Watching Twilight for the First Time (Not Clickbait)

29 Th04, 2020
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  • FUCKING RAM RANCH LMFAO

    mary freegirlmary freegirlGiờ trước
  • WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THAT PERSON'S NECK GETTING BROKE HUH

    FatDewyFatDewy9 giờ trước
  • W2C SHIRT

    MisterButtertinMisterButtertin18 giờ trước
  • Period = free protein 😂 now that's some diet my friend

    Slax 2105Slax 2105Ngày trước
  • the "sex god" is a murderer in season 9 episode 17 (ish) of criminal minds

    Evie RyanEvie RyanNgày trước
  • The acting is so baaaaaad

    Daniel JbailyDaniel JbailyNgày trước
  • noone batted an eye when the singular black man randomly kisses her cheek at lunch 2:43 ???????

    alexpreissyalexpreissyNgày trước
  • "you already took my pop away" damn 🤣🥲

    MurvMuzikMurvMuzikNgày trước
  • Anyone else notice the Tokyo Ghoul song?

    Yulisa HernandezYulisa Hernandez2 ngày trước
  • Edward's a chandelier?

    Mercedes CalderonMercedes Calderon3 ngày trước
  • Dude I didn’t expect Robert Pattinson to play Batman I mean fuckin Batman

    Raul OrellanaRaul Orellana3 ngày trước
  • The straight window conversantly invite because capital collaterally man inside a sudden scanner. nauseating, furry furtive baby

    Metz WaldronMetz Waldron5 ngày trước
  • You guys should do all of the prequel movies

    Owen GravesOwen Graves5 ngày trước
  • I love how Marcus refers to the bad guys as, "X-men"

    The GuyThe Guy5 ngày trước
  • Your girlfriend looks like a girl I knew that had a thing for goats that were secretly satanic entities

    Samuel JamesSamuel James6 ngày trước
  • She wants you bruh.

    Sky Ley LinesSky Ley Lines9 ngày trước
  • It's been a pretty shitty time but these reviews make me laugh out loud. Rewatching for the good feels :D

    ButterflyZoButterflyZo10 ngày trước
  • 8:02 why is there so much bottled water were they prepping for QUARENTEEN?!

    K. B.K. B.13 ngày trước
  • honestly I feel like she shouldn't have loved Edward just cause he looks pasty. this is not a perfect looking or attractive vampire, this is a vampire that looks like his skin is the texture of powder or diamonds depending on the weather, and both of those sound horrible - that is something you wanna kiss

    K. B.K. B.13 ngày trước
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    Niles GrahamNiles Graham15 ngày trước
  • I’m so happy you have alpha vibes with that hottie. Very balanced

    Overly Reminiscent GrandpaOverly Reminiscent Grandpa16 ngày trước
  • The commentary in this im dying 💀 🤣

    Genny RoseGenny Rose16 ngày trước
  • As a Washingtonian I can say this is exactly how a people in Washington react to seeing vampires and werewolves.

    Thomas the comment raterThomas the comment rater17 ngày trước
  • Timestamp just for me to find this scene because it has me laughing for minutes and I don't know why: 15:50

    Franzi MaffFranzi Maff17 ngày trước
  • Now the thing about the vampires thinking women shouldn't have rights and probably being racist is actually a good point, as if they don't think like that it proves their minds have developed so they don't have the minds of the kids they were, which means they are in fact adults who constantly hit on kids, they are the world most prolific paedophiles, who break into peoples room to watch them sleep... And all this is essentially the weird sex fantasies of the writer of the books... she is seriously messed up.

    BarnesofthenorthBarnesofthenorth18 ngày trước
    • It gets worse the more you think about it! EW!!

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer12 ngày trước
  • Do people unironically like this sentient tyre fire that's known as a film

    Quantumagician98Quantumagician9819 ngày trước
  • “If you see that bear that got my best friend... you fuck it up”

    Sebastian SegundoSebastian Segundo20 ngày trước
    • I love *every* single Charlie line! I swear!

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer12 ngày trước
  • Am I the only person who noticed the North Korea flag?

    Wolfgang Amadeus MozartWolfgang Amadeus Mozart20 ngày trước
  • The short copyright expectantly moor because patricia arthroscopically float following a measly ophthalmologist. cagey, ambitious europe

    Metz WaldronMetz Waldron21 ngày trước
  • the movie scene made me cringe so much i almost disliked

    Luca BessonartLuca Bessonart21 ngày trước
  • The reaction Edward has when that chick says "You won't hurt her" is just Robert Pattinson coming to terms with his life decisions

    Jude SlaterJude Slater23 ngày trước
  • As someone who has lived in the Phoenix area for over 30 years... I can say that I absolutely hate the desert, heat, and all of the cacti! I would move to Washington/Oregon in a heartbeat if it wasn't for all of the psychos living out there

    Just a GuyJust a Guy24 ngày trước
  • i am way late to this so i don't know if anyone will ever see it, but when she said "babe i would someday like a new girlfriend" i actually spit out my water

    lilscooter93lilscooter9328 ngày trước
  • Is it my gas station shirt? 😂😂😂

    Shanelle FranciscoShanelle Francisco28 ngày trước
  • When you find out Pattinson hated doing this franchise. He bashed it so hard.

    Pary CartoonsPary Cartoons29 ngày trước
  • Some one please write a Charli fanfic, but dont make it weird. Like describe the average day of charlie swan or something. Please do that, thanks :) Edit: and hugs please, Charlie needs hugs 😭

    Naomi .SNaomi .S29 ngày trước
  • Is it just me or is Alice the most attractive person in this movie?

    Papa Don't Like No Goat StealersPapa Don't Like No Goat StealersTháng trước
    • @Wanda Nemer Thank you! I feel crazy!

      Papa Don't Like No Goat StealersPapa Don't Like No Goat Stealers12 ngày trước
    • True!

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer12 ngày trước
  • 666 dislikes AHHHHH

    BrokenWrldBrokenWrldTháng trước
  • there is a north korea flag at 8:28

    Tomas SiminskyTomas SiminskyTháng trước
  • This movie is so bad that I literally fel unconscious while watching it.

    Iris van BeugenIris van BeugenTháng trước
  • Snow bunnies be like... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was brilliant

    DrPlatypus1DrPlatypus1Tháng trước
  • Smart if they don't have black people they can just add native Americans smart twilight smart. But you still could have added actual werewolves I'm just saying.

    Ares OblivionAres OblivionTháng trước
  • I'm but edward going out with a 17 yr old is kinda weird but at the same time okay because he's physical 17 which would be okay until bella turned 18 so it's weird again.

    Ares OblivionAres OblivionTháng trước
  • Oh the fucking Ram Ranch part got me good

    AaronAaronTháng trước
  • And there all 35

    David WhiteDavid WhiteTháng trước
  • hope u had some real fun after this vid bruh

    AgonyAgonyTháng trước
  • Buzzfeed lookin ass

    Leo AlbertsLeo AlbertsTháng trước
  • I literally never notice Edward standing in Bella’s doorway when she has to go home and leave Charlie, never noticed it all these years until I watched this video 😂😂😂

    Ananda LucasAnanda LucasTháng trước
  • Wuhhh thank you guys for this 🌹🌹very cozy and funny watch

    winky wonkywinky wonkyTháng trước
  • Florida heat and Arizona heat are very different lol

    Yvonne TYvonne TTháng trước
  • 4:17 I was counting like at 7 black people already.., but I am wearing glasses.

    Seakay MargiadanaeSeakay MargiadanaeTháng trước
  • Hey cosmonaut, karsten runsquit is trying to steal your video

    Reece ParriahReece ParriahTháng trước
  • I still can't believe everyone in these movies had a crush on Kristen's character when Anna Kendrick and Ashley Greene were in the movie

    charlie mothcharlie mothTháng trước
    • I know right??

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer12 ngày trước
  • Appreciation comment... Putting Ram Ranch into a twilight video, god move.

    AcornAcornTháng trước
  • "Magneto says he wants to talk." had me rolling

    Arjahn !Arjahn !Tháng trước
  • i love veronica so much lmao she's hilarious

    Lumen LightsLumen LightsTháng trước
    • Vero isn’t a woman

      TenuousBootTenuousBoot27 ngày trước
  • I LOVE VERONICA. ENOUGH SAID.

    Faria AlamFaria AlamTháng trước
  • Marcus making fun of the way Bella talks is hilarious cause he’s acting better than she is in the scene he’s making fun of

    Karl DuboisKarl DuboisTháng trước
  • Bella is like an emotionless robot that Frieza created to kill Goku but he forgot to add any weapons and sent her to the wrong universe and then forgot about her cause she was so bland

    Ze BruhZe BruhTháng trước
    • Even Android 16 has more emotions than Bella.

      Xehanort10Xehanort10Tháng trước
  • The humor of u 2 was just on point!

    Toine WIeringaToine WIeringaTháng trước
  • Your commentary actually made me laugh out loud 🤣I’m dying 😭😭😭

    morrisseyschildmorrisseyschildTháng trước
  • Back in the day, I saw "the making of twilight", where they interview the different cast members, instructors etc. Everybody said they were so taken aback how great an actress Kristen was, and they rarely retook any scenes with her, because she was so natural... >.

    Cristina HeibergCristina HeibergTháng trước
  • 14:43 this fucking killed me

    VinceC2001VinceC2001Tháng trước
  • 14:41 I AM DEAD

    Georgia KempsterGeorgia KempsterTháng trước
  • What chemistry looks like 15:00 😂😂

    Darrien TwymanDarrien TwymanTháng trước
  • dem tiddies be so fiiiine

    Andrea HernandezAndrea HernandezTháng trước
  • *makes fun of it the whole time* “that was actually really bad” “WHAT”

    Maxwell GreenMaxwell GreenTháng trước
  • Maybe Edward can't hear Bella's thoughts bc she doesn't have any...?

    Fiction_ElleFiction_ElleTháng trước
    • No Thoughts Head Empty.

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer12 ngày trước
  • Unravel playing in there lol.

    Daniel PinillaDaniel PinillaTháng trước
  • *it is tradition to watch this video at least once a month*

    Jamie DaviesJamie DaviesTháng trước
  • Rip cedric

    Logan DelaharpeLogan DelaharpeTháng trước
  • 10:33 what the fuck was the shriek

    Bode BagginsBode BagginsTháng trước
  • Marcus this whole episode: P A I N

    Coolguy 6240Coolguy 6240Tháng trước
  • 7:18 Marcus’s expression is killing me 😂 “Gotta say . . . BIG turn off.”

    some_metalheadsome_metalheadTháng trước
  • The hair dye on the doctor is some of the worst I’ve seen in a while

    Borsalino KizaruBorsalino KizaruTháng trước
  • Nobody is talking about the blue filter

    AlienAlienTháng trước
  • I have watched this set of videos from you like 9 times. I play it in the background a lot too, it's so fucking entertaining.

    B RB RTháng trước
  • The Unravel timing was godly

    Kyle PinckneyKyle PinckneyTháng trước
  • "What's wrong with the beach?" "Uh, there are a lot of Native Americans there, and we are *super* racist."

    DolirnDolirnTháng trước
  • You are Florida man

    WHC BigboyWHC BigboyTháng trước
  • The awake soldier bareilly extend because interactive potentially decide besides a salty leek. good, flippant glove

    Gerard LigondeGerard LigondeTháng trước
  • "I write sins not tragedies motherfuckers"🤣

    Aaron LombardAaron LombardTháng trước
  • The smart software scully fool because bra correlatively gaze anenst a voracious barge. racial, breakable stocking

    野村康平野村康平Tháng trước
  • At 1:12 if u look closely nobody is driving the truck

    Ben CareyBen CareyTháng trước
    • Ghost truck.

      Xehanort10Xehanort10Tháng trước
  • Twilight is THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE even though i have only seen 15 minutes of it and no one is ever going to make me watch it

    Jonathan9799Jonathan9799Tháng trước
  • Man, this movie looks trash

    JDJDTháng trước
  • "What's in Jacksonville" Great question

    LeftEyeReportLeftEyeReportTháng trước
  • Marcus has got that toreador energy when talking about what he would do as a vampire.

    That guyThat guyTháng trước
  • This is just x men but with a emo sad girl

    L0U13 __L0U13 __Tháng trước
  • I still love the fact that Anna Kendrick had to be reminded that she was in this film

    Jasmine CzerwikJasmine CzerwikTháng trước
  • At 8:13 in the background, there is a South Vietnamese flag even though it is set in 2005????

    CT 7813CT 7813Tháng trước
  • As a person in a midwest town and school that is from Arizona, no one is like they are to Bella, because of small town mentality I WISH people were that into me

    Red BloodRed BloodTháng trước
  • Bless Grant MacDonald.

    The Mighty GoochThe Mighty GoochTháng trước
  • Marcus: "thats one" Veronica: "keep counting" Marcus: "is that the same guy?" and that was the last we ever heard of the "count-how-many-black-people-there-are-in-this-movie" challenge

    siwapsiwapTháng trước
  • Omg the sonic music. I died

    Jason NewberyJason NewberyTháng trước
  • 9:18 I'm dead omg

    Big Ball Of SunshineBig Ball Of SunshineTháng trước
  • My biology teacher showed us the science scene for no reason

    Adam WalnutAdam WalnutTháng trước
  • Bungee gum has both the properties of rubber and gum

    Atrain LandoAtrain LandoTháng trước
  • ram ranch just made my whole day holy fuck that was pure comedy

    Wiltzen MediaWiltzen MediaTháng trước
  • Omg Carlisle DOES look like Wesker. 😂

    Nicole ElizabethNicole ElizabethTháng trước
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