictionscookieaddictionsNgày trước
  • We’re did Marcus get that shirt? I really want it.

    Campbell DietzCampbell DietzNgày trước
  • Fuck Jacob or Edward I'm team Alice

    Abraham LiAbraham LiNgày trước
  • I love the idea of a Dark Side of the Moon: The Charlie Chronicles Just mustache dad discovering all the supernatural stuff doing on around town and trying to keep the peace.

    Jamie KamihachiJamie KamihachiNgày trước
  • ✨Charlie Time✨

    Brandon GnuschkeBrandon Gnuschke5 ngày trước
  • What is sokka doing here?

    Vortahead The beastVortahead The beast8 ngày trước
  • "you fucked up my favorite carpet!!!!!! you just gon let her ruin our good rug?!!!! we've had that for 2000 years!!!!!" dude, you really killed me........ Lmfao!!!!!!

    wade kganathewade kganathe12 ngày trước
  • I'm dying 🤣

    Genny RoseGenny Rose15 ngày trước
  • Ok I'm 100% with Edward... Simply because yes those damn forest people need to start wearing shirts. They look like creeps who walk through town with no shirts to get people to look at them.

    BarnesofthenorthBarnesofthenorth18 ngày trước
  • The incompetent disadvantage analytically whip because leo assembly fire besides a warlike bolt. new, woolen

    Metz WaldronMetz Waldron21 ngày trước
  • rewatching these for like the 3rd time

    Isaac PayneIsaac Payne21 ngày trước
  • I swear to god half of these views are from me I have watched this video an unhealthy amount of times

    Mr. MannMr. Mann23 ngày trước

    MatthmatazMatthmataz23 ngày trước
  • Marcus's journey from being a on team Jacob to, "they deserve each other" is more character development then anything in the twilight series.

    YousuckatcookinggYousuckatcookingg23 ngày trước
  • This chick is a simp

    Relay SooliviathenRelay Sooliviathen25 ngày trước
  • What's that song you guys play in the background when Jacob goes to hang with his boys? The dododododo song lmao I've been tryna find it and no luck.

    frankie lugofrankie lugo26 ngày trước
    • @frankie lugo haha yep hopefully 😂🤞

      Josie CJosie C25 ngày trước
    • @Josie C deadass, I too was on google scouring the internet with dododododo song in the search bar 😭 hopefully they get back to us soon.

      frankie lugofrankie lugo25 ngày trước
    • @frankie lugo I just have no clue lol. I keep typing up 90s do do do song but there’s nothing 😂

      Josie CJosie C25 ngày trước
    • @Josie C literally been going through the same thing 😭

      frankie lugofrankie lugo25 ngày trước
    • Literally, it’s been stuck in my head ever since I binged the twilight videos

      Josie CJosie C25 ngày trước
  • SO WHY DOES SHE CARE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nico BrayNico BrayTháng trước
  • 9:57 literally my favourite line in the whole movie

    Alex CraneAlex CraneTháng trước
  • I cannot unsee that lady making out with the wolf😬

    Josh NenadichJosh NenadichTháng trước
  • I was having an absolutely awful time with my mental health today. Really just...barely able to cope. Everything I tried to distract myself made me cry, until I came here. Thank you for these videos because I finally managed to laugh, and it feels so good.

    RazzlewolfflightRazzlewolfflightTháng trước
  • dude dafaq is wrong with ur leg

    The Vaping JourneyThe Vaping JourneyTháng trước
  • This came out a day before my birthday

    SnoopySnoopyTháng trước
  • 17:30 bro that was tweeted exactly 10 years after I was born

    It's not Butter!It's not Butter!Tháng trước
  • So do all wolf shifters like hate shirts or something or their body heat just too high?

    Ares OblivionAres OblivionTháng trước
  • The fucking bro JO circle in the woods joke kills me every time

    Lifoxion StreamsLifoxion StreamsTháng trước
  • Omg the circle jerk. Hahahahaha

    David WhiteDavid WhiteTháng trước
  • Why cant we just have a movie about a cool character, tho?!?!?

    Stein SchlangeStein SchlangeTháng trước
  • 17:24 What is this song?!

    Landon McAfeeLandon McAfeeTháng trước
    • I wanna know that, too! Ok here it is: God Shattering Star- FE the Houses OST.

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer28 ngày trước
  • The part where God Shattering Star plays over the Trump tweet is perfection

    AlacriticalAlacriticalTháng trước
    • Amazing

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer11 ngày trước
  • I don't like sand

    Sniffee MoldSniffee MoldTháng trước
  • The only reason Bella kissed Jacob was that she didn’t want Jacob to go kill himself...Toxic Jacob 😅(Team Edward)

    JustEmmaJustEmmaTháng trước
    • All three of them suck!

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer11 ngày trước
  • Watched this one in class... BAD Choice

    Hunter FrancisHunter FrancisTháng trước
  • Damn. Y’all really used a Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3 sound effect for that parkour jump in the school. Game recognize game

    I'm always this funnyI'm always this funnyTháng trước
  • I’m surprised that he never brought up the fact that Jasper was in the live action Avatar: Last Airbender

    Karis MeekKaris MeekTháng trước
  • The workable belief atypically fetch because geography pathogenetically step besides a entertaining architecture. rightful, overjoyed mercury

    mira edoraysmira edoraysTháng trước
  • I was team Jacob the whole time because he is the only likable character besides Charlie! I hate Bella and the rest.. except her dad.

    Kuri MKuri MTháng trước
  • so you know how they are shapeshifters instead of werewolves? they could be any animal they want giant version and you pick a fucking wolf? not a bird? really?

    Seakay MargiadanaeSeakay MargiadanaeTháng trước
  • So where's that Charlie vampire hunter fic?

    Singing MochiSinging MochiTháng trước
  • Is his arm tattoo from samurai champloo? Mugens arm tattoos?

    Dooroofoo 6Dooroofoo 6Tháng trước
  • How’s that Charlie fan-fiction going ? 😂

    HoodNinja z0HoodNinja z0Tháng trước

    Aidan CrewsAidan CrewsTháng trước
  • The laugh at 4:18 is so great 😂😂😂

    DrPlatypus1DrPlatypus1Tháng trước
  • Stupid question but are u two dating

    Matthew MoyoMatthew MoyoTháng trước
  • "Jacob seems to get your mind off things for a bit" Bella just looks like "But Jacob isn't Edward, but Edward is gone and I want my father to stop caring about me when I want someone to care for me"

    FlameFlameTháng trước
    • I know right???

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer11 ngày trước
  • I hate that the fight scenes are amazing.

    MyAverageLife01MyAverageLife01Tháng trước
  • 17:20 Holy Shit this is real!

    Isaiah ReitanIsaiah ReitanTháng trước
  • 1:06 "Be careful who you call ugly in middle-school"

    Isaiah ReitanIsaiah ReitanTháng trước
  • I find it funny that she misses Edward when they looked like they had the most sad and immature relationship

    Borsalino KizaruBorsalino KizaruTháng trước
  • Charlie was the best part of this saga

    Caleb HallCaleb HallTháng trước
  • 23:49 FYI that blonde Donnie is from Netflix worst cartoon adaptation, Avatar The Last Airbender

    Jamo High VJamo High VTháng trước
  • yall I'm going fucking insane what is the do dodo song called? I can't keep shouting DODODODODODOD into my phone.

    Kas AnnKas AnnTháng trước
  • 13:27 - 13:32 ...Wtf Sis? Those Niggas eat RAW bloody animal matter😳🤦🏾‍♂️

    JJTháng trước
  • 16:19

    Enrique GantoEnrique GantoTháng trước
  • The parkour thing KILLED ME I can't breathe from laughing so hard and I cannot stop watching it.

    pugsly6338pugsly6338Tháng trước
  • I’m living for these Charlie hot takes tho lmao

    Jess FaeJess FaeTháng trước

    jonathan fosterjonathan fosterTháng trước
  • bruh tell me why it sounded like they dropped some water on a grill at 3:21 lmao

    LycaLycaTháng trước
  • What’s that doo-doo-doo song that plays when the were-wolves show up?

    Stop Motion SamuraiStop Motion SamuraiTháng trước
    • Semi charmed life

      TenuousBootTenuousBootTháng trước
  • "This is a really healthy, normal relationship." Now watch it crash and burn because the author ships Edward and Bella, lol.

    James WisniewskiJames WisniewskiTháng trước
  • 2:50 or smth, theres a guy whos staring at edward and bella. im just wondering what hes making of their conversation

    Joyce HongJoyce HongTháng trước
  • I wanna hang out with her. She's cute ♥

    kokrouczkokrouczTháng trước
  • yooo... I am having way too much fun watching you guys comment on these movies =)))) you're brilliant XD

    Thomas TanasescuThomas TanasescuTháng trước
  • who tf throws a slice of [izza like why

    Cakestand CornfieldCakestand CornfieldTháng trước
  • Watching this grown I’m not team EITHER

    Lauren StephensLauren StephensTháng trước
  • I Want to see a movie about Serial Bear

    Moviebuff ShattoMoviebuff ShattoTháng trước
    • I imagine that the murderous bear Charlie thinks is running around would be like the one from the end of The Fox and the Hound if it were real.

      Xehanort10Xehanort10Tháng trước

    Wiltzen MediaWiltzen MediaTháng trước
  • the banter between the two of you is the most hilarious thing ive seen in a long time

    Wiltzen MediaWiltzen MediaTháng trước
  • Out of all the commentary channels I've watched, you guys are like GENUINELY making me laugh

    MegMegTháng trước
  • 16:35 is this guy bothering you queen? 😂😂😂

    Ali MallahiAli MallahiTháng trước
  • nice vid

    cole eubankscole eubanksTháng trước
  • I CAN'T FIND THE SONG THAT'S FOR THE BOYS PLEASE I NEED IT (when I say the boys I mean when Marcus adds the song whenever THE BOYS! show up)

    Jake HughesJake HughesTháng trước
    • Semi charmed life

      TenuousBootTenuousBootTháng trước
  • Charlie Swan vampire hunter au darkfic??? who's finna link the ao3? gib 2mi 😤

    b bb b2 tháng trước
  • White Woman Extinction Button? That's terrible.

    eiffelvioleteiffelviolet2 tháng trước
    • it? /j

      Diego BlueDiego BlueTháng trước
  • it adds up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kills me

    JayForRealPlaysJayForRealPlays2 tháng trước
  • Funny enough, Taylor Lautner (actor who plays Jacob) isnt even Native. He's a white dude that's just kinda brown for some reason.

    Daniel ReynoldsDaniel Reynolds2 tháng trước
  • Her God damn screams make me so uncomfortable

    Dida DiegoDida Diego2 tháng trước
  • Everyone is team Jacob till breaking dawn

    Victoria BryerVictoria Bryer2 tháng trước
  • The constant use of Semi-Charmed Life in conjunction with the wolf boys is just unfathomably hilarious to me

    Austin GardnerAustin Gardner2 tháng trước
  • #teamJacob

    The Real Tony YTThe Real Tony YT2 tháng trước
  • That fight scene was cool af.

    MyAverageLife01MyAverageLife012 tháng trước
  • "oh she was reading westworld" never fails to make me WHEEZE

    PandalandalopalisPandalandalopalis2 tháng trước
    • What a good fucking show.

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer11 ngày trước
  • 19:33 We used to call those places "Shopping Malls", but they're gone now. We use Wal-Mart to avoid the Sun now.

    tropicaltracer 202020tropicaltracer 2020202 tháng trước
  • 11:30 - IS THAT DAVIS FUCKING AURINI?????????

    MagpieMagpie2 tháng trước
  • The shot of the werewolf running directly at the camera to fight redhead lady looks so BAD holy shit there HAD to be better CGI by this point

    AgiAgi2 tháng trước
  • Alice and jasper is still a better love story then twili- Wait Edit: Also when I said I wanted to see a vampire and werewolf feud this isn’t exactly what I had in mind

    Ze BruhZe Bruh2 tháng trước
  • love spelt because is 'evol' which is like evil therefore showing that the love between Bella and Jacob is EVOL!!!

    Jude Connor-MacintyreJude Connor-Macintyre2 tháng trước
    • I'll take that.

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer11 ngày trước
  • Eclipse really do be the only okay in the series. My ex forced me to watch all of these. I have experienced truly bad cinema.

    ChillociRaptorChillociRaptor2 tháng trước
  • Twilight starring Blade with extra vampire decintigration

    JellsnellJellsnell2 tháng trước
  • "Twilight's not gonna make me cry" Maury: "And the lie detector determined THAT was a lie"

    Britbaby961Britbaby9612 tháng trước
  • The billy impressions are my favourite thing about this set of videos 😂🤌🏾🤌🏾

    marleemarlzmarleemarlz2 tháng trước
  • 5:55: Me waiting for Mando and The Boys season 3

    Shanez1215Shanez12152 tháng trước
  • i have legit watched this video like 10 times wtf is a therapist i have enought with this

    Ignacia NuñezIgnacia Nuñez2 tháng trước
  • I feel genuinely bad for Marcus lmao

    Preetham VasireddyPreetham Vasireddy2 tháng trước
  • 17:22

    Just call Me crazeJust call Me craze2 tháng trước