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eddie brock has dumb bitch energy and i'm here for it
Venom, one of the greatest movies I have ever seen..oh well.
What I did like about this movie is the boyfriend the ex fiancee gets. He's not an asshole at any point, he seems happy to help Eddie and doesn't get all boring and possessive. A refreshing lack of toxic behaviour usually given to the extra romantic interest just to make the main character seem better.
Bro, you gave this the same rating as Catwoman
Man you love talking out your ass, the movie was great, like WTF is wrong with you, there isn't a single movie in the world that you like!
Is this the only video you watched?
My guilty pleasure. I know it isn't good but i liked this movie. And i'm glad they're getting a second chance to do better/ more in Venom 2
They could have done venom vs spiderman but we got this shit
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11:03 I was disappointed cause I thought you were going to say “Hey look its stan lee”
Watched it for the first time myself a little bit ago and it was.. decent, just coulda used more actual Venom/symbiotes
I hate venom
It was a good film
I found it incredibly boring
11:03 Marcus would be the best director
Riz Ahmed’s character is Pakistani, not Indian. Great video!
The movie is so fucking bad I love it
Personally, I liked venom.
10:15
in the past 20 years you cannot find a good action movie without some kind of stupid corny comedy shoved into it I hate comedy in an action movie if I want to see a comedy I'd go to a f****** comedy
Pretty fun to watch tho
What if the child that wanted to ask a question the question be where is the bathroom
I kinda liked but I respect your opinion
Yeah they really dropped the ball here, this movie had so much potential
For a guy who likes the Star Wars sequels you have no right today that this movie is bad or good
This guy is the definition of Journalist film critic. He only likes movies that are progressive and hates people who enjoy certain things because his life revolves around hating "Normies". I hate how this guy targets the average audience because in his head he is superior to everyone.
Venom is prototype: the film but not edgy and not violent. As far as game movies go one derived from prototype could've been good.
I loved the movie, it made me laugh and some of the action was cool soooo it's nice 7/10 comedy is values really high for me
I love how Marcus calls this dude Elon Musk, as if there is a non-evil Elon musk.
Why is musk evil? (I don't follow this stuff)
It was a BAD film. But it was an enjoyable popcorn movie.
"Cosmonaut quiche"
Idk how you could score daredevil higher than venom. I'm definitely biased cuz I like venom way more than anything in the daredevil universe, but that's just a crazy rating
even tho this movie was pretty bad i really did enjoy myself watching it
THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE IV’E EVER SAW
@Black Hoodie Man cool
@Todd Howard everybody makes mistakes dumbass
@Todd Howard yeah i meant seen
You ever saw? Wow! What great grammer.
Venom kinda explains the plan after the bike scene
I was falling asleep for the first 2 minutes then I heard Indian Elon Musk then I was like sir not only have you awoken me but you have my full attention as well
I liked it but I wish it was better story wise but I liked the effects
"it's basically the equivalent of the character having a arch off screen that we never see and we're are just told about later" *cough*cough*the last jedi*cough
It's been 2 years and I realised that the guy actually is like an *INDIAN ELON MUSK*
You can just say “Elon Musk”...”evil Elon Musk” is actually a redundant statement
I enjoyed this movie a lot.
ok so obv dont film a dead body but i react the smae way when im scared or stressed. its unfortunate but some people do react that way
The movie has good potential
Evil Elon Musk? Sooooo...Elon Musk?
“Evil Elon Musk” you mean Elon Musk
I watched this movie when I got back home from my surgery
this movie is a great gay romance movie about an alien and tom hardy while tom hardy looses his shit
The scene when Eddie and Venom were eating tator tots I just died of historical laughter. 🤣
This is better Venom than Topher Grace
Venom was a bad movie but aleast I enjoyed
I enjoyed it
I did like it tooo
It's just Tom Hardy pissing about. Good fun.
I would feel more comfortable calling this movie "a guilty pleasure" if it had gore in it.
Just stfu dude make a movie urself if u criticize all movies u moron
@Elbicho 99 why you so mad just stop watching and move on lmfao stop crying over an opinion
@trev nah this guy criticizing like a lil bitch
@Elbicho 99 he’s literally been to film school and has knowledge of what does and doesn’t a good movie, your logic is so stupid. You don’t need to make a movie to be a critique 🤦♂️
@trev cuz mans talking to hot as if he has ever made a movie
Why you hurt
You enjoying a movie literally makes it a good movie
Bad take
Not true
Venom is a good movie
No riot crossing across Asia makes sense, in the ship that was a human ship who took these aliens, then riot wants to get home, and thus he see the minds of the humans he occupies and boom this famous guy has a space program I’m going to go to him, then evil Elon gets taken over by riot and boom he wants to go to space. That makes scene you just have to pay a tad more attention
If this movie was an r rated goofy comedy action film like the mask it would of been wayy better (in my opinion).
Wrong
Next one is r rated
Say what you want about this movie I actually really like it
You say quickie but it's over 11 minutes a quickie is hey I liked it this is why I don't like in and out within a four
This movie is underrated
Didn't Tom Hardy come out and say that they did cut a lot of the gruesome stuff the make sure it wasn't R rated
If this movie was the best let's be honest, the eminem theme song would still top it
I just loved the lobster scene
Don't Eddie and the symbiote have sex in the comics and are actually in a relationship?
2:00 He actually does tell his assistant to answer her question
I just get remindet that this Movie exist o_o
I really hated this movie. I loved how venom looked and sounded but that is literally it. I think people let that cloud their judgment for the rest of the movie
"Hey yeah, let's go to the hospital." -Venom Apparently Venom is just a chill dude along for whatever the group decides to go do.
Its a shame the rest of the movie so so bad and boring because I genuinely love this Venom. The idea that he's a loser on his home planet (though the line is cringy) and he's happy to stay being a big fish in a small pond and tag along with Eddie is great.
just shut up about these movies now goodness just shut up I love this movie
He's aloud to criticize a movie bud
Good, you can keep liking it, nobody's stopping you.
I totally agree with this, my gawd someone who makes sense. I feel like sometimes I'm the weirdo out when I say this movie wasn't good but watchable. Also his girlfriend is so not interesting, honestly didn't care if she came back for the rest of the film. Their was barley a connection between them.
This guys voice and tone is just hilarious
Ironic how when you tried to make it a Quickie but this is like the longer CosmoQuickie in your channel lol
This is accurate😂
Like I never need to watch this movie again
This movie is so bad that it ultimately becomes enjoyable like the ghost rider series.
Skip to 10:15 here guys
6.9K comments hahaha
Only...he tells someone else to answer her question. Lol
idk man alot of the things you seem to hate were rly fun
One of the Venom’s travels through China so the big Chinese market has something to identify with duh
Uh dude Venoms was a great fucking movie WDYM
I love you and the content you out out. I know I’m totally an idiot fir saying this, but I’m sorry, the final scene with the camera panning to a zoom in on Carnage crescendoing into Eminem’s killer song “Eddie Brock is you, and I’m the suit so call me “VENOM” had me LITERALLY standing up out of my chair screaming “Yes!!!”
I watched this movie expecting it to be bad, or at least not meet my expectations for a Venom movie, but I honestly just wanted to see how Venom looked and I wasn't disappointed.
He said this was bad but he loves the MCU lmao
Because this was shit and MCU movies usually aren't
This movie was good
This movie was good
I don't consider myself as a normie(who would) but I kinda like this movie. It was pretty chill and fun, I wasn't expecting a good movie in terms of construction anyway. Oh I laugh at the movie time to time too. But its not catwoman bad :D
8/10 maybe 9/10 if it was rated r
venom - better than it had any right to be. so fuck the critics, and fuck this stupid video too. "cosmonaut quiche"? you studying to be a 1980's film critic?
O comic book movie hasn't made me so embarrassed since Catwoman.
Venom is a good movie...
I don't get how Sony can make venom and spiderverse, like 😕
Idc what anyone says, I loved the movie.
@Gingerbread Man me too
I dont really agree with this dudes opinions but i think hes funny. Btw i like the film too
usually your reviews are spot on but i gotta disagree with this one on pretty much every point tbh. people already pointed out the major flaw, but the note about the little girl not getting to ask her question definitely felt intentional to me. the main villain says the right things, but his actions speak for him - he makes such a big deal of the girl getting to express her ideas, but the only one that he allows to be expressed is his own. 100% read that as an intentional bit of character establishment, something glossed over if you aren't paying attention to it but meant to comment on the villain's actual ideology if you do.
I don't like it much.first they must have use rrubberr pratcitical effects for venom,in comic,tv animation series or video games,there are some practical cartoony style when venoms appears or changes from eddie brock to venom,especially his masks.mark my words marvel!
To be fair, compared to the last movie Venom, this one is a huge step up. Really people just watch the move to see Venom in action, not to see eddie brock have a character arc and people liked it. I see how it might not have been a good movie, but it sure is the best venom we've seen on the big screen, and it has a lot of potential
Don’t get me wrong he’s funny but does he like any movie
That's what im saying i really like venom
I enjoyed it.
I'm sorry I know this is unpopular but I liked Venom