Watching Twilight for the First Time (Not Clickbait)

29 Th04, 2020
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  • 3:22

    Collin YatesCollin Yates21 giờ trước
  • Yo bro your only saying what you are because theirs a cute girl next to you

    John TewksburyJohn TewksburyNgày trước
  • That 2 second clip of supermassive black hole at 16:21 reminded me muse wrote the songs for this film

    Viper 6172Viper 61724 ngày trước
  • I lost my lost shit when ram ranch came on oh my god

    ErodenEroden5 ngày trước
  • I demand Fifty Shades of Grey commentary

    LizLiz6 ngày trước
  • twilight aged as a comedy and no one can tell me otherwise

    CC6 ngày trước
  • thom yorke made a song for the soundtrack

    pvt mclarenpvt mclaren6 ngày trước
  • Happy 1st birthday to this video!🎂 🎈🎊🎉🎈

    S.L. The Coffee AddictS.L. The Coffee Addict7 ngày trước
  • My god she's an aweful actress. It's concrete.

    Joshua BillmeyerJoshua Billmeyer7 ngày trước
  • The ram ranch part 😂😂

    Kadin OhmerKadin Ohmer8 ngày trước
  • You peeps are cute. Thanks for this

    Glenn DaveyGlenn Davey9 ngày trước
  • That girl is funny lol

    Harley GarciaHarley Garcia9 ngày trước
  • I want to watch a movie with these guys so badly. I've never laughed so hard watching a movie like Twilight

    AugtivismAugtivism9 ngày trước
  • This is the closest I have ever gotten or ever will get to watching this movie, and, dear God, it's even worse than I ever imagined.

    Joe AmmelJoe Ammel11 ngày trước
  • 2:37 holy shit they have the fucking north korean flag in the background

    k00patr00pa101k00patr00pa10111 ngày trước
  • Why was the song Marcus used at 19:00 so good?

    Wyatt ThompsonWyatt Thompson12 ngày trước
    • I don't know! It's hillarious!

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer8 ngày trước
  • Did the random guy just kiss Bella's cheeks at 2:45? That's assault yo

    CLWTCLWT12 ngày trước
    • 2007 was a different time I guess.

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer8 ngày trước
  • Plus you’re pretty cute

    Mr UnderestimateMr Underestimate13 ngày trước
  • Really like your voice ;)

    Mr UnderestimateMr Underestimate13 ngày trước
  • I counted there are five black people in the entire movie

    JesterJester13 ngày trước
  • there is nothing i want more in the world than a vampire movie where instead of hissing at eachother the vampires go "bleugh bleugh" like at 17:02

    dillpickle1317dillpickle131714 ngày trước
  • It’s interesting that you mention what if Edward has the same mindset as when he was a human cause in Twilight lore the vampires mindsets are partially frozen at the values they had when they turned. Which is why I always side eye Jasper being a confederate soldier.

    symonew33symonew3316 ngày trước
    • I know right??

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer8 ngày trước
  • Omg watching this and the commercial is a show that has KIRSTEN STEWART IN IT. Tbf she seems like she's "recovered" from this movie

    Caffeinated KatieCaffeinated Katie17 ngày trước
    • Bless that poor woman.

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer8 ngày trước
  • I'm 1:06 minutes into the video and I already learned that the Twilight series made me not use capital letters at the beginning of a sentence. and also made me bisexual apparently. we're off to a great start

    Alinos PAlinos P17 ngày trước
  • I think the views are the same few people that have watched this 20 times

    BrynjolfBrynjolf20 ngày trước
    • Don’t call me out like that

      Conor MeehanConor Meehan17 ngày trước
  • Twilight was engineered for simps before it became a thing prove me wrong

    Eren JaegerEren Jaeger21 ngày trước
  • did anyone get the aids add or is that just me??...

    carl siegfriedcarl siegfried22 ngày trước
    • Just you. Get tested

      BrynjolfBrynjolf20 ngày trước
  • 9:18

    Unreal DrawerUnreal Drawer22 ngày trước
  • 12:40 A Terminator.

    Pablo Rodriguez CabreraPablo Rodriguez Cabrera22 ngày trước
  • "at that point there's something wrong with him" yeah, HE'S DEAD

    Aaaa PgPAaaa PgP23 ngày trước
    • Nah, it IS something wrong with him! Pretty much every vampire woman outside of the Cullens (and the Voulturis?) wants Edward! And nearly every human woman as well. There really is something wrong with him, on many other ways, too.

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer8 ngày trước
  • Segregation on a whole other level abs can’t even get on the bus

    Saul BaezSaul Baez27 ngày trước
  • 1:03 she’s right

    Jackson HarvilleJackson Harville27 ngày trước
  • 6:10 dude looks exactly like squalls rival from ff8

    Coochie SlayerCoochie Slayer29 ngày trước
  • Watching this before it hits 1 year

    Call Me JerryCall Me Jerry29 ngày trước
  • 18:48 My man out here living in *spain* without an S

    XxCool_Birdx XXxCool_Birdx XTháng trước
  • 2:37 I see a very...controversial flag hanging up there...

    A Crazy Sheep DogA Crazy Sheep DogTháng trước
  • Carlisle really does look like weskar 😂😂

    John LeekaJohn LeekaTháng trước
  • Man that girl is annoying. Can’t even get through the first 2 min.

    Andrew DevinAndrew DevinTháng trước
  • South Park called it! ManBearPig!

    L. LeonardoL. LeonardoTháng trước

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer8 ngày trước
  • I hate the cold, I'd move to Florida to be warm

    Ben TramerBen TramerTháng trước
    • But Florida's heat Sucks Ass! It's humid as shit! You sweat like a pig within the first 5 minutes. Moving to California, New Mexico or something would be a way better idea.

      Wanda NemerWanda Nemer8 ngày trước
  • 6:58 A steaming cook of what?

    Luis EspinozaLuis EspinozaTháng trước
  • the vampires are all super pale in this movie, but in the next movie they all just have normal skin tone.

    TheHorrorDevoteeTheHorrorDevoteeTháng trước
  • Man I’m black and might be a little older than you.. perhaps by 2 or 3 years. But notice how they immediately taught about Race and Gender stuff? Like I’m not saying they’re wrong or weird but the way we see and interpret art is totally different today. If you would ask me I would naturally pay attention to the dialogue or scene or script of the film. I never even for once taught about color, or gender or any if that stuff.

    Jobs mineJobs mineTháng trước
  • 6:04 Marcus is right, give this dude some sunglasses and a black coat and he’s just Wesker

    Toby LimToby LimTháng trước
  • idk if anyone will see this but psa that vero uses he/they pronouns and to refer to them correctly when commenting :D

    ambrivambrivTháng trước
  • Describing *Twilight* in short: Bella:🌬🌬🌬 Edward: ✨👁👄👁✨

    Gossiper ZoroarkGossiper ZoroarkTháng trước
  • The twilight series feels like taking a dump and realizing there's no toilet paper

    Masibulele SimayiMasibulele SimayiTháng trước
  • They made twilight sound like a hilarious disaster, but then I watched it to get a good laugh but it was fucking boring.

    Anton DalAnton DalTháng trước
    • They cut out the boring parts and making it funny is Marcus’ job

      Conor MeehanConor Meehan17 ngày trước
  • I just realized that the Asian guy at 2:46 is Wendy’s brother from Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior 😳🤯

    Terrance ThomasTerrance ThomasTháng trước
  • 1:13 has me laughing so goddam hard

    David WhiteDavid WhiteTháng trước
  • "shid he's gonna kill me, he already took my popa away" LMFAO I'm going to hell for this.

    ReverieReverieTháng trước
  • What's the song at 12:17 ?

    NihilistcoomergangNihilistcoomergangTháng trước
  • 2:06 4:11 9:10 14:18 14:21 17:21

    big cloverbig cloverTháng trước
  • raM *RANCH*

    Short and FatShort and FatTháng trước
  • *what the FUCK is this*

    Short and FatShort and FatTháng trước
  • Alice: "It's ok Jasper, you won't hurt her." Edward's face: *THIS fucking bitch, what the fuck?*

    Payson DavisPayson DavisTháng trước
  • What the hell is "Cat" at 10:55 I've always wondered that?

    Josh ConkertonJosh ConkertonTháng trước
  • Are these people a couple?

    Xavier GlennXavier GlennTháng trước
  • the modern MST3K!

    AnonymousAnonymousTháng trước
  • I’m going to have to agree with the heat statement no one misses heat. I’m also from Florida trust me.

    Parker DaubermanParker DaubermanTháng trước
  • The known doll reversely preach because science conservatively touch among a limping rain. sincere, ratty garage

    Siu LuthardtSiu LuthardtTháng trước
  • Honestly surprised you didn't give it shit for the scene where edward recreates the book cover 😂

    KoalaTea GuyKoalaTea GuyTháng trước
  • 4:14 "her phone looks like an ice-cream sandwich" is one of the best pieces of twilight commentary I've ever heard. I've never laughed so much at a commentary and first time reaction.

    Juniper RoseJuniper RoseTháng trước
  • I like how he watched Twilight with the girl and not a dude😂 Cos that would have been weird

    frederick ampadu boatengfrederick ampadu boatengTháng trước
  • Yuengling! Favorite beer

    ZzzSliCK GamingZzzSliCK GamingTháng trước
  • Why is it so important that there are black people specifically in a town like that?

    SanderSanderTháng trước
    • It was a joke..

      MackenzieMackenzieTháng trước
  • If you hate attack of the clones because of anakin and padme then you must hate this film

    Batman BeyondBatman BeyondTháng trước
  • Twilight: a complete cinematic failure

    Batman BeyondBatman BeyondTháng trước
  • The first time someone used (not clickbait) in their title for a video that was not clickbait

    Genaral KenobiGenaral KenobiTháng trước
  • why would u hurt urself like this

    game dragonjagame dragonjaTháng trước
  • I almost walked out of the theater when I went to see this. So bad. I couldn't bring myself to watch the rest. I LOVED the books in 8th/9th grade though except maybe the last one

    Paige JeansPaige JeansTháng trước
  • this was hilarious, thank you

    4surprisingly4surprisinglyTháng trước

    Edward WilksEdward WilksTháng trước
  • 6:48 me after I wake up everyday

    Snowy Owl 77Snowy Owl 77Tháng trước
  • Is veronica marcus's his friend or his partner? Sorry for being nosey

    Víctor BáezVíctor BáezTháng trước
  • I never expected to, but the twilight cosmonaut pic show twilight viewings are officially my favorite VIworld videos of all time. Inspirational

    JuanpiliciosoJuanpiliciosoTháng trước
  • 14:42 made me lose my shit

    nolifeliamnolifeliamTháng trước
  • I only counted 3 black people. How many did you count?

    OGUNNSOGUNNS2 tháng trước
  • I hated the black jokes from youuuuuuu

    Mari MariMari Mari2 tháng trước
  • The movies may suck but no one can deny how amazing the soundtrack was.

    Brianna BBrianna B2 tháng trước
  • Lmao I've never watched your videos before but your commentary is HILARIOUS. Instantly subscribed

    ShirayaShiraya2 tháng trước
  • “I wish you wouldn’t wear pants”

    Prophet_182Prophet_1822 tháng trước
  • The entire point of life: Jesus did not come to be served, but to serve. Mathew 20: 28. We are no different. This entire life is a representation of the spiritual warfare going on. Good vs evil. God isn't a flying man in the sky, but the actual representation of Love, Hope, Joy, Peace, Light, etc. Not metaphor, but literally, like an extra demintional wavelength of thought, emotions, and intent. The devil is the opposite wavelength, pain, fear, hate, anger, darkness, etc. Human life is serving one of these two. Not a man in the sky, actual sentient collective universal Love. However, humans are primatives, we make mistakes. It's in our nature, since the fall, to go down the wrong path. This means at some time each one of us has served darkness to some degree. God understands our limited understanding of our own actions, so he gave us forgiveness, though sacrificing himself in human form as Jesus Christ. It is our duty to accept that sacrifice, get the forgiveness, and be better, helping others be better, and spreading this wavelength of Love, Hope, Joy, Peace, Light, etc, thoughout the universe. But God had to make a way for us to get to this place spiritually, this is why evidence is not allowed. Evidence will make you believe, using the fear of absolute punishment to change your behavior, but that won't make you better, just scared. Faith makes you better. It is what redeemes us, not our works. Faith is the hope that things get better, that justice always prevails, that we're at least loved by our creator. But it has to be Faith in Jesus, because of his sacrifice. And there can't be evidence to point us to him, because Love had to be fair. If there were a code in our DNA, what about everyone born before genetic sequencing? If there were a book with the solar system thosands of years ago, what would stop an evil person from hiding/destroying it? If it were something you had to go to, what about the geographically isolated, imprisoned, or enslaved. If it were a train of logic, what about the uneducated, or mentally slow? Not to mention all the people born before schools. Love cannot give to one without giving to the other. So the key to salvation had to be something everyone has access to. The only thing is Faith. This is why God puts it upon your heart to learn about these things, even if it's only to criticize, or hate. God is everywhere, because Love is everywhere, and so is the devil, because hate is everywhere. They're in your head all the time, regardless of weather or not you accept that. They whisper inside your heart, giving you ideas. But more than that, they're inside everyone's heart. This is how they get things done. They corrordanate us like pieces on a chess board. The only difference is, we get to chose who's side we're playing for. At the end of our life, we go to that team's home base, Heaven, or Hell. A place where all that exists is those wavelengths. Hate, pain, anger, fear, darkness; or Love, Hope, Joy, Peace, Pleasure, Light. The choice is yours to make. But you cannot go to Heaven with hate in your heart. You must forgive, repent, and spread joy for those around you. These are sentient eternal controlling forces in our universe. Heaven and Hell are very real places, I've seen them. Those steps prime your soul for a meeting with God. Very literally. Once you've done all four, in that order, you get divine revelation, with all the evidence you'll ever need. They are, forgive your parents, brake down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. Step four takes three books to get the revelation. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. The order of the steps is important, step 1 has to come before step 3. I can state that for an absolute certainty that these steps always work. Please, take your salvation seriously. See for yourself. Do those steps. Jesus Christ is Lord. It's all True.

    James MayleJames Mayle2 tháng trước
  • This may be a somewhat controversial opinion, but the color grading in this movie is honestly really cool to me personally.

    bruhbruh2 tháng trước
  • There were two black people

    Matt CoeMatt Coe2 tháng trước
  • "Women shouldn't vote" 🤣

    NakayNakay2 tháng trước
  • Almost impossible to watch because you talked over the entire reaction...

    D BorrasD Borras2 tháng trước
  • 19:01 Did a Tokyo Ghoul Unravel meme before it was cool

    Proof SkinnyProof Skinny2 tháng trước
  • Stephan Myer's can even capitalize titles and you except her to write a book?

    Vic RoseVic Rose2 tháng trước
  • The fuckin ram ranch reference, immaculate 😤

    Nathan BumgarnerNathan Bumgarner2 tháng trước
  • A part of me can’t believe that this was the same girl who played Phoebe in American Ultra

    CritchCritch2 tháng trước
  • The ram ranch jumpscared me that was good

    fresher turtlefresher turtle2 tháng trước
  • I don't know why, but "Dude got killed by X-Men" is way funnier to me than it should be

    Aaron RiosAaron Rios2 tháng trước
  • 1:13 So are we just not going to talk about how no one is driving that truck?

    JC LombardiJC Lombardi2 tháng trước
  • My favorite thing about the Twilight franchise is how much Robert Pattinson hates it

    Anxious DumplingAnxious Dumpling2 tháng trước
  • The most entertaining Twilight commentary I have seen 😂😂

    Leanne LondonLeanne London2 tháng trước

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  • Period = free protein 😂 now that's some diet my friend

    SlaxSlax2 tháng trước