Why I Don't Like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

28 Th09, 2020
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  • Please do not bully me

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourThe Cosmonaut Variety Hour5 tháng trước
    • Dio is coming for you

      Art by ItaloArt by ItaloNgày trước
    • Yikes

      laserspark123laserspark123Tháng trước
    • *bullies*

      piktureitpiktureitTháng trước
    • I dint even finish the first episode of the anime lol

      Guillaume LabonteGuillaume LabonteTháng trước
    • I dont like it too

      Mateusz WójcikMateusz Wójcik2 tháng trước
  • Dear god this comment section is so awful 😂

    Martina PassaggiMartina PassaggiGiờ trước
  • Please read the fucking comments

    Dank LordDank Lord3 giờ trước
  • I really like jojo, but I agree with many of your points. I just love JoJo either way, but respect your opinions.

    theGinger78theGinger786 giờ trước
  • "How come the main villain of part 5 is revealed so late into the story?!" Me: THAT'S LITERALLY THE POINT OF HIS CHARACTER-

    Demetrius KafkoulasDemetrius Kafkoulas7 giờ trước
  • DIO finna get one your ass even if hes dead

    Satinderjit KaurSatinderjit Kaur12 giờ trước
  • I watched the first episode and didn't like it.

    uzefulvideosuzefulvideos14 giờ trước
    • @uzefulvideos I don't think it's healthy to part skip cause the fans are gonna getcha

      Forta sForta s10 giờ trước
    • ​@Forta s It seems what I actually watched was the first episode of Stardust Crusaders.

      uzefulvideosuzefulvideos10 giờ trước
    • Which Part?

      Forta sForta s11 giờ trước
  • Why does he keep saying Jojo’s instead of just jojo

    SuRIKESuRIKE19 giờ trước
  • I reached the "bug not a feature" part on episode 4 of the 1st arc.

    SesshyLover777SesshyLover77720 giờ trước

    Rafidul M MahimRafidul M MahimNgày trước
  • While I'm glad that someone finally understands where I'm coming from when it comes to part 4, that doesn't excuse almost everything he said about part 3, stating there are "no character arcs", and above all Everything about part 5. literally everything.

    Potato KingPotato KingNgày trước
  • Since you described JoJo as a bad ex, then I believe that Part 5 was a huge misunderstanding.

    qrozauntqrozauntNgày trước
  • Oho! Speedwagon is a "funny coward"??

    Jandra SrikerJandra SrikerNgày trước
  • As a huge fan of jojo, I completely agree with your criticisms

    Kristian BraunKristian BraunNgày trước
  • The only real problem i have with jojos, jesus fuck do they love killing dogs for no reason or what. So much unnecessary brutal dog death for the sake of nothing less than shock no real plot significance. I can literally turn off my brain and have fun and laugh with every other aspect of jojos but man every time theres a dog death for no reason its just so annoying to watch cuz i know im watching bullshit like if i really wanna see some brutal gorey stuff like that for no reason ill just go to liveleak. The only exception to this i can think of is iggy since that was handled well and kinda dio abusing jonathans dog, its still not really needed since theres so much other stuff dio does to make him a love to hate villain, the dog abuse just kinda solidifies it.

    Peter 4 2 LiterPeter 4 2 LiterNgày trước
  • OmG gUyS iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNce

    Infinite IQInfinite IQNgày trước
  • I appreciate this video and I also don't like jojo very much (I only like part 2 and 4 and I haven't gotten any further yet ) That being said I don't agree with anything you said X3

    Mushroom KaatMushroom KaatNgày trước
  • All my friends LOVE Jojo. My girlfriend loves Jojo. I do not love Jojo, and am struggling to get through this series just so they get off my back about watching it. That said I did enjoy Part 2 quite a bit. But part 3 on has been sooooo hard to get into.

    NidstangNidstangNgày trước
  • “I can’t even name a single character trait about giorno” Giorno literally sends a mob boss into a spiral of death thus showing how brutal and unforgiving he is compared to every other jojo.

    AdmistAdmistNgày trước
    • Giorno is the one that stands out the most compared to the others in the anime. It's insane someone can't name one.

      Barry SimeonBarry SimeonNgày trước
  • 12:37 Araki was super depressed when writing this part of Golden Wind and he was originally going to have Bruno's gang kill him for not joining them, but he was just too depressed to kill him, so he just made him leave instead. Then, after that, he was originally going to come back and try to kill the group, but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

    SnavelsSnavelsNgày trước
  • 12:17 not exactly, he has the resolve of Jonathan and some of his moral code, but he's also willing to be a cheating bastard to get his way in a battle.

    SnavelsSnavelsNgày trước
  • I don't hate this video, but come on, Cosmo. The way you describe part 5 makes it seems like you only read the terrible English translation from the early 00s.

    D.R.M: UnrecognizedD.R.M: UnrecognizedNgày trước
  • I fucking hate jojo too. part 6 when

    ValentínValentínNgày trước
  • Different opinion: *exists* People on the internet: DELETE THAT

    BywfqgaBywfqgaNgày trước
  • I don’t dislike JoJo but this video kinda encapsulates the reasons of why I don’t love it.

    Hot PatrickHot Patrick2 ngày trước
  • get to part 7 trust me you will love it.

    DarkghostDarkghost2 ngày trước
  • I don't think Marcus really knows why he dosen't like it, which is perfectly possible similar to not understanding why one likes something

    Tino !Tino !2 ngày trước
  • ah yes...a perfect video about contradicting yourself.

    ARAR2 ngày trước
  • He said he didn’t watch part 5 and that the art was bad... don’t judge if you haven’t watch the part 5 anime and the art isn’t bad your just fucking stupid

    At YtottAt Ytott2 ngày trước
  • Cosmo, why do you do this? You have the right idea. Then you just take a hard left when it comes to backing up your point.

    The Voice JThe Voice J2 ngày trước
  • No. You are wrong Your opinion is objectively wrong

    Oliver ChanningOliver Channing3 ngày trước
  • reading the comments nearly gave me an aneurysm

    Ueli DeSchwärtUeli DeSchwärt3 ngày trước
  • People are really focussing in on the part where he described the cast of part 5. His point is that the charachters arent really conplex he missed the mark on a few charachters when describing them but his point is valid. The charachters arent really complex, i still liked them but they weren't complex

    worisworis3 ngày trước
  • I really like how you like kind of the parts that other people don't really like, also, I do agree part 4 and part 2 are really good parts. However when you say, "If you don't like where characters die, don't watch it" I *don't* like characters dying. However, seeing them die is unique in a kind of way because imagine just having characters have plot armor. For example, like in fairytale where they have "tHe pOwEr oF fRiEnDsHiP." Although, I respect youropinion and I agree with some of your points.

    gamer_weeb_weirdozgamer_weeb_weirdoz3 ngày trước
  • MangaKamen destroyed this trash vid

    Chase EstradaChase Estrada4 ngày trước
    • @Chase Estrada I disliked your comment

      Skadoo MosadiSkadoo MosadiNgày trước
    • @Purplebowlingball 2000 as am I. And imo this vid is poorly made

      Chase EstradaChase Estrada2 ngày trước
    • He is allowed to have his own opinion

      Purplebowlingball 2000Purplebowlingball 20003 ngày trước
  • Speedreader garbage. At least try, man.

    Jose NJose N4 ngày trước
  • Man U completely misinterpreted part five, pretty much everything u said I did not agree with. 1-4 I 100% agree with except I think Kira and funny valentine are the best villains.

    julia englishjulia english4 ngày trước
  • Kinda sounds like you liked JoJo and not GioGio which I completely understand but that stuff you said about character arcs is very wrong regarding this list of characters who grow throughout the series: Dio, Joseph, Jotaro, Polnareff, Narancia, Mista, Trish, Abbachio and every JoJo/Jobro/Jofoe in parts 4,6,7 and 8

    On snore leaveOn snore leave4 ngày trước
  • Video in a nutshell: Part 1: Decent Part 2: Good Part 3: Bad until end Part 4: Great Part 5: Bad

    Harley OyeladeHarley Oyelade4 ngày trước
  • Tbh I think it's annoying whenever people always say "OMG ITS A JOJO REFERENCE SISJEOWJDNEJOSOSDNDJD" despite the fact that the person who made the thing that has the supposed Jojo reference probably didn't even make it intentional. And I'm sure it's a good anime, but the fandom is annoying me a lot and makes me not want to watch it

    Cloudy SkittlesCloudy Skittles4 ngày trước
  • Its ok to have an opinion but you Are straigh up lying about most of the things in the series

    Emil HøjfeldtEmil Højfeldt4 ngày trước
  • As somebody who loves JoJos, I respect this opinion a lot, and now I regret giving people JoJos as their first anime/manga, how it worked I do not know.

    Luke HILLLuke HILL5 ngày trước
  • I was like HOW DARE YOU, but you got some very valid points. I’m glad you like part 4 a lot. I’m making a series of videos based on references and puns in Japanese that go unnoticed / lost in translation in part 4 that I think will give you extra appreciation for it. It’s on my channel, would love it if you check it out and let me know what you think.

  • How he feels about jojo fans is hoe i feel about one piece, eventually I will check it out and actually get into doing it, but everytime people appraise to hell and back on it i just get turned off by watch or reading it. Cause really nothing is perfect, and when I hear to much praise and not like one critic about it. I can't try it out, cause their are some animes out there I consider nearly perfect, where theirs probably one downside or little nitpick I could make to where it won't hit s perfect ten but if it has a 8 or 9 out of ten then its really good. Like for example death note, assassination classroom, and hunter x hunter for example. Rrally good and popular anime and Mangas, but you can at the least make an argument about one bad thing they all have or even little nitpick that bring it down a little otherwise their still really high scoring anime their a bunch of 8 and 9s. So without a single critic I've heard about one piece I just can't do it

    SSJDARK DrakusSSJDARK Drakus5 ngày trước
  • Part 7 is good tho

    Nikolas DeRosaNikolas DeRosa5 ngày trước
  • Even as a JoJo fan I acknowledge the series sucks for half the time, and the fucking fanbase makes me gag.

    weatherweather5 ngày trước
  • I respect your opinion but your points are somewhat miss leading. I don't really care that much to be honest and I know that a BIG portion of the fandom is annoying as potato heck, they even annoy me and I am suppsoed to be a part of it. but saying that Polnareff is a ''coward,'' there's nothing in the anime or manga that suports that argument. Vanilla ice killed two of his best friends and had the ability to kill him in one shot. What did he do? He ran straight towards him. I can understand that you may find Giorno and Jotaro somewhat basic but most of your character descriptions was totally of like, FUgo being a calm guy? Hes the complete opposite. Yet again, I couldn't care less when it comes to taste in anime/series unless It's some pedo shish so this was just 5 minutes wasted of my life.

    Yagami LightYagami Light5 ngày trước
  • Great points and fair assessment. Disliked, reported and unsubbed

    Rawnie AdhikariRawnie Adhikari5 ngày trước
  • Polnareff is a cowardly character? After he literally jumps headfirst into any fight possible with no fear in the slightest? Yeah ok

    Raison ManRaison Man6 ngày trước
    • He is just misinformed and overgeneralizing while forming his own opinion, making this video is just bad rant of a misinformed man

      Alpho OmegaAlpho Omega3 ngày trước
    • bruh he even said that the bad guys sometimes change

      Imagine having a good nameImagine having a good name5 ngày trước
  • Quite overrated show tbh, the memes carry it hard though

    TheSilverazoTheSilverazo6 ngày trước
    • It’s definitely overrated. The memes were good but they get old quick

      Hellman’s mayonnaise’s Walter Clementine showHellman’s mayonnaise’s Walter Clementine show5 ngày trước
  • When people said “part 3 is where it gets good” they were referring to the last quarter

    Timmy the Time BombTimmy the Time Bomb6 ngày trước
  • This comment section is insane wtf are there so many jo jo Stan’s commenting about the same thing

    Big Chungus79Big Chungus796 ngày trước
  • Before I watch this video I’d like to know if it spoils the manga too

    Aidin NikeziAidin Nikezi6 ngày trước
    • no

      Imagine having a good nameImagine having a good name5 ngày trước
  • Of course you don't like Jojo, you cried while watching one piece, here is a tissue. Did you cry when ace died or when the boat died lol.

    Londinium ArmouryLondinium Armoury6 ngày trước
  • Parts ranked (i haven't read the manga) 2>4>1>3>5

    Ayy LienAyy Lien6 ngày trước
    • @Demetrius Kafkoulas oopsie 😅

      Ayy LienAyy Lien6 ngày trước
    • "I haven't watched the manga" *Something's wrong, I can feel it.*

      Demetrius KafkoulasDemetrius Kafkoulas6 ngày trước
  • It’s funny how wrong you are maybe actually read or watch the series so you know what your talking about.

    The ha ha guyThe ha ha guy6 ngày trước
    • His points weren’t fair. But the show is by no means good, at least, in my opinion

      Hellman’s mayonnaise’s Walter Clementine showHellman’s mayonnaise’s Walter Clementine show5 ngày trước
  • I don’t like it because the designs are so over exaggerated

    Toph BeifongToph Beifong7 ngày trước
  • Wow you endured a lot...I bailed after some guy in a hat talking about breathing appeared out of nowhere...this anime is not good...

    MykahaiaMykahaia7 ngày trước
    • @Mykahaia I can agree Jojo fans can be toxic ( I have my experience with them) but you don’t need make a fan base to you dislike but you have good reasons tho. :)

      Cpt Ghost LOLCpt Ghost LOL4 ngày trước
    • @Prequel 0 yeah, it must be too complex for his brain...getting some rick and morty vibes from this fandom...

      MykahaiaMykahaia4 ngày trước
    • @Mykahaia But he speedran JoJo,He Probably could not represent it well since he doesn’t actually understand it either way

      Prequel 0Prequel 05 ngày trước
    • @Prequel 0 he represented its boringness perfectly...but he rambled too much though....this anime sucks...it's not funy, the story sucks and the animation is not that good...he could have said that...

      MykahaiaMykahaia5 ngày trước
    • You do know he misrepresented the Series in this video as the characters,points,Story,And other features were heavily misrepresented and he says he read the manga even though he barely uses Manga panels to show his points and opinions,JoJo’s is a well written,Accessible Shonen series that is unfortunately very misrepresented in the modern day.

      Prequel 0Prequel 07 ngày trước
  • Yea...no Our fanbase on JoJo's is absolutely shit

    Jesse TowlerJesse Towler7 ngày trước
  • *Polnareff is a funny coward* Ayo remember when avdol got shot protecting him from a guy with a fucking gun because he wanted to avenge his sister?

    TanjiTanji7 ngày trước
  • there is a reason way fugo is not in the story it is about araki's mental health

    hassan hassanhassan hassan7 ngày trước
  • Fair. Its not for everyone

    gamebo showgamebo show7 ngày trước
  • After reading the comment section I have come to determine that this opinion is hot garbage. I don't think anything of it but the comment section tells me that the majority of people hate it, so I now hate it too and have disliked the video.

    Extreme SandvichExtreme Sandvich8 ngày trước
  • You should read part 7 because the series shifts from bieng a shonen to seinen in part 7 Also watch the rohan ova its fun

    Malek BaroudMalek Baroud8 ngày trước
  • Aw man.... Part 7 was my favorite tho. I ain't gonna complain tho cuz i have much more important things to do like school.

    Nash WaanNash Waan8 ngày trước
  • The moment you realized that everything that happened in JoJo would never happen if Dario (DIO's dad) was actually a good dad

    Nash WaanNash Waan8 ngày trước
    • well there was two options if the cart never crashed or that but I still agree

      Rob SalapareRob Salapare7 ngày trước
  • It's fine if you don't like JoJo dude. If you watch until the end of part 3 and liked it then you're probably in it for the weird crap and funny scenes.

    Nash WaanNash Waan8 ngày trước
  • Shoe

    AnaiGAnaiG8 ngày trước
  • Finally, another dude who hates Golden wond

    OricanOrican8 ngày trước
  • Everyone in these comments missed the point where this is literally just his opinion. Surprise, people are allowed to dislike things just because.

    Lydia HamiltonLydia Hamilton8 ngày trước
    • He doesn’t have to like it. It’s just he says it sucks while being wrong about a lot of the points. If your gonna make a rant make your points valid.

      The ha ha guyThe ha ha guy6 ngày trước
  • I actually started to get back into jojo because of this vid 😁

    B0LTB0LT8 ngày trước
  • the only thing i truly agree with cos in this episode is that part 4 is the best and i don’t like giorno and part five i don’t think it’s for the same reasons

    Sympathy out of order igSympathy out of order ig8 ngày trước
  • I came here because of another video, and I thought I should watch the original first, and not gonna lie, I find that I really agree with you on most of your points. especially on part 4. I have never understood why so many people seem to prefer part 5 over part 4. Basically the video that sent me here I think was taking everything you said way out of context, and I'm glad I decided to watch this on my own instead of just taking whatever was said.

    m km k8 ngày trước
  • ah yes. fugo, the guy with anger issues... calm cool guy.

    Gaming BlastoiseGaming Blastoise8 ngày trước
  • While I don’t agree with all your points, I don’t like jojos either.

    SaladForkSaladFork8 ngày trước
  • Giorno using the arrow to get Requiem seemed like a bad deus ex machina at first, but I think you didn’t notice many of the themes of part 5 if you think it was unearned. Mista died so many times because he stayed and fought until the very end every time. Most of the times he got utterly destroyed while still coming out on top were an example of his resolve and determination. Fugo stayed behind because he was unable to go rogue and commit to Bruno, as he puts up boundaries because of his trauma. And Giorno earned the opportunity to use the arrow on himself because he was the catalyst for the whole adventure. He had resolve and wasn’t ever about to quit until he saved Italy and reformed the mob. Diavolo represented the antithesis of Giorno’s ideals, so Requiem giving him the exact ability to defeat him is not a deus ex machina

    cafe Sportivocafe Sportivo8 ngày trước
  • Thanks, bro. I look like a JoJo irl now, because your critiques gave me a workout through laughter!

    Carson FaillaCarson Failla8 ngày trước
    • @Sultru213 Hmm lol ok so I'm a JoJo fan if I don't have a life? I can say the same about you.

      HachonimityHachonimity7 ngày trước
    • @Hachonimity no you do not have a life. Hence you are a jojo fan

      Sultru213 HmmSultru213 Hmm7 ngày trước
    • @Sultru213 Hmm Dude you're the one who needs to get a life. You're going around doing "your service" insulting JoJo fans lmao.

      HachonimityHachonimity7 ngày trước
    • Lol nice roast or soemthing

      HachonimityHachonimity7 ngày trước
    • @Carson Failla good

      Sultru213 HmmSultru213 Hmm7 ngày trước
  • Hiw are Mista and Narancha funny cowards, they litterally do all the killing and fighting ????? And how is Fugo a calm guy he has serious anger issues ?

    Mislav MikležMislav Miklež8 ngày trước
  • I can stand with his points with part 3, because holy shit it was BLOATED, but loved the ending but nah fam you disrespected my part 5!!! (jk everyone has their favorite jojo part, so i understand)

    NilesNiles9 ngày trước
  • Cosmonaut please tell me !

    magicmarv98magicmarv989 ngày trước
  • What’s the name of the marimba song Cosmanuat uses in the background in the beginning Please someone answer. It’s killing me !!!

    magicmarv98magicmarv989 ngày trước
  • I completely agree tbh it's not perfect and the villain of the week of part 3 was complete cancer.

    Poopy Face420Poopy Face4209 ngày trước
  • Most of these takes aren’t that good ngl😭

    Umar AkramUmar Akram9 ngày trước
  • 「Kira Queen: Bite Za Dasto」

    herworstherworst9 ngày trước
  • My opinion on every Jojo part Phantom Blood: Best part ever, Jonathan is my favorite character Battle Tendency: It was a decent part Stardust Crusaders: Worst part ever. Everything was terrible in this part Diamond is Unbreakable: I didn't like it, but it was much better than the previous one Vento Aureo: Terrible part, but not as Stardust Crusaders Stone Ocean: It was pretty good, but I didn't like Pucci Steel Ball Run: It was also pretty good as part 6 Jojolion: I only read until chapter 30 something like that and I didn't like it, so I stopped continuing with Jojolion

    Morgana the dudeMorgana the dude10 ngày trước
  • JoJo is cool and you are opinion is well um with little detail

    Shiloh MoultonShiloh Moulton10 ngày trước
  • Please

    Shiloh MoultonShiloh Moulton10 ngày trước
  • No this is a joke right right

    Shiloh MoultonShiloh Moulton10 ngày trước
  • You really should’ve refreshed yourself, I honestly don’t understand why you have a hate bonner for Araki.

    CloudCloud10 ngày trước
  • I have never seen a person who dosen't like jojo but like's part 1

    Shiloh MoultonShiloh Moulton10 ngày trước
  • At the end of the day, media is subjective to your enjoyment of it and the context you enjoyed it in. Nobody would like a 9/10 movie if their finger was being cut off during it. It's good that you made this vid, kinda stopped me from being one of those Bible preaching people

    Emery BishopEmery Bishop10 ngày trước
  • Why people shit on him for one video lol

    トリスタントリスタン10 ngày trước
    • yeah I just said why people hate him

      Rob SalapareRob Salapare7 ngày trước
    • @Rob Salapare Yea there are hella bad points, but I mean it's just one vid

      トリスタントリスタン7 ngày trước
    • well people are mad because he made kinda a lot of bad points in this vid

      Rob SalapareRob Salapare7 ngày trước
  • Giorno's main thing is resolve. That's what part 5 is all about

    DrNaiDrNai10 ngày trước
  • Bruh one piece is fucked, over 1k episode

    Truely gregTruely greg10 ngày trước
  • Can you make a video on why you like hunter X hunter?

    Eric RoseEric Rose10 ngày trước
  • Part 5 sucks its true.

    ThomazbrThomazbr10 ngày trước
  • sometimes opinion can be wrong too. u know.

    Dandy GifarhanDandy Gifarhan10 ngày trước
    • But, it’s an opinion. Someone’s view on a topic. You can’t say someone’s view on something is objectively wrong, purely because you disagree

      Hellman’s mayonnaise’s Walter Clementine showHellman’s mayonnaise’s Walter Clementine show5 ngày trước
  • I genuinely don't care about Jojo but your voice is so comfortable to listen to I won't stop hh

    AnnelieAnnelie10 ngày trước
  • respect for him who have the balls to leave comments on

    ꧁Karma xɪɪɪ꧂꧁Karma xɪɪɪ꧂11 ngày trước
  • You know it’s bad when he’s going insane

    Chrollo LucilferChrollo Lucilfer11 ngày trước